RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*grins*
*kisses Zacky on cheek*
Thank you!
I'll leave you two to it.
*winks*
*heads down below deck*

-Smiles-
It's okay babe, I'm sure it will be good enough.
At least it's not cold.
-Strokes Zacky's arm-
Unless you can think of another place warm for us to go.
-Winks-

Erm...
Think fast Zacky come on. You can't have hot wild sex in a hammack! Think! THINK!
-smirks-
We could do to the captains office.
Maybe some malt liquor will warm you up.
-smiles and regains self-
-tries to tear eyes away from-
-walks towards Syn's office-
-looks back at Mick-
-looks forward and looks up towards the sky-
Somebody pinch me.

-Smiles-
Whatever baby.
I'll just follow you.
-Winks-
-Touches Zacky softly-
This should be interesting... kid looks like he doesn't have a clue.
Ah well, I need to get laid, even if it is by some random hot kid.
-Licks lips-

*heads towards Syn's cabin*
*presses ear to the door*
Well I can't hear anything, no crying, no "I love you"'s, no "It happens to every guy".
Aw, it's not fun if they're not mid-screw.
*hears quiet moan*
*grins*
Goody.
*pushes door open*
Good evening, darling!

((Mick is an asshole.
I LOVE IT!))

-walks into Syn's office-
-opens door and steps inside-
-closes the door behind Mick-
-looks around-
Well. It's more warm around here.
-turns around and looks at Mick-
So. What do you want to do?
Like you had to ask...

*scrambles to pulls sheet over self and Jacoby*
Jesus fucking Christ, Cris, do you fucking mind?!
Get out!

[[Aww, shy Zacky!
I should stop awwing at Zacky.]]

((I thought that I should play along with Jacoby. ))

-moans softly-
Syn... ah...
-hears Cristina at the door-
-eyes snap open-
-scambles to cover self up-
Fuck!
-pulls bed covers over self and widens eyes at the door-
-scowls at Cristina-
She knew what we were about to do...

[[Good plan! Then I don't feel completely mad RP-ing with myself.]]

You're not happy to see me?
*mock pouts*
I'm hurt!
*leans against doorframe*

Not as much as you will be, hellbitch.
*smiles sadly at Jacoby*
*squeezes hand*
*mouths 'sorry'*
*sighs*
*looks back to Cristina*
What the fuck are you doing in here anyway?
And more to the point, why the fuck didn't Zacky stop you?
I swear to God, I will end that kid if he doesn't do something right soon.

-Moves towards Zacky-
-Strokes arm-
Well... there is many things we can do babe...
But I'm new to this ship...
-Wraps arms around-
-Breathes into ear-
You may as well welcome me to the crew.

-Kisses neck softly-

-holds onto Syn's leg-
SShhh...
-whispers-
It's ok.
She probably tricked him.
-looks at Cristina and wraps arm around Syn's shoulders-
It kills you to see me being able to do this to him, doesn't it?
-smirks and leans into Syn-
-turns to Syn and starts kissing ear-

-says shakily-
Well.
-swallows-
The rest of the crew are asleep. But I could make up for all of them.
-smiles and moans softly from kisses-
-mumbles incorhently-
Did I rub a magic lamp or something?

*hands ball into fists*
*frowns at Jacoby*
Fucking perverts.
*smiles grimly*
I just thought I should let you know that you've acquired a new crewman.
Angry, little gay boy.
Just your type, Brian.

-kisses up Syn's neck-
-pauses-
-furrows eyebrow and looks over at Cristina-
Brian?

Zacky wrote:

-says shakily-
Well.
-swallows-
The rest of the crew are asleep. But I could make up for all of them.
-smiles and moans softly from kisses-
-mumbles incorhently-
Did I rub a magic lamp or something?

Well... if I am a magical lamp darling...
-Kisses neck again-
You can rub me all you want.
-Winks-
-Holds onto and moves down onto desk-
-Stops-
Anywhere a little more comfortable in here babes?
-Kisses neck, doesn't bother looking up to find-

You love it and you know it.
*closes eyes*
Mmmmmm, Coby.
*smiles widely*
Get him off my ship, Cristina.
Or get yourself off.
Take that how you will.
Now get out of my cabin before I'm forced to move away from my lovely warm bed, away from my amazing boyfriend and you have to see exactly what he does to me.

Mick wrote:

Well... if I am a magical lamp darling...
-Kisses neck again-
You can rub me all you want.
-Winks-
-Holds onto and moves down onto desk-
-Stops-
Anywhere a little more comfortable in here babes?
-Kisses neck, doesn't bother looking up to find-

-closes eyes and moans-
-sits on the desk-
No. This is fine. I...
-moves head back-
Oh God. So good...
-grips onto the edge of the desk-

Captain Syn wrote:

You love it and you know it.
*closes eyes*
Mmmmmm, Coby.
*smiles widely*
Get him off my ship, Cristina.
Or get yourself off.
Take that how you will.
Now get out of my cabin before I'm forced to move away from my lovely warm bed, away from my amazing boyfriend and you have to see exactly what he does to me.

-shrugs and continues kissing neck-
-turns to Cristina-
You know. I plan to have my way with your husband tonight whether you are standing there or not.
-smirks and rubs Syn's chest and kisses shoulder-

-Smiles-
-Continues kissing Zacky while fumbling with Zacky's shirt-
-Tears off-
Mmm...
-Kisses Zacky's shirt-
You are definitely giving me a warm welcome Vengeance...
-Continues kissing-
-Lowers hands to Zacky's jeans-
He better not say no to this. I am gonna get rid of this boner some how, and it sure as hell ain't gonna be me who does...

Oh he doesn't know?
Mmm, you obviously love him, Syn.
Not even telling him something as simple as your real name.
*laughs to self*
*looks to Jacoby*
*points at Syn*
He is Brian Haner.
*looks to Syn*
And trust me, baby, if I wanted to get off, I wouldn't be wasting my time thinking about you and Spike there.
I'd be imagining something sexually appealing.
Maybe I should go and watch Zacky and the new boy.
*smirks*
*waves*
Night boys.
*closes door*

-groans-
Fuck.
-pulls off Mick's shirt clumsly and throws to the floor-
-looks at chest-
-rubs hands up and down chest-
Wow.
-kisses neck sloppily-

*smiles as the door closes*
Mmm, she should be thanking you.
*laughs slightly*
You stopped me from really hurting her.
God, you're good at that.

-Grins-
Perfect.
-Continues kissing Zacky while working on jeans-
-Takes off slowly and tosses aside-
-Runs hand up Zacky's leg and across thigh-
-Moves hand across Zacky's underwear across bulge-
Mmm... baby....
-Grins and kisses Zacky again and takes off own jeans and tosses them aside also-
Fuck...
Let's get this show on the road...

Captain Syn wrote:

*smiles as the door closes*
Mmm, she should be thanking you.
*laughs slightly*
You stopped me from really hurting her.
God, you're good at that.

-looks at-
You know.
I think that we should want, you know. This is the second time now someone has walked in on us.
I think we should wait.
Or kill all the crew.
-smiles-
-strokes Syn's face-
To make it special.
-smiles-