RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[I'm really lame, I have a little book where I stick my tickets and photos with bands and random autographs and shit.
Then when I meet the bands I'm there for, I always whip out one of their CD's and get that signed.
I have 2 signed Aiden albums [granted, one was just a free signed insert which came with Conviction], Juliette and The Licks, MCR, Good Charlotte and I'm sure I have another too.
I just want to be able to remember my nights of debauchery in the future and show my kiddlywinks.

ECAF OTEL?
D'you think if you say that three times in front of a mirror then a Leto will appear?
*runs to mirror*
DAMNIT JARED!!!
GO HOME!
I WANT YOUR BROTHER!]]

((*Laughs... OUT LOUD!*
You don't want his brother.
HIS BROTHER IS UGLEH!
And looks like meh dad :(:(:(
NOT GOOD!!!
Blow job boy is funny though.
He's not hot, but he is just... funny. Hahahahahahaha.

Seriously, if I drink a TINY bit I am still WHOACRAZEH like, hours and hours later even after I have slept. Hahaha.

Actually, I take that back. I am just WHOACRAZEH all the time!!!

MEGALOLZZZZ!!111!!11!!11!!1\11!!!!!23456!!
Hahahaha

That is a VERY good idea.
But I suck with things like that. I would loose it/forget it or something.
I prefer the photos.
I still have meh MCR signed thingeh ticket though!! Stuck to my wallll

Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, we haven't RPehed in a while. The introducing of Mick to Syn THE GATES?

LOLZ, when we meet him can I call him that?

Hi SYN THE GATES!

You know I will have no shame infront of them. I would ask him who he would rather fuck, Matt or Zacky.
It is true, I so would. Hahahaha
MEGALOLLIANLOLZ!))

[[Well Syn's kinda in the middle of getting into Coby's pants.
I could switch to Cristina, make her a bit of a fag hag, haha.
But I need to RP, something to take my mind of the fact that the lovely electricity board are turning our electric off at 2-ish for a few hours.
Bastards.

I wanna get Syn to hold up a sign saying "I APPROVE OF BRATT!" but I don't want to lie to him about what it is, haha.
"Syn, you sexy beast... hold this up for me while I take a picture."
"Bratt? What's Bratt?"
"Uhhh, youandmatthavingsexwitheachother, SMILE!!!!"]]

((You need to get that photo taken.
*Nodeth*
I shall help.
And if he is like WTF?! I shall just slap him.
MEGALOLIAN!!!

An awwness!! :(:(
I have been up since like 8, so it feels like 4pm. Hahahahahahahaha

SHHH BE QUIET! YOU MIGHT PISS SOMEBODY OFFFFFFF
Yer, we just did that randomly in the queue, while giving everyone the pleasure of listening to the song OUT LOUD from our phones.

And OK THEN How be it starteth? Cristina meetething Micketh?

In English Lang our teacher was talking about how you don't adress your friends like "How be ye this grand morning..." or whatever.
I DO!!! Mwahahaha

But I am just special

LIKE TIMMEH!!!!!!!))

[[SEE WHAT I HAD TO RESORT TO LAST NIGHT WHILE YOU WERE ALL AWAY!!!

Or maybe, we get a picture of all of us and Syn and we hold the sign up over his head.
OR WE GET T-SHIRTS MADE WITH ARROWS POINTING TO THE PERSON NEXT TO US SAYING "THIS GUY LOVES THE BRATT! ------->" AND MAKE SURE THE ARROW'S POINTING AT SYN!!!


Sorry, weird mood.
I blame the fact I didn't sleep until 3, haha.

Um, yeah Cristina can go into a bar or something, all upset and find him.]]

((WOWZERS!!
You must have been bored.
We're sorry.
Hahahahahaha.
BUT THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE WENTZ!!!
What be you do when your electricity goes off? No internet, phones or Tv right? DAMN!
I would phone your mobile, coz I always phone Emma's and talk to her for ages and my mom never notices and phone calls are fun.
But I think it would be bad for you to talk to me when I am this hyper. Hahahaha.

YOU ARE IN A FUNNY MOOD THOUGH!!
LIKE ME MOTHERFUCKER!!
MEGALOLZ! Hahahaha

And alrighteh then. Mick is... Mick.
I love the fact that Mick is the assy I'MABEATYOUUP kid when he is probably my height. Hahahaha))

I stand for a lot, Brian, but I am not going to sit by and listen to you fucking your little bitch.
*walks into bar*
So I'm going to get fucking drunk and bring home one of my own.
*looks around bar*
But not here apparently.
Yuck.
*spots young, attractive man at bar*
Hel-lo...
*heads over*

[[Okay this is getting daft!!!
I ordered 'Disturbia' from the same place I ordered 'Sin City' from, right?
And the website said that they'd declined my card because of insufficient funds.
Haha, guess what's just dropped on my doorstep?
This is twice that's happened.
It also confuses me that it goes from Bristol to Germany then back here.
Weeeeeird.

No nothin', haha.
I'm going to go mad.
I'll probably just play Gates for a few hours.
Or read and listen to my MP3 player.
Thank fuck for batteries.
I'd say you could ring my mobile, I'm in as weird a mood as you are it seems.
Buuuuuuuut, I have shitty signal.
I can only get a decent one... haha, if I'm outside and I thiiiiiink I'd scare people.

I like Mick's angry little man complex, heehee.
It's cute and funny.]]

-Sighs and sits on seat-
-Continues drinking Whisky-
This has been a looooooooong day.
-Sees shadow fall over self and bar-
-Turns around-
-Sees a woman-
-Peers at-
What do you want?

((Wowzers!! That's good though, I guess. Can't complain. Haha.
Oooh fun!! And that's the same as here, I have to go out to the bottom of meh garden and last time I was out there for almost an hour and I had bright purple hair dye on (which I have on now) waiting to develop and I looked... strange.
Can if you wish though.
Nothing wrong with scaring people.
And LITTLEMANCRAZEHANGREHBOY!
Gotta love it. Hahahaha
Reminds me of our old PSHE teacher.
MEGALOLZ!
ZLOL AGEM!!
Hahahahahahahahahah))

*smiles sweetly at*
Just a little bit of company.
*sits down on the stool next to Mick*
You look like you could do with some yourself, stranger.
*rests hand on knee*

[[LoL, yeah, why not?
I'll just have to find somewhere to sit that's comfortable.
Unless it starts raining..
I am not going out in the raiiiin.]]

-Shrugs and turns back to bar, not looking at Cristina-
-Swigs drink-
I don't need no company.
None from some chick anyway.
-Drinks-
But I ain't stopping you if you wanna sit there.

Cristina wrote:

[[LoL, yeah, why not?
I'll just have to find somewhere to sit that's comfortable.
Unless it starts raining..
I am not going out in the raiiiin.]]

((Alrighty then.
Just tell me when
LOLIAN!!
Coz y'know, Chloe got to talk to you, it's only fair.
*Nods*
*Looks out of the window*
It dun look like it is gonna rain.
BUT ENGLAND CAN SHOCK YOU!!

All the Americans I met last night LOVE England.
I dun know whyyyy. I asked them that.
I asked them to take me back with them to America.
They said yes
MATTHEW LEONE TOOK A SHIT ON THE BEACH!!! Like, the one near where we saw Paramore.
Emma asked Nathan if it was him and he was like.
"NO NO!! THAT WAS MY BROTHER!! OMG! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!" *Blushes and grins, embarassed*
That was so cute.
Hahaha.
Halifax told us *Nods*

WHO GIVES YOU EXTRA?! WHO!? WHO!? WHO!?

LOL! I wish they would have came onstage instead.))

Jesus fucking Christ.
*pulls hand away*
*sits back, defeated*
You're gay?
Are there no straight men left?

-Looks at Cristina, disgusted-
Just coz I wasn't interested in you, it automatically makes me gay, huh?
-Rolls eyes-
Women. All the same.
-Finishes drink and orders another-

[[I don't get the obsession with England either.
We just have sexy accents or something.
Fuck yeah!

I shall let you know when!
LoL, I need to take Hostel down to the post box at some point, which is outside.
Haha.
I'm going to scare my village, aren't I?]]

*smirks*
Bit like men really.
*calls to bartender*
I'll have what he's having.
*looks back to man*
He can pay.
*smiles*

((Just don't put me on loud speaker at any point.
Hahahahaha.
It shall be interesting. But I walked to my shop talking on the phone to The One They Call Chloe and... yeah. Haha. I got a lot of weird looks.
AND I WASN'T EVEN HYPER THEN!!
ZOMGEH!

And England SUCKS.
I don't even like the accents.
America is better.
There money is better!! *Looks at*
:D Hehee.))

-Looks at Cristina-
Excuse me?
-Laughs to self but pays for Cristina's drink-
-Takes own and gulps-
-Turns to Cristina-
So who are you?

Thank you.
*takes drink*
*holds hand out*
Cristina Ha...
Remember what Brian's doing.
You don't want to associate yourself with that.
Scabbia.
Pirate wench... apparently.
Who's asking?

-Looks at-
-Drinks-
Nice name.
And I'm Mick.
Most from around these parts just know me by Deth.
-Grins-
I have a bit of a repuation.
-Raises brow-
I'm surprised your even talking to me.
-Sniffs-

Well I have a talent for being attracted to the wrong kind of man.
*smiles at*
Wouldn't want to ruin that now, would I?
*laughs to self*
Deth, eh?
You're a killer?
*grins widely*

-Grins-
Perhaps.
Not somethin' I can discuss though, lady.
Gotta hella lot of enemies.
-Looks around bar shiftily-
To be honest I am just trying to get the fuck out of this place.
Place is haunting me, see.
-Shakes head-
But whatever.
-Drinks-
-Turns to Cristina-
What's your story?

Enemies, I see.
*winks at*
Mum's the word.
*laughs*
My story?
Which part would you like?
The part where my husband is off sleeping with another man?
The part where he's treating me like I'm doing something wrong?
Or the part where I tried to castrate him for screwing my sister?