RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[Haha.
Good luck!

Yeah.
Plus working in a bar could one day mean working somewhere like the Carling Academy in Newcastle where the bar is in the same room as the stage, so I could watch the gigs for free, do something I'm good at and get paid for it.]]

((That's an idea. Maybe you should send an email to the people at Download now and ask for an application form to be in the Beer tent. I would. Haha.))

[[Don't tempt me.
Scuzz'll have Syn as their roving reporter next year hunting for beer.
All "You have something I want, I have something you want."
I'd be throwing him tons of beer and the people I was working would be all "No, Vee... no... HE DIDN'T MEAN HIS COCK!!!"
Haha.

Anyway, I'm actually going to Download next year so working would kinda suck.
I'd miss A7X/Metallica and all the other bands.]]

((Muhaha, and you lunging over the counter and killing the camera man. Yep, I can see it all now. Corey Taylor laughing in the background, yep. Haha.

I am going next year. I am gonna try and convice my parents to get me a ticket. Even though I only plan to go for a day. Not the full weekend.))

[[Heehee, aw man, that'd be so funny!!!
Me: "What? I'm on TV? With Syn? Awww man, HI MUM!!! LOOKIT!!! THIS IS YOUR FUTURE SON-IN-LAW!!!"
Syn: "Uhhhh... you know what? I'm turning over a new leaf. No more alcohol... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

I'm gonna do the whole weekend.
Unless they do what they did last year: Metallica, A7X, Trivium, BFMV and all the bands I'm into on the one day.
If that's the case, I'll just go to that day rather than paying out for the weekend.]]

((Haha. Exactly.

I don't think I will survive the whole weekend. I hate camping. Haha. I shall probably just go on the best day. Whatever that may be.))

[[Tis my late 21st birthday present - a weekend in a muddy field, my parents are lovely.
Well it'll be late at the time obviously, haha.
We'll have to meet up on the day you're there, run amok, cause some havoc, kick a sceneo who's there for the shitty bands, all that jazz!]]

((Sounds like a plan. We shall. And hopefully by then I will either have a metal head/punky boyfriend or lots of friends to help us kick the shit out of some sceneos. ))

[[And I'll just have handcuffed Syn to me so he can help, haha.
I dunno if Tigger's going or not, but she can help too if she does.
Violence towards sceneos!
YEAH!!!]]

((Muhaha!
We shall take our revenge!!!
Hail M Shadows.
-makes Hitler salute-))

[[*joins in salute*
This looks so bad with my Germanness.
Haha.]]

((Muhaha!
Who cares?! LOL.
So, you wanna RPee?))

[[Yeah, I was called a Nazi all through school, fuck it.

Yesh, RP-ing might take my mind off these damn hiccups.]]

((Bastards. But I suppose it is better than Emo or Dyke. I would prefer it anyway.

RAWWWWWWWWWWWR. Did that help?
Erm.. you wanna start? I can be whoever. I'm Almost Easeh. Haha.))

[[I have my own dirty version of that song now.
I ended up singing it without even realizing it.
I can't listen to it now without singing "Cum on my leg, I'm almost easy."
Oh dear.

Yeah, I'll start, haha.
After my MAMMOTH love post.

These Jerry Springer confessions helped the hiccups stop.
People in love with their dad and a lesbian having an affair with her drag queen roomate.
If they don't scare them away, nothing will.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I have my own dirty version of that song now.
I ended up singing it without even realizing it.
I can't listen to it now without singing "Cum on my leg, I'm almost easy."
Oh dear.

Yeah, I'll start, haha.
After my MAMMOTH love post.

These Jerry Springer confessions helped the hiccups stop.
People in love with their dad and a lesbian having an affair with her drag queen roomate.
If they don't scare them away, nothing will.]]

((I changed it to Easeh Peaseh. Haha. But that's about it. LOL.
Is that a hint for me to start?
Because I can as any character. It's just my mind is sort of.... somewhere else so I have no ideas. Haha.
....Yikes. I'm scared away, too hell with the hiccups. Haha.))

*wakes up*
I refuse to open my eyes.
I open my eyes and I have to do something.
*tightens grip around Coby*
And I refuse.

Zacky wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I have my own dirty version of that song now.
I ended up singing it without even realizing it.
I can't listen to it now without singing "Cum on my leg, I'm almost easy."
Oh dear.

Yeah, I'll start, haha.
After my MAMMOTH love post.

These Jerry Springer confessions helped the hiccups stop.
People in love with their dad and a lesbian having an affair with her drag queen roomate.
If they don't scare them away, nothing will.]]

((I changed it to Easeh Peaseh. Haha. But that's about it. LOL.
Is that a hint for me to start?
Because I can as any character. It's just my mind is sort of.... somewhere else so I have no ideas. Haha.
....Yikes. I'm scared away, too hell with the hiccups. Haha.))

[[LoL, already started.
But yeah, it's "come on my leg.", it's occasionally hair or mouth.
Depending on my mood at the time.]]

-feels grip tighten on body-
-smiles to self in sleep-
-huggles closer to body-
Mmmm...


((Muhaha! Come in my ear, it's easeh paseh. Haha.))

((I'll BRB. Dinner!))

[[In the ear???
Reminds me of Family Guy.]]

*laughs softly*
I think someone agrees with me.
*kisses shoulder*
*closes eyes tighter as light flashes through porthole*
Agggh...
*buries head in neck*

((I'ma back.
Hahaha! I love Meg, she's awesome. Haha.))

-opens eyes slightly-
-narrows them and looks down at Syn-
Babes.
You awake?
-shakes Syn a little-

[[I'M HERE!
Got lost in a land of sparkly poo and magic arses.]]

No, I'm dead.
*lifts head up*
*keeps eyes closed*
And I'm not opening my eyes because then I have to work and I don't want to leave this damn bed.

((...Toilet?))

-stays laid down-
-looks up and Syn and smiles-
Who says you need to work?
I don't see like Vengeance boy running in here with his ass on fire.
I think it's safe to say. You can open your eyes, and still stay with me.
-smiles and rubs Syn's back-

[[Ross Noble discussing bath bombs and how his wife got one full of glitter.
And he ended up with sparkly poo and convinced himself that he had a magic arse.
Nutter.]]

Yeah, but everytime I open my eyes or start anything with you, we're interrupted.
I'm just sick of that happening.
*opens eyes*
But keeping my eyes screwed up like that was making me light headed.
*rubs eyes*
And I guess, at least now I can see you.