RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[I get addicted to TV shows easily.
Nip/Tuck being the worst one.
I had withdrawal symptoms when I missed the season 2 finale.

I'm not too bad!
A little annoyed coz I can't have a shower and I freaked out trying to have a bath this morning but I'm alright otherwise.
And yoooooou?]]

((Haha. I used to be obsessed with Friends and Buffy. That's about it.
I haven't been really into Soaps I don't think.
Hmmnesss...

Awwness!
I need a bath. I am coooooooooold.

And I am meh right now.
Probably due to being lost and then the stuff before...
I was really looking forward to today but then it didn't turn out all that great.
I hate it when that happens.))

[[I need a long, hot, fucking shower to stop myself from fucking screaming right about now.
I do so love being called a lazy bitch because I can't wash the dishes.

Awww, I'm sorry!
]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I need a long, hot, fucking shower to stop myself from fucking screaming right about now.
I do so love being called a lazy bitch because I can't wash the dishes.

Awww, I'm sorry!
]]

((Awwness!
I get that a lot too :( It sucks.
Have yourself a shower then! It shall help, I thinkage.
))

[[Can't.
Our shower literally exploded on me yesterday.
So I'm stuck washing my hair over a bath until it gets sorted.
Fuuuuuun!

I would happily wash the dishes if I could but I can't.
The washing up liquid hurts my hands and makes my knuckles split open.
And you can't play guitar with split open knuckles, you bleed all over the strings.
But my dad thinks I'm making it up - despite the fact he's seen it.
So he's having a go at me and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Spoiler:

Okay, I'm calm.]]

((CHAV SHOES!!!
Hahahha,
Sorry.

And awwness!!
That sucks muchly.
Specially coz he knows and all.
Awwness.

And ahhhness! That must have been scary with the shower exploding. Eek!
I hope my shower never explodes. Haha.

I would suggest washing yourself in the washing up bowl with the liquid.
But I don't think that would be very wise. Haha.))

[[Ah, they're not chav shoes.
They're black and dirty.
Chav shoes are whiter than white.
Which is why I despise white trainers.

Yeah but he's all "Yes, guitar is only a hobby, it doesn't matter if you can't play it. You can do without for a while. Just as long as my things are clean."
Do without?
I can do without?
I went without for two weeks on holiday and was literally going insane!
Seriously, I kept thinking that I was going to get killed while I slept.
I was up until 4AM sitting on the sofa staring at the door of the apartment.
I was losing it!
I overcompensated with booze, so fuck that!
I can't do without!

It was scary, yeah!
It happened just after I'd watched a horror film as well.
During the film I heard banging and shit coming from inside my house, then the shower exploded on me.
I screamed, haha.

LoL, I'd never fit in the washing up bowl.
I tried having a bath this morning but just ended up having a panic attack.
I wish I knew why I was so freaked out by baths!]]

((Maybe you had a bath incident as a kid or something, and you don't remember, but you sub-consiously know, and you are scared? I don't know...
I just had one though. T'was very nice. Haha.

And whoa! LOL. You really can't live without your guitar. Haha. You should just tell your fasha to get a dishwasher or something. Will make it allll so much easier. Haha.

And pft, they are still chav shoes.
Even though Gerard is looking at meh now wearing them. Haha.

And that does sound really scary!! Haha, Eeekness!!

*Watches Heroes*))

[[

Spoiler:

Okay, I'm done.
I needed to cheer myself.
The boy does that very well. ]]

Matty wrote:

((Maybe you had a bath incident as a kid or something, and you don't remember, but you sub-consiously know, and you are scared? I don't know...
I just had one though. T'was very nice. Haha.

And whoa! LOL. You really can't live without your guitar. Haha. You should just tell your fasha to get a dishwasher or something. Will make it allll so much easier. Haha.

And pft, they are still chav shoes.
Even though Gerard is looking at meh now wearing them. Haha.

And that does sound really scary!! Haha, Eeekness!!

*Watches Heroes*))

[[Nah, it happened about three years ago.
I just had a massive panic attack in the bath and they've scared me ever since.
I'm gonna blame the fact that my bath is really deep.
Like above my knee and I'm 6ft so... yeah, pretty deep.

Oh I've told him but it's just another expense, blah blah blah.
He just thinks I was going mad with the heat.
Or because I watch so many horror films.
Pft, no, I was bored and my brain ran wild.]]

((LOL! Ooh Syn picturessss.

Hey Syn, quick question.
Is there any body part of Syn which you DON'T like? LOL.
Or is there anything about him that you don't like? Hahaha.))

[[Uhhhhhh...
Oh, when he wears big aviators with wet hair.
He looks like Michael Jackson.
But other than that?
Um...
Errrrm...
*tries to think*
Ummmmmmmm...
And your post totally made me sound like a schizophrenic.]]

((Eeekness!!

Showers are better than baths anyway, quick and everything.
*Shrugs*
And erm... Well, I already told you my idea about washing you like the dishes.
But that didn't go down to well. Haha.
I love this topic of convos about washing up, showers and baths.
Very erm... warm watery? Haha))

[[Very watery indeed.
I'll be needing the loo in a minute, it's that watery, haha.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Uhhhhhh...
Oh, when he wears big aviators with wet hair.
He looks like Michael Jackson.
But other than that?
Um...
Errrrm...
*tries to think*
Ummmmmmmm...
And your post totally made me sound like a schizophrenic.]]

((Maybe you ARE Syn Gates. AND Syn-vee.
Hahaha Synvee sounds awesome. Haha.
Sounds like a car, or some kinda elecrical appliance.

What aboot him with his short hair? Or his mustache? LOL.
He looked funneh. Haha
*Points and laughs at Gate-Boy*))

[[Synvee?
I sound like a car.
FROM THE MAKERS OF THE HUMVEE COMES...

THE SYNVEE!

I don't mind his short hair actually.
He looks a bit odd but he still has the eyes and the arms and the legs and the body and the everything else.
And even though his 'tasche made him look like a Mexican sex pervert, I still would.
Maybe I should have bought tickets to Mexico?]]

((My hair is watery!!
Erm... I need a drink. But that will be Cokey not watery. Pft, fuck drinking water. Haha.

Why am I thinking of all thins watery?
LOL.))

((I would sooo buy that car.
Emma has an Avengis or something. Which is pretty cool.
But the Synvee will be prettyful, not as Bulky as a Matt car, but definitely well built. And purple, no doubt. Haha, and totally pimped out and...
Okay, I'll stop now. Haha.

And I don't think Syn THE Gates can't look hot.
It's just.... him.
He is the hot one from A7X.
Who isn't Matt or Zacky.
Or Johnny, coz he can be hot too.
Or Jimmy, coz he also can be hot.
Haha.))

[[Fuck yeah it'd be purple.
With a wicked sound system and a guitar hood ornament.
And... uh... loadsa COOL stuff.
Coz, yeah, Synvee.
Has to be cool.

Syn is the hottest piece of ass in A7X.
He's just...
*dreamy sigh*
I mean, Zacky's cute and Matt's hot.
But Syn...
Syn is perfect.
*shuts up*
I'd start rambling and sounding like an obsessed stalker.
Which I'm not.
Exactly.]]

((He is probably the hottest.
I'll admit that.
I still prefer Matthew though. Haha.

And you aren't an obsessed stalker!! Haha, I mean, you don't follow him around and watch his house with binoculos or anything, right? Haha.
That would be an obsessed stalker.

And yes!! Shall be the best car ever!! I WANT ONE!! *Cries*))

[[

Spoiler:

Awww, that would so have fitted in with our last RP!
Obviously the little girl would have been Ava and look how shy she is!!!
It's like the crush on Zacky's already there and AWWWW.
Okay, I'm calm.

No!
Hell, I've never even met the guy!
I can't be a stalker if I haven't met/spoken/written to him.
I'm just a normal, everyday, obsessive fan.


I SHALL MAKE THE SYNVEE!!!
*hunts for materials*
Right, I have a rubber band, a bit of foil and an MCR belt.
Hmmm...]]

((AWWWWWWWWNESS!!
I swear Chloe showed me that aages ago.
Might have been a different one though. Haha. She shows me a lot of Zacky pics. Haha.

And yes, you could just be that.
But if you meet him, that is definitely good.
I stalk some people anyway, so it's all good. Haha. But they're not famous :(

And LOLSOMUCH!! Goodluck making the prettyful Synvee out of that. Haha.))

[[If?
You mean when.
I will meet A7X.
I will lick Syn.
I will try very hard not to die of happiness, haha.

I can make it from my paltry tools.
*fiddles with stuff*
Nope, didn't work.
I'll just draw it instead.]]

((YAY!! Then you can show me the drawing!!
*Shakes fist*

In English today we had to draw a few things that were important to us and all that.
I drew my laptop, with MSN convos at the bottom, and the fallen Slash RP on the screen.
And did it very detailed, with the pics of Coby and Dethy and Gatey. LOL.
Coz I am lame like that. Haha.

And you SHALL meet Syn.
I know you will.
WE ALL WILL!!
And it would be very interesting when we do. Haha.))

[[Haha, nice!
RIGHT!
I have drawn the Synvee!
This is the real prototype drawing, OKAY?!?!?!


Note Syn driving the car and waving!
And the music notes from the pimping soundsystem that you can't see.
Then of course the jet flames.
It's a very intricate design.]]