RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((I think the same.
I think that Bert is funny.
I was a little meh about the others as you guessed before. Haha.
But yeah.
I stil like them a little. ))

Matty wrote:

((We are cooler.
*Noddeth*
And Bertykins can be funny...
Occasionally.

But seriously, The Used really have let themselves go.
I seriously dun get what Emma sees in Jepha.
I don't find him hot in the slightest.
I think he is funny, and nice and stuff.
But definitely not attractive.
Same as Bert.
I can not fathom how anyone can think he is hot.
Seriously.))

[[Jepha used to be hot.
Now he's just funny.
I personally have never seen everyone's obsession with Quinn.
His hair looks like it'd fly off his head if you sneezed near him.
Bert is hot in the 'All That I've Got' video.
But otherwise he's just greasy and... greasy.]]

Cristina wrote:

*clings to*
*cries into shoulder*
I hate him, I fucking hate him.
How could he do this to me?
*sobs loudly*
Please don't let him hear me.

[[Screw humankind!
What about fangirl kind?
Speaking of, random as hell but is it bad that I really don't get on with other obsessive Syn fans like myself?]]

I know. I know.
-rests head on Cristina's and kisses hair gently-
-looks towards door and listens out for anyone-
-bites lip-
Shhh... I know. I'm sorry...

((It is a little weird. Because I get on with ALL the crazy Zacky fans like myself. I have joined a cult I think, and I have being adopted on that forum as Chlo, by the Fudgepack Zackers. Haha.))

*pulls out of hug*
*wipes eyes*
God, I must look a mess now.
Thanks.
*smiles weakly at*
I half-expected him to come and find me.
And laugh at the fact I was crying.
Wouldn't put it past the bastard.


[[Hmmm.
I think I always worry that I'll get seen as some psycho fangirl with no admiration for the guy past his looks.
Oh and the fact you're looked down upon if you call him Syn.
I can not express how pissed off that makes me.
You're not a bigger fan if you just call him Brian and insist that Syn is too impersonal.
It makes you look like a pretentious twat.]]

(((Aww. Well, Synyster fans seem to be a little weird in my opinion. Like... a little bitchy and such. EXCEPT YOOOOOOOOOOOU! Well, all the ones I have met have being. The Zacky fans are generally more... calm or just younger. HAHA. I don't know. But them seem to be more all the time. I think it is the Zacky vibe.))

-looks at-
No. You look fine. You should see me when I cry. Blochy as fuck. And with the light hair.
-shakes head-
Does not go.
-laughs-
-pauses-
He really does sound like a fucking prick.
-looks over to door-
I feel kinda like shit now about it all.
-bites lip-

You shouldn't, it's not your fault.
It's his.
All fucking... him.
*slams fist on table*
With his fucking penchant for the whores and the boys and then his sweet apologies and his fucking...
*lets out feral cry*
God, I hate him!

[[Everyone's got nice fans except Syn and Matt.
Of course, there are exceptions to the rule [like me, obviously, haha] but I think it's because those two are the pair that are given the most acclaim by the critics that the fans seem to think they can be really snobby.
I don't give a shit to be honest - A7X are a band, not a Syn and a Matt.]]

No. It's not that I'm sorry about you.
-turns to quickly-
NO No!
That didn't sound right.
Sorry. I think he's a right bastard, for what he did to you. I'm just a little worried about my own back at the moment.
You see.
I am only staying on this ship because I said I would be his sexual slave. Promise him I would, you know.
-bites lip and looks over at Cristina-
And since I know what he is like now.
-laughs-
My own damn fault I guess.

((You're right. And the Matt and Syn fans seem to have it in for Zacky as well. Which I don't seem to understand.
-shrugs-
They are. I mean, too be honest, I think that Jimmy is more talented than Syn. Don't kill me! And Matt isn't really the greatest singer in the world.))

[[See, as a guitar slag, I'm inclined to disagree but Jimmy is stupidly talented.
He actually made me sit up and take notice of drumming in songs, something I've never really done.
I don't understand why they don't like Zacky.
Then again it's probably the same reason that unattractive Syn fans such as myself are looked down upon [oh yeah, it's happened to me].
Because he's a little chunkier than the rest and he's not got the handsome look about him like those two.
No offense to him, he's a good looking guy, he's just good looking in a different way if that makes any sense.]]

*snorts*
Why does that not surprise me?
You're right to be worried.
He's... kinky with his sexual tastes.
He got beaten and whipped as a cabin boy and it's *gestures to head* fucked him up upstairs.
*lifts shirt up*
*points to scar along stomach*
Knife play.

[[Coz the boys have never been kinky before.
Interesting challenge for me.]]

((Eww women.
*Hides*))

((Jimmy is like me. The scary evil genius. As my mum says. Haha.
I do have to agree, that a lot of the Zacky fans I am friends with on myspace are a little more unattractive than the others. But does it really matter? I mean. COme on. It's a band...Oh hell. It's probably just the Americans. Haha.))

-widens eyes and groans-
A part of me now wishes I didn't have these assests now.
-points to breasts-
-laughs-
No. I have dealt with worse. And that was in a none sexual way.
I think I can take him if he does anything to me.
-nods-
I hope...

*drops shirt*
I hope for your sake you can.
And I hope you don't catch him in a bad mood.
*shudders*
He's a very dangerous man when he's pissed off and aroused.

[[I just figured I'd throw a much darker side of Syn out there.
Maybe have him going schizo on Brody when something goes wrong with Jacoby at some point.

Exactly, their looks don't matter.
They're not amazing because they look good, they're amazing because they're obscenely talented.
And anyone who thinks otherwise isn't a real fan anyway.]]

Matty wrote:

((Eww women.
*Hides*))

[[I know!
EUUUUW!
Oh and I've been re-reading all your fics today and I think you should do a one-shot sequel to that Mick/Zacky one.
Only focusing on how Matt and Brian manage to get past their not being allowed to be within ten feet of each other.
Like disguises, pretending to be their own relatives and dirty talking from across the room during classes.
Just coz the idea amuses me greatly and they were brilliant in that.]]

-blinks-
-shudders-
I'm scared already and he hasn'r even made any sexual advances on me.
-looks around nervously-
Fuck. I'm paranoid now.
-laughs nervously-

((Yeah. I think that would be good. But that means you will have to have Hentai. Do you think you can do that? Haha. I KNOW I CAN.

Fight the power! I completely agree!
-nods-
Right. I have to getsa going. I am going to have a bath. It's like sooooooo late to have a bath, but meh. Haha. Night all. xxxxxxxxx
Syn, end this Cristody-ness how you want... ))

((Jo has not been writing much lately
But Jo likes Matt and Syn's character in that one so maybeh she could do a lil one shot thing.
That would be interesting, Jo wanted to include all that shit but Jo had to keep in mind who the main characters were.
Jo may starteh sooneh. When she is less ill and sleepeh.
*Nodeh*

LOL, I am gonna SOO pass English Lit and Lang with my great grammer and spelling, huh? Specially with the added eh and ness at the end of practically every word. Haha.))

((Bye Chloe!! Have fun in the bath! Think of me and Syn!
LOL.
*Waves*))

Brody wrote:

-blinks-
-shudders-
I'm scared already and he hasn'r even made any sexual advances on me.
-looks around nervously-
Fuck. I'm paranoid now.
-laughs nervously-

((Yeah. I think that would be good. But that means you will have to have Hentai. Do you think you can do that? Haha. I KNOW I CAN.

Fight the power! I completely agree!
-nods-
Right. I have to getsa going. I am going to have a bath. It's like sooooooo late to have a bath, but meh. Haha. Night all. xxxxxxxxx
Syn, end this Cristody-ness how you want... ))

Just keep out of his sight and hope this little fling with his first mate lasts.
*gets up*
*walks over to*
And if the worst comes to the worst.
Don't scream.
He gets off on the screaming.
*looks to clock*
I'm going to get some rest.
This crying's really tired me out.
*laughs weakly*
Thanks Brody.
*smiles at*
*walks past*
*heads to own cabin*
*locks door behind*
*runs hand over scar on stomach*
*looks to picture of Syn on side table*
I would scream so much for you right now, baby.
*drops onto bed*
*closes eyes*
*drifts off*

[[And now she's fucked up too.
Hurray!

I'll try the hentai!
Even more of a challenge.
Yay 4 that!

Right I'm off to watch 'The Descent'.
Nighty night!!!]

((Oooh The Descent.
Love it. Hehe.
Goooooooodnight also! Haha.
I am still watching Heroes.
Why does the same "Brian Fuller" Make me LOL everytime I see it? LOL.

And seriously, if there is more Hentai on this board I amy just die.
Or do loadsa Matt masturbation scenes.

THERE HAS BEEN NO SYNACKY, MATTACKY OR BRATT SMEX IN THIS RP!! THAT IS SO... WEIRD!!! GAH!!!!!!
*Dies*))

[[So The Descent?
Fucking scary ass motherfucker of a film.
Wicked but scary.
Haha, I was flinching and shit even before they came across the creatures.
I hate caves and small spaces.

There's been a Bratt-ish masturbation fantasy.
But yeah, there's been no full sexings yet.
I'm proud of us.
We've grown.
Haha.]]

((The Descent was the only film that scared me.
I wanna watch it again.
I don't know why it scared me, possibly coz it was different, coz it was English women or something, I don't know.
Oh, and because that whole caving thing is something I really, really wanna do. Haha.
I dun get the ending though. LOL.
I watched it for the first time on Xmas day.
Yeah, that's how festive I am. LOL.

And true.
But NO! HOW IS DOING M/F AND MAYBE EVEN F/F STUFF GROWING UP!?
IT'S JUST WRONG I TELL YOU!! WRONG!!!!!!!

I have one lesson today: Media.
Media is awesome, we just watch movies.
Apparently, in a few years it will no doubt be the most important subject, more inportant than Maths.
Because of how Media-related our world has become.
That's just bad.
But meh, Media is more interesting than Maths anyway.))

[[Well it's not the m/f, f/f stuff that's grown up.
It's the fact it has more story than just buttseksing, haha.

*swears at CD*
OPEN!!!
*flings CD across room*
I have just spent ten minutes trying to get The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack CD open!!!
Stupid CD.
No, I don't mean that.
*rapes CD*
I'm sorry CD.]]

((Hmmm... Ok I guess we have grown up in that way.
But still... IT IS JUST WRONG!!


I hate CD's that won't open.
With BFMV and Papa Roach I had to rip them open.
Which broke the case :( Haha.

So, how be you this fine morning?))

[[I got the sticky stickers all over me.
Stupid stickers.
I keep finding bits stuck to me.

I'm alright actually!
Quite bouncy coz my CD came stupidly quick.
I only ordered it last night!
And... uh, chuffed coz I finally found a horror to scare me.
And yeah, in a good mood.
At the moment.]]

((Ooh awesome!!
I am pissed off at TV Links for keep freezing even after I buffer it for ages and I have to exit it.
Haha. I am so lame.
BUT I did mention in Media that I watched Heroes and that started a huuuuge topic and stuff, apparently it is a goo thing that you watch popular shows.
BUT for Media we also need to keep up to date with current affairs in like politics and shit.
Pft, fuck that! LOL.

And oooh STICKERS!! But bad stickers. LOL.
I think I'ma going sooooooooooooooon.
One lesson! Wootness!!
With meh media buddy. LOL. That is what I call him.
I have no other buddies. There's Chris who's mohawk is the size of my head, and wears like leather and tartan and shit.
But he's an asshole who acts kinda like a chav.
Which sucks.
We have loadsa hot guys who are emo or punk who act like chavs.
It's weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird. Haha.))

[[TV Links?
I might have to hunt on there for Dexter.
I've missed most of series one, haha.
But I love it.

Very bad stickers!

One lesson? You jammy sod, haha!
Enjoy itttt!

See, they don't act like chavs, they act like lads, haha.]]

((LOL. I guess that is true. The guys I like and get along with act like girls I guess.
But not in a really camp way. LOL.

And yeah www.tv-links.co.uk
They have eeeeeeeeverrything.
Which is awesome.

Anyway, Jo is going now.
Byeeeeeeee))