RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Jacoby wrote:

((Oh yes. Haha. I was also singing Almost Easy in CT today. Haha. Then we had a break and I forgot about it, but then I saw the Syn look a like so I was back to singing it again. Haha. Just thought I would inform you, since I am listening to it now.

And Jo, you better love us more! I mean, I found Syn's for us Zacky's today! Haha.))

((Me and Emma went around break, she going "SHH! BE QUIET YOU MIGHT PISS SOMEBODY OFF!" And me doing the "LIKE MEH MOTHERFUCKER..." Hahahaha
That was fun.

And I don't want a Syn!

You can have them ))

Matty wrote:

((I have seen a coupla guys that looked like Syn.
But they were assholes, and whores were draped around them.
WHICH KEEPS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!
I am fine with my friends who are just nice, but not really attractive.
*Nods*
And yeah, ok then.
I have Tutorial after that with Ray.
And then after that I can go home but I thinkage I am meeting Emma and hanging out with her for a while or something.
*Shrugness*))

((The ones I saw were with no whores. They were alone.
I'm fine with my friends too, I was just saying. I have seen hot guys! For like the first time. Haha. I thought you'd be like, Yay, oh well.
I will be at college all day tomorrow. I have graphics after a two hour lunch break after Enlgish.
-nods-
Oh and Jo, if I hang out with you on Saturday, and I do to get lunch, can we go to KFC, cos I learnt today that I can't eat a burger with this brace. Haha. I learnt the hard way.))

*strokes thigh*
I'll be happy to show you.
*looks over to*
Whenever you're ready.
Until then, I've got my good friends in the pages of Dungeons Of Debauchery to keep me company.
*laughs*

[[I just watched a horror film, heard banging coming from inside my house and then had the shower explode on me.
So everyone's days have been eventful.]]

Matty wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

((Oh yes. Haha. I was also singing Almost Easy in CT today. Haha. Then we had a break and I forgot about it, but then I saw the Syn look a like so I was back to singing it again. Haha. Just thought I would inform you, since I am listening to it now.

And Jo, you better love us more! I mean, I found Syn's for us Zacky's today! Haha.))

((Me and Emma went around break, she going "SHH! BE QUIET YOU MIGHT PISS SOMEBODY OFF!" And me doing the "LIKE MEH MOTHERFUCKER..." Hahahaha
That was fun.

And I don't want a Syn!

You can have them ))

((More for meh then.
Have you seen a Matt then? HAHA!
-le gasp- That is meh thing. Well, sort of. Before A7X stole it from me, obviously. ))

Captain Syn wrote:

*strokes thigh*
I'll be happy to show you.
*looks over to*
Whenever you're ready.
Until then, I've got my good friends in the pages of Dungeons Of Debauchery to keep me company.
*laughs*

[[I just watched a horror film, heard banging coming from inside my house and then had the shower explode on me.
So everyone's days have been eventful.]]

-laughs-
-breath hitches a little from touches-
-gasps-
Ok then.
-swallows-
-smiles-
So. You wanna break in some of that booze in your cupboard then?


((Muhaha. And edited the forum. Let's not forget that. Haha. ))

*smiles seeing reaction*
Um, I'm glad you brought that up.
Didn't want to seem like an alcoholic.
*gets up from bed*
*walks over to cupboard*
*pulls out six pack*
A good old manly drink.

[[Ah yes, and that too.
Yet despite all the things that went wrong, I'm in a surprisingly good mood.
I blame Synoby.
And the fact it's so innocent and sweet.]]

((I have found an Alex. I do not want a Matt.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!!
I don't like any of the punk or really hot emo boys at South Downs.
They are all pricks.
And we can go to KFC if you wishage, though me and Emma dun like it much. She is a veggie, so there isn't much point. LOL.
By the way, when we go to Portsmouth, we won't be too interesting in the shops area, coz me and Emma dun really care much about that, we like the Guildhall more.
Which makes us hyper
AND WE CAN SEE TEH GATE!!

When me and Emma was hyper in Burger King yesterday we said that with Bill Gates, Gareth Gates, Syn Gates and TEH GATES!
There is more of a chance that Bill and Gareth will marry eachother, and Syn marry TEH GATES coz there is more of a chance of Synyster Gates marrying a Gate rather than a popstar or a dork. Haha.

It makes sense, no? LOL.))

-claps-
Yerr!
-laughs-
I haven't had a good old beer in ages.
-sits up and waits eagerly for a beer-

((Haha. I am happy today. Even though my school bag broke and now I am stuck with a crappy one I brought today from Claires Acc. And it can make you happy as a clam. Haha.))

Matty wrote:

((I have found an Alex. I do not want a Matt.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!!
I don't like any of the punk or really hot emo boys at South Downs.
They are all pricks.
And we can go to KFC if you wishage, though me and Emma dun like it much. She is a veggie, so there isn't much point. LOL.
By the way, when we go to Portsmouth, we won't be too interesting in the shops area, coz me and Emma dun really care much about that, we like the Guildhall more.
Which makes us hyper
AND WE CAN SEE TEH GATE!!

When me and Emma was hyper in Burger King yesterday we said that with Bill Gates, Gareth Gates, Syn Gates and TEH GATES!
There is more of a chance that Bill and Gareth will marry eachother, and Syn marry TEH GATES coz there is more of a chance of Synyster Gates marrying a Gate rather than a popstar or a dork. Haha.

It makes sense, no? LOL.))

[[Syn's too nonconforming to marry a person.]]

Matty wrote:

((I have found an Alex. I do not want a Matt.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!!
I don't like any of the punk or really hot emo boys at South Downs.
They are all pricks.
And we can go to KFC if you wishage, though me and Emma dun like it much. She is a veggie, so there isn't much point. LOL.
By the way, when we go to Portsmouth, we won't be too interesting in the shops area, coz me and Emma dun really care much about that, we like the Guildhall more.
Which makes us hyper
AND WE CAN SEE TEH GATE!!

When me and Emma was hyper in Burger King yesterday we said that with Bill Gates, Gareth Gates, Syn Gates and TEH GATES!
There is more of a chance that Bill and Gareth will marry eachother, and Syn marry TEH GATES coz there is more of a chance of Synyster Gates marrying a Gate rather than a popstar or a dork. Haha.

It makes sense, no? LOL.))

((I may not stick around on Saturday then. I don't wanna feel left out from all... three of you.
Remember you are coming round mine in the evening for a sleepover.
We may even get you to call us, Synneh. Haha.
So be prepared. Be very prepared. Haha.))

((And The Gate is sexy.
It's black and chipped with rust and has bird shit all over it.
JUST SYN'S TYPE!! Hahaha))

Jacoby wrote:

-claps-
Yerr!
-laughs-
I haven't had a good old beer in ages.
-sits up and waits eagerly for a beer-

((Haha. I am happy today. Even though my school bag broke and now I am stuck with a crappy one I brought today from Claires Acc. And it can make you happy as a clam. Haha.))

Me neither.
I've been too busy playing the stereotypical pirate, drinking shit that'll make you blind, that I'd forgotten about this stuff.
*hands can*
*pulls open own*
*sits on bed*
*rests against headboard*
*takes drink*
*burps*
Oh man, that's good.

((*Shrug*
Do whateverith.
But you might be kinda annoyed if I am my normal AHHHH self all day and you are also tired and stuff from work and then you have me all night, so... yeah.
Whateverith))

Matty wrote:

((*Shrug*
Do whateverith.
But you might be kinda annoyed if I am my normal AHHHH self all day and you are also tired and stuff from work and then you have me all night, so... yeah.
Whateverith))

((I will go home then. Sorry. No offence to you. If you guys meet me at 2... I'll talk about it tomorrow in English.))

-takes sip of drink-
-leans back and colds eyes-
Mmmm... So good.
-puts beer down-
You do know that this room is boiling.
-looks at-
Did you have it this heated for a reason>
-cocks eyebrow-

((Ok then.
I'ma get offline for a while, I am sleepy and wanna/needta watch some movies for Media.
And the internet is hurting my fayce.
And I am cold and want to baathe. And eat. And... yeah.))

Matty wrote:

((Ok then.
I'ma get offline for a while, I am sleepy and wanna/needta watch some movies for Media.
And the internet is hurting my fayce.
And I am cold and want to baathe. And eat. And... yeah.))

((Sorry. We can talk about it tomorrow, yeah? Don't hate meh!
Ok. I'll speak to you later then. Bye.))

Well how else was I going to get you naked?
*chuckles*
It's not normally this hot.
Cristina must have been fucking around with the thermostat again.
Her lame attempts at pissing me off get worse by the day.
*puts beer down*

[[Bye Jo.]]

-groans-
Bitch.
-pulls at shirt and looks around at Syn-
Don't look.
What? Why not? He's your boyfriend... I think. I don't get you sometimes.
-shrugs-
-pulls off shirt and throws to the bottom of the bed-

*has hand over eyes*
Can I look yet?
Or are you just going to leave me like this all night?
*reaches for beer, misses by a good foot*
Coz this is really playing havoc on my drinking.

((BRB Dinner. ))

-rolls eyes-
You can look, just don't stare, ok?
-takes beer and places in Syn's hand for him-

Thanks.
*moves hand away from face*
*looks over chest*
*looks up at face*
Well, what do you know?
You do have a manly chest.
And a very colourful one.
Never took you for a man with a lot of tattoos.
I mean, discounting the ones I could see beforehand obviously.
*takes drink*
You're not as proper as I thought.
I like it.
*grins at*

((I'ma back. And thee forum looks prett-eh. BTW, I may send you a PM in a minute. Just gotta figure out how to word somethings.))

Oh man.
I love tattoos.
-leans against headboard of bed-
The pain. It's sort of just... a thrill you know.
But, I haven't got one since... yeah.
-drinks from bottle-
Me and her kinda got tattoos together.
She's just as plastered in them as I am.
-laughs-
-sighs-
-takes another swig of beer-

Yeah?
Must have been nice.
Cristina always used to bitch at me for coming home with another one.
She found them disgusting.
Didn't understand why I was covering myself in all these creatures.
*gestures to arms*
I like 'em, y'know.
Just shows that I'm not as pretty as everyone thinks.
*laughs*

[[I gotta stop playing with the styles.
I'll get it looking good tomorrow.
And okies. ]]

-looks around at-
-shifts a little and strokes arm-
I like 'em. I think they are awesome.
-smiles at-
Yeah. Erika was awesome. She was the one that got me into tattoos.
I swear I just used to get them because she told me too.
-laughs-
-looks down at own tattoo of a naked woman on chest-
Erm... that's her.
-points to tattoo-

((Keep it like this. It looks awesome and alien-y. Haha.
And I know that Jacoby doesn't have a tattoo of a naked woman on his chest. Haha. He has James on his arm though. ))