RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Wow! Haha the board looks awesome. Cyber-ish.
I am back. Even though I said I would be back at 1:30. Heh. Mum wanted to go out to lunch, so yeah.
Did you get my text? Haha. I saw loads, I was like this, , for my whole CT lesson.))

[[I'm just playing around with themes at the moment.
I've found a huge website full of 'em.
Trying to decide which I like best.
I'm leaning towards a rather snazzy purple one, haha.

I did get it, yup!
Alas, the train I tried to hijack turned out to be going to Edinburgh so that was kind of a dud.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I'm just playing around with themes at the moment.
I've found a huge website full of 'em.
Trying to decide which I like best.
I'm leaning towards a rather snazzy purple one, haha.

I did get it, yup!
Alas, the train I tried to hijack turned out to be going to Edinburgh so that was kind of a dud.]]

((Oh yes. Purple! Haha.
I have English tomorrow with Jo.
Hahaahaha!!!!

LOL. I was looking around for you. I shall the first one and I was shipping around looking. The girls I was with were a little scared I think. Haha.))

[[Oh fuck it, I can't figure this out.
I'll fight it when I have the energy.
And it was pretty too: See?

Haha, well like I said, the train was wrong so.. meh, it didn't go to plan.
But now I know where they are, I can find 'em.
*rubs hands together*
Buhahahahaha]]

((Awww. That is AWESOME! Haha.
Use it!!!!

Haha. I shall help you. Even though there was like... three. And I want the shorter one I saw. With the Syn gloves on. He was cute. XDDDDDDD.

Anyways... RPee... ))

Yeah. It's not like I want ANY eyes watching, let alone jealous eyes.
-laughs-
-looks around-
So... You wanna go and do something?
-shrugs-
I have no idea what gay couples do.
Heh.

*laughs*
And you think I do?
This is kind of a first for me too.
I mean the whole... relationship thing, anyway.
With a guy.
Um...
Yeah, shall we?
*gestures towards cabin*
*laughs nervously*

[[Well if there's three then me, you and Jo could have one each.
Synacky to the max, haha!!!
I will use that one if I can figure it all out, heh.
I think I have to upload all the bits separately.
Funnnnn.]]

((...Mmmm... that sounds fair. But I call shotgun since I saw them all.
Okie Dokie. Take your time.
Haha. My mum took me out shopping to get some boots for work. And I saw something in Asda that I just had to have...

Spoiler:

...for £2.88. Haha.
HALLOWEENWIGSPWN!))


I'm glad we are in the same boat...
-looks around-
So to speak.
-laughs and rubs own arms-
Erm... Ok.
-smiles and walks towards cabin-

[[Bloody computer!
WOOOOW!
That's wicked.]]

We just have to make up our own rules then.
*smirks*
*pulls cabin door open*
After you.
My God, he's turned me into a fucking gentlemen.
Okay, perhaps not.
Gentlemen don't swear.

((I know. It is so awesome. I saw it and I knew I had to have it. Haha.
What's wrong with thee computer?
I just installed some new anti virus onto mine. But it's saying that we aren't connected to the internet, but we are connected. I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOW. Haha.))

-walks into cabin-
Thank you.
-smiles and walks further into cabin-
-looks around and takes a seat on the end of the bed-
Get away from the working men.
I feel like the captain's wench.
-laughs-

[[My internet disconnected itself, then the modem wouldn't reconnect, then MSN Movies badmouthed Julian McMahon. My computer hates me, haha.
And my old anti-viruses used to do that actually.
Very odd.]]

Captain's Wench?
*smiles to self*
Well, if that's what you want.
*laughs*
Shadows can be my new first mate and you can just be the wench.

((Aww. Nuts. Myspace does that to me. But at least you are back now.
Oh well, as long as the computer doesn't decide to go tits up on me, I'm all good.))

-laughs-
No. No! I will be the first mate!
I mean, I'd rather you mated with me first, rather than Shadows.
-pauses-
Man. That sounded terrible.
Where's my mojo gone?
-laughs-

Yeah, that was pretty bad.
*laughs*
I forgive you.
But only coz you're so pretty.
*sits next to on bed*
Mm, I think you'd make a hot wench.
A nice slinky dress.
Maybe some nice make-up.
A bow in your hair.
*laughs*
Oh yeah, I can see it now.

-laughs-
-bats hand away playfully-
If i dressed up like a girl. I would look like fat, butch lesbian.
And believe me, you would soon go off me.
-laughs-
Besides. Why can't you wear a dress?
I mean, you already have the hair for it.
-smirks-

Oh but fat butch lesbians are my favourite.
I have been in too many dresses already in my life.
Besides, I just can't get them to go over this manly chest of mine.
*strokes own abs*
It'd never work.

-fake gasps-
And you don't think I have a manly chest?!
-crosses arms over chest-
Hmph. I am hurt.
-closes eyes and turns nose up in mock disgust-

Ah but I wouldn't know now, would I?
I mean, unlike my other crewmen, you don't strip down to work, do you?
So I wouldn't know if your chest was manly or not.
But from here, it certainly looks very manly.

-peeps at through half opened eye-
Oh right...HuhHa.
I didn't know that, sorry.
-smiles-
But thank you.
-uncrossed arms-
So. What shall we do?
-looks around room-

[[I think I just had a fangirl...]]

You're welcome.
*smiles back*
Well, let's see what we have in here.
*stands up*
*pulls open cupboard*
Right, so I have porn and booze.
*laughs*
How much do I suck?

((Haha. Aww. Is that Coby?! Aww! I don't like Spainish as much. But if I had being Zacky and Italian... I would not be here right now. ))

-laughs-
You are such a teenager.
And I don't know how much you suck.
I'd like to know though.

-laughs-

I'll have to show you sometime.
*turns to look at*
I'm pretty sure you won't be disappointed.

I can't help the porn and booze.
*shuts cupboard door*
I get bored out here, a jerk off and a drink are the highlights of my day.
*joins on the bed*
Sorry.
Were the highlights of my day.

[[Yup, tis Coby-Woby-Woo.
I'd quite like to memorize that in Spanish.
I can sing NSync in Spanish, would be much cooler to be able to sing Papa Roach.]]

((HELLLOOOO!!!

Today was so fun.
First 3 hours of Media with my Media Buddy, Ryan. Haha. That was fun, we were laughing in the corner all lesson. Haha.

And then the 2 hours off and I found Ryan and George from my form and this other boy who looks like Jared Leto and this other boy who was mean and teased me by saying there was a Whale behind me when there wasn't. Haha. And that boy from English who went on about shit all the time just hugged me and was talking about shit again. Haha.
And also about how our teacher, Ray was a sexy beast and he wants to tell him that tomorrow or something. Haha.And some goth girls and stuff who were cool. I HAVE A GROUP! And Emma was with me, so she fitted with the group too, so WOOT!

And then to English Lit which was funnn again. Haha.

And then after I saw Ryan and George again getting on the bus and they were like JO HI! *Waves*
Mooharhar I have friends. Hahaha.

Still love you guys morer though ))

-lays back-
It's alright. It's not like I spent the days much better on the shore.
-turns to look at-
And I would love for you to show me some time.
Even though I haven't had sexual contact for the past 5 years so you might have to dust the cobwebs off.


((Muhaha. I know a Shakira song in Spainish... actually I know two! Owooa! Haha.
Hey Jo. Glad you made friends. I made more friends too in my CT class. And saw about three Syn look a like today. And I SAW A GUY THAT MADE ME . So I have seen a hot guy now at SD, I am happy.
And we have English tomorrow. Muhaha! I'll meet you at the room yeah? Or somewhere else, since it is in the morning! Haha.))

((I have seen a coupla guys that looked like Syn.
But they were assholes, and whores were draped around them.
WHICH KEEPS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!
I am fine with my friends who are just nice, but not really attractive.
*Nods*
And yeah, ok then.
I have Tutorial after that with Ray.
And then after that I can go home but I thinkage I am meeting Emma and hanging out with her for a while or something.
*Shrugness*))

((Oh yes. Haha. I was also singing Almost Easy in CT today. Haha. Then we had a break and I forgot about it, but then I saw the Syn look a like so I was back to singing it again. Haha. Just thought I would inform you, since I am listening to it now.

And Jo, you better love us more! I mean, I found Syn's for us Zacky's today! Haha.))