RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*looks up at Brody*
*laughs to self*
Don't tempt me.
I'm a little rusty with my aim.
He'd be good practice.
Plenty to aim at.
*smirks*

((I'm back. ))

-laughs-
Couldn't agree more.
He's not good in bed either. That more to love rule doesn't apply to him.
-laughs-
-pulls up a chair on table-
-sits down and crosses over chest-
So... wanna talk?

((Katie feels ill too.
We think it was from Will.
I think as he is obsessed with shit, he must have a lot of Bacteria on him.
He has hugged me three times today.
Soooooooo that must be why I'm ill.
Damn him.))

Don't really think there's much for me to talk about.
*sighs*
Nothing that really makes any sense to anyone anyway.
But sure, why not?
Passes the time between fits of jealous rage.

Matty wrote:

((Katie feels ill too.
We think it was from Will.
I think as he is obsessed with shit, he must have a lot of Bacteria on him.
He has hugged me three times today.
Soooooooo that must be why I'm ill.
Damn him.))

((So you are allergic to very hyper and talkative boys.
Can't be people. Otherwise you would be sick of yourself...
I confuse myself. I will just be quiet. Haha.))

Matty wrote:

((Katie feels ill too.
We think it was from Will.
I think as he is obsessed with shit, he must have a lot of Bacteria on him.
He has hugged me three times today.
Soooooooo that must be why I'm ill.
Damn him.))

[[
Awww. ]]

((But Alex is hyper and talkative!! Nuuu!!
And naa, I don't think it was Will, that was just my answer.
I think it was just that scone that I ate.
I still FEEL it inside of me...

Maybe coz I only just just finished eating another one coz they were so tempting.

Haha.))

Cristina wrote:

Don't really think there's much for me to talk about.
*sighs*
Nothing that really makes any sense to anyone anyway.
But sure, why not?
Passes the time between fits of jealous rage.

Jealous rage.
Oh. I know that all too well.
Well, for the receiving ends of the fits.
-shrugs-
-leans on table-
Try me. I'm sure I can help with something.
I mean, who else can you talk too?
The high pitched macho man? An arrogant captain, who happens to be smoking hot? -shakes head- The over-sexed cabin boy?
Please. I am sort of all you got.

Matty wrote:

((But Alex is hyper and talkative!! Nuuu!!
And naa, I don't think it was Will, that was just my answer.
I think it was just that scone that I ate.
I still FEEL it inside of me...

Maybe coz I only just just finished eating another one coz they were so tempting.

Haha.))

((Aww. I'm sure you'll feel better tomorrow. Or after a good nights sleep. That is normally the cure all. Haha.
I would blame it on the food. -nods-
I mean, you were fine with Will before.))

God, that's depressing.
*looks to Brody*
No offense.
*leans back in chair*
I'm just being foolish.
*plays with wedding ring*
Jealous of the fact my husband has finally fallen in love.
And it isn't with me.

None taken.
-smiles-
Damn.
-leans back in chair-
I know what it's like to have a husband that doesn't love you.
Luckily, he's not around anymore to love again.
-smirks-
-shakes head-

If only I could sort things out that easily.
*laughs weakly*
But mine has an annoying habit.
He keeps breathing.
*throws knife into table again*
*props elbows on table*
*rests head in hands*
Fuck, why does it hurt so much?

That can be stopped, quite quickly.
-smirks-
-pauses-
-smiles weakly-
-reaches out and rubs Cristina's back-
I'm sorry. It never does get easier.
Seriously. If love you easy, we'd all be fucking happy.
-rubs back more-

You'd be surprised.
Syn's been hit with everything and yet he keeps breathing.
*sighs*
I know, I just...
I've been in love with him nearly all my life.
God knows why, there's not exactly anything lovable about him.
And we've been through everything together and... now he's kissing and falling in love with some guy he only met five fucking minutes ago!
And I don't understand it.
*wipes eyes*
And now he's making me cry!!!

((-fangirl squeals-))

-scoots chair closer to and wraps around around Cristina-
Aww. Don't cry. He's not worth it.
-rubs back-
I know it hurts to have someone just chop and change relationships so easily.
You just have to learn to move on. No matter how hard it may be.
-registers-
Wait, Syn is your husband?

Brody wrote:

((-fangirl squeals-))

[[The one with Zacky singing I take it?
I wanna hear the track where Johnny sang and Matt played bass.
But I can't find the damn thing.]]

Cristina wrote:

Brody wrote:

((-fangirl squeals-))

[[The one with Zacky singing I take it?
I wanna hear the track where Johnny sang and Matt played bass.
But I can't find the damn thing.]]

((-nods insanely-
Yep. And he sounds SO DAMN CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.))

*leans into*
*nods*
Yep.
That thick headed, arrogant, cocky idiot Captain of ours.
I know he's not worth it but when you've been through everything we had together, it still hurts.
And it shouldn't.
I taught myself to be stronger than this!
The last time he left me, I promised myself I'd never get upset over him again and look at me!
I'm crying like a fucking pussy.

Brody wrote:

Cristina wrote:

Brody wrote:

((-fangirl squeals-))

[[The one with Zacky singing I take it?
I wanna hear the track where Johnny sang and Matt played bass.
But I can't find the damn thing.]]

((-nods insanely-
Yep. And he sounds SO DAMN CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.))

[[He does have a really good voice.
At least your *puts on french accent* lovvvveerrrrrrr can sing.
I mean, I love Syn and all, but his singing sets my teeth on edge.
I think the only time he sounds good is on the Seize The Day studio version.]]

((He is my lover. And he has the voice of an angel. -flutters around room-
And aww. Syn is perfect in every other way, he has to have at least one bad point. It wouldn't be fair to human kind otherwise. Haha.))

Shhh.
It's ok. I'm not going to judge you for this.
-rubs back and pushes hair from face-
And it's not like is here now to judge you.
Just... let it out, yeah?
You'll make youself sick otherwise.

((These guys are insane.

But they do remind me of male versions of us.
Except we would be hotter.
And less hairy and greasy. Haha.

Sorry I am quiet, I am randomly appearing and then poofing.
Sorry I blame the sickness.))

Matty wrote:

((These guys are insane.

But they do remind me of male versions of us.
Except we would be hotter.
And less hairy and greasy. Haha.

Sorry I am quiet, I am randomly appearing and then poofing.
Sorry I blame the sickness.))

((...
Bert actually made me laugh. LE GASP! Haha.
But we are cooler. Haha.
That is all. ))

((We are cooler.
*Noddeth*
And Bertykins can be funny...
Occasionally.

But seriously, The Used really have let themselves go.
I seriously dun get what Emma sees in Jepha.
I don't find him hot in the slightest.
I think he is funny, and nice and stuff.
But definitely not attractive.
Same as Bert.
I can not fathom how anyone can think he is hot.
Seriously.))

*clings to*
*cries into shoulder*
I hate him, I fucking hate him.
How could he do this to me?
*sobs loudly*
Please don't let him hear me.

[[Screw humankind!
What about fangirl kind?
Speaking of, random as hell but is it bad that I really don't get on with other obsessive Syn fans like myself?]]