RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Aww! Haha. Awesome!!
And thankyooooooouness!! Haha.))

-Hears voice-
-Turns and looks at-
-Freezes-
Dammit. Why is he here?!
-Tries to ignore and looks back towards barman who is pouring drinks-
-Sips at own drink-
-Keeps same low voice-
Well, anyway, I think I oughta get going... Find some people, you know? No one in this bar looks particularly interesting...
So yeah...
-Swigs at beer-
Thanks for the chat.

Ah of course it's you.
*sighs*
*leans back against bar*
Here I was thinking I might find myself a good lay for the night and I'm stuck here with you.
Faaaaantastic.

-Glares at Synyster-
-Keeps adopted voice-
Me too.
-Sighs-
-Looks at barman-
-Finishes drink-
Okay, I'm off.
-Gets out of seat-
I'm gonna go and try and find someone or something...
I'm sick of the company in this bar.
-Shoots cold glare at Synyster-

[[Hola chicas.
]]


-walks into bar, still dressed in whore gear-
-glances over strangers-
Same ol', same ol'.
-sighs-

You're just jealous because I wouldn't touch you.
*smirks*
*goes back to drink*
*downs glass in one*
*clicks fingers*
Hey, I see the bottom of my glass.
That's a no-no.

[[*waves at*
HELLO!]]

((Heylo!!!))

-Sighs and looks towards door-
Get as far away from freaking Synyster as possible...
-Sees purple haired women-
-Shivers-
Ew. Women.
-Looks back to Synyster-
Jealous coz you wouldn't touch me?!
I said no to YOU remember?
And besides, I wouldn't want to do ANYTHING with you even if someone fucking paid me.
-Glares at-
Fucking asshole...

Captain Syn wrote:

[[*waves at*
HELLO!]]

[[I went to the mall yesterday, and I wore pinstripe shorts, knee high socks, chunky boots, a black shirt with a yellow cami over it, and odd makeup.
xD
I looked rad.]]

-glances over at two men arguing-
-smirks and moves closer-
-purrs-
I've never seen you two around here.
-has odd, manly sounding voice-


[[Heehee.]]

What's wrong, M?
Prefer your meat a little younger?
Less experienced?
So they don't give a shit if you know what you're doing or not?
*laughs*

Kaoru wrote:

-glances over at two men arguing-
-smirks and moves closer-
-purrs-
I've never seen you two around here.
-has odd, manly sounding voice-


[[Heehee.]]

-Sees women-
-Frowns slightly-
Whoa, that chick has a low voice...
-Shrugs it off-
Ah well, I've got a high voice for a dude... normally...
-Looks at Synyster-
-Looks to stranger-
-Says in annoyed voice-
Yeah well, I'm not exactly around these parts.
-Keeps same gruff voice-

-Rolls eyes-
You can say what you want to me, Gates.
I don't give a shit, I've had it all a hundred times before.
-Sighs-
And to be honest I would prefer anyone to you. Regardless of their age.
-Glares at-

((I'm back! Sorry for any typos at all. New keyboard. Haha.))

-smirks-
I can tell.
You don't look like it.
Most of the people are whores.
-nods-
I'm Kaoru.
-holds out hand-

[[LOL, manly hands too.]]

-Smiles-
Yeah, I'm not a whore.
-Shakes hand-
And Kaoru? Isn't that a guys name?
Shit, why did I say that? She is gonna be offended now...

Mm, that's not what you were showing the first day you were on my ship.
*walks over to*
You wanted me then.
*gets up in face*
You still want me.
You know you do.
*looks over*
You're just scared because you know what I like in the bedroom.
*looks up at*

-winks-
Mhmm.
If you haven't noticed by now, I'm an oddly flat-chested whore, and I have a deep voice.
If you put two and two together, you'll come to the conclusion that I am, in fact, a guy.
-smiles-

Zacky wrote:

((I'm back! Sorry for any typos at all. New keyboard. Haha.))

[[Wooo!]]

Cristina wrote:

*eyes light up*
Oh, your brother owns a ship?
Great!
My ticket out of here!
*smiles at*
*runs foots up leg*
Maybe you could show it to me later?
I love ships.
They make me...
*giggles to self*

((WHAT? F5 is no longer refresh on this keyboard?! How the hell am I supposed to refresh?! Grrrrrrrrr....
I shouldn't really complain, I'm getting a free webcam with it... once the webcam is in stock.))

-widens eyes-
-splutters a little while drinking-
-mops up chin gracefully-
Play it cool. Play it cool.
-smiles-
Really? Well. I would love to show you my...
-licks tongue over teeth and looks down-
...ship.
-grins evilly-

Captain Syn wrote:

Mm, that's not what you were showing the first day you were on my ship.
*walks over to*
You wanted me then.
*gets up in face*
You still want me.
You know you do.
*looks over*
You're just scared because you know what I like in the bedroom.
*looks up at*

-Looks at-
No actually, I don't even know what you like in the bedroom.
And to be perfectly honest, I don't want to find out.
-Shivers-
And I don't want you Synyster
-Looks down at, face inches apart-
It may have been different then, but that was before I got to know the real you.
I wouldn't want you to touch me even if you paid me all the money you have.
You're just pissed coz I am the only guy in the world who doesn't want to fuck you.
So sorry, I don't want you darling.

*smiles sweetly*
*giggles again*
I'm sorry, gender.
Mm, I'm sure it's a nice, big ship.
They're the best kind.

[[Ah, that's like me no longer having the pound symbol on 3, the " on 2 or the @ on the @ key.
You get used to it.]]

Matty wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

Mm, that's not what you were showing the first day you were on my ship.
*walks over to*
You wanted me then.
*gets up in face*
You still want me.
You know you do.
*looks over*
You're just scared because you know what I like in the bedroom.
*looks up at*

-Looks at-
No actually, I don't even know what you like in the bedroom.
And to be perfectly honest, I don't want to find out.
-Shivers-
And I don't want you Synyster
-Looks down at, face inches apart-
It may have been different then, but that was before I got to know the real you.
I wouldn't want you to touch me even if you paid me all the money you have.
You're just pissed coz I am the only guy in the world who doesn't want to fuck you.
So sorry, I don't want you darling.

Well, darling, there's always one guy in the world with bad taste.
*moves face closer to*
You just got lumbered with the card.
*looks to Kaoru*
Have fun with him.
For all of a minute.
*turns back to Matt*
*pecks lips*
Night sweetheart.
*walks back to bar*

Cristina wrote:

*smiles sweetly*
*giggles again*
I'm sorry, gender.
Mm, I'm sure it's a nice, big ship.
They're the best kind.

[[Ah, that's like me no longer having the pound symbol on 3, the " on 2 or the @ on the @ key.
You get used to it.]]

((Well. Now I have learnt that if I want to refresh I have to press "Ctrl + R" F5 is now Open. WTFFTW?!!!!
-calms down-
At least I get a webcam out of it.
-breathes-))


-shakes head-
So...
-leans closer to-
You've had... I mean, you've being on a lot of big ships then?
Huh?
-raises eyebrow and smirks-

-glances at Syn-
-raises brows-
Who says I'm going to do anything with him?
-watches-
-shakes heads-
-smirks-
He seems nice.

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