RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*cocks eyebrow*
What are you trying to say kid?
I look like some kind of...
*bites lip*
Shut up! SHUT UP!
*tries to calm down*
I mean, I've sailed on a few.
But they're all different, right?

((Oh Metallica. -steals-))

Oh yeah...
Erm... What am I supposed to say?
Is this turning into ship talk or dick talk?
-smirks-
Some are bigger than others.
Some are smaller.
If you look out into the docks.
Mines the biggest.

*squeezes knee*
I'm sure it is.
*smiles at*
*eyes flick to crotch, back up to eyes*
Want to show me?

-sees drink is empty-
-smirks-
Yes. I would love to show you my ship.
-gets up from stool-
-takes one last swig of drink-
-blinks a few times-
That was no smart.
-clears throat-
-holds out hand for Cristina-
Ready to go?

[[Yaaay, my friend might be coming over.
And we're gonna play video games.
>.<
'Cause we're cool like that.]]

[[BRB.
Being fed!
SHOCKHORROR!]]

Cristina wrote:

[[BRB.
Being fed!
SHOCKHORROR!]]

((Haha. Ok.))

-Looks at Synyster leaving-
Hey.
You know I could easily take you in a fight.
I wouldn't mess with me if I were you.
-Stays with lower voice-
-Says loudly in same, loice-
I don't want to FUCK you Synyster, okay?
-Grins-

((Ooooooh thankyou for songage!!! *Kisses feet*

And I THOUGHT I learnt to be quiet while having a "bath"
Apparently not.
Thank fuck for Guns n Roses being on loud. Haha.))

Matty wrote:

-Looks at Synyster leaving-
Hey.
You know I could easily take you in a fight.
I wouldn't mess with me if I were you.
-Stays with lower voice-
-Says loudly in same, loice-
I don't want to FUCK you Synyster, okay?
-Grins-

((Ooooooh thankyou for songage!!! *Kisses feet*

And I THOUGHT I learnt to be quiet while having a "bath"
Apparently not.
Thank fuck for Guns n Roses being on loud. Haha.))

((Oh My God...
-shakes head-
You are worse than me...
Haha.))

((I blame my mother.
She wouldn't let me go see Alex today.
So yeah.
*Nods*))

Matty wrote:

((I blame my mother.
She wouldn't let me go see Alex today.
So yeah.
*Nods*))

((So... you are saying that instead of seeing him you would do that?
Dude. That makes you sound like you were going to see him for sex.
Haha.
Well, it did in my dirty mind.))

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

((I blame my mother.
She wouldn't let me go see Alex today.
So yeah.
*Nods*))

((So... you are saying that instead of seeing him you would do that?
Dude. That makes you sound like you were going to see him for sex.
Haha.
Well, it did in my dirty mind.))

((You know what I mean.

Actually, no you don't, which is why you said that.

But I get myself. So yeah. Haha.

I am not that much of a slut *Nods*))

[[Wow.
I feel lonely and unwanted now.
:/]]

((Why Lindsey? Because Jo wasn't thinking about you?
Aww. Joke. We want you.

Jo.You were bored. I get it.
Remember. I have being doing it for years. Haha.
Not a slut? LOL. Ok sorry. I am in a weird mood at the moment. Haha!))

Of course.
*smiles at*
*stands up easily*
*looks down at*
Are you okay, sweetie?
You look kinda...
*makes sway motion*
Eeeergh.

[[One day I'm going to come back and someone'll be discussing ponies!
Not that.
Ahem.]]

((Awww!

Whyness?
WE LOVE YOU!!

And NO I am not a slut.
Not anymore at least.
*Nods again*))

Cristina wrote:

Of course.
*smiles at*
*stands up easily*
*looks down at*
Are you okay, sweetie?
You look kinda...
*makes sway motion*
Eeeergh.

[[One day I'm going to come back and someone'll be discussing ponies!
Not that.
Ahem.]]

((HAHAHAHA!!
Fine.
Hey, you know the My Little Pony toys?!
I WANT THEM!!
To match my own pony.
Princess.
She's so beautiful!! She's brown! And so pretty! I comb her hair everyday I...

Better? Hahah))

Quote :

((Why Lindsey? Because Jo wasn't thinking about you?
Aww. Joke. We want you. ))

Quote :

((Awww!

Whyness?
WE LOVE YOU!!))

[[My friends.
:/
I just feel left out of everything they do.
And my friend that was supposed to come over has decided not to, because she'd rather go to church.]]

Cristina wrote:

Of course.
*smiles at*
*stands up easily*
*looks down at*
Are you okay, sweetie?
You look kinda...
*makes sway motion*
Eeeergh.

[[One day I'm going to come back and someone'll be discussing ponies!
Not that.
Ahem.]]

-laughs-
I'm fine sweetcheeks.
I'm just a little tipsy.
-smiles-
Come on. I'll take you back to my ship.
-takes by the hand and begins to walk from bar-

((Ponies are over-rated.
Masturbation is not. ))

Kaoru wrote:

Quote :

((Why Lindsey? Because Jo wasn't thinking about you?
Aww. Joke. We want you. ))

Quote :

((Awww!

Whyness?
WE LOVE YOU!!))

[[My friends.
:/
I just feel left out of everything they do.
And my friend that was supposed to come over has decided not to, because she'd rather go to church.]]

((Aww. I know how that feels.
What you gotta do is talk to them about it?
I mean, if they are truly your friends, if you voice how you feel, they can't flame you for it. So, just give that a shot.
If I was you, I would try talking to the friend you trust the most about it. Maybe they can help you talk to the others about it.))

((LOL!! OVERRATED!! YERR! LOL.
You're hyperness is contageous.))

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((Aww. I know how that feels.
What you gotta do is talk to them about it?
I mean, if they are truly your friends, if you voice how you feel, they can't flame you for it. So, just give that a shot.
If I was you, I would try talking to the friend you trust the most about it. Maybe they can help you talk to the others about it.))

[[Maybe.
I tried talking to one of my other friends, and he said "so that means you still haven't found a boyfriend?"
And this happens to be my one of my other friend's little brother who has a crush on me.
x3]]

Matty wrote:

((LOL!! OVERRATED!! YERR! LOL.
You're hyperness is contageous.))

((I am not hyper. I am actually in a mood that is very strange.
I am not smiling. Just sitting here like neutral yet...
-pokes msn conversation-))

Oookay.
*follows out*
I swear, if he passes out on me before I find this ship, I'll kill him.
Hm, and I wonder why so few men are willing to get close to me.


[[Sorry I went quiet.
Just had to order a shirt from a certain lefty guitarists UK webstore.]]

((Damn Alex just phoned me. He sounded so upset and disappointed but was trying to sound happy.
Ahhness.

I feel SO bad now.))