RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Due to me going to millions of differnet schools, I did a hella lot of Smex education.
So I learned a lot that way.
But still, I didn't learn enough. Just about things I don't care about, like Periods (when I actually passed out the first time I learned about it in year 5) or how you actually DO have sex, but still nothing else.
Nothing interesting at least.))

Cristina wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[We have more parts, LoL!
The thing that fucked me off during my Sex Ed in school was how men masturbating was covered, women didn't do it though.
It's like... right, so I'm a freak then for... whatever this is.
To be honest, I didn't even know what it was until I was about 16/17 - as shocking and embarrassing as that is to admit!
Because it just wasn't talked about!
And this was only, what about 9 years ago now since I did sex ed?]]

((That whole masturbation thing was kinda true with me too.
But to be honest, I used to know wayyy more about female parts than male parts.
I knew jack about male parts! It was the slash and RP that made me learn more.
Seriously.))

((You see. I was the other way around. I knew more about guys than girls. I knew what I liked, but didn't have a clue what I was toucing or whatever.))

[[Same here.
Yet at the same time I didn't exactly know much about guys either.
I was so clueless.
One lesson in school didn't help much.
And I didn't feel like I could ask my parents, so I didn't.
And... it was a right mess, haha.]]

((Yeah. I don't remember school ever having a lesson on masturbation. Guys or girls.
-thinks-
No. Never. I just remember some guys talking about ti together and me and Jimmeh were listening in like but yeah, that was in like Year 11, I remember that.
But apart from that, I did kinda work it out on my own.))

-Looks at Zacky-
Erm...
I don't know.
And I'm sure there is some woman who wouldn't mind fooling around with you Zacky.
-Shrugs-
If only I could find a man.
-Laughs nervously-
Yeah.
-Looks at Cristina-
Who are you exactly? And what are you even doing here?

Well, I don't know about you two but I am going to go and have a little nap.
*looks back to Syn's bed*
Looks big enough for two, don't you think?
I think I'll stay there tonight.
*smiles*
It'll be a nice surprise to him and whatever whore he decides to bring back.
Night boys.
*grins at*
*shuts cabin door*

Matty wrote:

((Due to me going to millions of differnet schools, I did a hella lot of Smex education.
So I learned a lot that way.
But still, I didn't learn enough. Just about things I don't care about, like Periods (when I actually passed out the first time I learned about it in year 5) or how you actually DO have sex, but still nothing else.
Nothing interesting at least.))

((The sex education in this country is shit.
I remember watching a documentary about it with my mum.
And they did something about how Holland has the lowest birth rate for teenagers or something, and it was because of their sex education.
Tell me, did you two for your sex education ever learn how to put a condom on a banana or something?))

-Looks at Cristina-
Erm... Okay then.
-Looks at Zacky, confused-
Goodnight?
-Looks back towards Zacky-
What do you wanna do now then?
-Smiles-

((We never did that condom on a banana thing before.
When I used to go to Social Club on the IOW at night times with my friends there was a sex ed thing where there was condoms and dildos and shit.
Everyone was too scared to put it on but I was like "Meh, I'll do it! " Hahaha.
That was funny.))

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Due to me going to millions of differnet schools, I did a hella lot of Smex education.
So I learned a lot that way.
But still, I didn't learn enough. Just about things I don't care about, like Periods (when I actually passed out the first time I learned about it in year 5) or how you actually DO have sex, but still nothing else.
Nothing interesting at least.))

((The sex education in this country is shit.
I remember watching a documentary about it with my mum.
And they did something about how Holland has the lowest birth rate for teenagers or something, and it was because of their sex education.
Tell me, did you two for your sex education ever learn how to put a condom on a banana or something?))

[[Nope.
To be perfectly honest, I still wouldn't have any idea how to put one on.]]

-sighs-
I have no idea.
I just don't want to part of this whole thing.
-walks away from Syn's cabin door-
-walks up the hall-
-rubs head-
Of all the girls I could have brought back. It had to be someone that was like her.
-groans-

((No. We never did it either. I just think they you should you know, just for the safe sex thing.
But that was cool that a social club did. Even though there is none of them around anymore.

Yeah. I have no idea how to put one on either. I will learn when I get a boyfriend. ))

*lays out on bed*
*looks at picture of Synyster*
Brian, you little bastard.
*kisses picture*
Goodnight, lover.
*closes eyes*
*drifts off*

[[Right, I'm off.
I'm going to sit and play bass tonight... coz I've burnt my damn finger and my guitars strings are stupid and too thin and hurt the burn, but the bass one's don't and I get bored if I'm not playing something.
G'night all! xxx]]

Zacky wrote:

-sighs-
I have no idea.
I just don't want to part of this whole thing.
-walks away from Syn's cabin door-
-walks up the hall-
-rubs head-
Of all the girls I could have brought back. It had to be someone that was like her.
-groans-

((No. We never did it either. I just think they you should you know, just for the safe sex thing.
But that was cool that a social club did. Even though there is none of them around anymore.

Yeah. I have no idea how to put one on either. I will learn when I get a boyfriend. ))

((At that sleepover on the IOW where we randomly started open mouth kissing eachother (That sleepover probably was every boys' dream. LOL.) We had condoms and cucumbers and were putting them on them. LOL.
I swear to God the IOW must be different with this shit.
We went around kissing everyone at break and lunch times too. Boys kissed girls, girls kissed boys, girls kissed girls and boys kissed boys.
It was a very lovey place over there. LOL.))

-Looks at Zacky-
Well... we can just hang out.
-Shrugs-
Get to know eachother and stuff.
We haven't really done that yet.
-Smiles weakly-
Or you know, anything else...

((Ok. Have fun.
And with what we have being talking about. That, playing with something, comment can be really bad. In my sick brain anyways. Haha.
Good night! -waves-
Me and Jo will try not to take up the forum with sex talk. Haha.))

Cristina wrote:

*lays out on bed*
*looks at picture of Synyster*
Brian, you little bastard.
*kisses picture*
Goodnight, lover.
*closes eyes*
*drifts off*

[[Right, I'm off.
I'm going to sit and play bass tonight... coz I've burnt my damn finger and my guitars strings are stupid and too thin and hurt the burn, but the bass one's don't and I get bored if I'm not playing something.
G'night all! xxx]]

(Gooooooooooooooooooooooodnight!!!
XD.
T'was funny tonight. LOL.))

Zacky wrote:

((Ok. Have fun.
And with what we have being talking about. That, playing with something, comment can be really bad. In my sick brain anyways. Haha.
Good night! -waves-
Me and Jo will try not to take up the forum with sex talk. Haha.))

((LOL so fucking much at just what happened on Heroes.
The popular bitch talking to the cute lil unpopular boy. Just saying.
"Hey Zack, is it true you got an erection in the boys locker room?"
LOL so much.
It made me LOL. Hahaha.
He dun look like Zacky V though, even though he has black hair. Haha.))

((You told me about that sleepover.
The people on the IOW, are very strange because it is a island.
It's like the people on the Isle of Man. They all live in the 80's still.
LOL.))

Erm... Ok.
Where do you want to hang out?
Go to a bar?
Go to a club?
-shrugs-

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((Ok. Have fun.
And with what we have being talking about. That, playing with something, comment can be really bad. In my sick brain anyways. Haha.
Good night! -waves-
Me and Jo will try not to take up the forum with sex talk. Haha.))

((LOL so fucking much at just what happened on Heroes.
The popular bitch talking to the cute lil unpopular boy. Just saying.
"Hey Zack, is it true you got an erection in the boys locker room?"
LOL so much.
It made me LOL. Hahaha.
He dun look like Zacky V though, even though he has black hair. Haha.))

((Oh My God. That is too perfect. It's like the guy from Saved By The Bell was called Zack Morris. It's just too perfect. Haha.))

-Looks at Zacky-
-Shrugs-
I don't know, whatever you want.
That's if you want to, of course.
-Smiles-
I'm a little sleepy right now, but still.
I wouldn't want anything more than to talk to you right now?
Synyster is around though... I don't know about you, but I don't want to run into him again.
-Laughs softly-

((It is.
I think Zack is just a really gay name. LOL.
*Tries to think of more Zacks*))

Matty wrote:

-Looks at Zacky-
-Shrugs-
I don't know, whatever you want.
That's if you want to, of course.
-Smiles-
I'm a little sleepy right now, but still.
I wouldn't want anything more than to talk to you right now?
Synyster is around though... I don't know about you, but I don't want to run into him again.
-Laughs softly-

Yeah. I don't really want to either.
You wanna do and sit out on the docks and just talk or something?
I need to sober up a little more.
-smiles and walks towards the top deck-
I want to get as far away from the boat as possible really.
I don't want to be connected with that woman in anyway.
-starts to climb off the boat-

-Smiles-
-Says a little too enthusiastically-
YEAH OKAY!!
-Smiles-
We can do that... just... hanging out and talking and stuff.
-Shrugs-
Just... off of the boat, away from Synyster, alcohol and Cristina.
-Laughs-
I can do that.
-Looks at Zacky-
If you don't mind that is...

-laughs-
Matt. I was the one that suggested it.
-shakes head-
You're so funny.
-smiles and jumps off the boat-
-walks down the boardwalk to the end-
-looks out to ocean at night time-
Aww. It's so nice out here.
-takes a seat on the wooden dock and lets feet hang just above the water-

-Smiles-
Is that a good thing that I am funny?
-Laughs to self and sits next to Zacky-
-Watches Zacky as he looks out to sea-
-Eyes flicker unintentionally across Zacky's face and lingers on his eyes-
Holy shit they are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen...
-Stares at-

Yeah. Of course it's a good thing you are funny.
You make me smile, and that's what we kinda need on the ship.
I mean, with bitch-fit Synyster and emo-Shaddix.
It's what we need.
-laughs-
-looks at Matt to see him staring-
What? Do I have something on my face?
-rubs at cheek-

-Looks away from Zacky's face quickly-
Uh, no... Just staring, is all.
-Coughs-
And really? I make you smile?
-Grins happily-
Wow.
And thanks. I aim to please.
-Laughs-

-laughs-
Aww. Well, you make me happy.
I feel like I can talk to you about things.
And I haven't had anyone like that before.
Apart from my brother, but he passed away.
-shrugs-
So. Thank you.
-smiles-
-looks at to see-

((Sorry if I turn sentimetal or anything. I am listening to Turn The Page.))

((LOL! Awww!! I love Metallica. Damn Emma having THE SHIRT THAT I WANT!! LOL.
My Uncle seems to think that they can't do sentlemental songs. Pft, yeah right.
Nothing Else Matters reminds me of Bratt. LOL!! Haha.
And The Unforgiven just makes me sway.
And One just makes me be like coz the music vid is so scareh. LOL.))

-Smiles at-
-Watches Zacky's eyes again-
-Flickers eyes lower to Zacky's lips-
-Realises what is looking at-
-Looks away quickly-
Shiiiit.
Umm... thanks.
This whole trip is going to be so much better with you here, seriously.
And if Synyster kicks you off then...
-Shrugs-
I'd be so fucking upset and would hate the rest of the trip.
-Looks back at Zacky and smiles-