RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

You should just ask Syn.
I'm sure he'd oblige you.
*looks to door*
If it's him, you found me sneaking around, okay?
I'll even let you drag me out by my hair to show him.

Matty wrote:

((Fair point I suppose.
And we do talk aboot that stuff though!! Well, me and you do.
We need to start talking with Emma!! LOL. That would be soooooo interesting. Haha.
So... you wanna talk, what does one wanna talk aboot then?))

((You never know, she could be suffering in silence or be an expert on it. We should talk to her about it.

I think that that's a problem in our society. Girls are finding out about masturbation so they are turning to the next best thing. Sex. And that's when all the unplanned pregnancies happen.

Ok. I am going to stop now before I start my whole gay sex education in schools thing again.))

-Walks into own cabin-
-Sighs again-
I should just leave them to go have sex... I can't just force Zacky not to, no matter how much I might...
-Groans-
I really, really need to get laid soon.

[[I love how everyone's so terrified of it.
It's just sex with yourself, simple as really.
Doesn't hurt - unless you want it to, LoL.
Just a good way to relive the boredom when Scuzz is showing shit music.]]

Cristina wrote:

You should just ask Syn.
I'm sure he'd oblige you.
*looks to door*
If it's him, you found me sneaking around, okay?
I'll even let you drag me out by my hair to show him.

I'd like to drag you by your hair...
Ok. I'm sorry. I just want... yeah.
-walks away from and opens door-
-looks around outside-
Hello?
Jaocby? Matt?
-says in sigh little voice-
Cap'ain?

((LOL so much!! Hahahahaha.
Very true though.
I have no privacy at my house though, people always rush into my room without knocking, so yeah.
The only time I can have time like that is when I am alone or when I lock myself somewhere like in the bathroom. Haha.
And I guess it isn't THAT big a deal.
Still a little embarassing though...))

-Hears Zackys voice-
-Smiles-
Erm... It's just me... Matt...
-Coughs-

Cristina wrote:

[[I love how everyone's so terrified of it.
It's just sex with yourself, simple as really.
Doesn't hurt - unless you want it to, LoL.
Just a good way to relive the boredom when Scuzz is showing shit music.]]

((Exactly.
And all the fucking women's sex health websites talk about how women who don't masturbate don't have a furfilling sex life because they don't know what they like. And if they don't know, then their partner doesn't know. Seriously, with a guy it is easy. With a girl, it's harder to work it out you know.))

((It is meant to be for yourself really. But if you don't know what you are doing, it just plain sucks. So, I think that girls should talk about it more. So then they won't feel so "Ahhh! It's disgusting!" About doing it.))

-sighs with relief-
Oh Thank God.
I thought you were Synyster.
-bites lip-
Erm... Matt. I need your help.
-leans on door frame and rings hands nervously-

-Looks at Zacky-
Need... my help?!
Of course I will help you Zacky! Anything you need help with, I'm always here...
-Smiles-
What do you need help with?

[[We have more parts, LoL!
The thing that fucked me off during my Sex Ed in school was how men masturbating was covered, women didn't do it though.
It's like... right, so I'm a freak then for... whatever this is.
To be honest, I didn't even know what it was until I was about 16/17 - as shocking and embarrassing as that is to admit!
Because it just wasn't talked about!
And this was only, what about 9 years ago now since I did sex ed?]]

Matty wrote:

-Looks at Zacky-
Need... my help?!
Of course I will help you Zacky! Anything you need help with, I'm always here...
-Smiles-
What do you need help with?

Erm...
-opens door to reveal Cristina to Matt-
This is Cristina. I brought her back for...yeah.
She wants to see Syn. She's angry.
I'm in big trouble.

((Right. Technique? Anyone wanna share technqiues? Come on, we are all friends here.))

*looks over other man*
My God, you're hot.
Sorry, I...
Long time.
*smirks*
Hi.
*waves at*

((*Headbed* (Usually it is headdesk, but yeah. LOL))

-Looks at Cristina, scared-
Erm... hey.
-Looks at Zackty-
Wha... what?!
What's going on?

Cristina wrote:

[[We have more parts, LoL!
The thing that fucked me off during my Sex Ed in school was how men masturbating was covered, women didn't do it though.
It's like... right, so I'm a freak then for... whatever this is.
To be honest, I didn't even know what it was until I was about 16/17 - as shocking and embarrassing as that is to admit!
Because it just wasn't talked about!
And this was only, what about 9 years ago now since I did sex ed?]]

((Yeah. It wasn't in my sex ed either. Me and my friend Kim just discovered it on our own, on the internet no less. And the fact that her parents talked about everything sexual with her so she just didn't care and told me all about it. I was about... 14 I think when I worked it all out. Using the BBC Teens site and Kim's resources. Haha.))

Matty wrote:

((*Headbed* (Usually it is headdesk, but yeah. LOL))

-Looks at Cristina, scared-
Erm... hey.
-Looks at Zackty-
Wha... what?!
What's going on?

((What? I am looking for an open discussion. All areas are open for discussion here.))

I don't know. She says she knows Synyster and wants to give him a piece of her mind.
And I'm scared he'll find out I was the one that brought her back here.
And I only just got on Synyster's good side. I don't want to fuck it up again.
-sighs and holds head in hands-

Cristina wrote:

[[We have more parts, LoL!
The thing that fucked me off during my Sex Ed in school was how men masturbating was covered, women didn't do it though.
It's like... right, so I'm a freak then for... whatever this is.
To be honest, I didn't even know what it was until I was about 16/17 - as shocking and embarrassing as that is to admit!
Because it just wasn't talked about!
And this was only, what about 9 years ago now since I did sex ed?]]

((That whole masturbation thing was kinda true with me too.
But to be honest, I used to know wayyy more about female parts than male parts.
I knew jack about male parts! It was the slash and RP that made me learn more.
Seriously.))

Zack, when Synyster sees me, he'll forget all about punishing you, okay?
*smiles at*
*squeezes shoulder*
I promise, he's not going to hurt you okay?
He wouldn't dare.

-Looks at Zacky-
Aww baby.
-Wraps arms around and hugs-
-Smiles into hug-
I am sure it will be okay.
And if not, then I will protect you.
-Sighs-
I have a feeling Synyster won't be back soon, he was out trying to get laid or something.
-Smiles-
You have a while.
Why don't you just, get her out of here or something?

Matty wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[We have more parts, LoL!
The thing that fucked me off during my Sex Ed in school was how men masturbating was covered, women didn't do it though.
It's like... right, so I'm a freak then for... whatever this is.
To be honest, I didn't even know what it was until I was about 16/17 - as shocking and embarrassing as that is to admit!
Because it just wasn't talked about!
And this was only, what about 9 years ago now since I did sex ed?]]

((That whole masturbation thing was kinda true with me too.
But to be honest, I used to know wayyy more about female parts than male parts.
I knew jack about male parts! It was the slash and RP that made me learn more.
Seriously.))

((You see. I was the other way around. I knew more about guys than girls. I knew what I liked, but didn't have a clue what I was toucing or whatever.))

I hope you are right.
I don't want the whip again.
-shudders-
-looks at Cristina-
Unless you are wiling to whip me, naked?
-grins-

*looks at Matt holding Zacky*
Gay?
Aw no fair.
*looks to Zacky*
Nice try, junior.
But I think I'll pass.

-Watches Cristina-
Fuck she is pretty...
-Cringes at Zacky's joke-
Please god no...
-Sighs-
-Pipes up-
I promise I won't let him hurt you again Zacky.
-Smiles-

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[We have more parts, LoL!
The thing that fucked me off during my Sex Ed in school was how men masturbating was covered, women didn't do it though.
It's like... right, so I'm a freak then for... whatever this is.
To be honest, I didn't even know what it was until I was about 16/17 - as shocking and embarrassing as that is to admit!
Because it just wasn't talked about!
And this was only, what about 9 years ago now since I did sex ed?]]

((That whole masturbation thing was kinda true with me too.
But to be honest, I used to know wayyy more about female parts than male parts.
I knew jack about male parts! It was the slash and RP that made me learn more.
Seriously.))

((You see. I was the other way around. I knew more about guys than girls. I knew what I liked, but didn't have a clue what I was toucing or whatever.))

[[Same here.
Yet at the same time I didn't exactly know much about guys either.
I was so clueless.
One lesson in school didn't help much.
And I didn't feel like I could ask my parents, so I didn't.
And... it was a right mess, haha.]]

God Damn it. What's a brother gotta do to get some action around here?
-sighs-
-looks up at Matt-
Thanks Matt.
-sighs-
So... what are we gonna do now?
-looks from Cristina to Matt-