RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Syn, why does that name sound so familiar?
I'm sure it would be.
*smiles at*
Your cabin then?
Lead the way, vile pirate.

[[I was thinking about this, maybe having Cristina being one of the women that Syn's done the whole "We'll be together, I'll stay with you." spiel on in the past.
Either that or she knew him before he became Syn, she knows his real name, she knows all the embarassing secrets and she gets her own way and a better deal for everyone else by threatening him with them.
That way if I get bored when I'm by myself, they can have bitchfights with each other.]]

Matty wrote:

((LOL I forgot to mention.
In form in College, we have to do a little essay thing just to see how well we wrote and we were allowed to do certain topics.
One was:
"If I could be anyone in the world, who would I be and why?"
I almost wrote like, "If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Matt Shadows from A7X because then I could fuck Zacky and Syn and jerk off while watching myself in the mirror because I would be hot..."
I decided not to though.
But I am sure Ray would have just LOL'd. Hahaha))

[[LOL!
I'm dreading college on monday.
Having to possibly introduce myself in front of 16 y/o music snobs?
"I'm Vee, my favourite bands are A7X, MCR, Velvet Revolver, Trivium and Metallica."
"Then you obviously have no taste in music and must die."
Fun.]]

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

-catches Cristina's arm-
Shit. I'm sorry. Are you Ok?
-holds onto arm and looks back up at ship-
-smirks-
Maybe it will be safer if we go back to my cabin.
-smiles-
Fuck. I have no double bed. Who does?
-thinks-
Syn. That will have to do...

((Why thanks Jo. You make me feel so loved.
You know I am gonna be up Portsmouth both days so I shall have fun looking for you on my breaks or when I finish work. Muhahahaha!!!!))

((Ha, I wanna bring you Chloe, I want you to meet Alex.
How aboot we pop into your work if he is there when you are there or something? Or at a break and all that? Yeah?))

((Well. The store isn't open yet. Haha.
So, I finish at 2pm on Saturday so... yeah.
And I wanna meet him! I want him to ruffle my hair. Just for the fun of it.
So, I finish work at 2pm on Saturday. So see if he can do Saturday rather than Sunday. Yeah?))

((If you have m/f on here again I shall shoot myself.
Even though Cristina is hot.
And better than the other Christina. LOL.

And okay then! LOL. You want him to ruffle your hair?! LOL.
I styled his hair when we were at Paramore, on the freaking floor and being squashed against eachother. LOL.
I made him into Elvis . Hahaha.))

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

-catches Cristina's arm-
Shit. I'm sorry. Are you Ok?
-holds onto arm and looks back up at ship-
-smirks-
Maybe it will be safer if we go back to my cabin.
-smiles-
Fuck. I have no double bed. Who does?
-thinks-
Syn. That will have to do...

((Why thanks Jo. You make me feel so loved.
You know I am gonna be up Portsmouth both days so I shall have fun looking for you on my breaks or when I finish work. Muhahahaha!!!!))

((Ha, I wanna bring you Chloe, I want you to meet Alex.
How aboot we pop into your work if he is there when you are there or something? Or at a break and all that? Yeah?))

((Well. The store isn't open yet. Haha.
So, I finish at 2pm on Saturday so... yeah.
And I wanna meet him! I want him to ruffle my hair. Just for the fun of it.
So, I finish work at 2pm on Saturday. So see if he can do Saturday rather than Sunday. Yeah?))

((If you have m/f on here again I shall shoot myself.
Even though Cristina is hot.
And better than the other Christina. LOL.

And okay then! LOL. You want him to ruffle your hair?! LOL.
I styled his hair when we were at Paramore, on the freaking floor and being squashed against eachother. LOL.
I made him into Elvis . Hahaha.))

[[Yeah, but at least you didn't come onto het when drunk.
Anyway, there won't be any, I can't write it, haha.]]

((LOL!!
That must have been funny. Hahaha.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha,
*Laughs insanely*
And gooooooood!!!))

-smiles-
-walks to ship and climbs aboard-
-helps Cristina up-
So... to the cabin my lovely mistress.
-grins and takes along to cabin at the end-
Syn shouldn't care. Well, if he does. I don't really care.


((I'm sure it will be fine. I mean, we were fun so you must be too. It is the law. I have decided.
And them idea with Cristina sound all good to me. So... whatever. I shall go along with it.
He says he likes my hair. -shrugs- He can ruffle it if he wishes. All I'm saying. Haha.))

Matty wrote:

((LOL!!
That must have been funny. Hahaha.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha,
*Laughs insanely*
And gooooooood!!!))

[[Funny?
I thought I was hallucinating!
I started rubbing the screen trying to make mansex appear.]]

((Am I the only one here that can write hentai?
And I'm the only one that has NEVER gotten any action with a guy.
Dude. That makes noooooooo sense.

Haha. Like a Crystal ball, Ey Syn? Haha.))

*smiles at*
Hmm, maybe I should have a little bit of fun tonight...
*looks round cabin*
Very nice, Zack.
*eyes gay porn magazine on chair*
*nods towards*
Is that yours?
*smirks*


[[It ain't like the kids can really say much.
They should respect their elders, LoL.]]

Zacky wrote:

((Am I the only one here that can write hentai?
And I'm the only one that has NEVER gotten any action with a guy.
Dude. That makes noooooooo sense.

Haha. Like a Crystal ball, Ey Syn? Haha.))

[[Nope, like a giant cock.

It's strange really.
You'd think I could write it, the amount of time I spend imagining myself and Syn but nope.
Tis an impossibility for me.]]

-looks at porn on the floor-
Shit. What do I say to that?
Oh. That's not mine.
That's the cabin boys. He leaves his shit in my room because he thinks I can't punish him.
Oh he is so wrong.
-laughs-
-sits on the bed-
So. How do you wanna do this?
-smirks-

((Haha. You are not old. And just remember, they are probably just as about college. It's not like they have being there for years.))

This isn't your cabin, is it, sweetie?
*looks at*
You're not first mate and it's not your brothers ship.
*pulls small dagger from belt*
Time to come clean.

[[The musical kids in our area are notorious music snobs.
I have piercings and black hair, I'm obviously only in it because it's cool.
The same way A7X, MCR and suchlike are.
Ahem.
I'm really hoping there'll be at least one more mature student, would be really helpful.]]

-laughs-
What are you talking about?
This is my cabin.
Come 'ere.
-sees dagger-
-widens eyes-
What are you planning to do with that?

((Just rise above it if they are all snobby. And have a rant about it to me. You never know, because you are older they might wanna talk to you more. I Don't know. But everyone seems to want to talk to the second year students in my college classes.))

This?
*spins dagger round in hand*
I call this beauty, Veritas.
Means truth.
And you might want to start telling me some before I have to cut it from you with her.
*smirks at*

[[I'm a hardcore A7X fan.
I won't rise above it, I'll retaliate with force.
I'll be the first person to get kicked out of college before they're fully enrolled.
I might get lucky, they might want to chat to me.
And if not, fuck 'em.
At least I can get into 18+ gigs they have to miss.
I'm blaming the dream I had last night for the paranoia.]]

-watches dagger-
I don't know what you mean.
-sits up from bed-
Come on. Can't we just talk about this?
I mean, you came back here with me.
Aren't you at least gonna live up to what you said you'd do.
-nods down to crotch-

((Aww. Seriously, don't worry about it. It's going to be great.
And even if there isn't anyone that you like in your class, there might be someone on the campus that is like minded to you.
Just act nature, smile and be yourself. You want to rant, leave it for me, ok?))

Look, honestly?
I only kept talking to you to get a drink and I came back here because I need to get away from this place.
I...
I'm just not interested.
Sorry.
*smiles weakly*
*walks over to dressing table in corner of room*
So few men are willing to let a woman on board.
Old superstitions and all.
But you didn't seem to give a shit.
To be honest, I'd hoped you'd have passed out by now so I could hide away and get free passage.
*sees picture tucked in frame*
*pulls out*
Oh God.
You have got to be kidding me.
*frowns*
*takes photo over to Zack*
Is this your 'brother'?

[[Yeah, you're right.
I'm just freaking out over nothing, haha.
Cheers for the pep talk!
]]

-stares at-
So... you used me?
-stands up and walks over to-
You fucking bitch.
I knew I should have gonw for a whore!
-huffs and sits down on the bed-
No. That's the captain.
Might as well come clean.
-points to picture-
Captain.
-points to self-
Cabin boy.
-sighs-

Cristina wrote:

[[Yeah, you're right.
I'm just freaking out over nothing, haha.
Cheers for the pep talk!
]]

((OMG. I can give good advice.
Yay! I feel good about myself now.
Glad I could help.
Just, try not to dweel on the bad bits. And just think, you are going to college, learning and meeting new people! It's all good! Woot! Haha.))

So he really is a captain?
Nice to see there are some things the bastard didn't lie about.
*looks to Zacky*
Look, kid, you're a really nice guy, okay?
You're just... a little young for me.
I'm sorry.
*pockets dagger*
If you want to go back out there, there's probably loads of other girls you could get your hands on.
The night's still young after all.

-huffs-
No. I'm too drunk.
I'm going to go and collasp in bed.
-sighs and gets up from bed-
-walks toweards door-
-remembers what she said-
Wait. You know Cap'ain Synyster?
-turns around and walks towards-
He doesn't owe you money does he?

Synyster?
So he's still going by that ridiculous name.
Lovely.
*laughs*
No, he doesn't owe me money.
Just a nice explanation.
A nice long grovelly explaination which will be no end of fun to get out of him.
*smiles at*
I really am sorry kid.

-cocks eyebrow-
Oh God. You have history.
-looks to door-
Look. You've gotta get out of here like... now.
If he knows you then, he's gonna kill me for bringing you back here.
And I have had enough punishments for one week.
-takes hold of Cristina's arm and tries to pull to door-

((BRB. Dinner. XD.))

I'm not going anywhere, I can handle Synyster.
*pulls arm away*
He wouldn't dare hurt you.
I'm the one he's got issues with.
I won't even tell him you had anything to do with it!