RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*laughs*
I'm sure there's plenty.
But they tend not to like teeth.
*smirks*
The locals call it: Isla De Puta Barata.
Island Of The Cheap Whores.
I tend not to ask it's real name.

[[Yes!!!
That makes perfect sense.
Says she who hugs computers.
But yeah, they're scared of the fact we're not afraid to be unique.
We'll find guys just as weird as us soon.

And MSI are... I don't quite know how to describe them.
They're like HelloGoodbye on crack with a rockier edge.]]

-Grins-
Nice.
-Doesn't look at Synyster-

((I shall tell Emma that, about the MSI band, I mean. She is making me see them, I dun really wanna...))

*slings arm around M's shoulders*
There are plenty of men on this island.
They tend to avoid the women as well.
You've got a great chance my friend.
*smirks*
And if all else fails, I'm always open.

-Shivers and ignores-
-Looks at Synyster-
Damn him for being so fucking hot. Damn face automatically looks towards his.
What exactly are we actualy doing here?
-Doesn't smile-

Well, for a start I need more to drink.
My cabinet's empty and I'm being pleasant and it's very unlike me.
So I need a lot of alcohol to change that.
*counts off on fingers*
Then we need to get some more food, I don't know when we'll next be docking.
Then we could all do with getting laid, to ease up this tension.
*rubs M's shoulder*
Then we should probably pick up some more men.
Then we sleep.
Then I run out of fingers, so who knows?

((My parents have been ignoring me. They haven't talked/looked at me at all today, not since I have came back from college at least.
Didn't even ask how was my first proper day, or how was the buses.
Nothing.
Ah well.

Oh, and I think Syn should rape Matt at some point.
No particular reason why I think this, I just think it should happen. Haha.
Would be fun.))

-Looks at-
-Says unenthusiastically-
Great.
-Sighs-
...
So, how are you with the guys?
Gonna get them all over you when you get there, huh?
-Rolls eyes-

((I don't get your parents. -shakes head-

#And I will find a guy that is just as weird as me. IT IS MY GOAL IN LIFE!!!!!!!
Well, that and getting a high paying job. Haha. Whichever comes first.))

-looks out to see-
Ahoy! Land hoooooooooooo......
-points to dock that ship is slowly crawling to-

Maybe.
Not sure if I'm in the mood for a man or a woman tonight.
I'll decide when I see the merchandise.
*smiles at*
But I'll let you have first choice of the men.
*pats cheek*
Come on M, cheer up.


[[Oh charming!
*bitchslaps your parents*

He could do.
Maybe have that happening a little later, Matt going to Zacky, Zacky screaming at Syn in front of the other crewmen and being all "how could you do it after it happened to you?"
Revealing Syn's secret to everyone and really putting him in his place.
Then having soft and sweet Mattacky to make Matt feel better.]]

Zacky wrote:

((I don't get your parents. -shakes head-

#And I will find a guy that is just as weird as me. IT IS MY GOAL IN LIFE!!!!!!!
Well, that and getting a high paying job. Haha. Whichever comes first.))

-looks out to see-
Ahoy! Land hoooooooooooo......
-points to dock that ship is slowly crawling to-

((YOU WILL!!
And I shall help you *Nods*
I mean, I found someone as mad as me (And seriously, Alex is as crazy as me. Which is creepy actually) I shall find you someone perfect for you! EVEN IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE EMMA! LOL.
I shall find you someone.! *Nods*
And Syn, Chloe, if worst comes to worst, you can always date eachother
Hahahah, sorry, I have been reading too much high school slash. Haha.))

[[LoL, just a bit.
Anyway, we can't.
Tis incest - the whole twin thing and all.
We're not the Maddens.]]

-Looks at Synyster-
I know you'll have a man tonight.
-Looks at-
And then you'll fuck him.
-Narrows eyes at-
I bet you top.
You know, causing a man so much pain and not making up for it.
-Scowls at-
-Looks away-

Captain Syn wrote:

[[LoL, just a bit.
Anyway, we can't.
Tis incest - the whole twin thing and all.
We're not the Maddens.]]

((Yeah. It's just not natural.
I mean, it's not like we look like the Leone's or anything. Haha.))

Zacky wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

[[LoL, just a bit.
Anyway, we can't.
Tis incest - the whole twin thing and all.
We're not the Maddens.]]

((Yeah. It's just not natural.
I mean, it's not like we look like the Leone's or anything. Haha.))

((LOL! Yes you do.
With the big poofy white hair and all. Haha.
I have big poofy purple hair right now.
I look like a gypsy witch. Hahahaha.

Monday is gonna be INTERESTING! Hahahahahahahahah))

Oh, I see what this is about.
*pulls arms back*
This is about what I did to Zacky, isn't it?
He's forgiven me, why can't you?
Anyway, what would you know about topping/bottoming, hmmm?
*glares*
It's not like you've been part of it.

-looks at Synyster and Matt-
Well. This is awkward. I think I might just go and dock the boat alone.
Bye.
-walks away quickly and starts to prepare boat from docking-

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

[[LoL, just a bit.
Anyway, we can't.
Tis incest - the whole twin thing and all.
We're not the Maddens.]]

((Yeah. It's just not natural.
I mean, it's not like we look like the Leone's or anything. Haha.))

((LOL! Yes you do.
With the big poofy white hair and all. Haha.
I have big poofy purple hair right now.
I look like a gypsy witch. Hahahaha.

Monday is gonna be INTERESTING! Hahahahahahahahah))

[[Oh yeah, I have poofy white hair.
Hence the reason it's hidden under my hat.
I think I might straighten mine.
Yes, I shall.
Then I'll stop looking like WTF era Syn.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

Oh, I see what this is about.
*pulls arms back*
This is about what I did to Zacky, isn't it?
He's forgiven me, why can't you?
Anyway, what would you know about topping/bottoming, hmmm?
*glares*
It's not like you've been part of it.

Would you forgive me if I did that to you?
I saw how much pain Zacky was in. He could hardly move.
-Shakes head-
And I know a lot more than you might think, Synyster
-Glares back at-
And I knew I shouldn't have told you that.
-Scowls-
Knew you would throw it back in my face.

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

[[LoL, just a bit.
Anyway, we can't.
Tis incest - the whole twin thing and all.
We're not the Maddens.]]

((Yeah. It's just not natural.
I mean, it's not like we look like the Leone's or anything. Haha.))

((LOL! Yes you do.
With the big poofy white hair and all. Haha.
I have big poofy purple hair right now.
I look like a gypsy witch. Hahahaha.

Monday is gonna be INTERESTING! Hahahahahahahahah))

((Oh God. Why is Monday gonna be interesting? What have you got planned?))

((LOL! To eat you in class? LOL.
Naa, just coz we are together in the same class, is all. Haha.))

I thought I made my feelings about whipping and pain clear.
I love it.
*smiles smugly at*
You're damn right I'd throw it back at you.
You should know by now I don't take kindly to criticism.
Who knows what might slip out?

-Looks at-
And you know my feelings about it all.
-Snarls-
I think it is disgusting that you find pleasure out of torturing someone years younger than you.
-Shakes head-
-Snaps-
Luckily I didn't tell you anything else about me then, isn't it?
-Scowls-

What's wrong, Shadows?
Jealous that I showed all that attention to Zacky?
Jealous that I got off on him?
*moves face close to*
Before you had a chance to.

((This really is the creepiest thing ever about 9/11:

Spoiler:

And this part just made my eyes water and mouth drop open from the creepyness.

Spoiler:

Random but FUCKING SCARY!))

-manages to dock the boat-
-groans from pain in back-
Fuck... If them two would stop bitching. I wouldn't have to do all this.
-finished docking boat-
-pants and falls onto the deck floor-
Heat. So hot...
I'm seeing spots. Pretty.
-passes out on the deck-

Captain Syn wrote:

What's wrong, Shadows?
Jealous that I showed all that attention to Zacky?
Jealous that I got off on him?
*moves face close to*
Before you had a chance to.

-Glares at-
What are you saying Synyster?
That I love Zacky or something?
-Laughs-
I'm not jealous of you.
-Looks up and down-
Why the fuck would I ever be jealous of something like you?!