RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

At least I hope not literally.
*laughs*
I paid too much for this girl.
*smiles at*
How are you feeling today?
With the whole... *gestures to back*

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Yeah, I'd heard of MSI but not actually heard 'em, y'know?
I can't say they're a band I'm bothered about.
I'm glad Tigger can't go to be honest.
I mean, I love her to bits and all but I can guarantee she'd make several "I bet I'm the only person here for MSI not MCR." comments and I'd end up beating her in the pit.
Which would be mean.
Coz then I'd have no-one to go to Atreyu with.
Still can't quite believe I randomly booked tickets for them!]]

((*Screams* I'D GO!!!
I wanna go SO bad.
Hell, if my dad will drive mt to London for them, I am sure he'll drive me to wherever your one is. Hahaha.
I wanna seeeee Alex and his buddies!! *Cries*))

[[Awww, I feel mean going nooooooow!!!
I'll chloroform Alex and send him to you in a Jiffy bag, 'kay?

Hmm, Still Remains are the support.
I can never decide if I like them or not.]]

((What hot guys? There are no hot guys to ramble about. I have seen none so far. Where have YOU seen them?))

-nods-
Better. Thanks.
-looks out to the ocean-
-stretches and yawns-
So. Any jobs for me this morning?
-looks back at and smiles-
-sees Matt and waves to-

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Awww, I feel mean going nooooooow!!!
I'll chloroform Alex and send him to you in a Jiffy bag, 'kay?

Hmm, Still Remains are the support.
I can never decide if I like them or not.]]

((I'd go now. Haha. Still Remains. Even though I have never heard any of there music. I just decided I liked them ages ago and when someone mentions them I am like... OH! LOL.))

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Awww, I feel mean going nooooooow!!!
I'll chloroform Alex and send him to you in a Jiffy bag, 'kay?

Hmm, Still Remains are the support.
I can never decide if I like them or not.]]

((ZOMG.
I don't like them much, but MEH!
I wanna goooooooooo!!!!
Eek. London Astoria? *Plots*

And Chloe, do you walk around South Downs with your eyes closed or something?
Or do you have like a very different taste in guys to me?
OR are you just searching for someone who looks exactly like Zacky V and everyone else is just plain ugly?
Coz seriously, there are SOSOSOSOSOSO many guys at South Downs where I am like =O at. Hahaha.))

-Does a very gay sigh-
-Rolls eyes and doesn't wave back at Zacky-
-Looks away back towards ocean-

Yes.
You wanna go and cheer up Mr. PMS over there?
*looks to Matt*
He's been shooting me looks all morning.
Anyone'd think it was him I beat the shit out of.
So, if you could give him a hand with what he's doing and try and make him crack a smile, that'd be peachy.

Matty wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Awww, I feel mean going nooooooow!!!
I'll chloroform Alex and send him to you in a Jiffy bag, 'kay?

Hmm, Still Remains are the support.
I can never decide if I like them or not.]]

((ZOMG.
I don't like them much, but MEH!
I wanna goooooooooo!!!!
Eek. London Astoria? *Plots*

And Chloe, do you walk around South Downs with your eyes closed or something?
Or do you have like a very different taste in guys to me?
OR are you just searching for someone who looks exactly like Zacky V and everyone else is just plain ugly?
Coz seriously, there are SOSOSOSOSOSO many guys at South Downs where I am like =O at. Hahaha.))

[[Yeah.
That's the closest to you.
I'm off to Sheffield.
Which is a very odd place for a gig.

It's weird, I was actually hunting through old Kerrangs last night for gigs to go to.
[And to find out if there's any chance of an after-show club night after The Black Crusade coz I want to go and seduce Corey.]
Coz I don't want to wait until the end of October to get my ass kicked in a pit again.
And then this morning I find out that Atreyu are playing.
Granted in November but still , yay another gig!]]

((Well. I haven't really seen anyone that I am like "...WOW!" At really. We must have different tastes. I don't know. Or they look like assholes to me. I really don't know. I know, on Monday, you point them out to me, yeah?

I can't be assed to go so meh.
I just wanna do to.... actually I am meh about concerts at the moment. I think it's because it has being a long day.
-sleeps-))


-laughs-
Ok. I'll do my best.
-smiles and walks over to Matt-
-places hand on shoulder-
So. What's up? Why the long face?
-looks at Matt's face and tries to get him to smile at-

((Do you just go for looks though? I mean, with guys if they looks slightly attractive and look emo/metalhead/skater/in rock at all, and I look at them and they smile at me (which always happens) then I like them.
Not in THAT way, but I like them. *Nods*
I wouldn't wanna go out with a really hot attractive guy. (not that I could get one) Because all the really WHOAHEISSOFUCKINGHOT guys in college have a loada scene girls draped around them and they are just like and asshole-y.
I just like the dorky, cute little shy rock guys.
They are cool.

Why am I even thinking about this? I like someone else!! *Nods*))

-Looks up at Zacky-
-Sighs-
Nothing.
I just...
-Sighs again-
Just nothing Zacky.
-Shakes head-

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*watches Zacky and M*
Part of me wants to go up to him, squeeze his cheeks and go "cheer up grumpy guts."
But he'd snap me in half.
*laughs to self*
Plus I don't think he'd appreciate me treating him like that in front of Zacky.

Matty wrote:

((Do you just go for looks though? I mean, with guys if they looks slightly attractive and look emo/metalhead/skater/in rock at all, and I look at them and they smile at me (which always happens) then I like them.
Not in THAT way, but I like them. *Nods*
I wouldn't wanna go out with a really hot attractive guy. (not that I could get one) Because all the really WHOAHEISSOFUCKINGHOT guys in college have a loada scene girls draped around them and they are just like and asshole-y.
I just like the dorky, cute little shy rock guys.
They are cool.

Why am I even thinking about this? I like someone else!! *Nods*))

((...Thanks.
When guys look at me, they never smile. They normally look either repulsed or scared.
And I have seen none. I swear to you, I. HAVE. SEEN. NO. HOT. GUYS. And since when I have I gone based on looks. I have never had anyone so I can't argue with that.))


Come on. What is it?
You can tell me.
-smiles and rubs back-
Was it something I did?
-looks at face-

Captain Syn wrote:

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((That picture makes me laugh every time I see it.))

-Looks at Zacky sadly-
-Says in emotional voice-
That man beat you so much it made you bleed.
-Looks at-
I saw your pain, I saw how much you hurt. And I looked after you.
-Shakes head-
And now you and him are best buds.
I can't believe you would just... forgive him like that. Even if he had an excuse I...
-Shakes head-
Nothing can excuse torture like that.
-Looks back to sea sadly-

((I have had about twenty boyfriends. I went out with them because they were sweet or funny. None were particularly hot but still.
What sucks is, in England, or where we live at least, all the really hot guys are usually assholes.
And I would never, EVER wanna date an asshole, no matter how hot he was.
So I end up with the sweet little hot in my eyes guys. *Nods*

That was completely random, but true. Haha.))

-sighs-
Matt. He's the captain. I'm just a cabin boy.
Something like that was bond to happen sooner or later.
-shrugs-
I guess it is better than getting thrown overboard.
-smiles-
Look. In my eyes, you are a hero to me.
I'm not best buds with Synyster.
I would just rather be on his good side than his bad side you know.
-pauses-
-looks up at-
Still friends right?

((I just want a guy that will look at me and not that give the same look I normally get from guys.

I don't care how lonely/depressed or attention seeking it sounds. It's just the truth.))

[[Oh. My. God.
I...
I think I'll shove earplugs in during MSI's set.
What... the... fuck?!!?!?!?!?]]

[[I've never had a guy give me one of the "I want you" looks either, hon.
So you're not alone.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I've never had a guy give me one of the "I want you" looks either, hon.
So you're not alone.]]

(( Thanks Syn.))

*approaches M and Zacky*
*looks over... work*
Very nice.
*smiles at pair*
We should be coming into port within the next hour.

[[No problem.
The right guys are just waiting round the corner.
They just happen to be a little bit thick and haven't figured out how to turn yet.

OH THANK GOD!!!
MSI are only on the Europe dates, not the UK ones.
Good.]]

((At least you don't look like an utter prat smiling at everyone you see. Haha.
And I am sure there is someone in the college who you are perfect for. Hell, there is enough people.
How are the guys in your form? Personality wise, not looks...
And what be Mindless Self Indulgence like?))

-Sighs-
I suppose.
-Smiles at-
I'll never hate you Zacky.
But I am disappointed though.
But I guess you can't hold a grudge as long as me.
Coz honey, if you did that to me, then I will hate you for fucking ever.
-Nods-
And why am I a hero to you? I'm more like a freaking zero, girlfriend.
-Laughs-
-Looks at Zacky-
So what are you being made do now?

Captain Syn wrote:

*approaches M and Zacky*
*looks over... work*
Very nice.
*smiles at pair*
We should be coming into port within the next hour.

[[No problem.
The right guys are just waiting round the corner.
They just happen to be a little bit thick and haven't figured out how to turn yet.

OH THANK GOD!!!
MSI are only on the Europe dates, not the UK ones.
Good.]]

((LOL. Nice way of putting it.
I told my mum that, she said that Syn, our problem is that we are too smart, and guys don't like that. She we will have to syupid ourselves up.

The guys in my form. There is three. One is kinda asshole ish. One is a cocky second year and one is a chav. So no. LOL. I'm just holding out for Graphics.
-prays-))

-smiles at Synyster-
Thanks Cap'ian.
Erm... What's the name of this island we are docking in?
And is there any hot pussy I can get my teeth into?
Rawr.
-laughs-

((BRB. DINNER!))

((You saying I'm not smart? Haha.

And I haven't got any cool boys in my form, except George, who I said Hi to when I walked to the bus earlier when I was with you.
He's not really, hot or anything but he's sweet.
And his friend is in my media class and he's sweet too, so yeah.
They looks like metalheads but like Bowling For Soup and Sum 41. Haha.))

-Cringes-
Eww. Women.
-Shudders-
-Laughs-
But hopefully I'll be able to find some men.
-Grins-