RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

At least my partners want to sleep with me.
That's why.
You're at least the same age as me and you're still a virgin?
Pathetic.
And I don't know what's going on with you two...
*gestures to passed out Zacky*
But there's definitely a big crush on one-side and it's not his.
*turns back to Zacky*
Fuck.

-Looks at Zacky-
-Blinks-
ZACKY!
-Runs towards quickly-
-Kneels down-
-Looks at-
-Looks back at Synyster-
What the hell did you do to him?!

*approaches pair*
I was with you, princess!
What do you think I did, fired fucking laser beams or something.
*looks up*
It's probably dehydration.
Get him below deck and get him some water.

You could have drugged him.
And pft, this is still your fault!! You could feed him y'know! Not just make him work work work work all day and night!!
-Glares at and looks at Zacky-
-Picks up same way as a few nights ago-
-Carries slowly below deck, watching Zacky's damp face-
-Sighs-

((I love how in this RP there is no Bratt love at all. IT'S GOOD! IT'S DIFFERENT!))

*follows down below deck*
I do fucking feed him!
I mean, look at him.
It's not like he gets that figure from not eating!
And why the fuck would I drug him?
Jesus Christ.

[[I'm sticking with my vow of no Bratt.
Aside from the rape.
But that's not love really.
I feel like a challenge.
I feel a love triangle between Syn/Matt/Zacky coming on actually.
I dunno, maybe it's just coz they're the only three involved at the moment.]]

((I had such an awesome dream last night!!
It was about TEH GATE!!
LOL, me and Emma was there, meeting Lostprophets, and we met Ian and Mike, and Emma was like =O and looking at Mike's tattoos or something, and I was chatting to Ian, and asked him for a picture with him and he said yeah, and he picked me up or something to take the picture and then kissed me while I was in his arms and then started full on making out, and Emma was taking the picture and was taking ages to take one and then she was like "Uh, I forgot, this camera doesn't work," or something. And then I was just kissing Ian more and then I woke up.

That one was straaaange.
But good Even though Ian is old. Haha))

[[LoL, I'd never kiss a Welshman.
Sheep, people!!!

I just ended up at a Trivium after party and I... well Corey will never be the same, haha.
it's his own fault for stealing my shirt!]]

-Ignores Synyster and walks into Zacky's cabin-
-Sees his tiny hammock-
-Sighs and glares at Synyster before leaving the room and heading into own cabin-
-Places on own bed again-
-Looks at Synyster-
-Growls-
Water would be good!!
-Huffs-
-Turns back to Zacky who is stirring a little-
-Smiles at-

((I.... Ba... Ca.... La....
ARE YOU INSANE?!
So no Ian Watkins... No Matt Tuck? No... *Insert other super hot welshmen here*

YOU'RE MAD WOMAN!!!!))

Oh YES CAPTAIN SHADOWS!
*storms out of cabin*
Fucking fairy accusing me of fucking...
*grabs bottle of water from fridge*
Ought to kick his pansy ass...
*storms back to cabin*
*thrusts water into Matt's hand*

((You see Syn. That is why we don't have boyfriends. We are too pickeh! LOL.
BTW. I am still hear. Zacky was just passed out so... Haha.))

-stirs a little-
Huh? What the...
-opens eyes-
-sees Matt and Synyster-
-says crookily-
What the hell happened?
-tries to sit up-

Matty wrote:

((I.... Ba... Ca.... La....
ARE YOU INSANE?!
So no Ian Watkins... No Matt Tuck? No... *Insert other super hot welshmen here*

YOU'RE MAD WOMAN!!!!))

[[But they shag sheep.
And I don't find Matt Tuck attractive.]]

-Glares at Synyster-
-Bites lip and sits Zacky up-
-Touches Zackys lip and opens Zacky's mouth carefully-
-Pours water into mouth-
-Pours water softly over Zacky's fayce-
-Watches as Zacky stirrs a little more and accepts the water-
-Makes Zacky drink more-
-Smiles at as Zacky flickers his eyes a little-

Zacky wrote:

((You see Syn. That is why we don't have boyfriends. We are too pickeh! LOL.
BTW. I am still hear. Zacky was just passed out so... Haha.))

-stirs a little-
Huh? What the...
-opens eyes-
-sees Matt and Synyster-
-says crookily-
What the hell happened?
-tries to sit up-

[[Yes!
Well I want to make sure that if I'm going to be unavailable to Synnykins that it's with someone worth it.]]

*points at Matt*
He accused me of drugging you.
You just passed out in the heat though.
*scowls at Matt*

Captain Syn wrote:

Matty wrote:

((I.... Ba... Ca.... La....
ARE YOU INSANE?!
So no Ian Watkins... No Matt Tuck? No... *Insert other super hot welshmen here*

YOU'RE MAD WOMAN!!!!))

[[But they shag sheep.
And I don't find Matt Tuck attractive.]]

((You. Are. A. Mad. WOMAN!
What about Ian Watkins?!! Not even in his old days?
*Shakes head at*
Seriously Syn, seriously.
You are insane.))

Matty wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

Matty wrote:

((I.... Ba... Ca.... La....
ARE YOU INSANE?!
So no Ian Watkins... No Matt Tuck? No... *Insert other super hot welshmen here*

YOU'RE MAD WOMAN!!!!))

[[But they shag sheep.
And I don't find Matt Tuck attractive.]]

((You. Are. A. Mad. WOMAN!
What about Ian Watkins?!! Not even in his old days?
*Shakes head at*
Seriously Syn, seriously.
You are insane.))

[[Ian's okay.
But he's not ZOMGIWANTYOUNOW.]]

-Smiles at Zacky-
-Passes water to-
Drink more. It'll make you feel better.
-Smiles-
-Looks at Synyster-
And I am sorry, okay? But it was a little suspicious, us talking about how you find pleasure in hurting people, and what happened with you and Zacky and the whipping and then I find Zacky passed out on the ground, okay?
-Groans-
-Looks at Zacky-
Are you okay babes?

((That's better.
He isn't. But he is nice.
*Nods*
No one from FFAF are particularly ZOMG really.
Hmm... what other Welsh bands are there...))

((Haha. Aww. That just sounds like an accuse not to date a Welsh Man to me. Haha.

I don't find Ian attractive. Matt Davies though. He's just so CUTE! ))

-furrows brow-
Wha?
-takes bottle of water-
-takes a drink from-
-looks around-
I'm ok...
My head hurts.
-holds onto head-

-Smiles-
Good.
Just carry on drinking, and you'll feel better.
-Looks at-
-Says in soothing, sweet voice-
When was the last time you drunk any water?
-Watches Zacky lovingly-

((-ponders in thought-
-looks up at the ceiling and crosses arms in thought-
I wonder if there is a distinctive taste in between each of Avenged's semen.))

((The music video to One scares the living shit out of me.
I know I have said that before, as well as Enter Sandman, but it does. More so than Enter Sandman.
*Nods*

I WANNA GO TO BRIGHTON TOMORROW SO MUCH!!! *Moans*
My father won't take me. And fuck knows my parents won't.
DAMMMMN!))

Matty wrote:

-Smiles-
Good.
Just carry on drinking, and you'll feel better.
-Looks at-
-Says in soothing, sweet voice-
When was the last time you drunk any water?
-Watches Zacky lovingly-

Erm...
I dunno. I don't keep track of it really.
I don't get thrusty often.
-shrugs-
-swig drink of water-
So. How did I get down here?
-looks around cabin-

*mutters*
Jesus I feel like a fucking voyeur.
*speaks up*
Would you like me to leave you two alone?
So you can dote on him like a chick?

Zacky wrote:

((-ponders in thought-
-looks up at the ceiling and crosses arms in thought-
I wonder if there is a distinctive taste in between each of Avenged's semen.))

((LOL!!!
Jamie and Geri has already told me about this, when they were drunk.
Apparently, smokers' cum is less salty than non-smokers. Who's is more salty and mehhh. Hahaha.
I know this stuff.

*Glares*
I also know how Geri has sex with her girlfriend.
And it scared the living shit out of me.
More so than One. So A LOT! Haha.))