RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((I agree with Syn. That idea sounds good to me. -nods-))

-shakes head-
I haven't a clue.
All that I know is that there was a group of them.
They were going to take my wife and her three other friends.
But... they all ran and she stayed to fight.
Of course she was no match and they took her back to their ship.
I haven't heard or seen from her since.
-finishes glass and leans back in chair-
So. You got any sob stories to share?
Or are you just completely made of stone?
-smirks-

Then you shouldn't lose hope, mate.
She may still be alive.
*smiles at*
Wait, was I just... nice?
*clears throat*
I'm not drunk enough to share any of my tales of woe with you.
And it's very rare that I do get that drunk.
But I assure you, I'm not as heartless as you'd like to think.


[[I'm shocked at myself!
I just left A7X's blog a bitchy comment!
I... I feel quite guilty now!!!]]

((I am like over the campness by the way, coz I don't find camp guys sexy. Nuuu!!! LOL.
It'll be a little adventure for him on the boat. First he'll be all pansy and like scared to touch anything and run away screaming whenever there is a bug and shit and then toughen up a little bit, but still be unbearably camp and then yeah...
LOL. Haha.))

Matty wrote:

((I am like over the campness by the way, coz I don't find camp guys sexy. Nuuu!!! LOL.
It'll be a little adventure for him on the boat. First he'll be all pansy and like scared to touch anything and run away screaming whenever there is a bug and shit and then toughen up a little bit, but still be unbearably camp and then yeah...
LOL. Haha.))

[[I could find camp Shadows sexy.
I'd just tape his mouth shut.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

Then you shouldn't lose hope, mate.
She may still be alive.
*smiles at*
Wait, was I just... nice?
*clears throat*
I'm not drunk enough to share any of my tales of woe with you.
And it's very rare that I do get that drunk.
But I assure you, I'm not as heartless as you'd like to think.


[[I'm shocked at myself!
I just left A7X's blog a bitchy comment!
I... I feel quite guilty now!!!]]

I'll guess I'll just have to wait and see then.
-nods and smirks-
And I don't hold out much hope that she is still alive.
I mean, it was five years ago.
And if I know her as well as I think I do.
If they didn't kill her, she would have done it herself, just to get away from them.

((OHHHHHHH What did it say?))

I'm sorry to hear that.
But you should never lose hope.
And hey, even if she is, at least you had her in your life, even if only for a short while.
*looks down*
*clears throat again*
Anyway.
Enough of the sombre talk.
It gives the ship a bad vibe.

[[Well the bitches have announced a large US tour.
So I responded with: Smashing.
Now if you'd like to give the UK some dates that it's actually possible to get tickets for, we'll all be happy bunnies.]]

((Muhaha! Nice one. I posted something like that a while ago. We shall get our message across!!! Power to the crazy people!
Matt's gonna get his ass beat by Corey Taylor. ARGH!!!
And Jo has a plan to have Corey on the ship later so Matt will be like " YOU BROKE MY NAIL! BITCH!" At him. LOL.))

Corey wrote:

((Muhaha! Nice one. I posted something like that a while ago. We shall get our message across!!! Power to the crazy people!
Matt's gonna get his ass beat by Corey Taylor. ARGH!!!
And Jo has a plan to have Corey on the ship later so Matt will be like " YOU BROKE MY NAIL! BITCH!" At him. LOL.))

[[EUW NIPPLE RING!!!
Sorry, I think they're wrong on so many levels.
But yeah.

I admire the fact that they're debuting the new material in England, I think that's really sweet of them.
But at the same time, it'd be nice for them to do it so it's possible to actually go.
I'm planning on entering all Kerrang competitions to win tickets - coz I'm sure their late night metal shows on the radio station will be giving away tickets.]]

Matty wrote:

In a small Island, close to the shore, Matthew Sanders sat alone, cradling his attractive face in his hand, his watery hazel eyes closed, tears escaping from them and landing below softly.

A boyfriend of a few months: Alex Varkatzas had recently broken up with him. He was harsh with his reasons, telling Matthew straight that it was because of the way he acted. He was sick of the way Matthew cried all the time; sick of the way Matthew talked and acted; sick of him.

He had left, and now Matthew was alone. Thinking, he knew there was only two things he could do. Sit there and cry over Alex, or be a man for once and try and get over it. After more sitting and more tears, he decided to go with the second, and as he wiped his eyes, he knew there was only one thing he was going to do.

That night, he was going to change. Do anything he could do be the man he should be. Walking out of his home he headed to the nearest bar, which was opposite the ship ports. Walking passed a rather impressive ship, he entered the bar. Dressed in tight black trousers and a black top that was cut low on the collar so a large amount of Matt's hairless chest was on show, he walked into the bar. Not as Matthew Sanders anymore however: He was going to be M Shadows. A new name. A new man.

He wasn't going to be a pussy anymore. Or was going to try to at least.

[[Awwwwww!]]

Captain Syn wrote:

I'm sorry to hear that.
But you should never lose hope.
And hey, even if she is, at least you had her in your life, even if only for a short while.
*looks down*
*clears throat again*
Anyway.
Enough of the sombre talk.
It gives the ship a bad vibe.

[[Well the bitches have announced a large US tour.
So I responded with: Smashing.
Now if you'd like to give the UK some dates that it's actually possible to get tickets for, we'll all be happy bunnies.]]

Yeah. I agree.
-nurses head-
Before I start thinking about throwing myself off the rigging.
-laughs-
-leans back in chair-
So. What brings you to this little port of ours?
-folds arms over chest-

Well, a ship needs a crew and here seemed as good a place as any.
I was also brought up over the other side of the island and was hoping to find my father here.
*gets up*
And the company of course.
*smirks*
*heads across to liquor cabinet*

-gets drink pulled over pants-
Argh! You fucking idiot.
What the hell?
-gets up and looks at angrily-
He's pretty big. I can take him.
-smirks-
-points to-
Right. You and me. outside. Now!
-steps over body on the floor and heads out to main road-

Captain Syn wrote:

Well, a ship needs a crew and here seemed as good a place as any.
I was also brought up over the other side of the island and was hoping to find my father here.
*gets up*
And the company of course.
*smirks*
*heads across to liquor cabinet*

-watches walk over to the liquor cabinet-
Well. Here's as good place as any.
Lots of sailors find base here, for some reason.
-shrugs-
And if I undetstand the company, you are talking about.
Some pretty attractive sailors too.
-smirks-

-shakes off booze from shirt and rolls shoulders-
-looks back at guy-
You know why you're out here, right?
-grunts and swings for-
-punches sqaure in the jaw and sends flying into a near by boat-
You should learn to be more careful.

*pulls out full bottle of rum*
I think I'll savour this one.
*pours glass*
*puts bottle back and returns to seat*
Can't say I've noticed any of the good looking types yet, present company excluded.
They're all very... flamboyant.
Or greasy.
Never a happy medium.

Corey wrote:

-shakes off booze from shirt and rolls shoulders-
-looks back at guy-
You know why you're out here, right?
-grunts and swings for-
-punches sqaure in the jaw and sends flying into a near by boat-
You should learn to be more careful.

[[Okay, so I scrolled half way down and that did not look like his leg at first.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

*pulls out full bottle of rum*
I think I'll savour this one.
*pours glass*
*puts bottle back and returns to seat*
Can't say I've noticed any of the good looking types yet, present company excluded.
They're all very... flamboyant.
Or greasy.
Never a happy medium.

-shrugs-
You just need to know where to look.
-pours self another drink-
And you can't say I'm flamboyant nor greasy.
-smirks-
-hears slam against the ship-
-flinches and looks up-

But you also don't lean in my direction.
*laughs*
*hears noise*
That better not be fucking kids again.
*gets up from seat*
*walks out of study*

Matty wrote:

-Hits against boat, hard-
-Cries out-
HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!!
-Grabs jaw-
-Tries to regain self-
Fuck! You made me bleed dude!!!
Whoa! I never swear!! Only when I am really angry!! Whoa...
-Walks towards-
-Spreads out arms-
Can't this all be settled by a friendly hug?

-cocks eyebrow at-
What fucking kind of pills have you being taking?
-backs away from-
-pushes back up against the boat-
Now. Listen to me. Don't fuck with me ok?
-kicks in the groin-
-kicks to the ground-

True. But hey, you might get me drunk and have your wicked way with me.
I wouldn't put it past you.
-cocks eyebrow at hearing noise-
-puts drink down and follows Synyster out-
You might need some muscle. I better come with you.
-smirks and follows out of study and off the ship-