RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*looks over*
And you're pretty much naked again.
*smirks up at*
I like this dress code.
*clears throat*
I was wondering if you'd like to come and have a drink with me.
Why sit alone in my study when I have a perfectly good crew to sit and drink with?

S...Sorry about all this.
-Mutters while trying to find clothes-
-Bites lip-
But yeah, I'll come drinking with you.
Just... need to get dressed.
-Smiles and finds tight black shirt and pulls on-
-Looks at Synyster-

No need to apologize.
*smiles at*
Whatever you feel comfortable with.
I mean, I'm not exactly... dressed myself.
Anyway...
*walks back towards study*
Yes, that's a good way to rid yourself of your hard-on.
Watching him pretty much naked.
*looks back at*
Just keep him talking and you'll be fine.

No, I... don't like my body a lot.
-Mutters-
Well, showing it to people at stuff.
-Shrugs-
-Looks for trousers-
-Pulls on-
-Sighs and walks out of room-
Okay, I done.
-Smiles-

You're shy?
About *runs hands down M's arms* all of this?
Why?
*looks up and down*
I'd have thought you'd have wanted to show yourself off at all times.
*smiles up at*
Fuck knows I would if I looked like you.

-Shivers from touches-
Well I suppose... It's different for you...
-Shrugs-
I don't know...
-Smiles-
So erm...
-Bites lip-

Bingo.
Probably.
I'm an exhibitionist.
I don't care who sees what.
*pulls open study door*
*walks inside*
*pours two glasses of whiskey*
*hands one to Shadows*
*shuts door*
So, M, what's your deal?
I mean, you're... this.
And you act like you're soft and delicate.
Almost like a chick.
I mean, I know you're gay but aren't you pushing the stereotype a bit far?

-Sits down-
-Takes drink-
-Sips-
-Shrugs-
I don't know, I just...
I have always been like this ever since I can remember.
It's just who I am I guess.

Mm.
Bet you people a shock when you speak to them for the first time, eh?
*laughs*
So, is there a special guy back on the island?
Or is that why you've come away with us?
To get away from one.

-Shrugs and drinks-
Maybe.
Well, I don't know. I had... someone. But we broke up.
So yeah I guess.
-Shrugs-
-Drinks more-
What have I become? Drinking before lunchtime?
-Plays with own hair-
I want to be here to change I guess.

Sorry to hear that.
*smiles at*
Well, you'll change on here, alright.
Kids come on my ships as boys and leave with sore asses as men.
I'm sure I can do the same for someone like yourself.

-Drinks-
Well, good luck turning me into a man.
-Grins-
So many people have tried.
But I suppose if anyone was gonna, I think it would be someone like you who would succeed.
-Shrugs-
Thanks.

Well, I enjoy a challenge and you my friend are the biggest challenge I've had.
*takes drink from glass*
I heard you singing last night by the way.
I notice your voice is different then.
In a good way, of course.
Have you ever... tried talking normally?

-Looks at-
I am talking normally.
-Shrugs-
And when I talk...
-Puts on low, gruff voice-
Like this, I just sounds weird.
-Coughs and goes back to normal voice-
And yeah, I like to sing.
-Shrugs-

I... see.
Well, like I said, I enjoy a challenge.
I'll toughen you up.
*claps on back*
And you can keep that up.
The singing I mean.
Nice to have some music on the ship.
*laughs*
I haven't got a musical bone in my body.
[[BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE! DOWNRIGHT LIES!]]
Maybe you could remedy that.

((LOL! Hahaha ))

-Smiles-
Well, it keeps me entertained.
-Shrugs-
And I am sure you have got something musical in you.
Everyone does...
-Coughs-
And erm... yeah, good luck with the challenge of toughening me up.
Coz It sure is a hard feat.
-Laughs-

*rubs at palm of left hand*
*says sadly*
No, nothing musical in me.
*smirks*
*leans down, close to*
Maybe you'd like to put something musical in me.
*laughs*

[[Of course, I type all this during his big WTF solos.]]

-Laughs-
And what would that be?
-Grins-
Well, I would always be willing to share the talent I guess.
-Smiles-
And aww darling, I am sure there is something in you.
Then again, you needs musical talent when you can captain your own ship?
-Grins-

Mm, and you do have such a big talent.
*looks down to crotch*
It's not fair to keep it all to yourself.
And you're right.
I don't need my own music talent.
*gestures to room*
I have this, that's enough for me.

[[I CAN'T LIVE WITH THE LIES! *shoots self in head*]]

-Realises what Synyster is hinting at-

I... uhh... da...
-Shuts up-
-Watches Synyster-
-Blinks-

((Syn? You alive? ))

*laughs*
I love it when they blush.
*runs hand up thigh*
Interested, Shadows?
We can help each other.

[[Yup.
I'm a zombie now.]]

((AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!))

-Blinks again-
I... wha?!
-Looks up at-
I have never done anything like this before.
What do you want?

*stills movements*
You're a...
You've never...
Oh. My. God.
Ever?

[[
Muahahahaha.
I am the evil... HUMPING YELLOW BALL OF DOOM ZOMBIE!
]]

((YAY!!! ZOMG I wouldn't be surprised if there was a movie on Zone Horror about that. Hahaha.))

I... Have only had one boyfriend my whole life.
And he... didn't really want to that much... so...
-Shrugs-
I have done some stuff, but... yeah. Not... a lot...
I'm sorry.
-Bites lip and looks down-

[[Matt as a body-shy, overtly camp virgin?
Why does it work strangely well?]]

Wow.
*shakes head*
I mean... I never expected...
Sorry.
*takes hand away*
Maybe I shouldn't then.
I mean, you probably want to save it for someone special.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
YOU'RE TURNING DOWN DICKZILLA?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!