RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

No such thing.
Sure, we've got heating and nice ships and electricity.
But most of us are still like the old pirates at heart.
Full of superstitions.
*counts off on fingers*
Never put your left foot down first when stepping on board ship.
Flowers are unlucky.
Women aboard a ship makes the sea angry.
However, a naked woman aboard a ship calms the sea.
*grins*
But so few are willing to stay naked so... I tend to keep them away.

-scoffs-
Pirates traditions.
So, if you did all these things would it unable you to steal from the poor?
If so, I'll bring Trenna aboard and tie her in a sack.
-laughs and makes way over to seat-
You seem to have so much respect for women.
-rolls eyes-
-takes sit opposite on desk-
Be sure to remind me to not let you sleep with anymore of these demon creatures on our journey.
-gives a toothy smirk and takes sip from glass-

Oh no need.
I make my own fun when I'm on a voyage.
*looks over*
If you get my drift, Mr. Shaddix.
*rests feet up on desk*
*leans back in chair*
And I do respect women.
I leave them a respectable amount of money when I leave.

-rolls eyes-
I know what you mean.
Not that I find that at all satisfying.
Unless it's my wife's hand.
-shakes head-
Whores?
-thinks-
-points at Synyster-
Oh, so you are that man that they all talk about.
I should have know, the way they describe you.
-tuts-
So, you swoop in, give them promises of the world, of love and happiness and families, bed them, and then leave them some money and a cold bed to wake up to?
-sips drink-
Yeah. You're a real saint, ain't ya?
-finishes glass-

*holds arms out*
That's me.
*chuckles*
Always wanted to be famous.
Besides, they can't complain.
I show them a better time than most of the lowlifes you get around here.
And I give them a nice view while they're at it.
*waves hand*
Besides they're whores, it's not like they've not heard it all before.
They should know better.

A famous rouge?
Mmm... I always wanted to be a hero, but hey, everyone does.
-pauses-
-looks at-
Not all of them are whores because they want to be, you know?
-gets up and gets bottle of whiskey-
You know, for someone who's alone and can only get it with whores.
-brings bottle over-
You are extremely cocky.
-laughs and takes seat again-

Can only get it with whores?
Clearly you don't know me at all.
I've been with all kinds.
Even one or two noblewomen in my time.
And noblemen.
*takes long swig*
I just prefer the whores.
You don't have to work as hard.
And you generally get to keep your head.

((Ok, Emma has gone now so I shall RP
I am happy now, I was gonna go to the Butser Fest on Saturday coz Emma wanted to go, but as she knows I wanted to go to Brighton instead and even though I promised her I'll go to that fest, she knows I'd rather go to Brighton, so we are going on Saturday.
So YAY. Seeing Alex on Saturday! *Dances*

So, I needta sort out meh siggie.
I want Matt baseball pic for Siggie, coz its nice. And hot. And... I will die looking at it. LOL.
Erm, how can I put him into this?))

-laughs-
Whatever Syn.
-pours self another drink-
In my opinion.
A man that can't be satsifyed by only one woman.
Should not have any women.
My father taught me that.
-mutters-
And I'm paying for it every day of my life.
-takes long swig of drink-

Romantic.
The way I see it, if they're willing and I'm willing, then it would be a crime not to.
I'm just enjoying God's bounty, the way I was supposed to.
*laughs*
Nothing wrong with that.

-shrugs-
I guess.
-leans on table-
It's just the way I live I guess...
-laughs-
There must be something about you that makes me share my personal life with you.
-shakes head and takes another swig of drink-

((Mum wants to know if tomorrow is still on Jo?))

((Can I post all of camp Matt's posts in Pink? LOL. PLEAAASE? LOL.))

Jacoby wrote:

-shrugs-
I guess.
-leans on table-
It's just the way I live I guess...
-laughs-
There must be something about you that makes me share my personal life with you.
-shakes head and takes another swig of drink-

((Mum wants to know if tomorrow is still on Jo?))

((Test drive?
Yes it is :)
I think))

Matty wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

-shrugs-
I guess.
-leans on table-
It's just the way I live I guess...
-laughs-
There must be something about you that makes me share my personal life with you.
-shakes head and takes another swig of drink-

((Mum wants to know if tomorrow is still on Jo?))

((Test drive?
Yes it is :)
I think))

((Yeah. You think? Well, I need to know cos I have to wake up hella early to get ready to get to your house for 8:30. So... yeah.
And you can post in pink if you like, will you remember to with every post? LOL. Cos I never do.))

Jacoby wrote:

Matty wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

-shrugs-
I guess.
-leans on table-
It's just the way I live I guess...
-laughs-
There must be something about you that makes me share my personal life with you.
-shakes head and takes another swig of drink-

((Mum wants to know if tomorrow is still on Jo?))

((Test drive?
Yes it is :)
I think))

((Yeah. You think? Well, I need to know cos I have to wake up hella early to get ready to get to your house for 8:30. So... yeah.
And you can post in pink if you like, will you remember to with every post? LOL. Cos I never do.))

((I did with Christina.
And we can do it, if one does not mind one getting up hella early to get to other ones house.))

((Seriously, the image of Matt saying his name in a camp voice is hilarious.

"I am Emm Shadows..."
*Pouts*

LOL.
Sorry.
This is gonna be funny...))

Jacoby wrote:

-shrugs-
I guess.
-leans on table-
It's just the way I live I guess...
-laughs-
There must be something about you that makes me share my personal life with you.
-shakes head and takes another swig of drink-

((Mum wants to know if tomorrow is still on Jo?))

I tend to have that effect on people.
*gestures to whiskey*
So does that.
*tips own bottle over open mouth*
*looks into when nothing emerges*
Hmph.
*puts empty bottle down on desk*
You know, Mr. Shaddix, for one so young, you sound very weary of the world.
I mean, yes, your wife was killed by pirates but surely she wasn't all you had to live for.

((Yes. It is on then. You got money for a Hampshire day ticket?

Muhaha! I actually did the "Emmmm Shadows" LOL. It's hi-lar-ious!!!
I don't know what you are gonna do about having Matt's character enter. You wanna think of a background for him first, like me and Syn did at the beginning? See where it goes from there.))


-swirls whiskey in glass-
-sighs a laughs-
You have no idea.
-takes a drink-
I ran away from my whole family be with her. They didn't approve because...
-sighs-
She was a 'lady of the night.'
-shrugs-
She was my whole world. We were short of money, so she sold herself to sleaze bags so we could eat. She was a saint.
-takes drink and stares holes in the top of the desk-

((Eating crisps with a brace.
Not a good idea. Owww.
And it's all stuck in my brace. Ewwwwwww!))

((I think my mum is considering the blonde! I just have to save the money. Muhaha! She can't object then.
-thinks of ways to make money-
Oh and my Dad said that as I am turning into the ebay queen, it might be an idea to get my own ebay account and start selling things on there. Muhaha! I'ma have a clear out of clothes and toys soon then. ))

Jacoby wrote:

((Yes. It is on then. You got money for a Hampshire day ticket?

Muhaha! I actually did the "Emmmm Shadows" LOL. It's hi-lar-ious!!!
I don't know what you are gonna do about having Matt's character enter. You wanna think of a background for him first, like me and Syn did at the beginning? See where it goes from there.))


-swirls whiskey in glass-
-sighs a laughs-
You have no idea.
-takes a drink-
I ran away from my whole family be with her. They didn't approve because...
-sighs-
She was a 'lady of the night.'
-shrugs-
She was my whole world. We were short of money, so she sold herself to sleaze bags so we could eat. She was a saint.
-takes drink and stares holes in the top of the desk-

((Um, how aboot a boyfriend breaking up with him coz he was sick of Matt being too much of a pussy so Matt wants to try and toughen up and he comes aboard this shippness to try and get more HRGH which... doesn't end up that way.
*Shrugs*))

Matty wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

((Yes. It is on then. You got money for a Hampshire day ticket?

Muhaha! I actually did the "Emmmm Shadows" LOL. It's hi-lar-ious!!!
I don't know what you are gonna do about having Matt's character enter. You wanna think of a background for him first, like me and Syn did at the beginning? See where it goes from there.))


-swirls whiskey in glass-
-sighs a laughs-
You have no idea.
-takes a drink-
I ran away from my whole family be with her. They didn't approve because...
-sighs-
She was a 'lady of the night.'
-shrugs-
She was my whole world. We were short of money, so she sold herself to sleaze bags so we could eat. She was a saint.
-takes drink and stares holes in the top of the desk-

((Um, how aboot a boyfriend breaking up with him coz he was sick of Matt being too much of a pussy so Matt wants to try and toughen up and he comes aboard this shippness to try and get more HRGH which... doesn't end up that way.
*Shrugs*))

((Muaahahahhahaahah!!! At your siggie.
... Mmm. That could work. I mean, we don't really want all of them to have sob stories. And Matt could think that it's a sob story but Syn and Jacoby could be like "....O...K." LOL. That sounds good. You wanna write it up and make it awesome? ^_^))

Jacoby wrote:

((Yes. It is on then. You got money for a Hampshire day ticket?

Muhaha! I actually did the "Emmmm Shadows" LOL. It's hi-lar-ious!!!
I don't know what you are gonna do about having Matt's character enter. You wanna think of a background for him first, like me and Syn did at the beginning? See where it goes from there.))


-swirls whiskey in glass-
-sighs a laughs-
You have no idea.
-takes a drink-
I ran away from my whole family be with her. They didn't approve because...
-sighs-
She was a 'lady of the night.'
-shrugs-
She was my whole world. We were short of money, so she sold herself to sleaze bags so we could eat. She was a saint.
-takes drink and stares holes in the top of the desk-

Sorry to hear that.
Probably had a few dealings with her myself.
But he doesn't need to know that.
So, these pirates that killed her.
Any idea who they were?
I like to know who I'm tracking down.

[[Owwww, carpal tunnel!!!]]

((LOL!!! Hahaha will do!
Erm...
Once I have gone to the bathroooooooooooooooooooooooooom.
And then I shall have him somewhere...
*Nods*))

Jacoby wrote:

Matty wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

((Yes. It is on then. You got money for a Hampshire day ticket?

Muhaha! I actually did the "Emmmm Shadows" LOL. It's hi-lar-ious!!!
I don't know what you are gonna do about having Matt's character enter. You wanna think of a background for him first, like me and Syn did at the beginning? See where it goes from there.))


-swirls whiskey in glass-
-sighs a laughs-
You have no idea.
-takes a drink-
I ran away from my whole family be with her. They didn't approve because...
-sighs-
She was a 'lady of the night.'
-shrugs-
She was my whole world. We were short of money, so she sold herself to sleaze bags so we could eat. She was a saint.
-takes drink and stares holes in the top of the desk-

((Um, how aboot a boyfriend breaking up with him coz he was sick of Matt being too much of a pussy so Matt wants to try and toughen up and he comes aboard this shippness to try and get more HRGH which... doesn't end up that way.
*Shrugs*))

((Muaahahahhahaahah!!! At your siggie.
... Mmm. That could work. I mean, we don't really want all of them to have sob stories. And Matt could think that it's a sob story but Syn and Jacoby could be like "....O...K." LOL. That sounds good. You wanna write it up and make it awesome? ^_^))

[[Agreed.
And it kinda works coz Syn's been shot and suchlike and Jacoby's wife's possibly dead, then we've got Matt who was accused of being a pansy. It's very gay and overdramatic.
And also love the siggy.
Maybe Matt's caught in a fight by the ship and is thrown against the side causing a bang which Jacoby and Syn here - which could explain how they meet him.
We could still incorporate the other idea in that as well, Matt being all quiet and brooding coz he got the shit kicked out of him, then obviously the aforementioned idea where they discover his campness.]]