RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

That sounds so amazing.
Matthew Haner.
It's perfect.
You're perfect.
*rests head on shoulder*
You know, the kids at school are going to get really confused.
And the new kids...
Heh, well let's just hope they don't catch us alone together.
We might get accused of incest.
*laughs*

-widens eyes-
-spits drink all over the table-
-coughs-
What?!
You're pregnant?
But... Are you joking with me?
-slams glass down on the table-
Cos if you are, it's not very funny.

-Laughs-
Even more reason for us to do it.
-Grins-
And it does sound amazing. It really does...
-Looks up at-
-Talks into Brian's ear as Brian is on shoulder-
It's like, I am not in the Sanders family which I hated anymore.
I am part of yours. Part of my own.
Thankyou so much for that Brian.
-Smiles-
I love you so much.
-Sways and kisses hair-

Zacky.
I promise you.
I am not lying. Or joking, or pretending.
-Smiles weakly-
I have your baby growing inside of me right now.
-Looks at-

-blinks a few times-
Are you...
-squeals loudly-
MY FIANCE IS PREGNANT!
-hugs Mick close-
-breaks away from-
OH My God. We are going to have a baby.
-jumps around in seat-
-feels tears in eyes-
Oh God. I'm crying.
-clings to Mick again-
FUCK!!! I Love you.
-smuthers Mick with kisses-

-Clings to-
Hey not to rough! The baby!
-Laughs and pulls away from-
This is a fucking miracle, you know that?
-Grins-
Thank you so much for this Zacky.
-Touches own stomach-

*tightens grip*
You always were part of my family as far as my parents were concerned.
I mean, how many times did my dad bail your ass out at school for fighting?
*laughs*
But I know what you mean.
Fuck the Sanders.
*giggles*
We don't need them anymore.
We've got each other.

*lifts head*
Wait, did he just say...
Zacky, what's going on?

-Grins and clings to-
We do.
-Smiles-
Thank you Brian.
-Laughs-
I keep thanking you. I'm sorry.
But I feel so happy... and it's all because of you.
-Kisses hair again-
-Moves one hand from Brian's waist to find his left hand-
-Strokes ring finger and touches ring-
And now we have this.
I...
I'm so...
-Stops and finished, swaying with Brian instead to music-

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-holds onto arm gently-
-looks down at Mick's stomach-
Oh Boy. This is a miracle.
-pauses-
-rambles-
I just... I love you so much right now.
-hugs again-
-pulls away from-
I've got to tell everyone
-stands up on seat-
-claps hands-
Attention everyone!
I would just like to inform you that my beautiful and glowing fiance Mick Morris over here.
-points to Mick-
Is pregnant with my child.
-beams happily-

-Lets go of Brian-
-Looks to Zack and Mick-
I have no idea.
-Looks at them-
What's happening?
-Hears what Zacky announces-
OHMYGOD!!
I didnt think it was possible!
-Walks towards Zacky-
Zack you lucky fuck!!
-Grins-
I'm so happy for you!

I know.
And thank you for giving me a chance.
I mean, I'd fucked you around so much before we got together...
I don't deserve you.
*sniffles*

-Watches Zacky-
-Holds stomach-
-Nods-
It's true.
I'm... pregnant.
With his baby!!
-Laughs-

Matty wrote:

-Lets go of Brian-
-Looks to Zack and Mick-
I have no idea.
-Looks at them-
What's happening?
-Hears what Zacky announces-
OHMYGOD!!
I didnt think it was possible!
-Walks towards Zacky-
Zack you lucky fuck!!
-Grins-
I'm so happy for you!

-squeals like a girl and jumps from chair-
-jumps into Matt's arms-
-clings onto Matt-
I HAVE SUPER SPERM!!!
YERR!!!
-punches fist in the air-

*face lights up*
You're pregnant?!
Mick, Zacky... I... that's... fucking great!
Congratulations!!!

-Laughs-
-Holds onto Zacky-
You must do!!
-Grins-
I think it's the fact that you two do it so much.
-Nods-
That must have changed something, I don't know.
-Laughs and hugs-
-Looks at Brian-
And I am the one who fucked you around after we got together.
-Smiles sadly-
I am the one who doesn't deserve you.

-Laughs-
I know right?
-Grins-
I'm so fucking happy!!
-Claps-
Even though I do feel really sick.
But still!
-Claps again-
-Bites lip and looks at Brian-
Erm Brian, what is pregnancy and child birth like?
It's not that bad, is it?
-Looks hopefull-
-Is pulled into group hug-

Meh, we don't deserve each other.
But we're stuck now.
*taps ring*
*laughs*
Aw man, this is the best day ever!!!
You guys and... us and...
Awww!!!
*pulls everyone into group hug*

-jumps from Matt's arms-
-runs over to Mick and drapes arms around-
Iloveyou.
-kisses forehead-
Iloveyou.
-kisses cheeks-
Iloveyou.
-kisses lips longer-
I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
-hugs tightly-

Micky wrote:

-Laughs-
I know right?
-Grins-
I'm so fucking happy!!
-Claps-
Even though I do feel really sick.
But still!
-Claps again-
-Bites lip and looks at Brian-
Erm Brian, what is pregnancy and child birth like?
It's not that bad, is it?
-Looks hopefull-
-Is pulled into group hug-

Oh Mick.
*smiles mischievously*
It's a wonderful, magickal time!
*laughs*

It really is.
-Laughs and gets into group hug and hugs three best friends-

I am so happy.
This really is the best day of my life.
-Smiles-

[[In my head I can just hear James Earl Jones going "And they all lived happily ever after..."]]

-gets into the middle of the group hug-
Man. It's like dream come true.
You got married.
My future husband got pregnant.
And now I am getting glomped by three hot penguins!
WHAT A DAY?!
-laughs-

-Glares at Brian-
You're being sarcastic, aren't you?
Meanie.
-Hugs onto Zacky and kisses back-
I love you too Zacky.
And I will love our baby too.
-Looks at Zacky-
And you will love it, as if it if your own.
-Giggles-
Coz, you know.
-Tries to put on serious voice-
You aren't the father.
-Cracks up-
Okay, I couldn't do that.
Haha.

Mm, but now Matt, I believe we have some celebrating of our own to do.

*takes hand*
There's a plane toilet with our names on the door.
I think we should go pay it a visit, don't you?
*smirks*
I'm happy for you guys.
And hey, at least you get two weeks of practice with Ava, right?