RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-drives to the reception car park outside-
-parks the car in a space-
-turns off engine-
Right. You ready to party?

Yeah!!

-turns to Mick next to-
Are you?
-smiles and opens the car door-
Come on Ava. You can dance with me if you want.
-gets out of car and opens door for Ava-

Ok Zacky.
But, you want to dance with Mick.
-slides out the car-

-takes Ava's hand-
I can dance with both of you.
I'm greedy like that.

-giggles-
I know.
-pokes Zacky's belly-

-laughs-
Oi you.
I'm not fat.
But I am looking forward to seeing this cake.
-laughs-

[[I feel weird.
I haven't listened to any A7X all day.
Not even Critical Acclaim.
I've also discovered I can control my cat's mind with Metallica.

Anyway, skipping a few hours?]]

((SKIPPAGE!))

Brian wrote:

[[I feel weird.
I haven't listened to any A7X all day.
Not even Critical Acclaim.
I've also discovered I can control my cat's mind with Metallica.

Anyway, skipping a few hours?]]

((Yeah. I think Jo has gone somewhere. She said BRB on msn.
You wanna skip it?

Haha. I can control my cats mind with The Used.
Well, make him run away crying because Bert's voice hurts his ears. LOL.))

((My cat's are scared of A7X.
Boring. LOL))

[[My cat just stares at the computer when I play Nothing Else Matters.
Then actually obeys my every command during Fade To Black.
It's creepy.

Yes, skippingageness.]]

Two Hours Later

*stares down at food on plate*
What the fuck is this?
I thought we ordered some big... desserty thing.
This is... I could eat that in one bite!
*looks to Matt*
Have you eaten mine while I wasn't looking?

-Smiles michieviously-
Noooo!!!
Never!

Like I would do that.
-Grins-
Where's Zack and Mick?
-Looks around-
-Shrugs-
-Goes back to food-

-pokes dessert-
Dude. It's not like my desserts.
My desserts are big and they ROCK!
-laughs-
I think I'm slightly drunk here.
Anyways, speech? Now, later? NEVER?!
-laughs-
Mick. What did you put in this?
-checks glass and goes cross eyed-

-Laughs-
Nothing babe.
-Grins and drinks own orange juice-
-Has been quiet during whole reception-
-Watches Zacky-
Fuck, I don't want him to be drunk when I tell him!

*bashes Matt's arm*
You did!
You're evil!
I know we're married now and we share everything but seriously, my dessert?
You suck.
*pouts*
Yeah, Zacky, speeeeeech.
Maybe I can steal the remainders of Matt's food while he's concentrating on you.
*scowls at Matt*

Brian wrote:

*bashes Matt's arm*
You did!
You're evil!
I know we're married now and we share everything but seriously, my dessert?
You suck.
*pouts*
Yeah, Zacky, speeeeeech.
Maybe I can steal the remainders of Matt's food while he's concentrating on you.
*scowls at Matt*

-Eats own dessert quickly-
-Has whipped cream all over mouth-
-Swallows-

Now you can't eat it!
-Cream goes everywhere while talking-
-Still has cream over mouth-
-Looks at Brian-
Wanna lick this off?

Oh no, your cutesy creamy face won't work on me.
*tries to stay stony faced*
Damn you.
*kisses Matt's cream covered mouth*
Mmm, you taste even better with cream.
*licks the remainders from face with massive laps*
*giggles*
Well you asked me to.

-leans over and kisses Mick's cheek sloppily-
Ohhh speech, whos?
-looks around-
Oh, mine right.
-stands up-
Erm... Well. What can I say?
I have known Matt and Brian for... let's say all my teenage years and beyond.
And I always thought that there was something there that no one can break, even when I had that crush on Brian in high school.
And when we went out for a little while, but shhhh don't tell anyone...
-nods-
But. That's all in the past now. And Brian and Matt are going to have a bright and amazing future together, with Ava.
-looks around and points to Ava-
Ma Haha! Ava.
-thumbs up to Ava-
-turns back around to crowd-
And, Gizmo. The cat, with an attitude problem. And me and Mick, there forever childless and oversexed friends from down the street in the new apartment blocks.
One big happy family.
-raises glass-
So, raise your glasses to the happy couple.
To Brian and Matt.
May you be happy always.
-bows-

-Grins-
-Raises glass-
-Hears Zacky say "childless"-
Not exactly
-Nods-
To the happy couple!
-Grins-
Okay that is it...
-Looks at Zacky-
I gotta tell him now.
ZACK!!!

Brian wrote:

Oh no, your cutesy creamy face won't work on me.
*tries to stay stony faced*
Damn you.
*kisses Matt's cream covered mouth*
Mmm, you taste even better with cream.
*licks the remainders from face with massive laps*
*giggles*
Well you asked me to.

-Laughs-
Felt nice.
-Grins and kisses-
-Looks up and listens to Zacky's speech-
-Grins-
-Raises glass-
-Realises isn't supposed to-
-Puts glass down-
-Laughs-
Thankyou for that wonderful speech Zacky.
-Laughs again-

*applauds Zacky*
Thanks for not telling any embarrassing stories dude.
And you've seen them all.
*laughs*
Guess this means I can't do that at your wedding now.

-takes a seat-
Thank you Matt-eh.
I thought of it myself.
-looks at Brian-
Hey. I have a million embarrassing stories.
-laughs-
Anyone wanna hear one?
-looks at Mick-
You hulled my love.
-laughs-
What's up?
-takes swig of champagne-

-Looks at Zacky-
Zack, you're drunk.
-Smiles sadly and drinks own orange juice-
And... erm...
Fuck this is so hard...
-Puts drink down-

-Looks around-
So, we've eaten, we've drunk, we've had the toast...
What's next?
-Listens to song played on loudspeaker-
-Blinks-
Brian... it's our song!!

Did you...?
-Blinks and hugs-
Oh Brian!!
-Smiles-
Erm... do you want to be the gayboys we are and... dance?

Micky wrote:

-Looks at Zacky-
Zack, you're drunk.
-Smiles sadly and drinks own orange juice-
And... erm...
Fuck this is so hard...
-Puts drink down-

Pfft! I am not.
-waves hand slightly-
Babes. Why are you drinking orange juice?
-leans back-
-grabs glass of champagne from table-
Ah-HA!
-hands to Mick-
Here. Get this down you.

-Shakes head and holds hands up-
No, no I'm okay.
-Tries to put glass down-
I don't wanna drink any. Thanks.

*grins*
I might have had something to do with this.
*laughs*
I'd be honoured to dance with you.
*stands up*
*takes hand*
*pulls up from seat*
*leads to dancefloor*
*drapes arms across shoulders*
I'm soooooo drunk right now.
*laughs*
But I'm also the happiest I've ever been.
*kisses lips*
Thank you for that.

Micky wrote:

-Shakes head and holds hands up-
No, no I'm okay.
-Tries to put glass down-
I don't wanna drink any. Thanks.

Oh come on.
Live a little.
-shakes in front of face-
You know you want to...
Oh come on Mick.
You know you won't do the chicken dance when sober!
-takes swig of our drink-
-says with mouth full-
Mmmm...

-Grins-
-Sways with-
-Smiles at-
Your welcome.
-Wraps arms around waist-
-Kisses back and dances along-
I am so happy too...
Thanks for letting me be Mr Matthew Haner.
-Laughs and sways-
-Smiles-

-Sees alcohol in front of face being splashed around-
-Feels bit of liquid touch own lips-
-Scowls and knocks drink away-
-Almost yells-
Look Zacky, I'm fucking pregnant!!
-Calms down and lowers voice-
-Looks at Zacky-
I know we can't have kids but...
-Shrugs-
I don't know, I have been feeling weird, and then I took a test and...
-Smiles at-
I'm pregnant baby.