RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

((I'ma back. But I might be quiet as I am helping my mum make muffins. And, I would suggest a trim at the back and let your fringe grow out. That's what I tell my hair dresser, but you do have to stress that YOU DON'T WANT THE FRINGE CUT! haha.))

I'ma only a guessing that there is a male nurse here.
I. Don't. Want. Women. Touching. Me.
-scowls at no one in particular-
So...
-turns back to Brian-
Where's the macho man?
-grins-

Hey. Mr Baker.
-comes inside-
Hi. I'm Natalie. I've come to tend to your cuts.
-smiles-
-smoothes down candy strip uniform-


-blinks a couple of times-
-stares at blonde girl that's barely 16-
I want a male nurse.

Matt gets to sleep.
He insists he's looking after Ava but he's obviously just sleeping.
Bastard.
*looks to nurse*
Um, would it be possible to get a male nurse?
My friend's a little uncomfortable around women.
Bad experience in childhood.
*flashes grin*
Please?

[[Yeah, that could work.
I might go to Toni and Guy, the woman who works there actually listens to me.
I'll probably keep it quite short until after the Black Crusade/Taste Of Chaos then grow it out over Xmas.
Just so I don't fry in my moshpits this year.]]

-looks a little hurt-
Oh.. Ok. I'll see what I can do.
-slicks away-

-feels guilty-
Why do all women have the power to make you feel guilty.
-growls-
-looks back to Brian-
It's nice to know that Matt cares about me then.
-rolls eyes-

((OK. LOL. And I love love LOVE your new siggie picture. HAHA.))

*watches nurse leave*
It's because they're evil.
*turns back to Zacky*
I mean, they're the reason we've been forced to wear clothes you know.
If Eve hadn't eaten that fucking apple, we could all wander round naked.
Like Matt.
Who nope, obviously doesn't care.
He doesn't deserve any praise.
*laughs*


[[Heehee, thanks!
I've been looking for a new one for ages but it's nearly impossible to find really good pics of Syn alone.
So I ransacked my mates MySpace and found this lovely "OMGCOCK!" pic.]]

That's true.
Imagine if it had been Adam and Steve.
What a fucking amazing world that would be.
-shifts in bed-
You would have the constant feeling of orgasmic bliss 24/7.
-smiles and closes eyes imagining-

Excuse me Mr Baker.
You requested a male nurse.

-furrows eye brow-
-says wearily-
Yesssssssss?
-opens eyes slowly and looks at-


((HAHA.
I have noticed, he is always the one pulling the funny faces. And I don't know why, but you wouldn't expect him to.
And I want his jacket. -nods-
But, I do love my picture. -huggles Blonde Zackeh-))

*smiles*
Aw man, that would be the best world ever.
No women... hang on, no, then I wouldn't have my daughter.
Maybe a couple of women... but only the nice ones.
*looks to nurse*
Mmm, very sexy.

[[Syn is the daft facial expression master.
I mean, he looks so damn cool and shit up onstage.
And he turns out to be a bigger dork than me!
And I'm a pretty big dork.
I quite like blonde Zacky... although I've noticed it seems to be an unwritten rule with bands.
New album, new style, one member goes blonde.
MCR, The Used, A7X...
Where's the peroxide, Ville Valo's breaking the chain!]]

-smiles-
I'm Nurse Barker.
You can call me Chris.
-walks towards-

-looks at coming towards-
-smiles slightly and looks over at Brian-
So. What are you going to do to me then?
Please don't hurt me...
-sniggers slightly-

-laughs-
Don't worry Mr Baker...

Please. Call me Zacky.
-winks-

Zacky... I think the drugs are well and truly working now.
-laughs-
Right. I'm going to take a look at the cuts and bruises on your back, ok?

Anything for you.
-smiles goofily and sits forward-

-laughs and rolls eyes at Brian-
I always get this. Remarks from the men when they are doped up to the eyeballs.
-unlaces Zacky's gown and gently feels cuts on bruises on back-
How does that feel?

Good. Do it again...
-closes eyes and groans-


((That is very true.
-nods-
I just think that Gena attacked him with her hair products one night in his sleep. LOL. Even though I like it.
And Aiden, one of them hasn't gone blonde, and I don't think it is the....
OMG NOOOOOOO! If that is the chain, then, I'm going to be going off A7X soon. NO! That can't happen! Take it back!))

Must make getting laid a hell of a lot easier.
*laughs*
Sorry, that was inappropriate.
*looks to floor*
Zacky, stop being a cumwhore and let the nurse help you.

[[AGH!
*takes everything back*
And anyway, can't work that way.
Coz MCR and The Used had their front men going blonde.
Maybe a guitarist going blonde just means you'll love them even more?]]

-laughs-
Aww. It's alright. It's nice to get some guys that are more my type in here.
Who would have thought a hospital would have such a small selection of people.
-laughs-

Shut it Brian.
You would be doing exactly the same as me.
-smiles and lets head fall forward-
You have such featherlite touches.

-laughs-
Why thank you.
You won't be saying that in a minute.
-gets iodine and sprays on open cut-

OUCH!


((PHEW!!!
-waves arms around-
I hope so. For my sanity's sake. LOL.))

I wouldn't be doing anything of the sort.
I'm very coherent when I'm drugged up, thank you!
*laughs at Zacky's pain*
Sorry, sorry, that's not funny.
*closes mouth*
*snorts*

Stop laughing you.
-groans-
Oh the pain.
I thought that only women could hurt you like this.
-rests head in between legs-

-finishes cleaning up cuts-
-strokes back-
You did very well.
-smiles-
At least you didn't burst into tears like some of the guys I have had in the past week.
-finishes bangaging up cuts-
-pulls gown right off-

Hold on. What are you doing now?
-looks up and over at Brian-

Checking your chest and your ribs.
-pulls off gown-
Don't worry. I am not going to hurt you anymore.
-smiles and pushes down gently against the pillows-
-pulls off gown and checks chest-

*eyes scan body*
Whoa, Zacky, you got hotter since we dated...
*shakes head*
*forces eyes to go to face*
The guy knows what he's doing.
*eyes wander*
He wouldn't do anything with a witness.

Are you telling yourself that Brian?
-smirks-
I know that you still want a piece of this.
Maybe if Mick didn't hate me, we could have a foursome.

-smiles and sorts out cuts-
-laughs-
Sorry. But I'm spoken for, and straight.
-nods-
-looks over Zacky's ribs-
-looks up at-
Can you take a deep breath for me?
-places hand on ribs-

-nods and breathes deeply-
-feels pain in ribs-

That hurt?

-nods-
Hu Huh...
-bites lip-

Ok. You can relax now.
You have a few broken ribs from the accident. But you will be right as rain with a little rest.
-smiles at-

How could he hate you with the offer of a foursome?
*smirks*
*moves eyes back to face*
I'm a bad person.
Ooh broken ribs.
Shame they don't have remove them... I've heard rumours of things you can do with less ribs.

-looks at Brian-
What the hell documentaries have you been watching while I have being away?
-cocks eyebrow and widens eyes at-
-looks back at Chris-
So... when will I get to go home?

Aww. Wanna leave me so soon?
-laughs-
Erm... Probably later tonight. Depends if the doctors want to keep you in.
-puts gown back on for-
Apart from the broken ribs and wrist you will be fine.
-smiles-
You can get this one to wait on you hand and foot.
-smiles at-

Have you not heard the tales of why Marylin Manson did it?
Heh, I'm surprised he leaves the house!
*sighs*
I have to look after him?
Guess that's going to be payback for him doing the same when I was pregnant.
*huffs*
It's only fun when you're the one being waited on.

-smiles smuggly-
Well. I would ask Matt to wait on me. But... it's Matt.
-laughs-
-watches Chris clean up supplies-
Thank you again for coming.
If they had brough in a woman, the hospital death toll would rise veeeeery quickly.

-laughs-
Not a fan of woman I see.
-puts old bangages in the bin-
Don't worry. I'll make a note on the board that you only want to see male nurses and doctors.
See you later.
-smiles and walks out the door-

Thank you!
-rests back-

He's not straight.
His girlfriend will find that out when he's screaming my name with her tonight.
*laughs*
Anyway, aside from the disaster with the skirt, what else did you two get up to on your fuckathon?

[[Can't resist cocky bastard Syn.]]

You are so full of it. Old man.
-grins evilly-
Well.
-counts off on fingers-
We got shot out by a crazy farmer because we were fucking on his land, on the car.
Met a crazy whore with pink hair that apparently got raped and Mick wanted to look after. That caused a fight.
We went to a porno star party. When I got loaded and met... said girl.
We had a loooooooooooooooooot of sex.
I nearly got raped in a diner bathroom by a truck driver.
Oh and Mick had his shoes stolen while asleep in our car.
-turns to-
Sound excting to you?

Brian wrote:

[[Can't resist cocky bastard Syn.]]

((YAY! He hath returnth!!!!! -glomps-))

I violated Matt with a novelty dildo.
*smiles at memory*
You win for excitement.
You also win for drama, Jesus.
Could you be much more gay?

-shakes head-
Seriously. Someone should have followed us around with a camera. We could have made a soap opera that would have made millions!
-laughs-
-pauses-
-groans-
I wanna see my Micky.
-pouts-
But he probably don't wanna see me.
-groans-

I'm trying to think of a snappy title.
It's only... *looks to clock on wall*... meh o clock.
My brains not functioning.
*looks to wall seperating rooms*
I'm sure he'd like to see you, to know you're okay.
*smiles at*
I mean, how can he stay mad at that face?

He's not mad at me.
He's sad and mad at himself.
-sighs-
And I would rather have him hate me than himself.
-pauses-
Seriously. I just wish I could turn the clock back you know.
Not go to that party and just spend the night alone together naked in bed, spending all Matt's money by raiding the minibar.
-shrugs-
I just wanna get out of here.
The minutes feel like hours when he's away from me.

This is just going to be one of those things you two have to work through.
And when you do, your relationship will be that much stronger for it.
*squeezes hand*
I know it will.
You'll be out soon enough and I'm sure he will be too.
Then you can get your asses back home and eat the damn cake Ava and I spent all day yesterday making for you both.
Off each other.
*glares at*
Understand?