RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

((-flies in-
Hello!
-waves-))

[[*waves back*
HIYAAAAA!]]

((Just come back from the car boot sale.
I brought a leather jacket. FOR £1!! And it's like a proper biker one too.
I am pleased with myself
So, how are yooooooooooooooooooou today?))

[[Oh nice one!!!
I'm not too bad, still a little tired but that's to be expected really, haha.]]

Brian wrote:

[[Oh nice one!!!
I'm not too bad, still a little tired but that's to be expected really, haha.]]

((Yeah. At least you can veg out in your own house now though.
So, you wanna start RPee'ing? Zacky's a little... unconsious right now. LOL.))

[[Yup.
And I can eat more than salad and bread.
I just had a massive fried egg sandwich to celebrate my return, haha.
Apologies if I'm a little rusty, I've not done this for a while, haha.
In fact that's why I watched All Excess last night, to get back into character.
*clears throat*
*does yoga moves*
Okay...]]

An Hour Later...
*yawns*
*watches over unconscious Zacky*
It is far too early for this... stupid Matt and his scissors, paper, stone games.
Wake up you bastard... if I can't sleep neither can you!

((HAHA. Aww, Cranky Brian. How I have missed you. LOL.))

-eyes flutter open-
-feels pain in head, arm and ribs-
Ouch...
-groans and tries not to move-
-says groogily-
Where am I?
-squites from bright lights-

That would be the hospital.
You and Mick got into an accident.
At 3 in the morning.
Couldn't you have at least waited until the sun had come up?
*shakes head*
So inconsiderate.

Brian?
-looks at-
What are you doing in Oregon?
-tries to think-
We were in a crash?
Is Mick ok?
-thinks back to what Mick said before the crash-
-widens eyes and bites lip-
Oh No... Where is he now?

You're not in Oregon, Zee.
They brought you back to Cali.
Mick's fine, he's in the next room along.
He's sleeping at the moment.

-sighs-
Thank God.
-pauses-
I've screwed up big time Brian.
Seriously...
-closes eyes and shakes head-
I think I've lost him for good.

Zee, anyone could have got into a car accident.
Doesn't mean you've screwed anything up.
*smiles*
I'm sure Mick doesn't blame you.

-shakes head-
No. You don't understand.
-says in a shaky voice-
It's not the car crash...
It was what he said before the crash.
-sighs-
He said...
-sniffs-
He doesn't think anything can be the same between us anymore.
And it's all my own stupid fault.
-sobs quietly-

Heyyy...
*rubs hand*
I'm sure things are going to be okay, yeah?
I mean, what could you have done that's really that bad?

-blinks-
-sighs-
I slept with someone else... a woman... when I was drunk.
-closes eyes-
She was a porno star.
-shakes head-

((I can imagine this. Why does it seem so funny? LOL.))

*eyes widen*
You slept with a woman.
Oh my...
*clears throat*
That I did not expect.
Uh...
Okay... give me a second to get over that, yeah?

Give you a second to get over it?
How do you think I feel?
I still can feel her touch on me, where she put my fingers...
-shudders-
I don't want to think about that.
-covers eyes with good hand-
And the worst part, Mick and me haven't done anything in these three days since it happened.

Sorry, sorry.
I can only imagine.
*pulls face*
And I really don't want to.
*shakes head*
Anyway, that's not helping.
Look, Mick's probably just trying to accept it all.
He wouldn't give you up over a drunken mistake like that.
I mean, you're gay... you're gayer than gay.
You can't even keep your piercings straight.
*nudges septum ring*
*smiles*
Mick knows you wouldn't do anything like this normally.
Things will sort them selves out, I'm sure they will.

I hope your right.
-bats hand away from nose-
Meh!
-laughs softly-
-sighs-
Man. The road trip was... interesting though. Aside from the porn star...
-shudders-
So. What was it like when I was away?
-looks back at Brian-
How's Ava?

Of course I'm right.
Have you ever known me to be wrong?
*smiles smugly*
Ava's doing great.
She's getting so big!
We thought she was going to say her first word the other day.
Turned out it was gas.
*laughs*
She loves her grandparents.
My mom's been spoiling her.
She must have got at least 6 new stuffed things since you left.

-gasps-
Any stuffed animals for me?
-smiles hopefully-
-sighs-
When can I get out of here?
-whines-
The sheets are cutting into my bare ass.
-groans-
-looks at Brian-
Brian. Can you get a male nurse that looks like Mick to come in here and give me a sponge bath?
-giggles-
Wooah. I think these painkillers are working.
-giggles-
-pokes broken arm-
Ouch. Maybe not.
-pouts-

((I'ma BRB. Lunch. XD.))

Don't you have enough stuffed animals?
I mean, you've got that hippo thing, then that bear and that fucking Cookie Monster.
*shudders*
God, I hate that thing.
Bad childhood memories.
Anyway...
You want a male nurse who looks like Mick?
Have you actually seen the male nurses in this place?
It's like this is where the ugly of SoCal congregate.
I haven't seen one attractive person here!
Well, aside from when I passed that mirror wall.
*smirks*

[[Okily dokily!
I shall straighten my hair to amuse me.]]

[[I can't decide whether to get my hair cut or not.
I can barely see through my fringe but I kinda want to grow it out.
It's getting to the whole mid-length, semi-mullet stage and that's just nasty.]]