RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Aww. It's boring without us then?
-laughs-
And we are in Seattle right now. In the gorgeous hotel that you booked for us.
Thank you again by the way.
Me and Mick have only just left the hotel room today after being here for three days. If you know what I mean?
-winks to self and laughs-
-pauses-
Oh, and when you booked this did you know about the jacuzzi sex bath?
Was that an added feature?
-laughs-

-Grins-
I thought you might like that.
-Laughs-
How is it? Haha.
And yeah, it is boring. It's weird without you both here. Me and Brian can actually sleep soundly rather than being awoken by your... ahem, noises.
-Laughs again-
And sounds nice.
-Sighs-
I can't fucking wait until me and Brian have our honeymoon I swear to god.
Whenever that will be. We haven't even started properly planning the wedding yet.

Haha. It's no fun if you can't hear the Zacky and Mick sex noises.
I'm guessing you will be coming here then for your honeymoon?
-laughs-
Oh and OH MY GOD! That bath is like, the best thing ever.
Mick humped it this morning. And not because he was getting pleasure either.
-laughs-
-yawns-
I am so tired.
-laughs-
You would not believe some of the things we have done in this hotel room.
-looks over at giant mirror and remembers last night-

-Cracks up-
Do I wanna know?
-Laughs-
Sounds fun. Haha.
So how has it been? Met anyone? Had any problems? Or has it just been happy roseyness?
-Turns around-
-Calls-
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT BRIAN!!!!
-Grabs cordless phone and runs away from-

Quote :

So how has it been? Met anyone? Had any problems? Or has it just been happy roseyness?

[[-gigglefit-
xD
Hehe.]]

-laughs-
Well, we did 69, dressed up as women and did it lessie style, had bath tub fun and I'm planning on giving him a rim job.
So, if you didn't wanna know, I'm sorry.
-laughs-
-pauses-
Well. We did have our first proper fight.
Mick picked up some hooker that I didn't trust and he didn't want to leave him alone, you know what he's like. Basically, I told Mick that this guy tried to rape me, trying to get rid of him. Then, yeah, you can imagine what Mick was like when I told him I lied.
-bites lip-
Anyways, that's all in the past.
Hopefully I will never see that purple haired bitch again.
-hears Matt scream-
Matt? What is Brian doing to you?
-laughs-

-Screams and runs, shouts to Brian-
Brian!! I am on the phone!!!
-Runs into bathroom and locks door-
-Says into phone-
He bought a giant dildo. I thought it was a joke but apparently not.
I am hiding now. Haha. I'm scared.
-Breathes-
And whoa really? Shit. But everything is okay now, right?
-Laughs-
Probably shouldn't let Brian meet this dude, he'd wanna rape his hair if it is purple. Haha.
-Cringes-
Holy shit! You two are worse than us...
-Hears loud bang on bathroom door and Brian whining-
Brian! Sorry but NO! You are not sticking that thing anywhere near me!

-laughs-
I would like Brian to scare this guy to death.
If I ever see him again, I swear to God.
Anyways... everything is ok now. As you can probably tell.
-laughs at Matt-
Wait. What about Ava?
Where's she? If Brian is trying to anally rape you.
-cocks eyebrow-

Zacky wrote:

-laughs-
I would like Brian to scare this guy to death.
If I ever see him again, I swear to God.
Anyways... everything is ok now. As you can probably tell.
-laughs at Matt-
Wait. What about Ava?
Where's she? If Brian is trying to anally rape you.
-cocks eyebrow-

-Laughs-
She is at Brian's mom, don't worry. Haha.
-Listens against the door-
Okay, I think he's given up.
And aww I'm sorry! At least it is better now...
-Opens door-
-Looks around corner and doesn't see Brian-
-Smiles-
-Darts out of room-
-Feels something poke against ass-
-Turns around-
BRIAN!
No...
-Backs away slowly towards own bedroom-
No Brian... I'm not... I'm on the phone... You're not sticking that thing...
-Yelps-
BRIAN!!!!!!

-laughs-
Do you want me to leave you two to it?
I mean, it sounds to me like you are really into it.
-laughs-
Make sure that YOU, not Brian, give her a big ole hug from me and Mick, yeah?

-Breathes-
I am not fucking into it!!
-Turns to Brian-
STOP!! I don't...
-Moans-
FUCK!
-Turns back to phone-
Yeah, probably best if you leave us to it.
-Groans-
Seriously Zack, this is all your fault you know! Ever since you and Mick left I have just been naked 24/7.
-Smiles sadly, shaking head-
My ass was on display...
-Feels Brian push lubricated dildo into fully and press vibrate-

-Drops phone-
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!

-looks at phone and hears Matt moaning-
-laughs and shakes head-
-puts the phone down on the receiver and puts phone back-
-grabs towel from the side and makes way out of the hotel room-
To the swimming pool.
-smiles and shuts door behind-

-Swims alone in large swimming pool with nothing but swimming trunks on-
-Takes long strides across the pool-
-Breathes and pauses-
I love swimming...
-Looks towards door-
I hope Zacky will be joining me soon...
-Continues swimming-

-runs down the stairs and jumps down the last one-
Hello Manwell.

Sir.
-nods at-

-smiles at and makes way to desk-
Hey.
I was wondering if you could help me out.

Sure. What seems to be the problem, Mr Baker?
-leans over counter-

Oh. Nothing is a problem. I was just wondering whether you get someone upstairs to puts some rose petals and some candles around the jacuzzi bath for even me and my lover return?

Of course Mr Baker.
It will cost a little extra. But we will add it to your bill.

Thank you.
-smiles at and heads out to the swimming pool-

-Smiles and continues swimming-
-Breathes-
I fucking love this hotel...
-Smiles and goes back to swimming-
Zack?
-Calls-

-walks into swimming area-
-sees Mick swimming-
-smiles at-
Hey You.
-walks over to Mick's bag, places towel on longuer next to Mick's-
-sits on and pulls off shirt and jeans-
-is left in swimming trunks-

(( I am SO angry right now.))

Brian wrote:

(( I am SO angry right now.))

((Why? How did you find out about Jo writing me a hent?))

((LOL was it bad that I found that easy to write? LOL.))

((Euw.
LoL, no, I... agh... I got accused of being a fucking Bat Country kid by some scene slut on MySpace... oh and the best part? She started insulting the way I look!!!
I´m so fucked off!))

Brian wrote:

((Euw.
LoL, no, I... agh... I got accused of being a fucking Bat Country kid by some scene slut on MySpace... oh and the best part? She started insulting the way I look!!!
I´m so fucked off!))

((This might be the same person that did it to Lindsay earlier.
Erm... What's her URL? If it's the same one, I feel like paying her a little visit. ))

((It is the same one, nearly the same message word for word.
Except she went further with me.
ZOMG! MI B00BS R IN A TENNY BIKINI! IM SOoOoOoO HAWT!!!

Fucking slag.))

Brian wrote:

((It is the same one, nearly the same message word for word.
Except she went further with me.
ZOMG! MI B00BS R IN A TENNY BIKINI! IM SOoOoOoO HAWT!!!

Fucking slag.))

((Mmmmm.
Either someone that doesn't liker her has taken over her 'space.
Or she is just a slag.
If she starts on me. I have a plan.
So aside from that, how are you?))

((Meh, I´ve been better.
I´m too hot.
I´m not tanning well.
I´m tired.
I´m sick of Spain (something Spain Whore Me would never normally say).
I just wanna go hooooooome. ))

Brian wrote:

((Meh, I´ve been better.
I´m too hot.
I´m not tanning well.
I´m tired.
I´m sick of Spain (something Spain Whore Me would never normally say).
I just wanna go hooooooome. ))

((Awww.
I never like holidays so I feel you pain.

But you will be home in less than a week!
I am getting my braces on Tuesday. ))