RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

((I need to be at Emma's in like an hour but I am still not even up yet. TOO SLEEPEH!!))

-Stirs in bed next to Brian-
-Sits up and hears ringing-
-Yawns and gets up, heads downstairs-
-Picks up phone-
Hello?

Hello do you know a mister Baker and a mister Morris?

-Sighs-
Yeah I do.
-Yawns-
What have they done this time?

They have gotten themselves in a very severe carcrash sir. They are at the hospital now. Broken ribs, fractured skulls, the works.You just might wanna come down the hospital.

What? Oh my god!! Are they gonna be okay?!

They are going to be fine sir. They are at the hospital now...

Which one? We'll be there...

They're in California sir. At North Green Hospital.

-Sighs-
Okay we're on our way.
-Hangs up-

Typical them to have the carcrash on the journey home.
-Yawns and shakes head walking up stairs-
-Pokes Brian in bed-

Brian? Hey Brian, we gotta go to the hospital!! Zacky and Mick... car crash...
-Nudges-

((SYN! If you come back, I will not be here after 5pm-ish. I am going to a BBQ cos I have being bored all day and I need something to doooooooo. Sorry we don't have a huge welcome home for you. I will tomorrow. -nods- And I hope you got your package today, as my mummy mailed it FIRST CLASS. If not, the postal service sucks balls.))

((I seriously need to stop listening to "Can you feel it?" By V. I mean, soon I am going to be writing a fic about it. LOL. Now that would be interesting. Any ideas? Haha.))

((PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler:

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[[*bumrapes house*
ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!]]

Brian wrote:

[[*bumrapes house*
ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!]]

((SYN!
-glomps-
I'm going out soon. ))

((I am going out now. But I will be on tomorrow, late tonight if possible. But I WILL be on tomorrow. -nods- Earlier too cos my dad is taking me to a Car Boot Sale in the morning.
Have fun reading the posts tonight. And you can finally be Brian again. YAY!
-hugs-
WELCOME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME.
Bye from me. -waves-))

[[Aww, bye for now!
I have a shit-ton of old posts to catch up on anyway... oh and some guitar raping to do and a certain song by a certain band to hear in full.
FINALLY.]]

[[I think I'm pissing my parents off with excessive playing of Critical Acclaim.
In my defense though:

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A BATTERED SALMON, WOW!

It's so... unlike what I'd expected!
I mean, I expected this gothic-metal track and then it just goes all... I dunno, different!
Brilliant though.
I can't wait for Avenged Sevenfold to be released... so I can capture and sex them up.
I'm sorry, I'm a little drunk... again.
Jimmy has NOTHING on me.
In my defense though, I'd only eaten a tiny pot of Pringles today when my parents plied me with booze.
I've had a massive fuck off haddock and chips though now so I'm quite content!
OH OH OH!!!
WOLFIE'S MATE LIVES IN MY LOCAL PUB!!!

OH MY GOD!
I hadn't seen MCR for two weeks right?
Guess where I saw them for the first time since I left?
40,000 feet in the air on a mini portable TV which we got on our flight!
FUCK YEAH!!!

Uh... what was I gonna say?
OH YEAH!
My wrist smells like Antonio Banderas.
Haha... I bought one of his perfumes while I was away.
It smells lovelllllllllly.
I got Spirit for Women but the men's Diavolo smells the nicest but you can't any of them in England!
So I ransacked the flamin' duty free shop in Malaga airport hunting for some, haha.
I'd never smelt them before but I've heard good things.
They're lovely.
*sniffs wrist*
Mmmmmmmm.

Uh... yeah I'll shut up now and finish reading old posts.
I will be Brian again tomorrow or maybe by myself for a wee bit when I finish reading!
WOOOOOOO!

And I'm done.]]

*slaps arm*
*moans in sleepy voice*
Just tell 'em to drug them up and we'll get them at a normal fucking hour...
*pulls sheet over head*

[[I'm-a have nightmares coz of some of those past posts!
All caught up now!
WOO!
Right and now I'm going to sleep.
I'm fucking shattered, haha.
G'night! xxx]]

-is in hospital, still not awake-
-lays still on bed-
-dreams about the crash-
-shakes slightly in hospital bed-




((I'm glad you are back.
Jo is at Paramore right now. LOL.
And she won't be on tomorrow either. So... no Matt or Mick.
Unless I hack Mick's account...
-thinks-
Yeah.
I am back now, for a BBQ, man that was interesting. LOL.
Sorry about the nightmares, but the Hent just HAD to be done. LOL.))

[[Yeah, same here.
I've been going fucking mad with boredom.
I mean, I love Spain and all but I prefer English style countries or places with goddamn guitars.]]

[[Holiday Snaps!!!

Spoiler:

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((Ooh pictures!! WELCOME BACK SYN!

Okay, May I just say yesterday was one of the best days of my life?!

Let me explain.

We got there and there was like 50 people infront of us in the queue and we were like grrrr coz we got there at like, 2.
We made friends with the girl infront of us and her mom who was so cool and liked most of the bands we were into but more Emma's than mine if ye get me. LOL her mom liked more of my kinda bands. Haha.
Then this girls' 2 male friends turned up, James and someone else who you talked to on the phone, Chloe. THEY STOLE MY WAND AND BROKE IT bastards. But James was like me but 10 times worse. He ran up to anyone in the queue and just sat down and talked to them for ages. Haha.
Then I was sat on the wall and these two dudes walked up and were kinda far away from us in the queue, but for some reason I was drawn to one of them (?)
And then these guy and girl came and talked to us and they were really cool.
And then we kinda ran around the back and just messed around, granting people wishes with our wands.
And then Talie and her friend came.

And THEN we went in and we were somehow at the barrier but near the side but we have a good view and the dude who i was kinda drawn to before was behind me and I started talking to him and he was so cool!
First we were talking about my wand and then he said he was 16 and I was like me too! Haha and then he said he himself looked young for his age and got teased about it all the time and again I was like me too! LOL. He met Ian Watkins (in a garden centre?) LOL. And I mention how I met Pete and MCR and everyone else and he was just like =OOO!!! OMG! Kinda thing. Haha.
And then Emma started talking to me about each band member from Paramore and I was like ??? and she said the drummer was called Zack so i was just like Yeah, I know Zack, just remember Zacky Vengeance... And he was like "ZOMG AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!" And I was like =O and he said they were his favorite band.
I practically glomped him right then. Hahaha. We just started talking about All Excess and Critical Acclaim for ages. His fav member is Syn. Haha.
He was so cool! I was like happeh! He is the same age as me, like the same bands and plays guitar in a band AND IS A NICE PERSON! I prefered talking to him than watching the support bands. AND OMG AT THEM seriously their guitar solos were insane IN A GOOD WAY i was so blown away. It was not what I was expecting from a Paramore gig.
And then Paramore came out and Alex (that dude) was like :O and was going insane and so was I for some reason i just got caught up i think. Hahaha.
SHE IS SO LITTLE! SHE IS LIKE... MY SIZE!!!
According to Emma she is 7stone!! LOL.

And then Emma got out early, like we always do at gigs and I stayed coz I wanted to talk to Alex more and we were screaming while Paramore was singing and we couldnt understand eachother but he told meh to phone him afterwards and he gave me his number and I left.
And then me and Emma went round the back where there were millions of people and I phoned him after it was done and directed him to where I was (he was with his older brother at the time) and he hung with me for a while, Emma wondered off so many times with Talie so I was just pretty much with him. And then the support came out and we got pics and stuff THEY WERE SO NICE I love support bands seriously. This one looked like Jepha Howard (emma told him that and almost raped him. Haha) and he was just cool we talked to him for ages.
And then Emma ran off and I went near the beach with Alex and his friend.
I LOST MY WAND *Cries*
And then Alex had to go coz his parents were getting annoyed (so was mine but Emma picked up like "Can we have 20 more minutes pleaaaase I'll pay you!!) Haha.
And he asked for a hug and said that he would text me his MSN address or something and then left and we were just like at eachother for ages.
GRRR WHY'D HE LEAVE?!
And then these punk 19 year olds or something came alone with leather jackets and AWESOME HAIR and they were drunk and all circled around me emma talie and her friend and we were kinda scared, they kept asking for a cigarette and we were just like Haha even though they looked cool, they were pretty much chavs with a better fashion sense, more dark colours and bigger, brighter hair. Haha.
And as there was about 50 people hanging around and swarming, it would be unsafe for the band to come out so they had to be escorted and couldnt hang around. I half hugged Hayley when she was walking and then they got on their bus, waved and left.

That was my exciting day yesterday! ))

[[Whoa, sounds like you had fun!

I just flew home, watched MCR in a plane... uh... watched All Excess, heard Critical Acclaim and slept.]]

((ZOMG with Ferardness

It starts with:
Touching yourself

Then,

Blow job (Pushing Frank's head THERE)

Straddling heads and strokage

Face on face strokage touchages

Headlegstroking

Okay I'm gonna die.))

Brian wrote:

[[Whoa, sounds like you had fun!

I just flew home, watched MCR in a plane... uh... watched All Excess, heard Critical Acclaim and slept.]]

((Sounds fun!! Haha.
Yesterday was SO AWESOME.

And I am going in like, half an hour.
*Gets ready*
I am probably gonna just be going on and on about Alex and Paramore.

Emma didn't like him!
She's weird.))

[[How can she not like him? He sounds awesome!
Awww okie dokie!
I shall figure something to do.
Might re-decorate my MySpace, again, LoL.]]

[[I wrote down a ton of ideas for this RP while I was away just to stop myself going mad.

- Ava's first Xmas/Birthday.
- Ava asking where babies come from... Syn and Matt having no clue what to say.
- First day of school.
- Ava asking where her mum is - coz she's the only kid with two dads in school or something.

- Syn and Matt stag nights - coz they'd have to be seperate, can't get up to naughty things with the other there.
- Matt all happy and excited (coz he's always been the one who's worried about things)
- Syn being all nervous, maybe screwing up and hitting on some other guy or something.
(Had contemplated bringing Corey B into that coz Matt H is Syn's friend and all. I was thinking of getting Syn smashed and Corey trying to take advantage or something... I dunno yet. I want him to screw up.)

- Syn and Matt's wedding
- Ava as the flower girl, guests laughing at her in an "Awwww" sorta way, her telling them off coz she's got a very important job, dropping the basket of flowers and deciding they have to start again coz she got it wrong, etc.

Just random ideas really.]]

Brian wrote:

[[How can she not like him? He sounds awesome!
Awww okie dokie!
I shall figure something to do.
Might re-decorate my MySpace, again, LoL.]]

((I dont know, she jusr said he annoyed her. Probably coz I just talked to him the whole time. Haha.
And oooh FUN FUN! LOL.

PICS!

Me and the dude that looks like JEPHA!

Spoiler:

Me and other dude from the support and Alex :)

Spoiler:

DAMN MY RED EYES!!))

((LOVE the ideas. Haha.

Hopefully it will get me more AHH about RPing.

I am meh about it now. Haha))

[[MEH?!
*kicks*
That help? LoL.
Cool pics!]]

((YOUR FAULT!!
Since you have been away Chloe has needed to remind me on MSN to RP and all that. Haha.
I shall be more into it I swear
*Nods*))

[[Haha, I love that, it's my fault.
I feel special.]]