RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

((LOL so MUCH Limp Bizkits, Rollin' Tis the only song from them I like. Fred's voice is annoying. LOL. This song brings back memories, from when me and Emma were in Portsmouth the other day Jo got hyped up on Bert juice and ran near Portsmouth Guildhall and started doing the dance to this chorus down the street. Yep, all of it, even the hands on the crotch and the other doing the rolling part. LOL. Then doing a funny run. And then shouting that M Shadows thing.
Yeah, I really have no shame.

I gotta do that again soon, twas so funny.))

-Turns-
Hey Mick! Hey Zacky!!
-Smiles at-
-Runs towards and hugs-
-Whispers-
Help me.
They have needles. And Brian is gonna kill me.
-Laughs weakly-
I'm not kidding.

*examines*
Right...
You have a choice now, Mr Haner.
We can either go for a natural birth or a ce...

*scowls*
I may be drugged up but I'm not that drugged up.
C-Section.
I am not forcing anything out...

Okay.
*goes to intercom type thing*

Matty?

-Looks back to Brian-
Yeah Brian?
-Smiles at-
-Turns to and walks towards-
-Bites lip and looks round room-
-Turns back to Brian and smiles again-

Don't worry Matt.
I won't let him kill you.
Thats why they have trainee nurses.
-laughs-
-turns back to Brian-
You ok Smoky?
-smirks-

*smiles weakly*
I'm... um...
*sniffles*
I'm really freaked out.

-Bites lip-
-Holds onto hand and moves closer towards-
-Croutches onto floor-
-Looks at Brian-
Look, okay, you don't need to be freaked out, okay?
Everything is going to be fine.
They are going to get Ava out... and then we will be able to hold her and everything will be okay. No more pain, no more discomfort. Just everything perfect.
-Smiles at-
Is that what you are freaking out about? The birth?

Well that and the whole...
Um...
I mean, what if she hates us for being who we are?
Or if she's looked down upon for having two dads?
Or...
*shakes head*
It's a ton of different things which I never thought about until now.
I mean, are we being selfish by having a kid when MPreg is still looked down upon by most people?

-walks over to Brian-
-takes over hand-
Baby. She's not gonna care about that stuff. All she's going to care about is having two parents that love her for her.
-strokes hair out of Brian's face-
-looks over at Matt-
Now. What do you say we get her out of you so we can all meet her?
-smiles down at Brian-

*smiles back*
Yeah, you're probably right.
It's just the drugs talking...
Which is weird coz normally they discuss the finer points of Muppet sex.
*laughs*
*smiles down at bump*
Can't wait to meet you.

-Smiles-
Brian, it will be okay.
She's our baby, remember? She won't hate us. Plus we'll bring her up to respect her parents, unlike so many kids these days...
And she'll love us. We'll probably spoil her rotten and give her all our love, but still. She won't hate us. That's for sure.
-Laughs weakly-
We're not being selfish Brian! What, just because we're in love but both men we're not allowed to have kids?
And y'know, so many straight male female couples who have kids aren't even in love.
-Squeezes hand-
We are. We have something that so many "normal" couples don't have.
To be honest, I would be proud to have two dads like us. Who are completely in love and who will love this baby more than anything in the world.
-Smiles-
Other than eachother of course.
Her friends'll probably divorced parents, or single mom's who had them when they are in their teens or something, and wished they didn't have them.
That would be something more to look down on and hate your parents for, I suppose.
Not this.
-Strokes hair-
-Smiles weakly-
She won't hate us for having her Brian. I know she won't.
-Kisses softly-

-smiles and strokes Brian's hair-
-looks over at nurse-
So. Are we ready to get him in for a C Section yet?

Just a few more mintues and we can get him into the materiaty ward.
Then they can say what he needs from there.
-smiles at-

Wait.
So, he may not have a C Section?

It's whatever the doctors of the night suggests.
They are just changing shifts now.
-smiles-

((Jo is making pasta. Like, plain pasta and then cheese sauce and then putting it together in a dish with more grated cheese and then baking it to make macaroni cheese.
Jo feels clever. Haha.))

*kisses back*
*nods*
You're right, I know you are.
You both are.
*overhears nurse*
Whoa, whoa, whoa... I am not pushing this out myself.
No fucking way!

Matty wrote:

((Jo is making pasta. Like, plain pasta and then cheese sauce and then putting it together in a dish with more grated cheese and then baking it to make macaroni cheese.
Jo feels clever. Haha.))

[[Clever Jo!
*claps*
Haha.]]

Wha... What? Normal birth?! No way! We are having a C-Section!!
-Nods-
-Looks at nurse-
Yeah, seriously, no way are we having a natural birth.
-Blinks-
How does one of those work anyway?!

Brian wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Jo is making pasta. Like, plain pasta and then cheese sauce and then putting it together in a dish with more grated cheese and then baking it to make macaroni cheese.
Jo feels clever. Haha.))

[[Clever Jo!
*claps*
Haha.]]

((*Dances* YAY!
Except now it is baking, I had to clean up, and wiped the HOB with the sponge and it sizzled and smoke went up.
I forgot it was hot. LOL. I jumped a mile. Haha. *Waits for it to be done*))

I'm sorry but it's whatever the doctor of the early morning shift decides.
-looks at pager-
Ok, Mr Haner. They are ready with a bed up in Mpreg Maternaty.
So...
-walks over to and helps off the bed-
...if you'd like to get one of these three lovely boys to wheel you up to level C they will be happy to see you.
-helps into wheelchair-


((Ok. I watched a thing a while back on the TV. Pregnant women in labour, don't always get the treatment they asked for. Hospitals are a load of shit so yeah.))

Trust me, Matty, you don't want to know.
At all.
*shudders*

Thanks, Nurse.
*closes eyes*
Please don't make me do this naturally.
*breathes deeply*
Right, who's pushing me?

-Brain goes in overdrive thinking about possibilities-
Ew, yeah I think you're right... I don't wanna know.
-Smiles-
Okay... Seriously, they had better let you have a C-Section, or else I'll... threaten the doctor, okay?
Actually no, the doctor brings us the drugs, the doctor is okay... dammit.
Who can I threaten?!
-Moans-

I'll do it Bri.
And don't worry about the natural birth.
I'm sure me and Mick can have a talk with the doctor about it.
About how Doc Lander planned your pregnancy and you have to do it by her rules or she'll sue him.
-shrugs and starts behind wheelchair-
-starts to push out the room-
Matt can be the elevator porter.
-laughs-

Oh, okay...
-Begins walking, Mick, Zacky and Brian in the chair following-
Ermm... Where are we going?
-Looks around-
Oooh the elevator!
-Looks at-
Uhh... Can I go up the stairs?
-Bites lip-
And meet you at the top? You guys know what I am like with lifts...

((PANSEH! Then again, so am I. LOL. *Glares at* Chloe! The time you and Emma made me go in that one just to hear it say "Going down..." And I was like and then freaking out when I was in it and the doors took a while to open. Haha.))

Matt, I'm the one who's supposed to be threatening people, yeah?
You just need to glare.
*smiles*
Thanks Zee.
*tries to calm breathing down*
Oh great, elevators.
As if today wasn't scaring me enough.

[[Part of me wants the lift to break down, haha. Have the baby in there with the only people Brian cares about helping with it.]]

((That would be a cool idea!!! And Matt could faint cos baby was coming and mixed with the elevator breaking down, like one of his fears... ))