RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-smiles down at Brian-
Don't worry.
-rubs shoulder-
We'll get you up to that ward as soon as possible.
-takes paper from Brian's lap-
-looks through-
-looks for ward number-
I'm just gonna call the ward to tell them whats going on, ok?
-takes out mobile-
Way hey. Still got signal.
-laughs and types in number-

((We are going in like, an hour. So yeah... shall we have a quick birth now or another day? I warn you, I am not on tomorrow until later...))

-Smiles-
I suppose it could be a good thing that we are stuck in an elevator...
I just... can't think of any good things yet.
Thank fuck I don't need the bathroom though. Ha.
Erm...
-Stands next to Brian-
-Holds hand-
I'm sorry I aren't helping and freaking out.
I'll try and be better and more helpful and calm, okay?
-Smiles at-

[[What time are you on tomorrow? Dunno if it's something can be easily rushed, haha.]]

Good thing?
*smiles at*
We're together.
Oh fuck, ow...
These contraction things are getting closer...
Wait... closer... doesn't that mean... oh fuck...
Matty, Zacky, Mick?
*smiles weakly*
I don't think Ava's gonna stay in for that hour.

-calls ward-

Hello. Mpreg Ward.

Erm Hi. I'm calling on the behave of Brian Haner.

Oh yes. We haven't seen him yet...

Well. Thats because he's trapped in a lift.

Oh dear lord!!!

I know. But, he's with friends, well, I'm here and so are his friends so. It's not so bad.

It could be, I was told that Brian Haner is fully dialated and could give birth anytime.

-wides eyes-
What?

...Look. I'll tell the midwife whats happened and if worse comes to the worse. One of your friends many have to deliever the baby. But she will guild you through every step of the way. Her name is Sophie.

Erm... Ok.

Ok.... Call us agains for anything else ok?

Ok. Bye.
-hangs up-
Oh Shit...
-looks down at Brian-
Oh fuck...

((Uhh... leaving at like 11 or something, appointment at like, 1, I think, we might eat, so it will be late afternoon/evening I think.))

-Stares at Brian-
You... have... baby... right... now?
-Begins to hyperventilate again-
-Tries to breathe-
No! There... is... no... doctor... here... how? I... we... have... to???
-Widens eyes-
-Shakes head-
NO!!!
-Bangs on walls of lift-
HELP US! MY BOYFRIEND IS HAVING MY BABY NOW!!!
-Cries-

[[Hmmm, if it comes down to it, Matt can be passed out all day, haha.]]

Matt, seriously, you're not helping me here!
*looks to Zacky*
Oh fuck?
What do you mean oh fuck?
Oh fuck is not usually a good sign!

((Ha, okay then. I will be like at my dad and be like HURRY UP MY BOYFRIEND IS HAVING MY BABEH RIGHT NOW AND I AM AT THE DENTISTS!!!!! LOL.))

-Moans-
I'm sorry...
Sorry. I'll.. try to help. I'll shut up...
-Looks at Zacky-
What's going on Zacky?

-gets down on knees in front of Brian-
-breathes-
Ok. I don't want you to panic. But, the midwife told me that you're dilated and you're baby is coming...like now.
-looks up at-
And I'll have to deliver it.
-bites lip-
But, she's gonna guild me through it on the phone and you'll be fine.
I promise you.

((BRB Food. Mick is gonna be on the phone to the midwife guilding Zacky through it, even though he will not be there. LOL.))

-Breathes-
Okay Zack, you need to get down and deliver it... I'll tell you what she says to do, okay?
-Bites lip and takes phone off of Zacky as Zacky gets down on floor, moving Brian onto floor in comfortable position-
-Listens on phone-
Okay, we need to get him on something, like a towel...
-Bites lip-
Our over night bag we made for him!!
-Open up-
-Pulls out towel-
Thank fuck Zacky thinks of everything...
-Passes to Zacky who puts under Brian-

I'm giving birth in a fucking elevator?!
You have got to be kidding me!
I need drugs!
I need doctors!
Fuck, fuck, fuuuuuck!!!

-Breathes-
Baby? Coming now?
Come on. Be strong. For Brian.
-Sits down on elevator floor next to Brian-
Anything I can do?
-Looks as Zacky takes off Brian's underwear and jeans-
-Glares-
I could have done that.
-Looks at Zacky-
-Looks at towel which is underneath Brian and between his legs-
Holy shit!! What's that red and yellowy stuff coming out of his....
-Blinks, mouth open, wided eyed-
Holy...
-Lifts spins and blurrs-
-Falls back and faints-

-Breathes-
-Listens to phone-
Okay... now you gotta prepare him now. Just comfort him... breathe with him...
-Looks at-
-Says over the phone-
Yeah, his boyfriend seems to have passed out.

Oh dear, There is still you and another, right?
-Sighs-
The partner fainting happens a lot, unfortunately. Well, make sure he is okay...

Yeah, he's fine.
Bastard got a good escape from this...
Okay what now...
-Turns to Zacky-
Breathe with him, yeah?
-Looks at Brian-
-Eyes widen-
-Says over phone-
Yeah, you were defintely right when you said he was close. Fuuuuck...

Matty?
MATT?!
MATT, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!
I am going to fucking kill you for this!
*moans*
Will someone get this damn thing out of me?!

-Looks at Brian-
I could try and revive him... Shit, I don't think we have any water though...
-Shrugs-
Don't worry Brian, only a little while left.. it'll be here soon...
Fuck, what are we gonna do?!

((Jo says she wants Matt to wake up JUST as the baby is fully out, like just then, so Matt is like EWWW GROSS but then ZOMG AWWW BABEH!!... So he can get over the faintyness, and still be part of the birth, kinda.
Rather than him just being revived when the baby is out and all cleaned up. Cos he needs to be at least a little part of the birth and be there for it.
*Nods*))

-looks at Matt-
-rolls eyes-
Pussy.
-breathes deeply-
Ok Brain.
You have to breath ok. In and out, nice and deep like they taught you in baby class ok.
-rubs Brian's thighs soothing him-
And you have to push on the contractions. Rest in between.
Ok?
Ok.
-looks over at Mick-
Tell the midwife I can see the head. What do I do now?

-Gasps-
-Says over phone-
Zacky can see a head!! What does he have to do?!
-Listens to response-
Zacky! You have to hold onto the babies head, push onto the nose lightly to help it breath and just hold it gently in place. Brian has to push, okay? But only on the contractions, okay?

*tries to relax*
*looks down at Matt*
I am going to...
Oh fuck... ow, fuck, fuck, fuck...
Uh... yeah, so pushing now???

Ok.
-turns to Brian-
Brian. You gotta push ok.
I've got you covered. All you have to do is push.
-holds onto babies head and follows Mick's instructions-

-Nods-
Yeah... push...
-Puts phone to ear-
What next?
-Listens-
Okay Zacky, Brian needs to carry on pushing on the contractions, and then resting in between, and as soon as the shoulders are out, you have to pull the baby out, okay? Gently, obviously.
-Goes back to phone-
That right?

Okay, okay, okay I can do this.
*pushes*
*screams*
Oh my... fuck... I...
*tries to regain breathe*
Fucking hell...

-Says over phone-
Y... yeah he's pushing and yeah it is coming out...
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

Good Brian.
Well done. You are doing so well.
Ok. I got, Fuck!
I got a shoulder!
-grips onto shoulder lightly-
Ok. Now, I have to pull her out.
Once I got the other shoulder right?
-turns to Mick-
Mick?

Yeah... once you have the other shoulder...
-Nods-
And then pull her out, along with Brian's pushes. Brian has to push while you are.
-Nods again-
-Breathes-

Ok. Brian. You have to push...
-looks down-
Ok. I got the other shoulder.
Ok...
Brian.
-looks up-
Push.
-looks around at Matt-
Wake up!
-kicks Matt hard in the shoulder-
-turns back to Brian-

-Stirs-
Wha... what?
-Blinks and sits up-