RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

((Hell-oooooooooooo))

-wakes up and stetches-
-yawns and sits up-
-rubs good eye and looks over to the left-
-sees letter-
I really want Brian to check it over for me. Make sure I got everything down and the grammar is all good but... I don't. I want it to be personal and from the heart and I know I'll blush like a fucking tomato if he reads it...
-bites lip-
Oh Hell.
-gets out of bed and throws on jeans and shirt-
-grabs letter and makes way down stairs-
-goes into kitchen and grabs a banana-
Maybe food will help me write a better letter.
-peels banana and takes a bite-

[[That's confusing to do.
Figured Syn needed some other friends too, haha.]]

*smiles*
*puts phone down*
Right... pill-time.
*sighs*
He better be awake later or I won't be responsible for what I hump.
*gets up*
*heads into kitchen*
*makes cereal*
*finds pills*
*takes pill and eats cereal while staring blankly into space*

[[Hiyyyyaaaa!]]

*puts bowl in sink*
*waves at Zacky*
Morning.
*grins*

Hiya.
You are up early. Well, early for you.
And you seem happy.
-narrows eyes at-
What's going on?
-laughs-
-finishes banana-
-throws in the trash-
So, how was your night?

Hard to sleep next to an unconscious reminder of everything you're missing.
*huffs*
Last night was a dud. I remember sitting in that chair and then the next thing I remember is waking up to Matt in bed.
And I'd remember if something had happened between us.
I'd be feeling it.

Mmmm...
Well I was awake until like 2am, writing my letter to Mick.
And, I don't think either of you were in your room at that time. I didn't hear you come up.
-shrugs-
But, to be honest. I was working on...
-looks at letter-
other things.
-bites lip-
What do you mean he's a reminder of everything you are missing?
-laughs-
Did he have cigarettes shoved up his nose or something?

*looks to letter*
That's the one for Mick, I'm guessing?
*smiles sadly*
Cigarettes up his nose? I wish, that'd have been less suspicious... and funny as fuck.
Nah, he smelt as if he'd been in a bar or something.
Booze, smokes, sweat.
But why would he have gone out last night without saying?
It's not like I'd have minded.
I mean I would have but only because I wanted to fuck him.
*gestures to kitchen*
And he didn't bring any milk.
I'm not used to him lying to me.

Erm... maybe he needed to get away, you know?
Maybe the baby thing is depressing him too a bit.
-shrugs-
I wouldn't jump to the worse possible thing though, Matt wouldn't cheat.
Unless it was me... Oh no...maybe he would...
-bites lip-
Yeah. My letter to Mick. I wrote it last night, but, I'm not sure if it's good enough.
-looks up at-

I know Matt loves me and I know he probably wouldn't go off with someone else.
But I've seen the way he is with men.
Everytime he has a good thing going with someone, he ends up sleeping with someone else.
I can't help but wonder if the same thing's going to happen to us.
It was probably perfectly innocent, I mean I haven't even asked him about it yet.
He probably has a perfectly valid excuse.
*nods*
I mean, I'm hormonal - I'd kill him if he was screwing around.
*laughs*
I'm sure it's good enough, Zee.
Mick's just going to be happy getting something from you, y'know?

Yeah. I guess you are right.
-smiles down at letter-
-folds back up and puts carefully in back pocket-
Honey. He's got too much of a good thing going with you, he wouldn't throw that away for anything that walked up to him and gave him a cheesy smile.
You are way to special. He knows that and I know that.
-smiles at and hugs-
Maybe you should talk to him a little later. So, you can think things though a little?

Mick's going to be thrilled to hear from you.
No matter what it is.
*smiles*
*laughs*
Trust me to fall for the biggest slut in SoCal.

I hope so, I kinda like the idea of sending romantic letters to each other rather than phoning and texting. Make it, more romantic.
-smiles-
Aww, Matt's not that bad. He just likes his sex.
-laughs-
And if you are really that worried, I'll follow him one night if he goes out.
Since I stay awake at like 3am most nights.
-shrugs-

It's a sweet way of communicating, knowing that you've each taken the time to write all these things out in the old fashioned way. The nervous anticipation when you're waiting for the next letter.
*smiles*
It is romantic.
*sighs*
The most romantic note I ever got was: "We're out of lube." stuck to my forehead while I slept.
I'd prefer not to resort to cheap detective methods...
But I do have the trenchcoat for it somewhere.
*shakes head*
I'm just going to ask him where he was and hope he has a decent answer. He might not even do it again.

Aww.
As I said. I never thought that Matt was really one for romance.
-laughs-
I'll write you a romantic letter if you want.
-smiles-
I have nice writing paper.
God, that was gay.
-laughs-
Erm, yeah. I think he'd know if it was me stalking him anyways, since...
-points to eye patch-
Thats not doing me any secretive favours.
-laughs-
It might have just being to get away. He'll probably feel guilty for lying to you, wanna make it up to you, you'll have a nice night in together and it'll be all peachy again by morning.
-smiles-
Now, what are we gonna do until the big cheese wakes up?

He's more of an "I'll show you what you mean to me" rather than an "I'll tell you in a beautiful sonnet how much I love you" kind of romantic.
*laughs*
Y'know people would see us on the street and assume we were all perverted, orgy-a-minute queers, haha. They'd never expect you to have nice writing paper or me to need a cuddle in order to sleep well.
*smirks*
We're pansies.
*laughs*
He better not go anywhere again... my pills are kicking in. He wants to leave the house and he's going to have to deal with an angry horny me.
*looks at*
And that's no...
*trails off*
*scans body*
*licks lips*
*shakes head*
Sorry, I don't even realize I'm doing it.

-laughs-
It's being a while since you have looked at me like that. Hah.
And yeah pansies rule.
-pauses-
Oh no. If he's not home, then I'll have to deal with a horny and angry you.
-looks at wide eyed-
-mock screams-
Ahhhh.
-laughs-

[[I just have this image of pregnant Syn chasing Zacky round the house, demanding sex. Haha.]]

You've got a lot hotter over this past year, almost like you're punishing me for breaking up with you.
*smirks*
*shakes head*
*turns away*
I wonder if I'd have this response around women right now?
*stares straight forward*
I really hope Matt stays home tonight for your sake.
*head turns back slowly*
No!!!
*picks up TV remote*
*turns on*
TV. TV will take my mind off the sex.
*nods*
Which is a good thing.

((LOL at that image. Me and you have exactly 500 posts between us. Woot!))

-laughs-
Poor Brian. Sitting next to a hot teenage boy, what does he do?
-laughs-
-pats thigh-
-sits down on the sofa and gets letter out-
-places on arm of chair-
-sits crossed legged and watches TV-

((BRB. Lunch.))

[[Yay us!!! ]]

Oh Christ, don't touch me, Zee.
I will not be held responsible for my actions.
*tries to concentrate on TV*

Are you or your partner suffering from erectile dysfunction?

*switches channel*

Trojan Condoms.

*switches again*

YOU SLEPT WITH MY BEST FRIEND?!

*moans*
Everything's against me.
I should go upstairs and give him a rude awakening.

[[Okies. I'll finish my house work.]]

((I'M BACK!!!))

-laughs-
You should. But I'm not sure if he'd appeciate you poking him in the face with your hard on.
-points at crotch-
Actually no, this is Matt we are talking about here.
Hmm....
Have fun.
-pats on the shoulder-
-laughs-

[[Hurrah! And I've finished cleaning!]]

*laughs*
I apologize in advance for any noises which scar you for life.
*smirks*
That said there's no way I'm going near him while he smells like that... I'd try and fuck him in the shower and that was impossible even when I was hot-body Syn.
We were going to get a new one but we got thrown out of Bed, Bath and Beyond for squeezing in the showers together and trying to figure out if we'd have enough room.

((Hurrah! Pycshic is what we are!))

-laughs-
There's always outside, me spraying you two with the hose.
-shrugs-
-tries not to laugh-
-regains composure-
So, you've being barred from a... bathroom store?
Hardcore Brian.
-laughs-
And hell, those noises won't scare me.
Just turn me on since I haven't got any or touched myself since Mick's last phone call.

*images flash through mind*
NO!!!
No.. um... yeah, I think... yeah.
*bats arm*
It is hardcore thank you very much!
Lars Ulrich can't go in Mothercare because he screamed at teddy bears.
*laughs*
Well it could happen.
*smiles*
You should just join in with us, you'll be too engrossed in the lovin' to give a shit about the squealin'.

Screaming at teddy bears?
-laughs-
No man. Going into Toys R Us and screaming at the Barbie dolls.
"Why do you have to be so pretty and perfect?! And always smiling God Damnit!"
-laughs-
-pauses-
Trust me. I'd love too.
But, I think you two should have some time alone together first before you think about adding me into the equation.
-smiles at-
Even though I'd want nothing more than to be in the middle of you two...

"You have no nipples you freaks!!! And what's the deal with castrating Ken?! Jesus Christ!"
*laughs*
I'm so going to do that one day.
After we've bought out the entire store for little bit here.
*rubs belly*
*smirks*
You know the offer's always open Zacky.
*groans*
Please just hit me... I'm going to be hitting on my doctor at the ultrasound, aren't I? Or Matt's dad...
*tries not to laugh*
That could be funny.