RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[LoL, that could be quite amusing!]]

((Will be interesting to be a girl in the RPee. I haven't being one for so long. LOL, that means I have to make a new email address then? LOL.))

[[LoL, yeah, looks that way. Will be a nice change having a female character, haha.

I don't think I've ever really RP'd as a girl... oh except when I was part of a Charmed RP yeaaaaaars ago. Even then I think I ended up playing Cole after a while.]]

((Will make a nice change. I think I may be going out to Asda with my mum soon, once it stops raining so, I can make a new character when I get back. ))

An escape plan?
I can just picture you figuring out this intricate 'Great Escape' style breakout for these bears, naming them and briefing them all on their parts in the plan.
"You, Fuzzy, you're going to distract the guards by talking to them. And Lumpy, you've got to get the security codes for the doors!"
*laughs*
I hate romantic films anyway, they'd just make me more emo. I'd be screaming "WHY ARE YOU SEXY?!" at the screen because I'm still... beached whale Brian. Nothing like some good ol' decapitation to put a smile on your face.

Damn straight. I would make it military style. And I'd get the toy soldiers to help me and my fuzzy friends.
-smiles-
Uh Huh. Especially when it's the screaming girl that won't shut up even though the damned thing thats gonna kill her, is right outside the freaking door.
-smacks own head-
Duh!...
-laughs-
-turns back to TV-
Erm... Did you realise what we were watching straight porn?
-raises eyebrow-

*laughs*
Action Men patrolling the doorways, drugging people with little tiny tranquiliser guns.
Genius.
*laughs*
I hate women in horror, they're so... stupid. I wonder sometimes if that's why I'm gay. I mean, men don't scream or any of that shit. They think sensibly but the women, oh my Goooood. I can't count the amount of times I've wanted the killers to get them.
*looks back at TV*
*watches big boobed woman riding massive muscular guy*
How is that sexy?
*tips head sideways*
I mean, she's just kinda *gestures wildly* flopping about everywhere...
*shudders*
That's gross.

Hmmm...
-looks horrified at the screen-
Now that is what I call scary.
-looks back at Brian and covers side of face with the pillow-
I can't see it but I can hear it.
-mock screams-
And you said men never scream.
-laughs-

((I've gotta go now. Going to Asda. WOOO fresh air. LOL. BE back in about an hour. ))

*continues staring at TV*
It's like a train wreck.
I know it's disgusting and wrong but I can't turn away.
*raises eyebrow*
What the hell is... oh my God!
Don't put your mouth there!
EUW!
EUUUUUW!
*covers eyes and scrabbles for the remote*
*flips channel*
*hears two men moaning*
*smiles*
*opens eyes*
Much better.

[[Okie dokie!!! Damn you with your fresh air!!! Haha.]]

{{OH MY GOD
I am not wearing glasses.
AND I CAN SEE!!!!
Contacts are so WEIRD
BUT SO FUCKING COOL

I CAN SEE! I CAN SEE!!!
*Dances*

Oh, and HEY by the way }}

{{Oh, and Syn, I do win at life. Even though I am lame, apparently. *Glares* LOL, I wrote it last night when I got off in like an hour and a half fuelled by COOKIES. LOL.
I have people on fandom asking for a sequel BUT I CAN'T BE ASKED!!
I may when I have more cookies though Haha.}}

((Ohhh I wanted glasses! WAAAAAA!
Hey.

And I need fresh air to feel better. LOL.
But I am back now so all is not lost.))

-breathes-
Thank God Brian.
-hugs-
I'm so glad that you pay for the gay channels.
-rssts head back and watches-

{{I have glasses too. BLACK FRAMED ONES!
YAY! I CAN SEE! I FINALLY CAN SEE!!! I read the old posts, Where is Matt right now, still in bed?

I think this is gonna be really interesting, Brian super horny and Matt just cos of his jobs. LOL.}}

{{BTW, I asked my dad today how much it would cost to get a one way plane ticket from Florida to California. LOLSOMUCH and he said around $200, so Mick should be able to get back easy.
I WANT RETURN OF THE VENGDETH it'll be so cuuuuuuute. Haha.
I also asked my stepmom about pregnancy and about financing a baby.

They both think I am pregnant and wanna move to America now. Haha.}}

((Damn you! I want glasses! They suit me and make me look pretty.
And as far as I know he is still asleep, but you can pretend that he has had a shower in the time if you like. -shrugs-))

Matty wrote:

{{BTW, I asked my dad today how much it would cost to get a one way plane ticket from Florida to California. LOLSOMUCH and he said around $200, so Mick should be able to get back easy.
I WANT RETURN OF THE VENGDETH it'll be so cuuuuuuute. Haha.
I also asked my stepmom about pregnancy and about financing a baby.

They both think I am pregnant and wanna move to America now. Haha.}}

((HAHAHA LOL.))

{{A shower that lasted all day? LOL.
And just... go to a optitions and pretend you can't see, then you'll get them! LOL. Mine cost £75, but as I am undr 18 the NHS took money off or something so it came out to £15 so I am like WOOT.
I don't care if I have contacts or Glasses.
I AM JUST GLAD I CAN SEE!!! Wootwootwoot!}}

-Sighs-
-Steps out of shower and dries self-
-Looks in mirror-
I look a fucking wreck. And it was only one night!
I got a lot of money though, and even though it's hard work I'll go back again and again and again until I freaking have that money...
-Sighs and gets changed and walks downstairs yawning-
Hey! Anyone here??

-turns away from the television-
-looks up at hearing Matt's voice-
Oh My God.
It lives.
-laughs-
We are in the living room, Matt.

You really think I'd put up with straight porn?
*laughs*
*calls to Matt*
In here you lazy bastard!
*smiles*

What the fuck am I supposed to tell them? Why was I away all night?
-Smiles and heads into front room-
Hey guys.
-Bites lip and takes seat on sofa-

[[Was watching The Simpsons, haha. Would have responded earlier.
You should do a sequel to the fic.
*throws cookies*

Being able to see is always a bonus, haha.
And other such shit... meh... I'm tired from dancing like a spazz round the living room to Epic.]]

*buries head in Matt's neck*
*smiles*
*looks up at*
You smell better.
*strokes thigh*
Where were you last night?

-doesn't take eyes off the screen-
-waves in direction of Matt's voice-
Hey.
-watches screen smiling-

Brian wrote:

[[Was watching The Simpsons, haha. Would have responded earlier.
You should do a sequel to the fic.
*throws cookies*

Being able to see is always a bonus, haha.
And other such shit... meh... I'm tired from dancing like a spazz round the living room to Epic.]]

{{Dancing is cool!
AND SO IS THE SIMPSONS!
And *shrug* I have no ideas for the sequel, so I dunno what I can do.
And being able to see is so awesome. Like, I am shortsighted and can't see the TV/boards at school/things far away in general.
BUT NOW I CAN
Taking the contacts out is hard though, putting them in is ok. These are dailies so I have to do it all the time. Dammit.}}

[[Sex. That's the sequel written for you.

Lots of sex and shit.]]

((Jo's internet is fucked. We will have to be patient. ))

((So I will send her post for her. MUHAHA I am the stalker. RAWR!))

-Wraps arm around Brian-
Last night I, uhh…
I went out to get Milk. Like I said.
But while I was there I ran into an old friend.
-Shrugs-
He asked if I wanted to go out to catch up, I thought you’d be okay with Zacky so we went to a bar.
Just… talked and stuff, and then I came home.
-Looks at-
I’m sorry I left you and didn’t say anything. But I didn’t have my phone on me and this guy really wanted to go out.
Sorry.

Seems feasible. I mean, his phone was still left on the table and the milk probably got too warm or something.
*smiles*
*nods*
Okay, I believe you.
*leans on*
You wouldn't lie to me, you know I'd kill you.
*laughs*
So who was it?