RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

{{Convo with this random girl. First she seems to know everything about me, and then she started acting like the biggest A7X fan ever! WTF?!

Spoiler:

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Brian wrote:

*calls back*
I can do it, thank you very much!
I'm not that useless... really.
*laughs*
*cracks eggs into pan*
*watches as they cook*
Uh...
*calls*
Matty, how do you know when eggs are done?

-Grins and steps off of sofa and into kitchen-
-Shakes head-
Uh, Brian?
-Bites lip-
You're not allowed to eat egg when you're pregnant.
{{I learnt that the hard way}}
Sorry babe, the bacteria can harm the baby...

Matty wrote:

-Grins and steps off of sofa and into kitchen-
-Shakes head-
Uh, Brian?
-Bites lip-
You're not allowed to eat egg when you're pregnant.
{{I learnt that the hard way}}
Sorry babe, the bacteria can harm the baby...

((What do you mean you learnt that the hard way?!))

Ugh, yeah I forgot.
*whines*
Then make me something I can eaaaaat.
*pokes*
*sits on counter*

-sighs and gets up-
-walks into kitchen with duvet wrapped around self-
-looks at Matt and Brian-
I got lonely.
-sits on chair by breakfast bar-

*smiles at Zee*
Then you can help me whine at Matt.
*pokes Matt*
I'm hungry, hurry up.
*laughs*

{{I made my sister eggs and it took my fucking ages to do and then I found out she couldn't eat them, I was like LOL}}

-Smiles-
We have a hella lot of cheese.
And bread. And pasta. And meat.
-Looks at Brian-
Anything you'd like with that?

-laughs at Brian-
No. I'm not in the whining mood.
Even though one side of my face feels like it is falling off.
-shrugs-
-looks at Matt-
Bacon pasta bake?
-looks at hopefully-

*nods*
Yep, what he said sounds good.
*pokes*
Go on slave.
*smiles sweetly*

-laughs at Brian-
Matt. Do you want me to help?
I can do a you and be like the naked chef.
-laughs-

*smirks*
You could both do it naked.
That'd make me smile.
*laughs*
Even more.

-Grins and thinks-
Okay... but it can have no mayonaise, egg or salad cream.
-Nods-
Yeah, I think that'll be okay...
-Begins making putting ingrediants together-
[[Insert cooking here]]
-Finishes-
Okay...
-Puts into three plates-
-Smiles-
-Hands to each person-
-Eats-
Mmmm... delicious...
-Grins-

-takes plate-
At least you didn't make me get the condiments this time.
-laughs-
Shit, Brian's here. Shouldn't have said anything...
-takes a bite-
Mmmm, pretty good.

*takes mouthful*
Mmmm.
*kisses Matt's cheek with full mouth*
Tastes like a fucking orgasm.

-looks at Brian-
-raises eyebrow-
Sounds like you are fucking having one.
-laughs-
-takes another mouthful-

-Raises eyebrow and looks at Zacky-
You can get the salt again if you wanna.
-Winks-
-Laughs and eats-
-Looks at Brian-
An orgasm huh? Nice...
-Cracks up-
I'm glad my food can make you feel that good.
-Laughs-

-laughs at Matt-
I'm glad the tension has gone between us.
I think we are finally getting back to normal again...
-remembers-
-says with mouthful-
Oh Brian. Your pills?

-Looks at Brian-
Oh yeah, your pills, I forgot.
-Smiles at-
-Eats food and finishes-
-Puts in dishwasher-
-Looks at Zacky-
Has the post came today? I forgot to ask this morning...

Oh yeah.
*walks into living room*
*grabs pills*
*brings back into kitchen*
*gets glass of water*
*reads back again*
One a day, with food.
Piece of piss.
*pops one out of blister packet*
*swallows with drink*
*smiles at Matt*
Let's hope these help.
*digs back into pasta*
*moans*
Oh, so good.

-Grins-
I hope they help too.
-Goes into fridge and takes out bottle of water-
-Opens and drinks-
-Smiles-
Feel any different yet Brian?
-Laughs-

*deadpans*
Yeah, I feel like I could fuck the both of you together into next week.
*rolls eyes*
I took them, like, four minutes ago.
They're not exactly going to act instantly, numbnuts.

Erm...
Not sure about the post.
I never checked the mail box this morning.
-finishes food-
That was good Matt.
Well done.
-stands up and puts plate in dishwasher-
-walks over to Brian-
-picks up pill box-
-looks at side effect-
-widens eyes-
-looks down at Brian-
Has he read these?

*smirks at Zacky*
Indulging in a little light reading there?
*laughs*

((I think I have worked it out.
See, on this page I have posted 3 times already, this is the fourth.
And you guys only have once each. Well, you did when I am writing this.
I suppose if to every one post you guys make I make three, I will soon add up to have a hell of a lot more posts than you guys.

BUT all the posts I have made haven't been un-necessary. Matt always needs to reply. So therefore, I just think it's cos everyone loves Matt and talks to him a lot so he needs to reply so then my post count will add up.

My answer. ))

Brian wrote:

*smirks at Zacky*
Indulging in a little light reading there?
*laughs*

He knows about this.
-smirks down at-
-puts box back down-
No. Just looking, since I used to be on ones like that once.
-winks at Brian-
-sits back down again-