RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-crosses legs-
You know. Sometimes, I really wish you were here.
It would make things a hell of a lot earlier.
Then, I wouldn't have to rely on my best friends to be my father figures.
I wouldn't have to worry that my father figure is sleeping my boyfriend.
-laughs to self-
-sighs-
I just wish you could have helped me out with some things, you know.
I might have being a better man than I am today.

*smiles*
Okay.
*gets up*
*walks out*
*opens back door quietly*
*slides shut*
*smiles weakly*
*sits by Zacky*
Hey.

-smiles up at stars-
Hey.
I'm just looking up... for some advice, you know.
-looks down-
But, the dead can't help.
-sighs-
-turns to-
So... -shurgs-

-Looks at time-
Fuck. Interview.
Uhh...
-Gets up from seat-
-Finds piece of paper and pen-
-Writes-
We have no milk in. BRB, I'm just popping round the shop to get some. It's late so I'll have to go to the all night one... sorry. But you know how much I like milk before bed...
Matty xxx

-Leaves on sofa-
-Looks in mirror-
Okay I look good.
-Gets coat-
-Opens door-
-Closes behind and heads to car-
-Begins driving to address-

If I do this right, he'll never find out... I just need to leave for work after he has fallen asleep and come back before he wakes up. Sure I'll be a little tired, but I'll be able to sleep in class, they'll just assume I was up all night cos of Brian and his pregnancy...

-Pulls up to address-
-Sees front of place-
Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me.
-Whimpers-
-Gets out of car and walks inside-

-Has a half naked blonde 18 year old girl walk up to-

Hey hot stuff, fancy a lap dance?

NO THANKYOU!!

-Blinks-
-Walks towards bar-
-Says to barman-
Hey I'm Matt Sanders, here for the job?
-Looks around and cringes-

Typical me to apply for a job in a girl's strip club.
-Shivers-

But it pays good money...

Oh I don't know so much, they can help if you really believe they can hear you.
I've always thought they could.
*smiles*
Look, Zee, I'm sorry about this whole thing, okay?
I did sleep with Matt while we were together, it was a couple of days after we finally hooked up. It was a stupid thing to do.
There was nothing particularly romantic about it, nothing that made me realize the way I really felt about him or anything.
I really was thinking of you the whole time.
*smiles*
Which considering that was my first time with Matt has got to have been a blow for him.
*strokes arm*
I really did love you.
You know, you were the only person I could ever have seen myself giving Matt up for.
*shakes head*
But y'know, all in the past now. Just try not to hate me, yeah?
I don't think I could handle that.

I don't hate you.
I'm actually not that bothered.
-shrugs-
I don't know why it's just, there isn't any point me hating you for it.
I know you loved me Brian, you treated me like a complete Prince when we were together. I couldn't have asked for a better first boyfriend, someone to share all my firsts with, my first time.
-smiles at-
But did you really have to say about me and Mick getting it on?
You found out about that like the day after.
-shakes head in mock disgust-
Honestly Brian.
-smiles at-

*laughs*
I'm an asshole, what can I say?
Just don't tell my baby, okay?
*smiles back*
*looks up at sky*
You should be proud of him, Mr Baker.
*looks at*
He's an amazing man.
*grins*

[[Dude, I'm welling up here!!!]]

-leans over bar to guy with lots of tattoos-
Finally, someone of my own kind.
You Matt Sanders?
Come round the back with me.
-waves hand to and walks out of the bar-
-waits for Matt by office door-
-looks around bar-

Brian wrote:

*laughs*
I'm an asshole, what can I say?
Just don't tell my baby, okay?
*smiles back*
*looks up at sky*
You should be proud of him, Mr Baker.
He's an amazing man.
*grins*

[[Dude, I'm welling up here!!!]]

((-holds onto a cries with- LOL.))

-rests head on Brian's shoulder-
-smiles to self-
Thanks man.
I love you.
-kisses cheek-
-smiles at-

-Smiles-
Yup, I'm Matt.
-Walks around back with man-
Finally some fucking cock in this place...
-Smiles at-
Yeah, I uh, I want to get a job here.
-Looks at strippers-
-Laughs-
Not as that...
-Cracks up-
You know as a barman. Just like... nights or something.
-Smiles at-

[[Fall To Pieces and Seize The Day, not a good soundtrack.]]

*wraps arm around shoulders*
Love you too.
*smiles*
Don't think I'd be able to make it through this whole thing without you, man.
You're... you're my new Matt.
*laughs*
Except we've already done the romance.

{{I'm gonna totally spoil your moment, but dudes, Zacky's dad is dead in this? LOL, first I heard of it. I thought he ran out on his mom when Zacky was a kid. I swear Zacky said that to Matt earlier on in the RP. LOL. I didn't know he was dead. Haha.
I'm good....}}

-puts hands in pockets-
-looks up and down at-
-shakes head-
No. You'd be no good as a barman.
You seem to calm.
You'd be better as one of the bodyguards.
-points to girls dancing on poles-
Right. You see those girls there, they need to be protected.
We get some fucking shithead in here.
You know, touching our girls.
Your job, make sure none of them touch our girls.
You got that? Think you can handle that?

Brian wrote:

[[Fall To Pieces and Seize The Day, not a good soundtrack.]]

*wraps arm around shoulders*
Love you too.
*smiles*
Don't think I'd be able to make it through this whole thing without you, man.
You're... you're my new Matt.
*laughs*
Except we've already done the romance.

-sighs-
I can't see Matt as a romantic.
-laughs-
And you know I'm always here man, no matter what.
So, your meds kicked in yet?
-smirks-

((And I swear Zacky's dad ran out on his mum in another RP. Man, I confuse myself, but who really cares. LOL.))

-Thinks-
Yeah that'll be okay, I'm sure.
-Bites lip-
Uh, there are never any serious injuries here, is there? Like no dumbass carrying a knife or anything.
-Smiles-
And yeah sure, I can protect them.
I'll just imagine they're my daughter and any guys coming too close or touch them in ways they don't want I'll fucking kill them...
-Laughs to self-
But if I imagined they were my daughter I'd be hiding her "parts" with my hands and then take my own shirt off and try to cover her up with it . Haha, so maybe not...
-Smiles at Corey-
Great, that's fine.
-Nods-
So... have I got the job then?

{{Has Zacky ever had a normal mom and dad? The whore one his mom was killed.... LOL}}

He'd surprise you.
*smiles*
Well I'm trying to resist the urge to screw you into the wall so I'm guessing that they're kicking in, yeah.
*laughs*
I apologize in advance for any attempts at jumping you.
*smirks*
Suppose I should really go and surprise Matt.

Are you on any types of drugs?
If not, then sure why not. You have the job.
And nawww, no one has ever being stabbed or shot here so we are all good.
Besides, we have guys searching people that look a iffy out the front.
-shurgs-
And yeah.
-puts hand out to shake-
You seem like a nice guy. I'll sure our girls will feel save with you.
-smiles at-

-Smiles and shakes hand-
You can definitely reassure them I will never, ever perv over them.
-Laughs-
There will be more of a chance of me getting up in a bra and thong and dancing than me touching them in any way, I can freaking promise you that.
-Laughs-
And okay, when do you want me to start?
-Smiles-
Oh, and how much does this pay per hour? And how many hours a week is it? And what times is it from?

Brian wrote:

He'd surprise you.
*smiles*
Well I'm trying to resist the urge to screw you into the wall so I'm guessing that they're kicking in, yeah.
*laughs*
I apologize in advance for any attempts at jumping you.
*smirks*
Suppose I should really go and surprise Matt.

-laughs-
Hey. I won't object.
-laughs-
And yeah, go and find your man.
But don't be keeping me up all night.
Or the little Synyster tattoo on Matt's chest may turn into an insomnia fueled back piece.
-laughs and stands up-
-holds hands out to help Brian up-

Matty wrote:

There will be more of a chance of me getting up in a bra and thong and dancing than me touching them in any way, I can freaking promise you that.

[[Oh my God, the images...
I would kill to see that.]]

{{I LOL'd hard at images while writing. LOL, like Jepha in PHA but... Matt instead. LOL.}}

Man, you are the most eager guy we have ever had.
-laughs-
We open at 10, close at 4am.
Pay guards $7 an hour.
If you're are trying to tell me you are gay, I already guessed.
One of the reasons I thought you'd be better looking after the girls.
They trust you not to perv on them.
-pats Matt on the shoulder-
Get to work now if you are up for it.
And come at find me at closing time for your money.
We pay cash upfront here.
-smiles and head into office-

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

He'd surprise you.
*smiles*
Well I'm trying to resist the urge to screw you into the wall so I'm guessing that they're kicking in, yeah.
*laughs*
I apologize in advance for any attempts at jumping you.
*smirks*
Suppose I should really go and surprise Matt.

-laughs-
Hey. I won't object.
-laughs-
And yeah, go and find your man.
But don't be keeping me up all night.
Or the little Synyster tattoo on Matt's chest may turn into an insomnia fueled back piece.
-laughs and stands up-
-holds hands out to help Brian up-

*grins*
*takes hand*
*stands up*
I love all this being looked after.
*laughs*
*heads back into house*
Oh Maaaaaatt...
*sees empty living room*
Matt?
*spies note*
*picks up*
Meh, meh, meh, milk?
*mutters*
Kinda hoped he'd be drinking something else...
*hands note to Zacky*
Does this make any sense to you?

Dude, too much information...
-takes note-
-reads note-
He's gone to get milk?
-shrugs-
Well, we are out. I wanted to make a milkshake today and I couldn't.
-pauses-
Looks like Matt's back is save for now.
-laughs-