RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Pft, no-one fed me on my 18th. My dad was all "You're a man now, do it yourself.". Bastard.
*laughs*
*hugs back*
So how does it feel being 18?
And so help me God if you say old, I'll keep your present.

Erm. Not really that different.
Why, am I glowing?
-gasps- A present?
-claps-
-hugs-
I love you.
-looks up at-
What is it?

Well you do look even hotter than before.
But maybe that's coz I'm allowed to think that now.

*laughs*
You're adorable.
I'm not telling you what it is, that defeats the object.
But it might be in that big box there with the bat wrapping paper.
*smiles*

Even Hotter?
And Baby, you could think that before.
Just now you can put it into action.
-laughs-
-looks over at box-
Aww, the wrapping paper is cute.
-hugs-
How did you know I liked bats?
And if you aren't going to tell me, can you at least let me open it now?
-pouts and pulls puppy dog eyes-
Pretty please....with strawberries and chocolate sauce on top.

Well it was either bats or some cheesy looking bee's wishing you a Hap-bee Birthday.
*shudders*
Word-play isn't cool.
*pretends to think*
Anyone would think you'd just come to see me for the present.
*grasps chest*
Oh Zee, I'm hurt.
*laughs*
Course you can open it now.

You know I love you.
-kisses-
But come on, like you said, you only have your 18th birthday once.
-smiles at-
Or something like that.
-shrugs-
-pulls out of grasp and runs over to present-
-sits on the floor in front of present-
-starts to pull off the wrapping paper-

*laughs*
*sits by*
*watches frenzied opening*
I hope you like it... took forever to find one that was just perfect for you.

((LOL. May I ask, what did you have in mind for a present? I have no idea.))

-looks at Brian-
I'm sure I'll love it just because it's from you.
-continues unwrapping-
-gets to giant black cardboard box-
-bites lip and pulls on the parcel tape-
-looks in the box-
-gasps-

[[LoL, I was thinking a guitar. Or a giant penis. Haha.]]

*looks to Zacky nervously*
You like?
*wrings hands and looks down*
I mean, I couldn't think of anything else and... heh...

((Awesome. Thats what I was thinking, the guitar not the penis, LOL, even though Jo thought that Brian was gonna give Zacky his penis wrapped in a bow, but anyways. Yeah, me and Jo had a conversation about what Syn was gonna get him when see came round on Thursday. LOL.))

-pulls open box and stares at guitar-
You...you got me a guitar?
Oh my God. I love it.
-turns to Brian-
I love you.
-jumps at and hugs-
Thank you so much.

*grins*
You're welcome.
It's a left handed one too, so you don't need to re-string it or anything.
*kisses head*
Maybe this is the right thing to do. He's so happy. I'm feeling relaxed, everything feels right...
Took me forever to find the perfect one for you. I swear the guy in the shop thought I was just in there playing them for fun. Must have spent 4 hours just looking in the one shop for you.

-smiles at-
I bet you hated that, being surrounded by all those guitars.
What a nightmare.
-grins-
-pulls guitar out of box-
It's actually perfect.
-strokes fretboard-
I couldn't ask for a better present.
-smiles up at-
Thank you.
-kisses-

*kisses back*
You seem to underestimate how horrifically painful it was knowing I couldn't take any of them home for my very own.
*shudders*
I had a little cry in the bathroom.
*laughs*
I'm glad you like it.

[[OH MY GOD! IT'S JUST HIT ME!!! A7X are performing at the Summersonic Festival a week on Wednesday, yeah? Meaning... heh, we should hear some new A7X tracks within the next couple of weeks. Even if they're shitty quality phone recorded YouTube ones... NEW A7X MUSIC!!!]]

((Boom I'm back! :D
*Reads old posts*))

Awww.
-strokes face-
Poor Brian.
-laughs-
-breathes-
I still can't over the fact you brought me a guitar.
-laughs weakly-

((Thats a thought. YAY!!!))

Matty wrote:

((Boom I'm back! :D
*Reads old posts*))

((Hello fellow moderator. I had fun at my uncles today. Not. ))

Well it was either that or me answering the door wearing nothing but a smile and a strategically placed ribbon.
*laughs*
I figured a guitar might help me stay out of jail for indecent exposure.
Besides it's something useful too... and red.
*strokes guitars body*
My first guitar was red.
I know this isn't your first but still, heh...
Shut up Brian.

((Twas interesting today. My cousin scared me, as usual. He was funny though, they left early and we just texted eachother. Why the hell does he end his text Lukeh x? LOL Probably cos I end all mine Matty x LOL, just cos A) I am Matt and B) It's funny cos if someone reads the text then they'll think a guy loves him. LOL.
But seriously, I swear to god somethin is going on, my stepmom and dad and relatives all say aboot me and Luke and how we should meet up and go to town together. It's like some weird arranged marrage. LOL.
It's even worse that he looks more and more like Billy Joe everytime I see him. Grr. LOL.
What else happened today?
Oh yeah, Chloe MY COUSIN MARK IS A DANNY LANE VICTIM!!!
EEK! He's gotten to southampton boys Noooo!! LOL
Oh, and I'll keep out of the Synacky. Haha,))

-laughs-
I wouldn't have complained, the neighbours might have done though.
-looks at guitar-
Whatever. All I know is that I love it and you.
-kisses-
My first guitar was blue. But it got destoryed at a gig.
I miss Joey.
-smiles at-
Anways, what did you have planned for my birthday then?

Matty wrote:

((Twas interesting today. My cousin scared me, as usual. He was funny though, they left early and we just texted eachother. Why the hell does he end his text Lukeh x? LOL Probably cos I end all mine Matty x LOL, just cos A) I am Matt and B) It's funny cos if someone reads the text then they'll think a guy loves him. LOL.
But seriously, I swear to god somethin is going on, my stepmom and dad and relatives all say aboot me and Luke and how we should meet up and go to town together. It's like some weird arranged marrage. LOL.
It's even worse that he looks more and more like Billy Joe everytime I see him. Grr. LOL.
What else happened today?
Oh yeah, Chloe MY COUSIN MARK IS A DANNY LANE VICTIM!!!
EEK! He's gotten to southampton boys Noooo!! LOL
Oh, and I'll keep out of the Synacky. Haha,))

((Glad you had fun. I didn't. Anyways, Yeah.))

I'm glad.
My first guitar's still in my guitar room.
Along with about a billion others.
Heh.
Matt doesn't get how I can have so many.
Planned?
Well, that was about it.
Oh!
That and your cake... well, I say cake more like... meh, you'll see.
*gets up*
*heads to kitchen*
*grabs special muffin with candle in from counter*
*pulls lighter from pocket*
*flips open*
*lights candle*
*flips shut and puts back in pocket*
*walks back into lounge carefully carrying muffin*
*starts singing*
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday To You,
*puts on table in front of Zacky*
Happy Birthday Zaccckkkkkkyyyy!
Happy Birthday To You.
*kisses hair*
Ta-dah!!!

[[My family have gone AWOL. This isn't good.
Mainly because I'm hungry and can't cook anything we have in this damn house except soup. Normally that'd be fine but heh, I've had three cans over the past two days. I'd rather like something different. They're normally back from my grandma's by now. I'd call them but they have shit phone signals.]]

Aww a muffin with a single candle.
You are too cute.
-blows out candle-
-looks up at Brian-
I may not be able to eat much, since I was stuffed within an inch of my life by my aunts with the pasta and so much food...
So, you wanna share it with me?
-takes candle out and places carefully on plate-

((Aww Chloeh, what happened today? Why did you not enjoy it so much?

ZOMG! I haven't said.
My stepmother scared me. This is what she told me about her:

When she was a teenger she dressed differently.
She liked rock music.
She was in bands.
She liked doing Art a lot, and liked making things.
She customized her own clothes to make them different.
She was against marriage.
She went out with rebel guys.
She got on well with her parents.
She liked writing.
She met my dad and people thought she was insane cos he was someone she would never go out with. And when she got engaged to him all her bandmates were shocked and disappointed in her cos she had always said she will never marry.

Sound familiar Chloe?
You guys should meet, you may get on really well or hate eachother. LOL.
I was like :O when she told me in the car. Haha. ))

Matty wrote:

((Aww Chloeh, what happened today? Why did you not enjoy it so much?

ZOMG! I haven't said.
My stepmother scared me. This is what she told me about her:

When she was a teenger she dressed differently.
She liked rock music.
She was in bands.
She liked doing Art a lot, and liked making things.
She customized her own clothes to make them different.
She was against marriage.
She went out with rebel guys.
She got on well with her parents.
She liked writing.
She met my dad and people thought she was insane cos he was someone she would never go out with. And when she got engaged to him all her bandmates were shocked and disappointed in her cos she had always said she will never marry.

Sound familiar Chloe?
You guys should meet, you may get on really well or hate eachother. LOL.
I was like :O when she told me in the car. Haha. ))

((They talked about gardening, and farming, the weather and food for 4 freaking hours! I was ready to explode at about 3. I wish I hadn't gone even though a free lunch was the only reason i went. And that was roast Beef so ))
((NO! I am not your step mother! Ahhhh. LOL. Muha, i'd probably like her. ))