RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

I will.
It's not like I don't like them or anything.
-Grins-
-Shakes head-
Always so forward Bert.
-Looks towards desk and see's supplies-
And you have it all prepared.
-Laughs-
Such a romantic.
-Rolls eyes-
-Undoes own jeans and pulls down underwear-
-Takes off shirt-
-Puts on condom and lube-
Ready Bertykins?
-Laughs-
-Grabs hold of and pushes self in hard-

((Dooo you havee any hot pictures of Brandan Scripettttttiieieieiti? Cos Lily thinks he is an ugly chav. WE MUST PROVE HER WRONG! :twisted: ))

[[Best I can find:

Spoiler:

Even I'd have a go there, haha. ;)]]

Matt wrote:

I will.
It's not like I don't like them or anything.
-Grins-
-Shakes head-
Always so forward Bert.
-Looks towards desk and see's supplies-
And you have it all prepared.
-Laughs-
Such a romantic.
-Rolls eyes-
-Undoes own jeans and pulls down underwear-
-Takes off shirt-
-Puts on condom and lube-
Ready Bertykins?
-Laughs-
-Grabs hold of and pushes self in hard-

*moans loudly*
Fucking call me that again and I'll rip your head from your neck and spit down your throat.
*pushes back*
Fuck, Matt... just fuck me...

((I drooled. A lot. Let's see what she says to that...))

Quote :

*moans loudly*
Fucking call me that again and I'll rip your head from your neck and spit down your throat.
*pushes back*
Fuck, Matt... just fuck me...

-Grins-
Sure thing... Bertykins.
-Laughs-
You wouldn't kill me anyway. Think you could cope with never having this again?
-Begins thrusting-
-Moans-
-Grabs hold of-
Not being able to have this?
-Pounds harder-
-Groans loudly-
Fuck Bert!
-Sinks fingernails into skin-
-Moans-

[[Oh God, I totally had a moment...

Spoiler:

I wish I was that photographer... *drifts off*]]

((She says he has a hot body. But not his tattoos. And doesnt have a very nice face. And is still a chav.
Grrrr.
She thinks the same aboot Shadows too.
-Glares-
She thinks he is an ugly chav buzz lightyear lookalike.
Strange person.
Have any really hot pics of him? (Matt not Buzz. LOL) I know I do but meh.))

Matt wrote:

Quote :

*moans loudly*
Fucking call me that again and I'll rip your head from your neck and spit down your throat.
*pushes back*
Fuck, Matt... just fuck me...

-Grins-
Sure thing... Bertykins.
-Laughs-
You wouldn't kill me anyway. Think you could cope with never having this again?
-Begins thrusting-
-Moans-
-Grabs hold of-
Not being able to have this?
-Pounds harder-
-Groans loudly-
Fuck Bert!
-Sinks fingernails into skin-
-Moans-

*moans loudly*
Matt, I could get this off *moans* any of my whores.
*pushes back*
You're not special, you know!
*moans loudly*
At least fucking aim right you asshole!

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

[[Oh God, I totally had a moment...

Spoiler:

I wish I was that photographer... *drifts off*]]

((It is so wrong that I find that hot))

Matt wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

[[Oh God, I totally had a moment...

Spoiler:

I wish I was that photographer... *drifts off*]]

((It is so wrong that I find that hot))

[[LoL, you're not alone. Oh and we've had confirmation... *shudders* The Mikey photo? Real.]]

Quote :

*moans loudly*
Matt, I could get this off *moans* any of my whores.
*pushes back*
You're not special, you know!
*moans loudly*
At least fucking aim right you asshole!

-Slaps-
Fuck yeah I am. And don't fucking forget it.
You need to deal with it I'm not scared of you.
-Finds spot-
-Hits hard-
There you fucking go Bertykins, you fucking feel that?
You know I am special. I am different than the others.
-Laughs-
-Moans-
-Continues to hit-

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Matt wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

[[Oh God, I totally had a moment...

Spoiler:

I wish I was that photographer... *drifts off*]]

((It is so wrong that I find that hot))

[[LoL, you're not alone. Oh and we've had confirmation... *shudders* The Mikey photo? Real.]]

((Real? Really? LOL so much! What was it from?!))

Matt wrote:

Quote :

*moans loudly*
Matt, I could get this off *moans* any of my whores.
*pushes back*
You're not special, you know!
*moans loudly*
At least fucking aim right you asshole!

-Slaps-
Fuck yeah I am. And don't fucking forget it.
You need to deal with it I'm not scared of you.
-Finds spot-
-Hits hard-
There you fucking go Bertykins, you fucking feel that?
You know I am special. I am different than the others.
-Laughs-
-Moans-
-Continues to hit-

*moans*
Nice to see you've grown a pair, Shadows.
*moans loudly as spot is hit*
Fuck... yes...
You're no different to any of them.
Just coz I let you fuck me, doesn't make you special... just makes you a bigger whore than the others.
*yells*
Oh fuck MATT!

Matt wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Matt wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

[[Oh God, I totally had a moment...

Spoiler:

I wish I was that photographer... *drifts off*]]

((It is so wrong that I find that hot))

[[LoL, you're not alone. Oh and we've had confirmation... *shudders* The Mikey photo? Real.]]

((Real? Really? LOL so much! What was it from?!))

[[I dunno. I kinda started crying when I heard through fear. I'm assuming he was caught messing around and... oh Goooood... *cries* IT'S NOT RIGHT!]]

-Hits spot harder-
I'm special cos I don't get repulsed by you.
I want to fucking do this. I want to fucking spend more time with you.
And I'm special cos I am not gonna let myself be controlled by you.
-Hits again-
-Cries out-
Ohh fuck Bert!
And... I'm special because I'm not scared of you at all unlike the others.
I'm fucking special.
-Hits again-
-Breathes loudly and moans loudly-
You treat me different than the others anyway.
And if I'm not special, why the fuck do I do this all the time...
-Hits again hardest-
FUCK BERT!!!
Why not someone else?

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Matt wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Matt wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

[[Oh God, I totally had a moment...

Spoiler:

I wish I was that photographer... *drifts off*]]

((It is so wrong that I find that hot))

[[LoL, you're not alone. Oh and we've had confirmation... *shudders* The Mikey photo? Real.]]

((Real? Really? LOL so much! What was it from?!))

[[I dunno. I kinda started crying when I heard through fear. I'm assuming he was caught messing around and... oh Goooood... *cries* IT'S NOT RIGHT!]]

((*Shivers* I. Don't. Want. To. Even. Think. About. Why. He. Was. Dressed. Like. That.))

Matt wrote:

-Hits spot harder-
I'm special cos I don't get repulsed by you.
I want to fucking do this. I want to fucking spend more time with you.
And I'm special cos I am not gonna let myself be controlled by you.
-Hits again-
-Cries out-
Ohh fuck Bert!
And... I'm special because I'm not scared of you at all unlike the others.
I'm fucking special.
-Hits again-
-Breathes loudly and moans loudly-
You treat me different than the others anyway.
And if I'm not special, why the fuck do I do this all the time...
-Hits again hardest-
FUCK BERT!!!
Why not someone else?

You're only doing this because you want to forget about your precious *hisses* Synyster. It's all about love with you, Matt.
And you're not the only one who does this... *screams*
I've had all of my whores over here.
I don't treat you any differently, you're a good lay that's all there is *moans* to it. Don't expect me to fall in love with you, Sanders because I don't do that. You're a fucking whore to me, you're a piece of meat, I don't need you but I keep you around for the *moans* money and the view.
*begins jerking self off*


[[Heh, trying to get Bert to really piss Matt off but I'm running out of ways for him to do it!]]

Quote :

You're only doing this because you want to forget about your precious *hisses* Synyster. It's all about love with you, Matt.
And you're not the only one who does this... *screams*
I've had all of my whores over here.
I don't treat you any differently, you're a good lay that's all there is *moans* to it. Don't expect me to fall in love with you, Sanders because I don't do that. You're a fucking whore to me, you're a piece of meat, I don't need you but I keep you around for the *moans* money and the view.
*begins jerking self off*


[[Heh, trying to get Bert to really piss Matt off but I'm running out of ways for him to do it!]]

-Grabs hold of and thrusts into hardest-
-Almost screams-
Fuck you Bert. Seriously fuck you.
I don't want to love you. I don't wanna love anyone. All I fucking care about is what I want from you. I don't care about you. I don't give a shit if you don't care about me.
-Hits harder-
-Screams- FUCK BERT!!!
And I don't give a fuck about love anymore. Syn is my friend. My little now depressed friend who I will have to take care of.
Stop pretending you know me cos you fucking don't.
-Hits again-
And I'm... I'm almost there....
-Cries out and pounds into spot again-

You whores, no stamina.
*jerks off harder*
I know you better than you think Sanders. We're not so different you and I. You're doing all this for revenge. You'd fuck him in a second if he asked you to. You'd hold him and whisper sweet nothings in his ear, then you'd *moans* make love to him, telling him how perfect he was and how nothing would hurt him again.
*cries out name*
Fuck, maybe you'd let him top you again.
I just wish I'd seen that...
*closes eyes*
Ohhh, now I do... soft kisses, apologies for the pain... it's sickening.
This is what sex should be...
*moans loudly*
All hard, and rough and hot...
*laughs*
Fuck me, Matt... make me come.

-Glares-
Stop fucking talking about Syn like you know him, it's actually sickening.
And you know something, give me what I had, all that sweet shit and give me this, fucking you over a table, us arguing, I would fucking choose Brian anytime.
-Hits spot hardest yet-
-Screams and hits hard agian-
Fuck I'm coming...
-Closes eyes-
-See's Syn's face smiling-
I love you Matty, I promise I'll never hurt you, we can beat Bert, I know we can, we'll be okay...
-Hits one more time-
-Shuts mouth tight to prevent saying outloud-
OHGODBRIAN!!!!
-Spills inside of Bert-

*moans*
That's what I wanted, the anger, the fire...
*screams*
*comes over hand*
*laughs*
I don't know Syn? I know him better than you think. I know you all more than you realize. You're all the same.
*shakes head*
You all think this will make your sad little lives that much better. The money, the men. You're all clones.

-Pulls out of Bert and cleans self-
-Puts clothes back on-
-Breathes loudly-
-Rolls eyes-
Stop making me feel small Bert, it's not working.
You may know us. You may have fucking spies watching us but you will still not know what we are like on the inside. We aren't clones. We're all fucking different.
You have no idea.
-Gets Bert up-
-Bites lip and fakes thoughts-
But. How does it feel knowing that if I put one toe out of line you could kill me in an instant.
-Laughs-
By chains... guns.. helpers...
What does it feel like knowing I could kill you with my bare hands?
-Smirks-
I guess that makes you feel really small, huh?
-Rolls eyes-
Like you would admit it.
-Looks towards door-
Goodbye Bert.

You don't scare me, Matt. You haven't got it in you. You wouldn't dare touch me because you're too moral. You want to be tough and badass and all that bullshit but when it comes down to it, you're still just a whiny pussy. You can't kill me, none of you can.
*re-dresses*
Get out of my sight.

-Sighs-
You just keep telling yourself that Bert.
-Walks towards door-
I think I left all my morals behind last night when I told you to kill Gerard.
See you around I guess.
-Leaves-
-Shakes head-
-Begins to walk back home-