RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

Meroko wrote:

Matt wrote:

((LOL Meroko is kinda observing this like its a soap opera or something. LOL))

((Lulz Yeah. This would get higher ratings than eastenders!!))

((I would sure watch it! Eastenders with hotter characters, better accents and more boylove. What's not to like? LOL))

Matt wrote:

-Turns around quickly-
-Smiles-
I knew it would only be a matter of time until you show up Bert.
-Smiles-
-Moves towards-
-Rubs Bert's arm and grins up at-
What do you want?

Come on, I do this guy all the time and he loves it. He loves me seducing him. He loves being with me in general. He can't hurt me... can he?

-collapses to floor on his knees-
-looks up at him and Bert-
Why the hell is he being nice to him?!

*watches Matt's ministrations*
*smiles*
*thrusts gun under throat*
What I want, Matty, is this pig dead and my business back to how it was.

Matt wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Matt wrote:

((LOL Meroko is kinda observing this like its a soap opera or something. LOL))

((Lulz Yeah. This would get higher ratings than eastenders!!))

((I would sure watch it! Eastenders with hotter characters, better accents and more boylove. What's not to like? LOL))

[[The fact Syn's gay and I therefore have no chance to seduce his hot ass?]]

[[Damn, just given myself away.]]

-Narrows eyebrows and looks up at-
I'm not scared, kill me! Go ahead.
That's what you want, huh?
What if I refuse? What are you gonna do then?
Kill me? Kill him?
You kill him Syn will be heartbroken.
You kill me Zacky will.
You kill me then. I will be dead, obviously. You'd loose the great sex and three of your best fucking whores.
You want that?
-Smiles and continues stroking Bert-
Do you?

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Matt wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Matt wrote:

((LOL Meroko is kinda observing this like its a soap opera or something. LOL))

((Lulz Yeah. This would get higher ratings than eastenders!!))

((I would sure watch it! Eastenders with hotter characters, better accents and more boylove. What's not to like? LOL))

[[The fact Syn's gay and I therefore have no chance to seduce his hot ass?]]

((He'd only be acting.
If it was a real soap.
But Gee's gay REALLY, So there'd be no problem for him.
LIKE TARA AND WILLOW.
-watches too much Buffy-))

((My mom just made me cry...))

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

[[Damn, just given myself away.]]

((More by the 'seduce his hot ass' then the smallish purple font. xD))

Meroko wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Matt wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Matt wrote:

((LOL Meroko is kinda observing this like its a soap opera or something. LOL))

((Lulz Yeah. This would get higher ratings than eastenders!!))

((I would sure watch it! Eastenders with hotter characters, better accents and more boylove. What's not to like? LOL))

[[The fact Syn's gay and I therefore have no chance to seduce his hot ass?]]

((He'd only be acting.
If it was a real soap.
But Gee's gay REALLY, So there'd be no problem for him.
LIKE TARA AND WILLOW.
-watches too much Buffy-))

[[BUFFY FTW!!!]]

((Bert looks hot in his siggie. O.O))

Matt wrote:

((Bert looks hot in his siggie. O.O))

((HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE JESUS! O.O))

((You're right! He doesnt! :o OMG!))

Matt wrote:

-Narrows eyebrows and looks up at-
I'm not scared, kill me! Go ahead.
That's what you want, huh?
What if I refuse? What are you gonna do then?
Kill me? Kill him?
You kill him Syn will be heartbroken.
You kill me Zacky will.
You kill me then. I will be dead, obviously. You'd loose the great sex and three of your best fucking whores.
You want that?
-Smiles and continues stroking Bert-
Do you?

[[Just got images of Matt's eyebrows shrinking... and now I can't stop laughing. Oh God.]]

Matt, I could never kill you. Just like I couldn't kill Syn. You two and the fat one are the reason my business is still afloat. But I could quite easily kill this guy. Syn wouldn't be that upset. He's a whore, he's not in love with the kid. He's just in love with the life he could give him. He'd find someone else.
*mock gasps*
Maybe he'd even go back to you!
*waves gun at Gerard*
You could have Syn back if I get rid of this guy.
*smirks*

Gerard wrote:

((My mom just made me cry...))

[[*hugs*
Aw, hon, it's okay. What did she do?]]

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Matt wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Matt wrote:

((LOL Meroko is kinda observing this like its a soap opera or something. LOL))

((Lulz Yeah. This would get higher ratings than eastenders!!))

((I would sure watch it! Eastenders with hotter characters, better accents and more boylove. What's not to like? LOL))

[[The fact Syn's gay and I therefore have no chance to seduce his hot ass?]]

((He'd only be acting.
If it was a real soap.
But Gee's gay REALLY, So there'd be no problem for him.
LIKE TARA AND WILLOW.
-watches too much Buffy-))

[[BUFFY FTW!!!]]

((O.O I love Buffy. The show I mean.))

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Matt wrote:

-Narrows eyebrows and looks up at-
I'm not scared, kill me! Go ahead.
That's what you want, huh?
What if I refuse? What are you gonna do then?
Kill me? Kill him?
You kill him Syn will be heartbroken.
You kill me Zacky will.
You kill me then. I will be dead, obviously. You'd loose the great sex and three of your best fucking whores.
You want that?
-Smiles and continues stroking Bert-
Do you?

[[Just got images of Matt's eyebrows shrinking... and now I can't stop laughing. Oh God.]]

Matt, I could never kill you. Just like I couldn't kill Syn. You two and the fat one are the reason my business is still afloat. But I could quite easily kill this guy. Syn wouldn't be that upset. He's a whore, he's not in love with the kid. He's just in love with the life he could give him. He'd find someone else.
*mock gasps*
Maybe he'd even go back to you!
*waves gun at Gerard*
You could have Syn back if I get rid of this guy.
*smirks*

-shakes head-
Matt, please...don't listen to him

Meroko wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

[[Damn, just given myself away.]]

((More by the 'seduce his hot ass' then the smallish purple font. xD))

[[Yeah, I gathered that'd be what did it. Even before I realized I'd turned it purple. Haha.]]

Meroko wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Matt wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Matt wrote:

((LOL Meroko is kinda observing this like its a soap opera or something. LOL))

((Lulz Yeah. This would get higher ratings than eastenders!!))

((I would sure watch it! Eastenders with hotter characters, better accents and more boylove. What's not to like? LOL))

[[The fact Syn's gay and I therefore have no chance to seduce his hot ass?]]

((He'd only be acting.
If it was a real soap.
But Gee's gay REALLY, So there'd be no problem for him.
LIKE TARA AND WILLOW.
-watches too much Buffy-))

[[BUFFY FTW!!!]]

((O.O I love Buffy. The show I mean.))

[[I've only missed six episodes out of the entire 7 seasons it ran. I worship Buffy. And Angel. <3]]

-Shakes head-
If you wanna kill Gerard, Bert, you'll have to kill me first.
Cos I am not gonna let you kill some innocent kid.
((Gerard's older than him BUT STILL))
And it's too late for me and Syn. He and Gerard...
-Sighs and turns and looks at Gerard-
-Shakes head-
Why do you want him again? What the fuck has he done to you?
-Moves closer-
Can't you just...
-Touches gun and stroke hand holding it softly-
Put the gun down and leave it?
Killing him will only make everything worse.
-Smiles-

(( :lol!: -dies- xDDDD

I've started a league of devoted wiL fans on youtube. xD

This girl asks the name of the lead singer of Aiden, and I'm all
" wiL Francis.

And it's capitalizated like that.
I hate it when people forget."

...Five minutes later...

i kno!!!!!!!........its only cuz theyre dumb

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its wiL Francis and dnt 4get tht name

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wiL Francis
notice 1 L not 2

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Yeah u go girl!!!


-pales- xD))

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Gerard wrote:

((My mom just made me cry...))

[[*hugs*
Aw, hon, it's okay. What did she do?]]

((Like i said before..forcing me to eat again! She just gave me a breakfast bar and told me to eat it or no computer anymore! It's making me want to throw up! I'm telling you the truth, im not anorexic! In fact, I eat all the time, but I don't know what's wrong with me right now. -hugs tight and cries on shoulder- It's not funny...))

((Am I the only one who kinda likes Bert in this? I've always prefered the bad guys anyway. I would be tempted to make Matt turn evil and join Bert's side but I won't don't worry. But still, Bert's character is kinda sexy. I am just a really bad person, aren't I? I'ma shut up now...))

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Bert [P.I.M.P] wrote:

Matt wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Matt wrote:

((LOL Meroko is kinda observing this like its a soap opera or something. LOL))

((Lulz Yeah. This would get higher ratings than eastenders!!))

((I would sure watch it! Eastenders with hotter characters, better accents and more boylove. What's not to like? LOL))

[[The fact Syn's gay and I therefore have no chance to seduce his hot ass?]]

((He'd only be acting.
If it was a real soap.
But Gee's gay REALLY, So there'd be no problem for him.
LIKE TARA AND WILLOW.
-watches too much Buffy-))

[[BUFFY FTW!!!]]

((O.O I love Buffy. The show I mean.))

[[I've only missed six episodes out of the entire 7 seasons it ran. I worship Buffy. And Angel. <3]]

((I knowwww. Buffy and Angel are awesome.
I have all the Buffy box sets.

I cried when Tara died and Oz turned into a werewolf and all that.))

((I loved Oz. Haha. And Spike... and....*Drifts off*))

(((And we're not laughing Becky! I'm so sorry! If you say your not annorexic, than your not, whatever. But still, yeah, your mom is only trying to look out for you. Why dont you try and talk to her about it?)))