RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

((OK. PS: Nice siggie ;)))

((Thanks.
But I just came back to complain.

You made me want to listen to P.I.M.P - Fifty Cent.

Just sayin'. ))

(( :lol!: 50 Cent? LOL you chav. Ha.))

(( Not you too!! Lily calls me a chav all the time. x-x))

((Aww why she call ye a chav? LOL I did cozz you mentioned 50 cent so mehhhhhhhhh))

[[Oooh, I love how I was all includified! XD

And yes, Becky, Syn is God. His solos are amazing. He even pulled off a Dimebag solo and Dime is like, higher than God. May he rest in peace. :(]]

DURING THE NIGHT...

*wakes up*
What the...
Oh God, my head...
*reaches to rub head*
*can't move wrists*
What the hell?
*turns round*
*sees wrists chained*
What in the name of holy hell is going on?!

*maniacal giggle*

Bert?!
What the fuck is going on?

Oh come on, Syn, you should have known I'd find you out eventually.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You and Matt, you and that cop? How can you do this to me Syn? After I've been so good to you...

Good to me? You call beating the shit out of me and chaining me up good to me?

*moves behind Syn*
*leans down to whisper in ear*
You forget, Haner, I'm the only reason you're not have your ass pounded in jail. You're a very pretty boy, Brian. They'd have a lot of fun with you in there.

Heh, and you wouldn't give 'em chance to get you, would you? I mean, you'd have to go near a shower to drop the soap.

*slaps*
Listen to me, Brian, I wasn't going to kill you but you keep giving me shit and...

And what? You'll slap me to death? Come on Bert, you haven't got the guts to kill me.

*pulls gun*
*presses to Syn's temple*
Haven't I?

Don't let him know you're nervous...
*shakes head*
That's why I'm chained up, isn't it? You couldn't take me in a fair fight. You know I'd get that gun off you and I wouldn't hesitate to smoke you myself.

*smacks face with butt of gun*

Ow.
How do you expect me to get customers if you keep fucking up my face?

Listen, Haner, I'm not going to kill you. Hell, I'm even going to get that nose cleaned up for you. Then I'm going to let you go.

And I'm going to tell Gerard, Matt and Zacky everything...

No, you're not.

*quirks eyebrow*
And how are you going to stop me?

Simple. You tell the cop. I kill the cop. I've got someone on the inside. They can make it look like an accident. No-one will ever know.

I'd know.

And who's going to believe a whore like you?

So what was the whole point in all this, Bert? You just wanted some revenge for that? *nods towards arm* Or did you actually have a reason to break my nose?

You're too close to that cop. You needed reminding of what I could do if you dared to mess with me.

:roll:
Gerard's a client.

Not according to my sources. Apparently you're falling in love with him.

*goes quiet*

A cop, Syn? Couldn't he have at least been a dealer? Fuck, he's not even attractive! I can't risk having you run off with him. Not when you know enough to bring everything I have crashing down around me.

So you think I'm just going to stay away from him? You can't monitor everything I do.

Oh? How do you think I know about your feelings for him? I have my ways Syn. I'm letting you off easily this time. Either you stop seeing him. Or I kill him and tell the police everything I have on you.

You're an asshole.

Do we have an agreement, Syn?

Why don't you uncuff me so we can shake on it?

*reaches for chains*
Ha... nice try.

It was, wasn't it? Fine... I'll stay away from Gerard.
As much as it's going to kill me...

*presses harsh kiss to lips*
Good. I'll let my boys get you to a hospital... *gestures to nose*you need that looking at.

*spits*
Sorry, can't stand the taste of grease.
*feels hard whack upside head*
Fuck not again...
*passes out*

[[Fuck, that took forever. Hope it makes sense. =\]]

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((Awww poor Syn! Damn Bertykins. Even though I loveeee him))

Matt wrote:: ((Awww poor Syn! Damn Bertykins. Even though I loveeee him))

[[LoL, I loves Bert too. But he does just seem like a greasy bastard pimp, haha.]]

-Sits on park bench with head in hands-
-Sniffs to self-
I hate feeling useless...

And you will do for the rest of your life..

-Growls-
-Ignores-

I just gotta ignore it.
-Gets rained on-
-Groans-
I would move. Retreat back home. There's nothing I can do. I've tried and I've failed.
But right now all I wanna do is sit here...
-Smiles sadly-
-Kid walk past-

Hey Mister, are you okay?

I'm fine lad, don't worry about me.

Can I help you? You look down...

Naa, don't worry, there's nothing you can do about it...

Why don't you go to the church. Go see Father Leto, he can help out with anything...

-Smiles-
The church don't want me kid.

Well, if you're sure, whatever.
-Smiles and runs off-

-Laughs-
Yeah. Go to the church. Confess my sins
-Smiles and shakes head-
I'd burn the second I stepped into the church. The amount of... sins I have.
-Coughs-
-Looks back up to sky-
-Rains onto face-

((I would saywe should so tell him that when we meet him. But... no.
-Scowls to self-
I really should get out of bed. I woke up at 6 this morning and it felt like 10. I laid there for hours and now I can't get up.
I need a job, seriously.))

((Fuckfuckfuck.
My eye has well and truly gone.
I thought it'd heal... 3 days now. T-T))

Meroko wrote:: ((Fuckfuckfuck.
My eye has well and truly gone.
I thought it'd heal... 3 days now. T-T))

((Where has your eye gone? Go tell your parents or something, eyes are important it is what we READ stuff with and LOOK at pretty ~~slashy~~ hot pictures with -hugs eyes-))

((I love the fact that wiL Francis is the undercover guy. Yeah, cos he just so unnoticable and could blend in anywhere. :roll: LOL))

Matt wrote:: ((I love the fact that wiL Francis is the undercover guy. Yeah, cos he just so unnoticable and could blend in anywhere. :roll: LOL))

He could just wear suits and shades and brush is hair

And not wear makeup. o.o

Weirdddd.

Noo, my mum would kick me off the computer.
My eye having 'sploded will be our little secret))

[[*is trying not to imagine corrupt priest Father Leto*]]

*wakes up... again*
*opens eyes*
Ow... ow... sunlight...
*screws eyes shut*

Good morning, Mr Haner.

A woman... oh God... please say I didn't...
*opens eyes*
*sees hospital room*
*sees nurse*
Oh thank God...
*memories of the night before come back*
Um... what am I doing here?

You were brought in last night by a few men who'd found you on the street. They said you'd been attacked by some kids.

Kids? Ha! Like I could be beaten to a pulp by kids...
Oh... thanks.
Um... did, these guys stick around?

No. They left soon after they dropped you off.
Is their anyone you'd like us to call for you?

*shakes head*
*looks out of window*
I don't have anyone.

I'm surprised, good looking man like you. You'd think there'd be someone out there worried about you...

Well... there, there is someone. I mean, I don't want him here. I just want him to know I'm okay.
*turns to nurse*
I am going to be okay? Right? I'm not going to be hideously disfigured or anything.

:roll: You're going to be fine. It's mainly bumps and bruises. We kept you in for observation and because we couldn't find anyone to come pick you up. Who do you want us to call?

My boy... my friend, Matt. The number should be in my phone, which I'm assuming is in my pants over there because there's no pockets in this damn robe.

*smiles*
We've put in complaints about that.
*laughs softly*
I'll go call him now.

Thanks.
*turns head back to window*

Meroko wrote:

Matt wrote:: ((I love the fact that wiL Francis is the undercover guy. Yeah, cos he just so unnoticable and could blend in anywhere. :roll: LOL))

He could just wear suits and shades and brush is hair

And not wear makeup. o.o

Weirdddd.

Noo, my mum would kick me off the computer.
My eye having 'sploded will be our little secret))

[[I've met the guy with brushed hair and no make-up. It's wrong and unnatural. He's spotty as fuck.]]

Syn wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Matt wrote:: ((I love the fact that wiL Francis is the undercover guy. Yeah, cos he just so unnoticable and could blend in anywhere. :roll: LOL))

He could just wear suits and shades and brush is hair

And not wear makeup. o.o

Weirdddd.

Noo, my mum would kick me off the computer.
My eye having 'sploded will be our little secret))

[[I've met the guy with brushed hair and no make-up. It's wrong and unnatural. He's spotty as fuck.]]

Probably a chocoholic.

Or wears too much makeup to begin with.

HA.

Meroko wrote:

Syn wrote:

Meroko wrote:

Matt wrote:: ((I love the fact that wiL Francis is the undercover guy. Yeah, cos he just so unnoticable and could blend in anywhere. :roll: LOL))

He could just wear suits and shades and brush is hair

And not wear makeup. o.o

Weirdddd.

Noo, my mum would kick me off the computer.
My eye having 'sploded will be our little secret))

[[I've met the guy with brushed hair and no make-up. It's wrong and unnatural. He's spotty as fuck.]]

Probably a chocoholic.

Or wears too much makeup to begin with.

HA.

[[He needs some Clearasiiiiiiil!]]

(( :twisted: ))

-Sits on bench-
-Smiles at people walking passed-
Ha, they have such good lives such...
-Shuts up when hears phone vibrating-
Brian?
-Fishes out of pocket quickly and opens-
Hello?

Hello, is this Matt?

It is! Who is this?

This is Nurse Scabbia speaking, are you familiar with Brian Haner?

:shock:
Yeah... yeah I am. Wait, is he at the hospital?
-Stands up quickly-
IS HE OKAY?

He's fine Matt. He just wants you to know he's okay.

-Says quickly while beginning to run to hospital-
I will be right there!

No, Matt, he doesn't want you here he just wants you to know he's okay..

Do you think I am honestly just going to leave him?
-Continues running-

Matt he doesn't want you here please...

-Ignores and hangs up-

-Continues to run, finding the hospital quick and runs quickly through the double doors-

Hey! No running in the hospital!

-Bangs fists on reception-
Brian Haner? Where is he?

((It's cute though, that he doesn't have perfect skin, I guess. Awwness))

Matt wrote:: (( :twisted: ))

-Sits on bench-
-Smiles at people walking passed-
Ha, they have such good lives such...
-Shuts up when hears phone vibrating-
Brian?
-Fishes out of pocket quickly and opens-
Hello?

Hello, is this Matt?

It is! Who is this?

This is Nurse Scabbia speaking, are you familiar with Brian Haner?

:shock:
Yeah... yeah I am. Wait, is he at the hospital?
-Stands up quickly-
IS HE OKAY?

He's fine Matt. He just wants you to know he's okay.

-Says quickly while beginning to run to hospital-
I will be right there!

No, Matt, he doesn't want you here he just wants you to know he's okay..

Do you think I am honestly just going to leave him?
-Continues running-

Matt he doesn't want you here please...

-Ignores and hangs up-

-Continues to run, finding the hospital quick and runs quickly through the double doors-

Hey! No running in the hospital!

-Bangs fists on reception-
Brian Haner? Where is he?

xDDDDD NURSE SCABBIA. HAHAAA.

[[Oh great, corrupt priest Leto and Nurse Scabbia. I am so glad I'm female...]]

Matt?
For fucks sake.

*nurse enters*
I did tell him you didn't want him to come...

I should have known he would.

Do you want me to let him in?

Not really. But I guess you'd better if you want your receptionist's jaw to stay intact.

((Once again :twisted: ))

Where is he? Let me see him! Please!
-Wipes eyes-
No you have to stay strong, don't let them think you are weak...

-Sighs-
Come this way Mr Sanders...

-Stops-
-Nods-
-Follows-
-Is taken into a room-
-Looks around-
-Says quietly-
Brian?

*turns to Matt*
*smiles weakly*
Hey Matt.
You took your time.
A whole 2 and a half minutes?
I'm offended.
*laughs*

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