RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

Nope.
Guy didn't have any money in his house cos his wife went on a spending spree.
So, instead of getting some money, he said I could take whatever was in his step sons wardrobe that I liked.
I didn't like some of it, but I did pawn some of it. -laughs-
So, in the end, I got the cash, but that kid is gonna be naked for a while.
-laughs-

-Walks back into frontroom-
That was very unpleasant...
-Jumps onto sofa-
Hey guys!
Anyone offering to get the smell of Bert off me? ;)
Haha.

How about some rich kid cologne?
-hands Matt cologne-
You realise I took one of his cars too to bring this stuff home?
-laughs-

Haha.
Don't you find it creepy that you and this kid have similar taste and the stepfather's fucking you?
I mean, it seems like a, well not a legal way to act out his incestuous fantasies but a slightly more moral one.

-Grins-
Worth a try, I guess.
-Sprays on self-
-Coughs-
Whoa shit!
((Why did I imagine Matt saying that in some kinda ghetto voice?))
-Coughs-
Umm... Do I smell better?

Syn wrote:: Haha.
Don't you find it creepy that you and this kid have similar taste and the stepfather's fucking you?
I mean, it seems like a, well not a legal way to act out his incestuous fantasies but a slightly more moral one.

The kid is like 20 as well.
-laughs-
Oh well, it gets me clothes, money and spoilt brats shit so I'm all good.

Meh, I usually borrow Syn's clothes. They usually fit me.
-Shrug-
And I dont think you would ever catch me dressed up, like ever.
-Looks down at clothes that are wearing now-
This is my usual attire, and I am fine with that.

Matt, nothing will get the smell of Bert off you.

Would love to see how he's going to explain the missing clothes to his wife.

Matt wrote:: -Grins-
Worth a try, I guess.
-Sprays on self-
-Coughs-
Whoa shit!
((Why did I imagine Matt saying that in some kinda ghetto voice?))
-Coughs-
Umm... Do I smell better?

-smells-
Nice.
Better than the stuff Bert gave you for Christmas.
:roll:

Matt wrote:: Meh, I usually borrow Syn's clothes. They usually fit me.
-Shrug-
And I dont think you would ever catch me dressed up, like ever.
-Looks down at clothes that are wearing now-
This is my usual attire, and I am fine with that.

Fuck, I thought those pants looked familiar!
You bastard.

Thanks.
And Bert isn't too bad.
He kept going on at me about whether I have given in and bottomed yet.
Fuck sake, I dont know when he is gonna get it through his thick, greasy head, I am not gonna bottom!
-Groans-
-Looks at both-
You guys got any jobs today?
I know I don't. My job for a while is already been done.
-Grins-

Syn wrote:

Matt wrote:: Meh, I usually borrow Syn's clothes. They usually fit me.
-Shrug-
And I dont think you would ever catch me dressed up, like ever.
-Looks down at clothes that are wearing now-
This is my usual attire, and I am fine with that.

Fuck, I thought those pants looked familiar!
You bastard.

What?
You should feel privilaged that I am borrowing your clothes.
-Sits ontop of lap-
It's a good thing.
-Plays with hair-
And besides, you are my size! That is something to be proud of ;)

I'd be more proud if they weren't loose on you.
*scowls*
I'm blaming those donuts. I'm getting fat.
I'm thinking I should actually put clothes on.
You do realize there's nothing under this jacket. ;)

Syn wrote:: Matt, nothing will get the smell of Bert off you.

Would love to see how he's going to explain the missing clothes to his wife.

-shrugs-
Not my problem.
I'm just the whore and the male chamber maid when we nearly get caught.

Syn wrote:: I'd be more proud if they weren't loose on you.
*scowls*
I'm blaming those donuts. I'm getting fat.
I'm thinking I should actually put clothes on.
You do realize there's nothing under this jacket. ;)

-Grins-
Aww you aren't fat.
-Smirks-
Nothing eh?
Nice. ;)
-Laughs-
I am wearing your jeans.
Without any underwear.
-Laughs insanely-
What you gonna do about it?
-Pokes-

:roll:
-sits on Matt-
I felt left out.
-smiles-

Chambermaid, eh?
God tell me he's got you a uniform. That would make my life.

No underwear? In MY favourite jeans? After you've stuck it in Bert?
You're sick.
*grabs at zipper*
I want them back!!!

-Grins and wraps arms around Zacky-
-Kisses back of neck-
You comfortable?
-Giggles-

Syn wrote:: Chambermaid, eh?
God tell me he's got you a uniform. That would make my life.

No underwear? In MY favourite jeans? After you've stuck it in Bert?
You're sick.
*grabs at zipper*
I want them back!!!

-Laughs-
Get them off me then.
Haha.

UMPH!
Never have I had two hot guys on top of me in such an unsatisfactory situation.
*tries to get jeans off*
What do you think I'm trying to do?
Bake cookies?

Matt wrote:: -Grins and wraps arms around Zacky-
-Kisses back of neck-
You comfortable?
-Giggles-

-whimpers-
Very comfortable.

Unfortunately.
I have a chambermaid outfit.
Just not on me.
It's in his house.
-laughs-
But, I think there is some pictures on the internet of me in it somewhere.
-thinks-

Syn wrote:: UMPH!
Never have I had two hot guys on top of me in such an unsatisfactory situation.
*tries to get jeans off*
What do you think I'm trying to do?
Bake cookies?

You ok Syn.
You seem tense.
-slides off Matt slowly-
-slides to Syn's side-
-whispers-
Want me to go something about that?
-bites earlobe lightly-

-Breathes-
Fuck you were heavy Zacky.
-Sighs-
Okay you can get your jeans off me.
But dont forget, I have no underwear on, so... yeah. Dont pull them off quickly.
-Laughs-
And do it before you two starts canoodling or something.

Mmm, what did you have in mind?
*smiles*
*hands fall from zipper*

You did not just say canoodling.