RP//: Matt sunk my battleship

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:56 am

Awww pain eh? If i was there, i would make it better, but i am HERE with a load of pregnant fat women. =( i wanna come hooooome it sucks here. there is no hot men!!!!
i mean, i could turn straight, but... meh.
And Zacky does love you ~~unfortunately~~ it must have been just a mistake, i'm sure.
I dont know when Zacky will be back, he should of been back hours ago. =( i dont know... i will be back tomorrow, all i know.
can you make sure that Jepha and Jimmeh are nowhere to be seen when i come back? i have a recurring dream they are gonna kill me or my baby... and i am just kinda scared right now. its lame, but yeah.
as Zacky didnt say it (it was a mistake though, i am sure) i will I LOVE YOOOOU!!!
:D

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:57 am

Mick? What the hell? I thought it was gonna be Jepha!!
Aghhhh DONT KILL MA BABY!!!
-Zoidburg run away-

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:01 am

Matt wrote:: Mick? What the hell? I thought it was gonna be Jepha!!
Aghhhh DONT KILL MA BABY!!!
-Zoidburg run away-

well its gonna be me and some1. -gets Bender-like arms and stretches them out to catch j00000-

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:02 am

Jimmeh wrote:

Matt wrote:: Mick? What the hell? I thought it was gonna be Jepha!!
Aghhhh DONT KILL MA BABY!!!
-Zoidburg run away-

well its gonna be me and some1. -gets Bender-like arms and stretches them out to catch j00000-

Please don't kill my baby... :(

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:02 am

You? Straight? Maybe I've just known you for too long but I could never see you straight, haha. You wouldn't know what to do!

I hope Zee's okay... *nervous*

Don't worry, I won't drink anything tonight so I'm in peak physical condition to keep them away from you! They won't touch our baby. :)

And I love you too... so much. And baby! I love baby too. :D

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:04 am

Jimmeh wrote:

Matt wrote:: Mick? What the hell? I thought it was gonna be Jepha!!
Aghhhh DONT KILL MA BABY!!!
-Zoidburg run away-

well its gonna be me and some1. -gets Bender-like arms and stretches them out to catch j00000-

*lamely throws beer bottle* Don't threaten my baby!!!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:06 am

I dont know Syn, i am sure he got distracted by a gay bar or something. knowing Zacky. Mick picked him up so its not like he was alone or anything...
And yeah i wouldnt know what to do... i should try it sometime actually.. see what happens.
And yes! Dont let them kill it! I dont know what the fuck is up with them, why do they even want to kill my baby? it is a fucking baby, kill me in stead or something..
..
....
whoa i never ever thought i would say that. like sacrifice myself for a fucking baby.
whoa i am messed up.
ANYWAY
-shrugs-

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:08 am

Jimmeh, are you seriously thinking of killing a baby?

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:10 am

Mick... Zacky's ex Mick? What if they stopped off somewhere to screw, for old times sake? Gah, cheating on my boyfriend's made me paranoid... :(

Can I watch you try and fuck a woman? Please? It'd be fucking hilarious... "Where's her dick???!!!" Haha.

And that's your maternal instinct kicking in... soon you'll be painting nurserys pink and cooing over booties... *tries to hold back laughter*

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:13 am

-glares-
Just because thats what you're doing (painting nurserys and such)
Matt Shadows would never do it!!!!
Ok, enough of that.

Mick and Zacky are just best friends thats all. Thats what friends do, pick each other up from places. It is gonna be ok. i dont know what you are freaking out for anyway. you are cheating on him you know. isnt he allowed to do the same with you?

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:16 am

I'm so taking you baby clothes shopping. I have to see your response.

I don't think there's any way I can answer that question. I say no and I'm a bastard and a hypocrite, I say yes and I mean no. *headdesk* Fuckkkk... if he is doing it, I guess I kinda brought it on myself... :(

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:16 am

Matt wrote:: Jimmeh, are you seriously thinking of killing a baby?

normally i dont, but urs is the devils child, HE MUST BE DEALT WITH D:<

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:16 am

matt, i am going to kill your baby. ther is nothing you can do about it. and after i kill your baby, and zacky's baby. i will kill; matt and zacky themselves. mwhahaha and if anyone tries to stop meh., i'll kill them too!!

i will kill your babies with a machesti and then take a machine gun to your face!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:17 am

Quote :: matt, i am going to kill your baby. ther is nothing you can do about it. and after i kill your baby, and zacky's baby. i will kill; matt and zacky themselves. mwhahaha and if anyone tries to stop meh., i'll kill them too!!

i will kill your babies with a machesti and then take a machine gun to your face!

..... :shock:

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:18 am

Jepha, you even think of touching my kids again and I'll kill you... with REHAB!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:19 am

love-for-bryar wrote:: matt, i am going to kill your baby. ther is nothing you can do about it. and after i kill your baby, and zacky's baby. i will kill; matt and zacky themselves. mwhahaha and if anyone tries to stop meh., i'll kill them too!!

i will kill your babies with a machesti and then take a machine gun to your face!

I WILL JOIN IN UR NOBAL QUEST!!!!!! TOGETHER WE FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:21 am

awesome man! we so have to do this soon! they want to run away! but dont worry!...i have sat nav. together jimmy! we will find them! AND KILL THEM! AND THEIR SATAN SPORN

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:22 am

Hey guys.
I'm back. Whats going on?

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:23 am

love-for-bryar wrote:: awesome man! we so have to do this soon! they want to run away! but dont worry!...i have sat nav. together jimmy! we will find them! AND KILL THEM! AND THEIR SATAN SPORN

:shock:
...*Runs away*

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:24 am

MY CHILDREN ARE NOT THE SPAWN OF SATAN!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:24 am

Syn wrote:: MY CHILDREN ARE NOT THE SPAWN OF SATAN!

Did I come at a bad time....?

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:26 am

*chases after matt*
*hits matt over the head from behind, with a frying pan*
*searches sat nAv for zacky*

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:27 am

Nah, Jepha and Jimmy are just plotting to kill Matt and Zacky's babies. Then to kill Matt and Zacky.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:28 am

Jepha what the hell are you doing here?
-Runs-
-Gets hit-
HELP ME!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:29 am

Syn wrote:: Nah, Jepha and Jimmy are just plotting to kill Matt and Zacky's babies. Then to kill Matt and Zacky.

So that was what Zacky was talking about...
-mutters to self-

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