RP//: Matt sunk my battleship

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:14 pm

Really? You mean, they still exist? Heh.
Okay... okay...

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:19 pm

Yes.
He's just a nice guy that wanted to look after me when i was on my own.
You wouldn't believe how rough it is out here.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:23 pm

Why the hell are they doing a seminar somewhere like that then? You're not supposed to get stressed out, it's bad for the babies.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:34 pm

You're not supposed to leave the hotel.
But you know what I'm like.
Anyway, I have to go now.
Me and Matt are going out for some dinner with David and some of his friends. I'll speak to you soon ok. Bye.

((Please Syn, make Syn feel bad bout Zacky not sayin I love you or anything. Will prive interesting.))

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:38 pm

Okay... I lov--
*dial tone*
...you. :(

Something's going on.
*grabs beer*
He always says I love you.
*drops onto sofa*
He's up to something.
*looks at beer*
I'm gonna need more of you.
*heads to kitchen, grabs many beers*
Much better.
*takes to living room, dumps on table*
Mm. *satisfied smile*
*drops on sofa, flicks on TV*
Star Whores? WTF? Jimmy!!!
*stabs stop button*
Aha! Night of the Living Dead... Zacky's favourite... :(
*takes long swig of beer*

[[Will do. :)]]

Number of posts : 2016 Age : 38 Registration date : 2007-05-23

-is sitting in bathroom at rehabilitation center-
-mutters to self-
So I heard the news..
Fuck...
Thats a bit weird, of anyone I would NOT expect Matt to get pregnant...
So once again I'm alone.
Ahh good, maybe I did make a good choice after all.
Fuck it all.
All of it.
-looks over to see medicine cabinet-
Hmmm..
-smiles maliciously-
Well
Those'll do.
-is stopped by the sound of footsteps-
SHIT
-thows pills and runs out-
I was supposed to be gone an hour ago...
I missed the fucking bus
Dammit
I have to walk home...
oh and look,
What better to re-live the moment then a thunderstorm?
-sighs and goes out into pouring rain heading for home-

-thinks to self-
So Matt's knocked up..
Zacky's really knocked up..
Syn's a whore
I'm... crippled?
and I'm still completley in love with Matt...

It'll all be ok.....
When it ends.
All of it...
Wait..
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SURE IT'S SYN'S BABY?
-rushes home-

[[This is a bit too much drama for me.... uhm... yeah..]]

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:49 pm

{yes i agree so much drama woah i cant keep up}

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:36 am

-opens door-
Hello.
Anyone home?

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:51 am

love-for-bryar wrote:: yes jimmeh! he is inconsiderate of others feelings! he took my duvet! my pillow! my virginity! ...fucking whore even took my shoes!

FUCK U AND UR SHOES!!!! U STOLE MY MUM!!!!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:53 am

*wakes up from under bottles and tissues*
Umph...
*shields eyes*
Ugh! Natural light...
*rolls off sofa onto floor, flattening remains of pizza*
Oh Christ, my heaaaad... how the fuck did I drink so much?

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:54 am

*covers ears*
OW! Jimmeh do you have to be so loud? I'm trying to suffer with a hangover here...

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:55 am

Syn wrote:: *covers ears*
OW! Jimmeh do you have to be so loud? I'm trying to suffer with a hangover here...

well i know a gooooooooood hangerover cure :twisted:

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:01 am

I'm not sleeping with you... I'd snap you in half!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:06 am

Syn wrote:: I'm not sleeping with you... I'd snap you in half!

:( i offer you a cure (loads of coffee) and u say u dnt wanna sleep with meh?! *shouts in ur ear* SEE IF I EVER FUCKING HELP U AGAIN!!!!!!!! INGRATE!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:10 am

You made the evil devil face, that normally means you want sex. And pft, God hasn't made enough coffee to make my head okay... *covers face with empty pizza box* Just kill me...

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:12 am

Syn wrote:: You made the evil devil face, that normally means you want sex. And pft, God hasn't made enough coffee to make my head okay... *covers face with empty pizza box* Just kill me...

i always make a devil face.....is in my nature D:

i will make u loooooooooooooooooooooads of coffee, more than wot god made

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:16 am

Yay!
*hugs legs* Thanks man... and... let's keep the whole 'yay' thing between us, yeah? I don't want to ruin my image by being a yay-er.

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:30 am

Syn wrote:: Yay!
*hugs legs* Thanks man... and... let's keep the whole 'yay' thing between us, yeah? I don't want to ruin my image by being a yay-er.

being a yayer is fun. but if u dont want it going out then itll stay between us, our "dirty" lil secret 8)

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:31 am

Hey!!!
Ugh, this mother baby sucks so much i wish i was hommmme
-moans-
anything been going on while i am away? i need to know all! all zee gossip, this is boring me to tears here. with all the fat women...
no offense.
ahem.
i see Frank has returned. abnd he knows all. oh fuck. i wish i could have talked to him myselrf aboot it all.
ah well, i guess he had to find out somehow.
i havent seen zacky aince that one time. i dont know what he is doing. all i am doing is this fucking thing. like all the classes. all the exersises and shit. touch my toes? fuck i can do that with my fucking eyes closed. these people are so stupid treating me like i am a... pregnant women. I AM NOT!
not to mention the whole not being able to have sex til i have thius fucking baby. that is killing me.
-yells-
ok rant over. how are you anyway?
Miss yoiu love you!
X

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:32 am

-Backs away slowly from Jimmeh-

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:39 am

Matt wrote:: -Backs away slowly from Jimmeh-

hey hey heeeeeeeeeey how's ze devils child? want meh to kill it? :afro:

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:39 am

I'm sufffffeeeerrrriiiiiiiinnnnngggg! I've got a hangover sent straight from Satan. Erm... what's been happening? Nothing... really... um... I watched porn and fell asleep... that's about it.
Aw, I wish I could help cheer you up Matty. :(

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:45 am

NO I DO NOT WANT YOU TO KILL MY BABY JIMMEH!!!!! =(

Sorry. I am scared Jepha will come back and finish the job.
-cries-
ANYWAY
i will be back soon Syn so you can cheer me up then! Mwahaha.
Talk to Zacky yet?
How is everything between you and Zacky? Is he back yet, he left this morning i think.
And you got drunk again? Damn, you didnt sleep with any women again did you?

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:51 am

I'll be sure to research ways to cheer up a horny, hormonal pregnant man... there'll be a website, I'm sure. shitmyboyfriendsknockedup.com or something. :)

I spoke to Zacky yesterday, he... he seems happy. He said that guy you saw him with was a straight friend. How any man can lay eyes on Zee and still be straight is beyond me... he... he didn't say I love you... but the phone probably cut off or something before he could, y'know? He's not back yet though.

And noooo, I didn't touch anyone this time... ~~exceptmyselfandpossiblythepizzaguysass~~. I just got drunk... very drunk. It was great... but I'm suffering now... *moans in pain*

Subject: Re: RP//: Matt sunk my battleship Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:55 am

Matt wrote:: NO I DO NOT WANT YOU TO KILL MY BABY JIMMEH!!!!! =(

Sorry. I am scared Jepha will come back and finish the job.
-cries-
ANYWAY
i will be back soon Syn so you can cheer me up then! Mwahaha.
Talk to Zacky yet?
How is everything between you and Zacky? Is he back yet, he left this morning i think.
And you got drunk again? Damn, you didnt sleep with any women again did you?

mick n' i'll get ya! u fucking no we will >D

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