RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-Laughs-
I hope Ava isn't in there with you...
-Walks into frontroom-
-Looks around-
Good.
-Puts shopping away-
-Sits on sofa next to-
You two having fun?

Never felt the eage for Spainish guys.
-shrugs-
I just normally think they are greasy.
-laughs-
-turns to Matt-
Hey Daddio.

Zacky wrote:

((WHHHHHHHHATTTTTTTTTTTT?!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I AM OFFICIALLY PISSED OFF! And so will you be too. Nominees for best international band.

Fall Out Boy
Panic! At the Disco
My Chemical Romance
Machine Head
The Used.

WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Machine Head is the only fucking thing classed as rock in there. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.))

[[Granted, I like MCR and The Used but still.
And don't get me started on FOB and P!ATD.
We all know my opinions.
People these days have no originality.
I mean, come on what have P!ATD actually done this past year?

Is this the Kerrang Awards thingy?
I saw an ad on the channel this morning for the best video nominees.
FOB, Paramore, MCR, HelloGoodbye and Linkin Park.
Granted, I'm biased but out of those MCR is the only one worthy of the award.
Why? Well...
- Arms Race is a bitch at Avenged Sevenfold for stealing P!ATD's VMA last year. So it's not an original video.
- Misery Business is basically I'm Not Okay.
- HelloGoodbye aren't even rock.
- What I've Done is just a shit-ton of stock footage and Chester Bennington trying to be Bono.

What happened to the good music videos? I mean, again, I'm biased but I think Seize The Day should be in there. It's a genuinely moving video which even without the song has brought me to tears. There are so many others they could have used but NOOOO.]]

Greasy?
Pft...
*pauses*
Okay, maybe a little but still, the voices, Zacky... the voices...
*drifts off*
*blushes*
But um, of course when it comes down to it, I'm all about the beefy all American guys.
*smiles up at Matt*

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((WHHHHHHHHATTTTTTTTTTTT?!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I AM OFFICIALLY PISSED OFF! And so will you be too. Nominees for best international band.

Fall Out Boy
Panic! At the Disco
My Chemical Romance
Machine Head
The Used.

WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Machine Head is the only fucking thing classed as rock in there. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.))

[[Granted, I like MCR and The Used but still.
And don't get me started on FOB and P!ATD.
We all know my opinions.
People these days have no originality.
I mean, come on what have P!ATD actually done this past year?

Is this the Kerrang Awards thingy?
I saw an ad on the channel this morning for the best video nominees.
FOB, Paramore, MCR, HelloGoodbye and Linkin Park.
Granted, I'm biased but out of those MCR is the only one worthy of the award.
Why? Well...
- Arms Race is a bitch at Avenged Sevenfold for stealing P!ATD's VMA last year. So it's not an original video.
- Misery Business is basically I'm Not Okay.
- HelloGoodbye aren't even rock.
- What I've Done is just a shit-ton of stock footage and Chester Bennington trying to be Bono.

What happened to the good music videos? I mean, again, I'm biased but I think Seize The Day should be in there. It's a genuinely moving video which even without the song has brought me to tears. There are so many others they could have used but NOOOO.]]

((For that video thing I would vote for MCR. I love Linkin Park, but not What I've Done, teh boring.
And you all know my thoughts on Paramore ( ) WHO HAPPEN TO BE ON RIGHT NOW!! *Screams*
Uh, yeah.
And one word: THIS IS KERRANG
Okay, that is three.
But yeah, they are lame and never play A7X, well. I have seen BATH on their ONCE and that's it. So A7X would never win a K! Award I don't think.
And I wouldn't be surprised if FOB won the best vid award. Or MCR. It'll be one of the two.
If it is HelloGoodbye I may just shoot myself/someone else.
-Nods-))

-Grins widely at Brian-
-Pats leg-
Haha.
Hello Uncy Zacky!
-Laughs-
-Gets comfy on sofa-
I hate being out all day alone.
-Looks at Brian and Zacky lovingly-
I missed you guys!
-Smiles-
-Turns to Zacky-
Hey Zack... my favourite person ever....
Did you cook any dinner?
-Smiles hopefully-

((I know!!! It's stupid really.
My choose for best music videos is...

Porcupine Tree- Fear of A blank planet
Avenged- Seive The Day
Stone Sour- Through the Glass (You have to admit there is some clever shit in that music video)
The Used- Bird and The Worm
Funeral For A Friend- Walk Away (Just cos it can make my mum cry, so it much be good.)
))

((POSTER. NEXT WEEK!!! AVENGED!! ))

Zacky wrote:

((I know!!! It's stupid really.
My choose for best music videos is...

Porcupine Tree- Fear of A blank planet
Avenged- Seive The Day
Stone Sour- Through the Glass (You have to admit there is some clever shit in that music video)
The Used- Bird and The Worm
Funeral For A Friend- Walk Away (Just cos it can make my mum cry, so it much be good.)
))

((Kerrang never play them. Enough said.
-Shrugs-
I THINK WE SHOULD WORK FOR KERRANG!!
Then again, we'd just be another Scuzz - BUT BETTER no doubt. Haha.
OH YEAH! Syn, remember our programme we made up aaaaages ago? Like a cross between Scuzz and Rockworld but we got to interview like MCR and A7X and could ask the aaaaaaanything.
Whoa that was ages ago...))

Zacky wrote:

((POSTER. NEXT WEEK!!! AVENGED!! ))

((Awesome!!
Maybe they listened to my email.
Let me find it, I was talking to Emma on the phone and she told me to...

FEATURE THE USED AND AVENGED SEVENFOLD MORE OFTEN IN YOUR MAGAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am on the phone to my friend right now and we are discussing it and I told her I would do it right now. So yeah.
Thankyou :)
Jo x

Yeah. LOL.))

Matty wrote:

-Grins widely at Brian-
-Pats leg-
Haha.
Hello Uncy Zacky!
-Laughs-
-Gets comfy on sofa-
I hate being out all day alone.
-Looks at Brian and Zacky lovingly-
I missed you guys!
-Smiles-
-Turns to Zacky-
Hey Zack... my favourite person ever....
Did you cook any dinner?
-Smiles hopefully-

You complain that I cook you something health...
Oh forget it.
-waves hand-
Not yet, but me and Mick went shopping yesterday so I have plans.
-smiles at-
I will do it later, ok? Once Ava's had her evening feed?
-turns to Brian-

[[It's channels like Kerrang that have made a mockery of the rock subculture.
People see that and assume that's what all rock fans like.
Everyone with black hair and a fringe obviously loves Fall Out Boy.
Everyone in an MCR shirt has obviously only heard I'm Not Okay, Helena and The Black Parade. [Sadly, I must admit I'm guilty of thinking like that sometimes.]
Everyone who wears eyeliner or has black nails obviously thinks they're emo.
It's beginning to fuck me off.
No wonder I never get taken seriously by people anymore.
I mean, people take one look at my floppy hair and my stripy tank tops and assume I'm one of the people who's doing it because it's cool.
I'm sick of it.
Y'know the other night I was watching Kerrang at about 3AM and they played the new Lacuna Coil video.
Have I seen it since then? Have I fuck.
Because it's not Amy Lee or Hayley Williams [And yes, I mean them and not their bands], Kerrang won't play the video on primetime.
I'm seriously getting to the point where I'm just going to stop watching Kerrang altogether.
Scuzz may not have a selection process, it may play the same videos on a two hour loop but at least it's more diverse.
I mean yesterday, they went from A7X to FOB to Metallica.
Yesterday I saw Kerrang play FOB, Gym Class Heroes then FOB again.
Fuck, I even saw 50 Cent on Kerrang last night!
What the fuck?

Okay... I'm-a stop ranting now before I explode.]]

-Smiles-
Ooh! More breastfeeding! Hehe, I find that more entertaining than porn.
-Laughs-
And pft, I was out all day shopping, I deserve to have someone cook me something. And none of this rabbit crap I want something meaty.
-Nods-
You know, man food! Not rabbit food.

-slaps hand on forehead-
Matt.
-shakes head-
You are the only person I know who could find breastfeeding arousing.
-laughs-
-looks at matt-
And I have plans for a nice dinner. And you will eat it, understand?

((Ranting is good! I love this subject! Even though Gym Class Heroes came on the radio in the car today and I didn't boo it or change it over, I just Laughed out loud so hard and my cousin Luke was like WTF.. just cos it's funny. Tis Matt's song. -Shrug-And I never watch Kerrang anymore cos I don't have it in my room anymore! I watch Scuzz non-stop all day when I'm in while I'm on the computer, LIKE NOW. And... Nirvana is on And I s'pose it is annoying watching the same channel non-stop, but meh, there is a variety of music so it's good.))

[[I KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!
I knew that there would be something A7X related in next weeks issue which I CAN'T BUY.
Seriously I was thinking about this on the bus yesterday.
I need more A7X for my roof of sex.
Which will become a wall as soon as I have enough posters.

Oh and I don't want Kerrang to feature more A7X. They do that, A7X get [more] fangirls, A7X become a joke.]]

More entertaining than porn?
Euw.
*shudders*
I just find it... weird...

I don't find it arousing, I find it funny! And arousing at the same time.
-Sees Zackys face-
Hey! Brian could do anything and it could be arousing to me! Him cliping his toenails isn't exactly a turn off.
-Laughs-
-Breathes-
-Claps hands-
CHRISTMAS SOON!!!!
-Grins-
So excited! Ava's first Christmas!!
-Plays with shirt-
Fuck you two, I understand for Ava we need to keep the place warm, but seriously, what the fuck temperature is the radiators on...
-Turns to fireplace-
-Gasps-
Oh my goodness! You got that working!?
-Smiles at-
-Watches fire burn real logs in real open fire, shielded by see- through grate-
That is beautiful. I love open fires.
-Smiles-
And it is Christmas!
Dude.
That is just.... wow. Like, a real family. Log fire, snowing outside, baby sleeping.
-Laughs-
And three gay men on the sofa together.
-Shakes head-
-Takes top off- (( ))
-Sits back down on sofa-
-Puts arms around Brian and Zacky-
I love everything right now.

((Aww. I'll send you a copy. Since it's crap next week apart from the poster. I'll just go into asda and tear the poster out of one of them and stuff it in my bag. I'll go with Jo and Emma or something so they can hide me while I do it?))

[[I tend not to watch a music channel non-stop coz I get annoyed when they play the same few songs. I tend to flip between them, so I end up on Kerrang a lot. It's always bullshit like FOB and suchlike.

And late-ish but my nominees for best video.

A7X - Seize The Day
Stone Sour - Through Glass [I agree that that has some wicked effects]
30 Seconds To Mars - From Yesterday [Granted, it's all Jared and scene-ish but it does look incredible]
MCR - I Don't Love You [Not Welcome To The Black Parade. It's good but at the same time, it's a very, VERY overrated video. IDLY is just such a gorgeous looking video.]

Then I can't think of a fifth.]]

Zacky wrote:

((Aww. I'll send you a copy. Since it's crap next week apart from the poster. I'll just go into asda and tear the poster out of one of them and stuff it in my bag. I'll go with Jo and Emma or something so they can hide me while I do it?))

[[Aww, thanks!
S'not like anyone's really going to miss the poster.
Lets face it, people who buy Kerrang nowadays tend to be sceneos.
Present company excluded, but you know what I mean.]]

Zacky wrote:

((Aww. I'll send you a copy. Since it's crap next week apart from the poster. I'll just go into asda and tear the poster out of one of them and stuff it in my bag. I'll go with Jo and Emma or something so they can hide me while I do it?))

((Hah yeah! I'll distract the security guard and be like HELLO!! *Waves in his face, grinning insanely* Like I did last night with that security guard that was like, twice my size.

Oh, and I think you should ban me from talking to Mickity Deth on Myspace. Haha))

-looks at Matt through slitted eyes-
Matt?
How much money did you spend?
No, actually... What did you buy us for Christmas.
I can tell, you are all lovey dovey.
-gets on Matt's lap-
Come on. Out with it.
-pokes stomach-
Or it's salad tonight.
-smirks-

((No Problem. I think 30STM will be on the other side though, so...yeah. I'll nick one, I'll take people with me to hide me. LOL.))

((There needs to be a magazine out that is like, cross between Kerrang and Metal Hammer or something

OOH ROCK SOUND THIS MONTH! Giant The Used poster plus a loada good bands featured apparently. Haha I wanna buuuuuuuy. Woot.))

*starts singing*
Gay men roasting by an open fire.
*sees Matt's half naked again*
Do you understand the concept of clothes?
Not that I'm complaining about your nipples' fear of the dark... but it's December... seriously...
*smiles*
I can't wait to see Ava on Christmas day... surrounded by all the pretty lights and the paper and the toys!!!
*smiles widens*
Awwww, I can picture it now...
*closes eyes*
No... wait, that was last Christmas... and Matt was naked again...
Then again, it was for good reason.
*smirks at*

Zacky wrote:

-looks at Matt through slitted eyes-
Matt?
How much money did you spend?
No, actually... What did you buy us for Christmas.
I can tell, you are all lovey dovey.
-gets on Matt's lap-
Come on. Out with it.
-pokes stomach-
Or it's salad tonight.
-smirks-

((No Problem. I think 30STM will be on the other side though, so...yeah. I'll nick one, I'll take people with me to hide me. LOL.))

[[Cool, I can deal.
Aside from Shannon Leto, they hold very little appeal physically.]]