RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-Taps Zacky's nose-
You will not know what I have bought you for Christmas until Christmas day young Zackary.
-Smiles-
And fuck no salad.
I shall get my man-meat for dinner!! And if not...
-Eyes flicker to Zacky's crotch-
Well, then I'll have to get my man-meat from somewhere else, huh?
-Laughs-

Brian wrote:

[[Cool, I can deal.
Aside from Shannon Leto, they hold very little appeal physically.]]

((You'll have to PM me with your address or something so I can send it to you. LOL.))

*clears throat loudly*
Oi, bitch.
The only German sausage you'll be snacking on is between my legs.
*slaps arm*
I'm insulted.

-Cracks up-
Who knows? Maybe that might be able to happen this Christmas too. Haha.
And dude, it is not my fault, I am practically melting from that fire right now. It is beautiful and winter-y and the burning wood smells nice and shit but seriously, it is fucking boiling in here.
-Looks around frontroom-
We should get decorations out soon. And the tree and all that.
-Looks at Brian-
Our first christmas when we aren't putting up the tree ourselves. We have an actual family this year. A Daddy, a Daddy, two uncles and a baby.
-Smiles-
-Looks around room-
-Scowls-
And where the fuck is my chocolate advent calender?!

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[Cool, I can deal.
Aside from Shannon Leto, they hold very little appeal physically.]]

((You'll have to PM me with your address or something so I can send it to you. LOL.))

[[I'll do that now otherwise I'll forget. LoL.
Old age.
]]

Matty wrote:

-Taps Zacky's nose-
You will not know what I have bought you for Christmas until Christmas day young Zackary.
-Smiles-
And fuck no salad.
I shall get my man-meat for dinner!! And if not...
-Eyes flicker to Zacky's crotch-
Well, then I'll have to get my man-meat from somewhere else, huh?
-Laughs-

-rolls eyes and punches Matt's arm softly-
Property of Mick, no touchy.
-pauses-
Well. Not without my say so...
-climbs off Matt's lap-
Fine. Erm... it was gonna be a surprise but how about lasagne for dinner?
My Italian special?
-smiles-

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[Cool, I can deal.
Aside from Shannon Leto, they hold very little appeal physically.]]

((You'll have to PM me with your address or something so I can send it to you. LOL.))

[[I'll do that now otherwise I'll forget. LoL.
Old age.
]]

((I love the old age-ness. LOL. And Ok. I will write it on a note and stick it to me shelf to remember.))

Well, if you threaten to make me have salad for dinner than maybe I would be snacking on it.
-Shrugs-
-Looks at Zacky-
Ooh Lasagne! Definitely meaty.
Perfect.
-Smiles-
Both of you are safe tonight.
-Licks lips-
-Cracks up-

-rolls eyes at Matt-
-gets up from sofa-
So, who's gonna come into the kitchen with me to help me make it?
Since it's a long process and I don't wanna be all alone.
-laughs-
-looks at watch-
Oh...Brian, it's 6. Isn't it time for Ava's feed?

Matty wrote:

-Cracks up-
Who knows? Maybe that might be able to happen this Christmas too. Haha.
And dude, it is not my fault, I am practically melting from that fire right now. It is beautiful and winter-y and the burning wood smells nice and shit but seriously, it is fucking boiling in here.
-Looks around frontroom-
We should get decorations out soon. And the tree and all that.
-Looks at Brian-
Our first christmas when we aren't putting up the tree ourselves. We have an actual family this year. A Daddy, a Daddy, two uncles and a baby.
-Smiles-
-Looks around room-
-Scowls-
And where the fuck is my chocolate advent calender?!

Mmm, only this time it should happen in front of the actual fire... not the TV with the DVD of a fireplace playing.
Not that that was any less romantic... except when it ended, turned itself off and Ed Edd and Eddy came on.
*laughs*
I ate the chocolate this morning.
You got a candy cane on Eeyores ass.
I always wonder about that donkey.
*leans on Matt*
It's going to be amazing.
Oh my God! Someone has to dress as Santa!

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[Cool, I can deal.
Aside from Shannon Leto, they hold very little appeal physically.]]

((You'll have to PM me with your address or something so I can send it to you. LOL.))

[[I'll do that now otherwise I'll forget. LoL.
Old age.
]]

((I love the old age-ness. LOL. And Ok. I will write it on a note and stick it to me shelf to remember.))

[[Swear down, I'd actually already forgotten until I saw this.
I worry sometimes.]]

Yeah, that was kinda stupid.
-Holds onto hand-
Yes, definitely this year infront of the real fire.
-Nods-
And you ate my chocolate?!
It's the only junk food type thing that Zacky is actually letting me eat nowadays! That was my only piece of chocolate I get!!!
-Laughs-
Ah well. I love you. You can have my chocolate.
-Smiles and kisses cheek-
And yeah Santa!!!
-Laughs-

Zacky wrote:

-rolls eyes at Matt-
-gets up from sofa-
So, who's gonna come into the kitchen with me to help me make it?
Since it's a long process and I don't wanna be all alone.
-laughs-
-looks at watch-
Oh...Brian, it's 6. Isn't it time for Ava's feed?

Ah yes.
Let the freak show begin.
*rolls eyes*
*gets up from sofa*

'Hola, senor...'

*whines*
*waves arm at TV*
And the Spanish ones had just come on too.
*huffs*

I let you have cheese!
And some chocolate!
You have to admit Matt, you do look brighter since I have being looking after you and looking out for what you eat.
Doesn't he Brian?
-looks at Brian with hands on hips-
-waves to Brian-
Oh come on. You can watch it anytime.
-grabs Brian's hand and drags out the room-

-Sits on sofa-
-Mutters under breath-
My freaking student is telling me what to do.
I don't look brighter. Eating chocolate gives me my energy. Don't have it anymore, starting to get too freaking skinny, gonna start looking like Beckett soon...
-Carries on muttering-
I need my god damn food!!
-Looks at Brian-
You need any help with the feeding?

Is that all I am to you Matty?
A pair of moobs?!
*fake cries*
You're all mean.
*pouts*

Nooooooooo
You are Brian. The guy who's cock almost matches mine.
Oh, and the love of my life, my soulmate, The One, and all that.
-Laughs-
Erm... speaking of which. From all the baby stuff, we've kinda... forgotten about the wedding.
-Looks out window-
I know you wanted an outdoor wedding, but...
Look out it out there! It's beautiful with all the snow... I'd love to get married in the winter when it is like this.
-Smiles-
But... you need to feed. We'll discuss it later...

-hugs Brian-
Aww, don't worry. I think you are more than a pair of boobs.
Now come on Matt.
You can help me prepare dinner.
Brian. We will see you in the kitchen, yeah?
-takes Matt by the hand and drags into the kitchen-


((My mum said she will buy you the whole magazine to send to you. She doesn't want me to hi jack the poster. It's not a big deal and it's ASDA. She says it's shop lifting, so you may be getting the whole magazine.))

-Moans and walks with Zacky into kitchen-
-Glares at Zacky-
If you love him so much Zacky, why don't you just marry him?
-Shakes head-
Sorry, I'm just being immature. Not getting a lot of sleep, y'know..
Sorry.
-Breathes-
Okay.... cooking.
-Takes out mince and pasta-

((Is looking through Kerrang. And apparently Pete Wentz and the rest of FOB nearly died when they went to Uganda for a Charity visit. "We were riding motorcycles and these local guys used barricades to block us into this little patch of ground. They saw we were Americans and thought we should give the money for being on their ground." That was it. And their guard paid them off. They thought they were gonna die, cos of that? WHAT A BUNCH OF FREAKING PUSSIES!))

[[Aww, bless your mum.
Tell her thank you! ]]

Nice to know where your priorities lie.
"You're my cock twin."
Not "You're the great love of my life."
Nope.
Cock twin.
Screw you, I'm going to feed my daughter.
*turns around*
*walks away*
*falls over rug*
*gets up*
I meant to do that.
*clears throat*
*heads up to Ava's room*

Zacky wrote:

((Is looking through Kerrang. And apparently Pete Wentz and the rest of FOB nearly died when they went to Uganda for a Charity visit. "We were riding motorcycles and these local guys used barricades to block us into this little patch of ground. They saw we were Americans and thought we should give the money for being on their ground." That was it. And their guard paid them off. They thought they were gonna die, cos of that? WHAT A BUNCH OF FREAKING PUSSIES!))

((LOL so much @ Fall Out Boy on motorbikes. Seriously. Haha.))

-rolls eyes-
You know I only have eyes for Mick, Mattie.
And I understand. The whole sleepless nights comes with the package.
It'll get better though, at least you are on materinary leave and then get a christmas break over new year. So, you can rest up over Christmas, yeah?
-starts to prepare food-
Why don't you sit down yeah? You can help Brian feed when he comes back.
Lord knows you'll burn down the kitchen if you can't see him feeding.
-laughs-

Brian wrote:

[[Aww, bless your mum.
Tell her thank you! ]]

((Will do. Even though it is more for me. She doesn't want me stealing, she says it's not like me so I will get caught. -shrugs- Whats the greeter of Asda gonna do? Hit me with his cane? Come on. But yeah. You'll probably get the whole magazine, even though it may make you cry because of the FOB and Panic! ness. -shudders-))

*creeps into room*
*walks over to Ava's crib*
*smiles down at*
You're so beautiful.
Come on baby, time for dinner.
*lifts carefully out*
Shh, shhh, don't cry sweetie, it's just me.
It's just daddy.
*rocks*
Shhhhh.
I'm sorry, baby, I know you're sleepy... I know...
*carries downstairs*