RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-Looks at camera and hears sounds-
-Eyes widen and looks away quickly-
I am the worst person in the world. I can't believe I watched it...
And I would probably watch the video again if I could...
-Looks at Brian-
I'm sorry babe, I can't do that.
-Smiles sadly-
-Rubs Brian's stomach-
Anything else I can do to make it a little better?

A cuddle would be nice.
*smiles hopefully*
Oh Christ, I'm turning into such a chick.
Next I'll be demanding ice-cream.
*stomach gurgles*
Ohhh, or not...

-Smiles-
I don't care if you sound like a girl.
Cos you are one fucking hot girl.
-Wraps arms around-
-Cuddles-
Better yet?
-Kisses nose-

((Btw, what's going on about their jobs? They must needta work? Brian gonna work pregnant? Matt going to work with Brian at home calling him every 5 seconds complaining about anything? Or Brian teaching and gettin stressed and phoning Matt to get him a donut or something? Haha))

*grins*
Much.
Your arms solve everything.
*smiles*
And I dun wanna be a hot girl, coz you'll leave me for a hot guy and I don't want that to happen.
Oh God, I'm gonna piss myself off with this whining.

[[I can see Brian bursting into tears while working pregnant and his class trying to comfort him. They're sorta going "Um, it's okay, Mr H...", Brian whining "IT'S NOOOOOT! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M CRYIIIING!!!" etc.]]

((Damn my parents making me clean the kitchen up after we ate. Freaking slipped up and hurt myself. I banged my arm on a side and I have a graze on my armpit. Haha. It hurts Dammit! And it wasn't like I got it from doing something cool like an extreme sport NO it was from cleaning.
LAME!!))

((Ha! We gotta do it!!!))

-Smiles and kisses Brian's arms-
You know I'll never leave you Brian. You know that.
-Thinks-
Hmm... do you even remember when or where this baby was conceived? Any time when we did it and it was different for you or anything where it could have happened? I don't know...
-Shrugs-
I don't really understand getting pregnant all that much. Even though I am a freaking Health teacher. Haha.
-Smiles at-
-Kisses lips-

-sits on other sofa and finishes watching on little camera screen-
-cradles head in hands-
I can not believe I did that.

Brian wrote:

[[I can see Brian bursting into tears while working pregnant and his class trying to comfort him. They're sorta going "Um, it's okay, Mr H...", Brian whining "IT'S NOOOOOT! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M CRYIIIING!!!" etc.]]

((DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!))

-Sits in own bedroom alone-
-Lays on bed-
I can't be leaving... I can't fucking be leaving...
-Bursts into tears-
-Holds onto sheets and cries into-
I can't leave Zacky... I have never loved someone so much. Me and Zacky are just. It. We belong together forever...
-Screams-
I CAN'T BE FUCKING MOVING BACK TO FLORIDA!!!!!!
-Cries-
I love Zacky... and there's Matt and Brian... my only friends I've had in ages... I can't be leaving them all behind...
-Bangs fists against bed-
I'M NOT FUCKING MOVING!!!

-Hears mom walk passed-

Don't curse Mick! And you are. You're moving with your family back to Florida in a few days, I've told you this, me and Dad want to move, and you can not stay here by yourself, you have got to come with us. You might wanna tell your friends and stuff...

-Screams at-
MOM DON'T YOU REALISE YOU ARE FUCKING RUINING MY LIFE BY MAKING ME MOVE?!?!

Mick stop being so dramatic...
-Walks into own bedroom-
Who do you have here that makes much of a difference anyway?

-Sighs-
-Mutters-
Zacky. That's who.
The guy I love more than anything in the world.
-Sniffs-
I needta do it. Tell him...
-Wipes eyes and gets up from bed-
He'll be at Matt and Brian's... he always it.
-Ignores mom and runs out of house and heads to-

*smirks*
Oh I know exactly when it happened. You were mashed out of your tree and came before you'd even found my prostate. The gland or somethings in a different area to the prostate or some such crap.
*cuddles closer*
It was ever so much fun for me...
*rolls eyes*
Can't ocmplain really though... gave us this...
*holds stomach*
*grins*
*looks to Zee*
You okay over there?

-Looks at Zacky-
-Coughs-
Well, at least no one has seen it Zacky.
-Shifty eyes-

-Laughs-
Yeah, I don't remember that.
-Kisses-
Sorry about that. But yeah, it did give us this.
-Kisses stomach-
-Looks at Brian-
Sick of being pregnant yet? Hating me for knocking you up?
-Laughs-

I guess that's true.
-presses a few buttons-
I guess...damnit!
I can't delete it, it says something about being saved to disk.
-sighs-

*nods*
*grins*
Yup. I want you dead.
*laughs*
But our son or daughter would never forgive me.
*smiles*
It's okay, you've more than made up for it.

Zacky wrote:

I guess that's true.
-presses a few buttons-
I guess...damnit!
I can't delete it, it says something about being saved to disk.
-sighs-

Ooops.
*tries to keep a straight face*
Well, at least it'll always be there should you have the urge to watch yourself fucking your ass with dildo Matt.
*cracks up*

Brian wrote:

Ooops.
*tries to keep a straight face*
Well, at least it'll always be there should you have the urge to watch yourself fucking your ass with dildo Matt.
*cracks up*

-stares wide eyed at Brian-
You've seen it?
Oh God...
-hides flushed face in hands-
-shakes head-

-Grins-
-Turns to Brian-
I'm sorry Brian.
-Kisses-
But you know this pregnancy thing is a good thing, no matter how much it sucks being pregnant.
-Kisses-
Plus you have me doing whatever you ask.
That's gotta be a good thing.
-Kisses-
-Turns to Zacky-
-Grins-
You know Zack, you seemed to enjoy that dildo from what I saw.
-Smirks-
-Looks down at own crotch-
-Smiles up at-
You should try the real thing some time.
-Winks at-

-Runs up to house-
-Knocks on door loudly-
-Wipes eyes-
What the hell am I supposed to say to him? I love you Zacky but I am leaving and am probably never going to see you again?
-Whimpers slightly-

-blushes-
Has everyone seen it?
I...I...
I have nothing to say that won't get a pounding from Mick or Brian...
-looks down at lap-
Fuc..kk... me...
Well that won't get you a pounding...idiot.

We've all done it Zacky.
*laughs*
I remember the first accidental sex tape I made... recorded myself doing a striptease to Dr Feelgood then jerking off while calling Nikki Sixx's name over my families holiday video.
*smiles wistfully*
I came out to my grandparents in the most interesting way.

-Widens eyes and looks at Zacky-
Uhh.....
-Blinks-
What?

*slaps Matt's arm*
Stop hitting on my ex!
*huffs*
Honestly, I'm not even fat yet and you're already searching for lovin' elsewhere.

-laughs at Brian's story-
-sees Matt look horrorified-
Shit, he heard me...
Erm,Did I hear the door knock?

-Shakes head and looks at Brian-
-Smiles slightly-
I remember you telling me about that...
-Laughs-
It sucks being gay sometimes. But luckily I never had tapes when I was a teenager.
Hmm... actually I made one when I was like... Seventeen...
-Looks confused-
-Looks at Brian-
I was jerking off over you, I think.
It disappeared though, I hid it under my bed, and then I couldn't find it.
-Shrugs-
I was so scared that whole week, that my family got it. I guess I must have thew it away by accident.
-Shrugs-
But seriously, you should never make any types of tapes. Something always goes wrong.

-Looks at Zacky confused before stepping up from couch and going towards door-
Did he really say what I thought he said? Why the hell did he? He has Mick...
-Opens door-
Talk of the devil.
-Looks at-
-Sees watery eyes-
Hey Mick are you okay?
-Looks over to Zacky-
Later I gotta ask Zacky what he meant by that. I'm so fucking confused...