RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:16 pm

[[The happy hyper bouncing has gone.
I just got mistaken for a female-to-male transexual.
I'm quite upset.
*looks at picture of letter next to Syn*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Happy again.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:22 pm

((Awww. Twats.
You are happy now though. Hah.

You wanna RPee something silly or something?))

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:25 pm

[[Oh yeah.
Fuck what they think.
They weren't bitchy about it though, they just asked politely if I was, so that makes it a little better.
A little.
But the sexy letter/Syn and the A7X/Trivium/Metallica juts make it all shiny and yay.

YES!
Yes, I do!
I haven't RP'd since Monday.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:37 pm

((I haven't RPee'd in what feels like years. Hah.

Grrr. My parent's annoy me sometimes, they never listen. I wanted to talk about something with them, and they just don't shut up and listen for 5 minutes. My dad tries to fix everything. I just want him to listen to me! Grrrr.

Sorry, rant over.

Right. Just talked with them, now they want to come with me when Avenged play Brixton. My dad wants to meet Syn again. This is getting freaky.))

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:47 pm

[[I just want to meet Syn in general.
*sigh*
He's so lovely.
I've become slightly more fangirly over him recently, heh.
Oh dear.
Although I have noticed one problem with that.
I can't stop doing the Syn smirk.
I don't even realize I'm doing it!
My parents'll tell me to stop smirking and looking so smug.
Bastard.

Yeah, mine very rarely listen to me.
You try to tell them your problems and they just decide to discuss something else instead.
Brixton's near-ish London, yeah?
I might go there instead of the Astoria.
But I do want to meet lovelickhump.
Hmmm, decisions.
I suppose I could do both.
Would save me going down and travelling home on the same day.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:50 pm

((Haha.
Everyone has told me that in the picture of me and Syn we both have the same smirk. Hah. He's had that effect on me too then. Damnit.

We shall think about it closer to the time.
-nods- And when the tickets come out.

RPeeeeeeeeee?
Who do you wanna be for an hour? Hah.))

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:56 pm

[[It's a very contagious smirk, haha.
And you doooooo!

Good plan.
Should be within the next few weeks if they're coming in January.
Must admit, part of me wants them to come in Feb/March, then I could probably get tickets for all the dates as a joint Xmas/Birthday present.
I'd love to see them on my birthday, find 'em after.
"I'm 21 now, do what you will!"
Ten quid on them running in fear, haha.

I think I'll stick with Syn, heh.
I'm low, he makes me smile.
Stupid comment got to me more than it should have.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:01 pm

((I knoooooooooooooooow. It's creepy, means I am his love child.
-gasps-
Does that mean?
Matt's my mummy?!
buahahaha

Haha!

Oh yeah, good plan.
Yeah, me too. I can run up to them and yell. "I'm 17. I'm sort of legal!" Haha. YEAH! And I will raise that Tenner to a Twenty for me. As I am planning to wear an oversized condom on my head when I meet them for the second time. Hah!

Okie Dokie.
Awwwww.
happy hug

Don't let it. Just laugh it off. And be happy that your hair is a lot longer than mine. my hairdresser went a little scissor happy on Tuesday, cos I asked her too. Hah.
You be Synneh with whatever you want, and I shall put in whatever character seems most fitting.
Haha.
It's fitting.
LoL!))

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:07 pm

[[I've figured out my problem.
I'm thinking logically, I have loads to look forward to and suchlike.
I think I have Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Spoiler:

That sounds pretty much like me at the moment.

Haha, that'll be well funny!!!
Agh, I've turned into a chav.

Okie dokie.
I shall post in a mo.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:12 pm

*sits in study*
*runs fingers over scarred hand*
*looks down at sadly*
*takes long drink from bottle of Scotch*
*pulls open drawer in desk*
*pulls out ring sitting on top of pornos*
*stares at*
Maybe I should give this back to her?
That'd let her know it was over for good.

[[Yeah, I dunno where I'm going with that.

And I've just realized... if your Syn and Matt's love child... and I'm your twin... then I fancy the pants off our parents.
AGGGGGGGGH!
I'm a bad Jerry Springer episode.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:12 pm

((Possibly. I think I have the self esteem part of it maybe.
But it makes some sense.
But don't pin point a disorder on yourself, you'll just worry yourself and you don't wanna do that really.
happy hug

But you are like me, you don't feel right so you worry until you are ill. So, yeah, just try not to dwell on it and such like.

It will.
You have? Yikes. I had a dream last night that Jo turned into a chav, got a scene hair cut and ditched me for loads of popular people and I had no friends anymore. sad

I was sad waking up this morning.

Okiesssssssss.))

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:16 pm

((I thought I would be Zacky, just cos he's cute as the dickens. Hah.

Muhahah! That is hilarous. I'm good cos I only fancy my uncle that way. Hah. Not biologically though. Score!))

-walks up to study door-
-hesitates slightly and sways a little-
I shouldn't have trusted Mick that that was water.
-giggles to self and knocks on the door-
SYYYNNNN-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!
-giggles-

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:22 pm

Christ...
*rolls eyes*
*drops ring back in desk drawer*
*snaps*
What the fuck do you want?

[[Agh!
*headdesk*
I'm moving our weird little family to Texas.
It's allowed there.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:29 pm

((Really? I thought that'd be the worst place. Hic town and all that jazz.
How about Alaska? It's cold there! Hah.))

-shakes a little on feet and smirks to self-
-walks into room and shuts the door behind-
Hey Syn.
Why so grumpy?
-smirks and walks over to desk-
What are you doing?
Why. My, my. This is a mighty large desk.
-smirks and sways a little on feet-
-pushes paper from the desk onto the floor and starts to take off shirt-
You want me Syyneh?

((I'm sorry I am shit at this. I am not listening to the best music to do a drunk horny Zacky.
-cough- Paramoresnewsong -cough-
And I haven't RPee'd in years. XD.))

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:33 pm

*looks over drooling, giggling Zacky*
You have no idea how many versions of No I'm thinking.
*wipes drool from mouth*
*holds finger up in front of Zacky's face*
Not sexy, babe.

[[Yeah but in Texas, people have sex with their relatives and it's seen as normal.
Plus in Alaska, Syn and Matt would stay clothed.
But I would have to cuddle up with them to share body heat.
Hmmmmm.

I'm ashamed, I quite like that Paramore song, haha.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:36 pm

-wipes away hand and climbs onto desk-
Come on Synneh.
You know you want this.
-smirks down on-
-says in a sing-song voice-
It's free and easssss-eh.

((That is very true.
You wanna snuggle up with your parents? I will take the uncles. XD. Hah.

It is a really good song. I like it a hell of a lot better than the other songs.

Ok, I don't think this Dan guy is not the one seriously. He's so emo it's a little worrying. He's never happy and he's telling me his life is depressing and how much he hates himself. Seriously. I can't ever find a normal well adjusted guy can I? -sighs-))

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:41 pm

Exactly.
Easy.
*smirks at*
Easy is boring.
I like a challenge.
You should know this by now Zacky.

[[Haha, cool.
*snuggles between Synny and Matty*
Mmm, muscle lovin'.

Hmmm, that is a little concerning.
Normal guys don't exist, darling.
They're all a little odd.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:46 pm

-scoffs-
You are turning into a fucking girl Syn.
-leans over to on the desk-
Last week you would be all over this.
-points down to own crotch and smirks at-

((Haha! Typical.

Hmmmm...
Typical for me. I find a guy that finds me attractive and he's mentally unstable.
What does that say about me then? Hmm?
Yes, I think about myself most of the time. Look after your own and all that shit.))

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:56 pm

In case you've forgotten, Vengeance, I was all over that.
*matches smirk*
You couldn't handle me again, you little punk.
You'd crack and scream rape.
Then everyone would hate me and that makes me very sad.
*mock pouts*
Go fuck Mick or Shadows.

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:59 pm

-laughs-
They aren't as good as you are though.
Little secret for you, Synneh.
-goes up close to Syn's ear-
I lovvvvvvvvve the pain.
It turns me onnnnnnnnn.
-moans-

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:05 pm

Really?
*moves closer to Zacky's face*
So those weren't cries of pain when I whipped you?
Or when I pounded into you, tearing you apart with my huge cock?
Or when I made you lick your own spunk from my desk?
*laughs*
You dirty bitch.

[[Hmmm, I mentioned it a while back in one of my posts, how Syn has this fetish thing but doesn't want to hurt Coby and would end up looking elsewhere for a bitch.
Maybe have Syn and Zacky as a bit of a kinky S&M pairing?
Coz I can picture that...
Oooh.
Also forgive my dirty talk, I'm a little tipsy.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:09 pm

Nope. Crying, for some reason, turns me on too.
You make me cry in pain. I'll get hard. No... problemo.
-smirks and leans closer to-
-noses and basically touching-
So. What do you say?
-shakes a little on the desk-

((...Mmmm. Sounds like a plan to me.

I think I shall talk with you about Dan and such on Saturday night, as I am confused to fuck now. Hah. Guys. -headdesk-))

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:11 pm

I say...
*pulls from desk*
Bend over.

[[Okie dokie.

I got to go nowwwwwwww.
Either freeze frame this or have Zee passing out or something, haha.]]

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:15 pm

((Thanks.

Love the ending. Hah.
Okies BYEEEEEEEEEEEE. happy hug

Freeze frame me thinkies.))

Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:32 pm

((Goddammit!
Me and Scott seem to be doing more and more each time I got there.
It's bad coz you have no idea how close we are to doing certain things.
And I like him so much now, and he likes me too.
Plus I have got like a relationship with his family and his lil brother is awesome and likes A7X and 30STM and shit so I talk to him for a while about it. Haha.
And his parents and him said I can stay whenever I want with him when I gotta move and shit and GAH I spend more time in his bedroom than my room!
But whatever.
I am just giggling over the fact that I have had stew twice today, one at his and one at mine. LOL.
MEGALOLISTEW!))

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