RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Captain Syn wrote:

You don't depress me.
Nothing depresses me.
Well, except a lack of alcohol.
*laughs*
Speaking of which...
*grabs a pair of glasses from nearby shelf*
*grabs corkscrew from draw*
*uncorks bottle of wine*
Shall we?
*grins*

We shall.
-laughs-
-walks over to chopping board and starts to cut from where left off-
I poromise not to hurt myself again , this time.
-laughs-
-carries on chopping-

[[It is wrong but at the same time, it's a change.
This RP is pretty much completely different to the other ones.
Matt's a shy virgin who's not actually been with anyone yet.
I've counted about 4 lovers that Syn's been with so far.
There's no Bratt.
It's weiiiiiiird!]]

Good.
Coz I only have Tigger and Pooh left and neither of them are really your style.
*laughs*
*pours out glasses of wine*
*hands one over to Jacoby*
*holds own up*
Perhaps a toast?
I mean, looks like we're drinking more than I earn in a year.
It needs to be treated with respect.

((It is.
But it still scares me. Haha.

And this is getting ridiculous now.
Tomorrow will be my 3rd day at college.
Thursday was my first, and then I had blonde/light purple/light red hair.
Friday I had darker purple/blonde hair.
And tomorrow I shall have darker purple/bright pink/ blonde hair.

LOL.

I have always wanted to be the person who had different color hair all the time. Haha.

And you know I mentioned about the Zack dude with the erection locker room thing in Heroes?
The slutty woman is called Ms. Sanders. LOL.
I wonder if there is a Brian... LOL.

I am *forced* to watch Heroes tonight too, I was up til half one watchin the catchups yesterday coz Emma made me.
I wanted to watch The Descent, which is awesome and is like, one of the only horror movies that has actually scared me.
Well, Watership Down scared me, but that wasn't really a horror movie. Haha.))

[[You're turning into Miiiiiiick!!!

I was going to watch the Heroes catch up.
But I decided not to and sat playing ma geetar instead.
I'm too tired to play guitar tonight.
So I'll probably only play until about midnight, haha.

I haven't actually seen The Descent yet, I'm dyyyyyying to see it though!
It looks amaziiiiiiing.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

Good.
Coz I only have Tigger and Pooh left and neither of them are really your style.
*laughs*
*pours out glasses of wine*
*hands one over to Jacoby*
*holds own up*
Perhaps a toast?
I mean, looks like we're drinking more than I earn in a year.
It needs to be treated with respect.

-stops chopping-
Ok.
-takes glass into hand-
A toast. To...
Good company?
Very. VERY good company.

((OMG. I have just dried my hair and I look like fucking Syn! With the whole electro-boy thing going on! Haha.))

*smiles at*
*clinks glass against*
To the best damn company either of us will find on this ship.
*laughs*
God that's depressing.
*takes drink of wine*

[[Haha! This is why we don't stick our fingers in the plug sockets to dry our hair.]]

It is.
-takes a drink-
Mmm Good.
-puts glasses down-
-swallows-
You have to put up with a lonely widow, basically.
And I have to put up with a sacrastic captain.
The joys of friendship, huh?
-laughs-
-finished cutting up vegetables and throws into large pan-
-starts to stir around-

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Haha! This is why we don't stick our fingers in the plug sockets to dry our hair.]]

((All I did was dry my hair upside down. I looked up and it was like WOAH! Haha.))

((Oh my GOD!
My mom just came in my room and yelled at me.
She said if I dyed my hair one more time than I am getting my laptop taken off me.
And then yelled at me some more.
This is seriously getting RIDICULOUS now.
My stepmother bought it all and was okay with it.
He said it would be cool.
*Shakes head*))

Jacoby wrote:

It is.
-takes a drink-
Mmm Good.
-puts glasses down-
-swallows-
You have to put up with a lonely widow, basically.
And I have to put up with a sacrastic captain.
The joys of friendship, huh?
-laughs-
-finished cutting up vegetables and throws into large pan-
-starts to stir around-

Well it's better than the alternative.
Drinking alone.
Or with the rest of the crew.
I mean, don't get me wrong, they're good guys.
But between Shadows giving me deathglares every five seconds and Zacky...
*pauses*
Well and Zacky, a guy can get a little annoyed.
*gestures towards with glass*
At least with you, I...
Um...
Well, you're not like them.
*looks away*

Matty wrote:

((Oh my GOD!
My mom just came in my room and yelled at me.
She said if I dyed my hair one more time than I am getting my laptop taken off me.
And then yelled at me some more.
This is seriously getting RIDICULOUS now.
My stepmother bought it all and was okay with it.
He said it would be cool.
*Shakes head*))

[[Thats a bit stupid really.
It's your hair, it's not as if it's really any of her business.]]

-nods along with Syn-
-finishes off with cooking-
Thanks.
I guess...
-laughs-
-puts lid on the stew-
Well. That will be ready in a few hours.
So... what do you wanna do now?
-shrugs-

Captain Syn wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Oh my GOD!
My mom just came in my room and yelled at me.
She said if I dyed my hair one more time than I am getting my laptop taken off me.
And then yelled at me some more.
This is seriously getting RIDICULOUS now.
My stepmother bought it all and was okay with it.
He said it would be cool.
*Shakes head*))

[[Thats a bit stupid really.
It's your hair, it's not as if it's really any of her business.]]

((I understand if she feels I shouldn't dye it so recently.
But still, she is saying I am NEVER allowed to dye my hair again, and I have to let all this grow out and just... be blonde. I don't know.
NOWAY!!
Thank fuck the purple was perminant. Haha. Shall last a while...))

Captain Syn wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Oh my GOD!
My mom just came in my room and yelled at me.
She said if I dyed my hair one more time than I am getting my laptop taken off me.
And then yelled at me some more.
This is seriously getting RIDICULOUS now.
My stepmother bought it all and was okay with it.
He said it would be cool.
*Shakes head*))

[[Thats a bit stupid really.
It's your hair, it's not as if it's really any of her business.]]

((I think it's because your step mum brought it for you.
She's trying to remind you that she is the boss. Not your step mum, she feels threatened by her, so she is trying to show you she is still the boss by punishing you.
It's stupid really. But it makes sense.
-shakes head-
Woooah. The Jimmeh hair give you powers to be uber smart.))

Jacoby wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

Matty wrote:

((Oh my GOD!
My mom just came in my room and yelled at me.
She said if I dyed my hair one more time than I am getting my laptop taken off me.
And then yelled at me some more.
This is seriously getting RIDICULOUS now.
My stepmother bought it all and was okay with it.
He said it would be cool.
*Shakes head*))

[[Thats a bit stupid really.
It's your hair, it's not as if it's really any of her business.]]

((I think it's because your step mum brought it for you.
She's trying to remind you that she is the boss. Not your step mum, she feels threatened by her, so she is trying to show you she is still the boss by punishing you.
It's stupid really. But it makes sense.
-shakes head-
Woooah. The Jimmeh hair give you powers to be uber smart.))

((She keeps doing that. She did it the other day.
I was so on Thursday coz of Collegeness and all and then as soon as I got home she yelled/screamed at me about borrowing her straighteners without asking.

And when I came home today I was really again, and she was a little quiet and now she is yelling.

But it is so unfair though!! I love dying my hair! Seriously, it is like... a hobby now.
And I love having prettyful colors in my hair!! I hate boring blonde, I've had it all my life!))

Jacoby wrote:

-nods along with Syn-
-finishes off with cooking-
Thanks.
I guess...
-laughs-
-puts lid on the stew-
Well. That will be ready in a few hours.
So... what do you wanna do now?
-shrugs-

I meant it in a good way.
I'm not great with compliments.
Unless I'm trying to bed someone.
*smirks*
Then I'm a natural.
Um...
Well, we have a cellar full of wine and a day filled with fuck all...
My suggestion would be getting wrecked.
Unless you have a better idea.

-throws sppon down on the counter-
Best fucking thing you have said all week.
-laughs and walks over to cellar door-
Well. Shall we bring it back up here? Or drink ourselves into an only grave down there.
I don't think I can see Brody without getting a few drinks in me that's for sure.
-makes way down the staairs to the cellar-

Well it's dark down there.
We could pretend we're in a literal pit of despair.
Fun!
*grins*
But might be a better idea to bring it up here.
Then we won't end up pouring it all over each other instead of in the glasses.
Coz I'm warning you, Shaddix, I get wine on you and I'll lick it off.
*eyes widen*
Um...

-picks up bottle-
Oh fun. Although I am already there.
-laughs and bends over to pick up another bottle-
-hears what Syn says-
-widens eyes-
-snaps upright-
What?
-turns around and comes face to face with Syn-
Ermm...
-breathes-

((Oops.
Somehow the hair dye spread. So now it is like, whole head. LOL.
And it is like, bright, bright, BRIGHT pink.
With bits of purple and blonde in it.

Ah well, it's only temporary. Haha))

Matty wrote:

((Oops.
Somehow the hair dye spread. So now it is like, whole head. LOL.
And it is like, bright, bright, BRIGHT pink.
With bits of purple and blonde in it.

Ah well, it's only temporary. Haha))

((-tries not to laugh-
-fails-
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
Can't wait to see you tomorrow.))

*smiles nervously*
I... um...
*eyes flicker to lips*
No, no... you don't kiss.
You haven't since Cristina.
Kissing is intimate and loving and a sign of more than just lust and you don't feel anything like that towards him.
I...
*looks back into eyes*
*moves back*
I should probably go and... check on our bearings.

Matty wrote:

((Oops.
Somehow the hair dye spread. So now it is like, whole head. LOL.
And it is like, bright, bright, BRIGHT pink.
With bits of purple and blonde in it.

Ah well, it's only temporary. Haha))

[[LOL!
Well, it's a drastic change, haha.]]