RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*eyes trail over woman's breasts*
Very nice.
Shame, I've had enough of women tonight to last me a fucking lifetime.
*eyes flick back to Zacky*
Sorry, kid... thought it might have been the fairy or something.
I'm sure your lovely ladyfriend here would be happy to finish you off.
*smirks at*
And if not, you know where to find me.
*winks*

Finish him off? Oh no he didn't...
-smirks at-
-turns to Zacky-
Are you going to tell him our deal, or should I?
-cocks head to the side-

-glares at Brody-
Thanks for that. I was hoping to tell him when I wasn't naked.
-sighs-
-grumbles-
You can.
-looks down at hand in lap-

Oh, do tell.
*smirks*
*walks into cabin*
*sits on end of the bed*
I'm just dying to know.

-shakes head at Zacky-
-rolls eyes-
Basically. Vengeance over here, said that if I could give him a little 'stress relief' that I could stay on this ship as one of the crew.
He told me he was the captain.
He told me that I could work off for him, as his bitch.
-slaps Zacky's arm and climbs out of bed-
I can't believe that you would exploit a woman like this...

Oh really?
*looks to Zacky*
*mouths 'nice try kid'*
*looks back to woman*
Sweetheart, I'd love to let you stay on board but I'm afraid I just don't have room for anymore crewmen.
Or women.
No matter how beautiful they may be.
Besides, I'm sure you'd get better deals back on the island anyway.
Lots of wealthy sailors out there.

-scoffs-
I made that mistake once before.
I am not going to make it again.
-pulls on skirt and clasps bra up-
-adjusts breasts in bra-
-walks over to man on the bed-
Look alright. I'm in trouble. Serious trouble.
I'm... on the run. I really need this ship.
It's my only way out.
-sits down on the bed next to-
I'll seriously do anything, hence why I slept with him.
-points over to Zacky-

Oi. I am right here you know?
-sighs-
-throws covers off and climbs out of bed-
I'm going to go and get drunk.
I have had no luck tonight.
-pulls on pants and grabs shirt from the floor-
-stomps over to the door-
Have fun you two.
-slams the door shut behind and stalks down the hallway-

*holds hands up*
Not my problem, darlin'.
I'm not in the market for being chased.
I've got enough bad guys on my tail without adding yours.
*gets up*
*walks to door*
Find someone else.
There's plenty of ships in the dock, you don't need ours.

-gets up from bed-
Please. I will do anything you want.
I will do the most disgusting of jobs. I'll be a slave. Just... please.
I'll do anything...
-looks down at forming erection-
-smirks-
-looks up at-
-leans againt-
Anything.
-bites lip and raises eyebrow-

*smirks at*
Sweetheart, that *nods down* isn't for you.
Well, you've already got the Wicked Witch of the West onboard.
Why not add the East?
Okay.
You can stay on board.
But on one condition.
You find my cabin boy and you apologize to him.
He's young, young men do crazy things to get women.

[[*refuses to do het*
LoL.
I fail at het.]]

Oh God. Thank you so much.
-hugs-
I will repay you in anyway possible ok?
You ever need a bitch. I'm it.
-smiles-
Not that it'll be a chore.
-smirks-
-pauses-
Ok. I'll go and find him. That is if he hasn't drank himself into an early grave.
-grabs shirt and jacket from the floor and pulls on-

((Oh Come on! You gotta learn how to do it sometime! I mean, these girls need a release. And I am not, I repeat, NOT doing all the het by myself. That's just crazy, crazy I say! And it's not like we are gonna judge, I mean, what can we judge against? Haha.))

Mm, well we'll just have to see about that offer.
*smiles, looking over body*
Would be nice to have a woman who doesn't feel the need to slap me when I leave.
Not that that's necessarily a bad thing.
*smirks*

[[LoL, I'll probably do it at some point.
Didn't seem to fit right now.
I mean, Syn just got slapped by a woman and then found his wife on board, the last thing he'd want would be some lady lovin']]

-smiles-
Rough night tonight then?
Oh rough life?
-laughs-
Right. I'll go out and find our ships boy then, huh?
-kisses on the cheek-
Thanks again. I owe you.
-smiles and walks out of room-

((Yeah. I guess you are right. Haha.
What are we gonna do now then? Fast-forward to the next day when they are out of the ocean again? What character should I be now. I have so many! Haha.
BTW. When you come down on the Friday, what time did your train get in? I gotta know cos I might be at college and my mum might have to pick you up without meh.))

Damn right you do.
*smiles at*
Bit of both really.
Women don't tend to like me much.
I can't think why.
I'm charming, I'm hot, I leave good money.
I'm very modest.
*laughs*
Yeah, go find him.
He's a good kid, really.

[[Yeah, jumping might be an idea.
I dunno, be whoever you want to be.
*waves hands in mystical fashion*
Woooooo!

I think it was 3.50 in the afternoon.
Although if I get on this course, I may have to get either a later train or come the next day depending on what my timetable would be.]]

-stands at the door-
You are hot. But some women like love, for some strange reason.
-laughs-
I learnt a long time that when you know where you are with a guy, he's not likely to get hurt.
-laughs-
I'll see you back on the ship later then.
-waves and walks down the hallway-
-walks up to top deck and makes way off the ship-

((Erm... I really don't mind what character I am. Brody or Jaocby. Zacky's bitchy-ness is annoying me at the moment. Haha.

Oh okie dokie. Well, I have Critical Thinking until 4:15 so my mum might have to pick you up alone. But as she might not want to go alone cos she doesn't know you and such so you may have to wait for a little while. We shall see closing to the time when you get your timetable.))

[[Zacky's annoying you?
*shockhorror*
Haha, erm you could be Jacoby.
He's not made an appearance for a while.

Yeah, that's all cool.
I shall find out tomorrow if I'm going to stick around on the course.
I'm thinking yes already to e honest.
I want to have something to do.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Zacky's annoying you?
*shockhorror*
Haha, erm you could be Jacoby.
He's not made an appearance for a while.

Yeah, that's all cool.
I shall find out tomorrow if I'm going to stick around on the course.
I'm thinking yes already to e honest.
I want to have something to do.]]

((Not the real Zacky. Just the whiny teenage character that I have made him into. Haha.
Okie Dokie. I will change to Jacoby, if you wanna start with whoever you wanna be.

Yeah. I really think you should, it will give you a purpose you know. Something to do and whatnot. I mean, you'll get lonely with me and Jo not being on here. Everyone does. Haha. Oh yeah, I learnt that on Tuesday I have a two hour lunch break so I can come back here. Woot!))

[[I'll stick with Syn.
He's easiest for me, haha.
Still trying to figure out quite how to play Cristina at the moment.
What kind of character she's going to be and whatnot.

Yeah, I want to have something to do and I'd like to be able to work in the music business in the future.
I'd like to be able to go to a school reunion in 6 years or whatever and have a decent story to tell.
Rather than being the failure that everyone thought I'd be.
You know, I think most kids in my school would have pegged me to be dead by now.]]

*stands at wheel of ship*
*looks down at compass*
*adjusts wheel*
*smiles to self*
*snaps compass shut*
*pockets*
*stares over wheel out at sea*

[[I'm so fucking pissed off right now, and I'm going to kick his fucking ass.
Suicide isn't something to fucking joke around about.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I'll stick with Syn.
He's easiest for me, haha.
Still trying to figure out quite how to play Cristina at the moment.
What kind of character she's going to be and whatnot.

Yeah, I want to have something to do and I'd like to be able to work in the music business in the future.
I'd like to be able to go to a school reunion in 6 years or whatever and have a decent story to tell.
Rather than being the failure that everyone thought I'd be.
You know, I think most kids in my school would have pegged me to be dead by now.]]

((I see her being a lot like Syn, but more maniplitve and one step ahead of the game so Syn is like at her. You know what I mean. Just because I think it will be funny for Syn to be outdone by a woman.

Yeah. I get what you mean. I want to do as well as I possibly can and get a good career out of it, just to rub it in some of their faces.
I also want to make it on my own withoput having to get married just to prove my grandparents wrong that I can make a career out of art.
I think that you can do it too. You know, prove all of them wrong. Well, if you are anything like me, which you are supposed to be twin, then you will prove them all wrong. I mean, we are in the Zacky club, and look at our leader. He wanted to prove all the people in high school wrong and he did. So we can too.
Power to the Zacky's I say!!!
-punches fists in the air-))

Captain Syn wrote:

*stands at wheel of ship*
*looks down at compass*
*adjusts wheel*
*smiles to self*
*snaps compass shut*
*pockets*
*stares over wheel out at sea*

-walks out of cabin, feeling refreshed-
-strechtes and walks up to top deck-
-sees Synyster steering-
-smiles and walks over to-
Morning Cap'ain.
You have a good time last night?
-smiles and stands next to-

Kaoru wrote:

[[I'm so fucking pissed off right now, and I'm going to kick his fucking ass.
Suicide isn't something to fucking joke around about.]]

[[He was JOKING?!
Oh that is so NOT cool.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

Kaoru wrote:

[[I'm so fucking pissed off right now, and I'm going to kick his fucking ass.
Suicide isn't something to fucking joke around about.]]

[[He was JOKING?!
Oh that is so NOT cool.]]

[[I know!
He posted a bulletin being all, "you actually think I'd go and commit suicide?"
I'm so pissed at him right now.]]