RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[I'm sure he'll be alright.
You'll just have to keep talking to him, make him see that it's not the right way to go.
Try and make sure he knows he has your support and you'll help him through it all.]]

*looks up at ship in awe*
*looks back to Syn*
Is this your boat?

Ship, sweetheart.
*runs hand over wood OF SHIP*
And yep, that's my girl.
The Deathbat.

Deathbat?
What kind of a name is that?
You should have called her something more feminine.

*smirks at girl*
Like... say... May?

*looks at feet*
Yeah, maybe.

No, I think she's much prettier than you.
It wouldn't suit her.

*slaps arm*
Are you going to show me the rest of her?
*moves closer to*
Like the captain's cabin?
*smiles*

You want to see my cabin?
*takes hand*
Well what are we waiting for?

*giggles*
*follows Synyster onto ship*

*pulls open door to cabin*
*grins at May*
This is my...
*sees woman on bed*
Wife.

Your wife?!
*shoves forwards*
You're married?!

*holds arms up to defend self*
Technically but not in a...

*pushes again*
Technically?!
*pushes onto bed next to sleeping woman*
You bastard!
*slaps across face*
*runs out*

*gets up from bed*
*runs to cabin door*
May, no wait... she's... IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!
*sighs*
*turns to Cristina*
You are so lucky I don't hurt women.

[[*tackleglomprapesalbum_love*
Someone posted Sixx:AM
I'm content for the day.
It's AMAZING.
It's making me cry but it's amazing.]]

*sits in corner watching Cristina sleeping*
*passes full glass of whiskey between each hand*
How the fuck did you find me?
*watches as Cristina stirs and rolls over, eyes open*
*puts whiskey down on table*
Morning, darling.

*smiles at Syn*
Good morning, Brian.
*smiles as Syn cringes*
Oh come on, you're 26 now, you should be over this little 'Brian-phobia.'

*narrows eyes*
My name is Synyster.
Not Brian.
You of all people should know that.
What the fuck are you doing on my ship?

I'd have thought that was obvious, baby.
*gets up from bed*
*walks over to Syn*
I wanted to see my husband.
*smiles sweetly at*
Aren't you pleased to see me?

Pleased?
*stands up*
*looks down at*
The last time I saw you, you tried to cut my dick off.
Why the hell would I be pleased?!

*moves closer*
*glares angrily at*
You slept with my sister.
I'm entitled to want to remove organs.
*steps back*
*smiles*
But I'm over that now.
Well... I will be, when you get me away from here.

You didn't try and cut off any of hers!
I'm assuming you brought your little, pointy friend along.
*walks past*
And what do you mean, get you away from here?
I'm not taking you anywhere.

I don't think you're in much of a position to deny me anything, Brian.
Not after I've put up with so much from you.
Not when I know things that could make your life a living hell.
Say I accidentally let slip something about Captain Sullivan's whereabouts to the authorities?

*spins round*
You wouldn't dare.
Do you have any fucking idea what they would do to me if you told them that?
These outer island jails are fucking brutal, Cris.

((Hello! I will sit and watch and not interrupt. Or think about what could happen with Zacky abd Brody. Maybe Brody and Cristina could know each other? No idea...))

Then I guess you better get used to seeing me around the ship, honey, because that's your choice.
Take me or get taken away.
*folds arms*
Which is it?

Brody wrote:

((Hello! I will sit and watch and not interrupt. Or think about what could happen with Zacky abd Brody. Maybe Brody and Cristina could know each other? No idea...))

[[LoL, I'm almost done anyway.
I don't like RP-ing with myself, I get so confused.]]

*stares down*
*shakes head*
God, I hate you.
Fine, I'll take you.
But the second we hit another port, you're off the ship.

Captain Syn wrote:

Brody wrote:

((Hello! I will sit and watch and not interrupt. Or think about what could happen with Zacky abd Brody. Maybe Brody and Cristina could know each other? No idea...))

[[LoL, I'm almost done anyway.
I don't like RP-ing with myself, I get so confused.]]

((Aww. Ok. I will have a little Brody and Zacky-ness that maybe Syn could hear or something? Just so you can be your Synneh self again. Haha.))

Mmm...
You are so good at this.
-closes eyes and arches back-
And such a...
-gasps
Big boy too.
-moans and writhes on the bed while being pounded into-
-grips onto the bed sheets-

Brody wrote:

((Aww. Ok. I will have a little Brody and Zacky-ness that maybe Syn could hear or something? Just so you can be your Synneh self again. Haha.))

Mmm...
You are so good at this.
-closes eyes and arches back-
And such a...
-gasps
Big boy too.
-moans and writhes on the bed while being pounded into-
-grips onto the bed sheets-

-leans down and kisses lips hungrily-
Shh.. Fuck.
You gotta be quiet, yeah?
-grunts and continues thrusting-
-throws head back and groans-
Fuck. So... tight....ah..

*grins*
*drapes arms around neck*
*kisses lips*
*pulls away when Syn doesn't respond*
Thank you, baby.
Now, I've had a long day.
*lays down on bed*
I think I should get some sleep.
*quirks eyebrow*
*pats space next to*
Care to join me?

Zacky wrote:

-leans down and kisses lips hungrily-
Shh.. Fuck.
You gotta be quiet, yeah?
-grunts and continues thrusting-
-throws head back and groans-
Fuck. So... tight....ah..

Oh Yes! Fuck... I'm close...
-moans a little softer-
-throws head back into pillow and arches back up-
Oh God...
-feels climax take over body-
Ah... Veee!!!!

Not if you were the last woman on Earth.
*storms out of cabin*
*walks back*
*points at*
And tomorrow, you're getting out of my cabin.
*slams door*
*mutters to self*
Fucking bitch, fucking following me...
*storms down corridors*
*hears sex noises coming from nearby cabin*
*storms towards sounds*
*mutters*
That should be me right now but no, fucking wife had to turn up and ruin everything.

Oh yeah...
-opens eyes and watches Brody climax-
Fuck... That is so hot...
-thrusts start to get more sloppy-
Close...so, close...
-speeds up thrusts and feels climax rising-

((I'll be right back. Lunch'ing. ))

*throws open cabin door*
*yells*
Do you fucking mind some of us are trying to drink our pain away?
*eyes run over naked bodies*
*smiles to self*
Well, look at what little Zacky brought in...
*eyes linger on Zacky*
And look at the boy himself...
*leans against doorway*
*tries to look angry*

((Ta-da! I'm back!))

-widens eyes-
FUCK!
-pushes Brody off-
-pulls covers over-
Do you mind...?
No... Wrong thing to say...
Erm... Sorry Cap'ain.
-bites lip and looks down at softening erection-
Great. Now I'm gonna get fucking blue-ball or something.

-smiles to self-
-looks up at guy at the door-
-smirks at-
Wow. What was I doing with this guy?
-looks over at Zacky-
-blinks and looks back at guy at the door-
-drops covers held up to chest a little-
-pushes chest out more-
You want some of this?
-smirks-