RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Captain Syn wrote:

Matty wrote:

((FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

The house we are moving next to? Amber lives next door.
SHE USED TO FUCKING BULLY ME THROUGH YEAR EIGHT AND NINE!!!
Great!!!
And she is gonna bully me even more now I am "emo"
Oh this is just fabulous.
*Moans*))

[[Fuck her.
You're stronger and better than that.
You don't need to take any shit from her.]]

((-hides from 'Fight the Power Syn'-))

Kaoru wrote:

[[
I'm all happy now.
'Cause one of my favorite J-rock bands, Phantasmagoria, read the fanmail I sent them.
xD
It's nothing extremely great, but it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.]]

[[That's good to hear! :D
At least you didn't do what I did when I got a comment from A7X on MySpace, heh.
]]

((I'd rather not fuck her.
But yeah. Hahaha.
I am definitely stronger than I was then.
So whatever.
She says anything, I'll throw bread at her.
Hahaha))

Captain Syn wrote:

Kaoru wrote:

[[
I'm all happy now.
'Cause one of my favorite J-rock bands, Phantasmagoria, read the fanmail I sent them.
xD
It's nothing extremely great, but it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.]]

[[That's good to hear! :D
At least you didn't do what I did when I got a comment from A7X on MySpace, heh.
]]

[[Heh, I read that comment on their blog.
xD]]

Jacoby wrote:

-widens eyes-
Did he say anything about me?
Guess not. Syn's not yelling at me.
Where is he now?
-looks around ship deck-
-sees Zacky on the upper platform-
-laughs slightly under breath-
I knew he'd keep him on board.
-smiles-

He's up there.
*nods head towards*
He's looking after the ship.
He can't actually do anything, the wheel's locked.
*smirks*
But he doesn't need to know that.
Figured I'd make him feel important.
See how he copes with the pressure before I decide whether to throw him off at the next port.

[[Question: What will be the name of the next port you stop in?
Figure I'd mention the name in my intro.]]

Oh nice. Maybe I should yell at him that we are gonna hit a boat then?
-sniggers-
No. I'm not that evil. I'm not you.

-pauses-
Would you really do that though?
I mean, I have known you what, a night?
-laughs-
If I know you as well as i think I do, you won't throw him off.
-looks up at-
He's too attractive.
-turns back to Synyster-
Even I can say that. So that must be saying something.

Kaoru wrote:

[[Question: What will be the name of the next port you stop in?
Figure I'd mention the name in my intro.]]

((Can be anything you want it to be. Be Creative.))

-Sticks head through corner of door-
No one... That I can see at least...
-Bites lip and goes back in cabin and takes off boxers-
-Continues singing same song, loudly-
-Stands naked in room-
-Looks around-
Eek! I hate it, I feel so fucking exposed even though there is no one here!
-Fumbles through bags for clothes-

*smirks*
You do know me.
*turns to look at Zacky*
He's got a great ass.
*smirks at*
It'll look even better with my cock in it.

Jacoby wrote:

Kaoru wrote:

[[Question: What will be the name of the next port you stop in?
Figure I'd mention the name in my intro.]]

((Can be anything you want it to be. Be Creative.))

[[Hmmm, PORT WHORE ISLAND.
Merrr... my creativity has died for the day.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

*smirks*
You do know me.
*turns to look at Zacky*
He's got a great ass.
*smirks at*
It'll look even better with my cock in it.

-holds hand up to-
Dude. Please. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much information for a straight... ish man.
-laughs and walks away from-
-turns back around and faces-
Oh. Yeah. What do you want me to do next, boss?
-says a little louder so Zacky could hear-
Whip the boy into shape?
-smirks-

-holds onto the wheel-
-tries to move-
-widens eyes and tries to move again-
Fuck. It's locked.
Just act natural. Ok Vengeance.
-watches over Jaocby and Synyster talking-
-hears what Jaocby says about being whipped-

-says weakly-
What?

GOD DAMMIT!!!
-Tries to sing to calm self down-
-Is annoyed-
I am fucking stark naked in a strange place...
-Tries to unzip bag-
And my freaking bag with all my clothes in it won't open!!
-Cries and pulls on zipper-
-Moans-
OPEN DAMN YOU!!!
-Pulls harder-
-Continues to sing in angry voice-

-looks up-
Did you hear something?
-looks at Synyster-
Like a woman screaming in anger....
-cocks eyebrow-
-rolls eyes-
Shadows?

-Sighs-
-Continues singing to calm self down-
I guess these guys need to know that I the only way I can calm down is sing
((Pretend he has a really good singing voice...
HOLY SHIT I DO NOT BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!!
But y'know what I mean, sounds really like Matt's singing voice
*Nods* Not just scareh and camp. LOL.))
-Sings and tries to open bag-
Come on! I don't wanna stay fucking NAKED!
-Sings and breathes-

Who else?
*laughs*
Guess we better go help him.
*raises voice*
We can get on with that whipping later.

Yeah. I suppose we should.
-raises voice-
Good. I'm in the mood for giving a good hard beating.
-laughs evilly-
-giggles a little-
-pats Synyster on the back-
Come on then. Let's go and see what M Shadows has done then.
-walks down halls to cabins-

You're turning me on, Jacoby.
*laughs*
*follows to the cabins*
*pulls open Matt's door*
*eyes widen*
*jaw drops*

-Mouth drops open-
-Stands in shock for a few moments, looking at Synyster and Jacoby-
-Blinks-
-Covers dick with hands-
I... sorry I was getting dressed...
-Gulps-
Sorry!!

Oh am I?
-laughs-
-looks at Syn's face-
What?
-looks in M's cabin-
-widens eyes-
Fuck. Me.
He's hung like a fucking horse!
-looks up at face-
Hey Shadows. You ok?
-grins and places hands on hips-

Jacoby wrote:

Oh am I?
-laughs-
-looks at Syn's face-
What?
-looks in M's cabin-
-widens eyes-
Fuck. Me.
He's hung like a fucking horse!
-looks up at face-
Hey Shadows. You ok?
-grins and places hands on hips-

((LOL!!!))

-Looks at Jacoby-
-Gulps-
-Nods weakly-
-Whispers-
I'm... fine...

You have nothing to be sorry for.
*grins happily*
Nothing at all, Shadows.
*licks lips*
I think I'll retire to my cabin...
Don't suppose you'd be willing to join me, M?
*shakes head*
Sorry, maybe not.
*looks over body again*
I knew there was a reason I liked you.

I hope they were joking about the whipping.
I mean, I wouldn't mind if it was a sexual beating. But other than that.
-pounders over thought and leans on the wheel-
-looks out at the ocean-

Good. I am glad to hear that you are... fine.
-smiles and bites lip-
-looks at everywhere but M's dick-
-hears what Synyster has said-
Ha. You have no shame at all do you?
I bet it was you that tossed me off this morning.
No way have I ever done it in my sleep before.
-pounders-
No never.