RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Jacoby wrote:

((Yerr. That's all good. Mum's excited becuase she can cook you veggie meals. LOL. Don't ask. Haha.
I might be working one of the days though, but I'm going to ask next time I am in work if I can work a different day or hours on Sunday. So I should be all good for Saturday. If not, I will be absenct for 4 hours of our day out. Haha.
But yeah, it's all good.))

[[Awesome!
I shall book my tickets when my next lot of money comes through and pop it on my calendar!]]

Captain Syn wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

((Yerr. That's all good. Mum's excited becuase she can cook you veggie meals. LOL. Don't ask. Haha.
I might be working one of the days though, but I'm going to ask next time I am in work if I can work a different day or hours on Sunday. So I should be all good for Saturday. If not, I will be absenct for 4 hours of our day out. Haha.
But yeah, it's all good.))

[[Awesome!
I shall book my tickets when my next lot of money comes through and pop it on my calendar!]]

((AWESOME! ))

-Grins-
Go ahead.
I won't stop you.
-Laughs-
-Looks at Jacoby-
This is interesting...

*strolls nochalantly over to Jacoby*
*whistles to self*
*kneels down by*
*catches hand*
Ah, ah, ah... allow me.
*dips hand into jeans*
*eyes widen*
I'm impressed, Mr. Shaddix.
*smirks*
*starts roughly stroking shaft*

-lets hand to fall to side-
-smiles and rests back more in chair-
Mmm... You do that so well...
-groans in sleep-

-Watches with mouth open-

((Sorry, is on phone to Emma who is with Kristina.
They are recording messages and sending them to Alex. All I heard over the phone was "HELLO ALEX!! I AM KRISTINA! I HAVE A FUNNY LAUGH..." In a witch voice.
I am scared for him.
He says it's just funny.
They just asked if Alex hates racist people. Haha.))

I should do.
I get enough practice.
*gently squeezes at balls*
*pumps shaft harder*

-moans-
-mumbles dreamily-
Mmmm... I'm close...
-shifts in deat and pushes crotch up into hand-
-grips nails on arms of the chair-

((I feel proud of myself. I just sewed some buttons onto my bag I made ages ago. Haha.))

I'll take that as a compliment.
*continues pumping*
*mumbles*
Come on, Jacoby.
You made me come this morning, it's only fair I return the favour.

-groans-
Oh God...
-tenses up all over and starts to tremble-
-breathes out-
Erika...
-spills into pants-

((Off phone.
That was so random.
Just Kristina screaming shit down the phone and Emma laughing pretty much. Haha.))

-Watches Synyster-
-Whispers-
Holy shit...
-Blinks-
-Watches-

*withdraws hand from Jacoby's pants*
*looks sidelong towards Matt*
*sucks fingers into mouth*
*grabs cloth from side*
*pulls hand from mouth*
*cleans off palm*
Well, now we've sorted that out.
*looks down at sleeping Jacoby*
Seems almost a shame to wake him up.
*raises voice*
Mr. Shaddix!

[[I've developed quite a Synoby fetish.
It's a bitch to find though.]]

-eyes snap open-
-bolts upright out of chair-
FUCK!
-looks around room-
Fuck. Sorry Captain. I must have drifted off.
-rubs head-
Fuck. My head is pounding.

((Sorry I poofed. I was ranting to my Dad about A7X and their so called "Uk Tour."))

That's generally the effects of so much whiskey.
There's painkillers in the bathroom.
Now, *nods towards lap*, clean yourself up.
We're about to set sail.

[[Can't say I noticed.
I was lost in a Syn/Zacky/Coby threesome.]]

Thanks.
-furrows brow-
Huh? What?
-looks down at lap-
Oh Jesus Christ...

-hides lap with arms-
Sorry Captain. I'll get right on it.
-hides face-

((-blinks-
Wha...what?))

-Watches from afar-
-Grins widely-

*smirks*
And you told me not to wear my hand out.
*walks from room*
I'll be on deck if anyone needs me.
*heads up to the deck*
Well, that was fun.
*climbs down ladder*
I just hope he's awake next time.
*pulls rope free from tying post*

[[Synobacky?]]

((BRB FOOD. I will read that when I get back!))

-widens eyes-
Oh God.
-holds head in hands and shakes head-
-rubs hands over face-
I need painkillers.
-gets up from chair and walks to own cabin-

((I am simply OUTRAGED by the amount of Synacky that has been posted on LJ. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!! SYNACKY IS OVERRATED!!!! BE MORE IMAGINATIVE PEOPLE!!
))

[[When you first get into A7X slashfic, you always tend to be drawn to Synacky.
Some people stick with it.
Some people drift into other pairings - like myself and Bratt.
Synacky just seems easiest for people.
Bratt is by far the hottest pairing.
I mean, come ON!]]

*pulls other rope free*
*climbs back up ladder*
*watches as ship pulls away*
Good fucking riddance.
*heads to wheel*

Captain Syn wrote:

[[When you first get into A7X slashfic, you always tend to be drawn to Synacky.
Some people stick with it.
Some people drift into other pairings - like myself and Bratt.
Synacky just seems easiest for people.
Bratt is by far the hottest pairing.
I mean, come ON!]]

((I agree with you there.
But I was one of the few who's first NC-17 slash fic was Bratt (WRITTEN BY YOO!)
Hahah.
I started with the BEST!
LOL.
But yeah, at the beginning of the A7X slashnessnessness I liked Synacky best. And as Matt was always portrayed in them as mean and shit I didn't like slash with him.
And then after watchin interviews and makings of and seeing how gosh darn cute he is, mixed with his body then Bratt and Mattacky and anything else with Matt in it = Haha.))

[[YEAH! I RULE!
Haha.
I think it's coz when you first get into the band, dear old Mattykins takes a while to grow on you and Zacky and Syn always seem very non-threatening.
I mean, yeah, I thought he was hot when I first saw him - but obviously my eyes were really elsewhere - but he seemed like a bit of a tit.
But now I love his cockiness.
[No pun intended].]]

((I'ma back! Now to read that threesome. ))

-makes way out of cabin nursing headache-
-sees boat is now moving-
We set sail?
-looks around-
-shrugs-
-makes way to study to find Synyster-
What will be my job then?
-remembers last night-
Oh yeah. The cabin boy.
-bites lip-
Got to make sure I don't say anything about him to anyone.
-goes to kitchen and gets some food from the fridge-
-sneaks past Synyster and makes way belong deck-

((Do you wanna find Zacky tonight or later on?))

((Yeah t'was what I was like.
BUT NOW I KNOW HOW CUTEH HE IS!! Haha
Aww Matteh

I wonder if he'd appreciate it if I was like ZOMGYOURSOCUTE!!! *Pinches cheek* to him WHEN I meet him. Haha.. LOL.))