RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Spoiler:

-dies-))

Jacoby wrote:

((AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Spoiler:

-dies-))

((*DIES*
I love that interview.
SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!
*Squeezes Coby's cheeks* YOURSOCUUUUUUTE!!!
LOL.))

I'm not judging you. I swear.
It was just, you know what stereotypes are like.
-laughs-
And, no offence. But it is kind of obviously that you are gay.
-smiles-
I'm not gay of course.
-laughs-
He is.
-points at Synyster-
But I have no problem with it.
-smiles-

Matty wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

((AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Spoiler:

-dies-))

((*DIES*
I love that interview.
SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!
*Squeezes Coby's cheeks* YOURSOCUUUUUUTE!!!
LOL.))

((I know. IT'SSOCUTE!
I wonder what he would do, if you did pinch his cheek and do that to him. Haha.))

*moves to M*
*slings arm around shoulder*
Mmhmm, kinda figured that one out, mate.
Good for you.
*pats stomach*
*smiles at*
Now, Shadows, you don't have to stay there and deal with all that shit.
I mean, I just happen to be looking for a crew for this ship and you would come in very handy.
What do you say?
Life on the open sea, hot sailors in every port, adventure and excitement.

Well I'm not gay exactly.
But I have been known to lean in your direction, so to speak.
*smiles at*
So no-one's going to judge you for that here.

((Hhahaahah YES this is brilliant!!!

Spoiler:

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Matty wrote:

-Looks at Syn, confused-
Are you serious?
Why do you want ME on your ship?
-Shrugs-
You don't even know meh!
And besides, I... I'm not good with the physical stuff...
I don't think I'd be able to be crew on a boat...

Then how did you get yourself into this kind of shape?
Picking daisies and chasing butterflies?
You can always learn how to do the work.
As for not knowing you, I only met Mr. Shaddix here earlier tonight.
Come on M.
I'm offering you the chance of a lifetime.
*grins*
Sail away with us.
Start a new life.

Jacoby wrote:

((Hhahaahah YES this is brilliant!!!

Spoiler:

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[[Jacoby's very own Scarred story.
He fell on M. Shadows.]]

Come on M.
Should be good.
And, my plan, is to see if we can get some guys to do the work for us.
I'm hoping to work my way to be...
-looks at Synyster-
Mr Gates's personal assistant?
Or whatever that's called on a pirate ship.
But, you aren't a pirate are you Mr Gates, No.
You are a business man.
-smirks at-

-Bites sore lip-
Uhh...
I don't know...
It's so tempting but...
-Looks at Synyster-
What would I have to give you in return?

((*Is eating dinner. Sorry if responses are short or late*))

*looks at Jacoby*
I gave you the chance to personally assist me earlier and you turned it down.
What makes you think you'll get that job?
And yes, I'm a business man with a ship instead of a Merc and a cargo hold instead of a briefcase.
*laughs*
*turns to Matt*
You don't need to give me anything.
*lowers voice*
Unless of course you'd like to.
*winks*
But the view you provide will be good enough for me.
And obviously helping out on some of the jobs, nothing too dangerous.
You'll just need to stand there and look menacing.

-Looks at Synyster-

Okay then...
-Looks at-
-Nods-
I accept your invite to be one of your crew.
-Looks at and blushes and looks away and looks at wall-
It's a nice ship.
-Nods-
It would be... fun, I suppose.
And I can do that... looking menacing.
-Stands up straighter, pushes chest out, holds head high-
-Folds arms-
-Says in gruff, low voice-
This menancing enough?
-Narrows eyes-

Well Captain. I said earlier that if you supplied me with enough liquor, your dream might become a reality.
-smirks-
-looks at Matt-
Very menacing.
-laughs-
Well. Just don't talk, yeah?
-laughs-
Just kidding.
So, we gonna toast to our new crew member or turn in for the night?
-looks around for an answer-

That is fucking hot.
Perfect.
*grins at*
Welcome to the crew, Shadows.
*holds hand out*

-Shakes hand nervously-
-Nods-
Thanks for having me.
-Looks towards Jacoby-
-Puts on low, gruff voice again-
What is wrong with this voice?
-Laughs-
It's intimidating... isn't it?
-Grins-
I'd be scared of me.
Even though you are anyway. Don't forget that time when you screamed at your own reflection when you thought it was a burgler...

That can be arranged Mr. Shaddix.
Now as much as I would love to stay up and toast to our little crew, I've been on my feet far too much tonight and not spent nearly long enough on my back.
*smirks*
So I'll be leaving you while I go and crash out for the night.
We set sail first thing in the morning.
Shadows if you need anything from your home, I suggest you get it now, or do without.
*waves to pair*
Goodnight men.
*walks out of study*

[[Right, I'm off.
I'm gonna go swear at Gates until I can play Chapter Four right, haha.
Night all x]]

Welcome to the ship, I guess.
-smiles-
I'm pretty sure no motherfuckers would come aboard this ship unannounced if you were on here.
-smiles at-
-takes drink from the table and takes a swig-
-watches Synyster leave-
Night boss.
Don't wear your hand out.
-laughs and knocks back rest of glass-

-Watches Synyster leave-
-Waves happily at-
-Looks at Jacoby-
-Smiles-
I think I oughta get my stuff from my home... clothes and junk...
-Shrugs-

((BYEE
I should go soon actually, coz if I have any hope of getting up early tomorrow, I'll need to get some sleep now. Haha.))

Yeah. Sure whatever.
You need some help?
Or do you wanna do and walk, clear your head ans such.
-smiles-

((I am too awake to go to sleep. Probably cos I got 12 hours sleep last
night. Haha.))

Jacoby wrote:

Yeah. Sure whatever.
You need some help?
Or do you wanna do and walk, clear your head ans such.
-smiles-

((I am too awake to go to sleep. Probably cos I got 12 hours sleep last
night. Haha.))

I am fine.
You don't need to help me.
-Bites lip and walks towars door-
I'll just... get my stuff. And then be back when I am done, okay?

-smiles at-
Ok. The cabins are through that door then.
-points to door-
Pick anyone you like, whatever one me or Syn aren't in.
My advice.
-rests hand on shoulder-
Don't take a cabin at the other end. Unless you wanna hear Mr Gates's paying some alone time to his little friend. If you get me.
-winks-
Anyways, be careful out there yeah. I don't want to wake up tomorrow and my first job being scraping you off the side of the ship.
-pats on the back-
Night M.

-Grins-
He obviously doesn't know me. Free porn...
-Nods to Jacoby and heads towards cabins-
-Heads to cabin right next to Synysters at the end-
-Laughs and heads inside and looks around-
So... this will be my home for... god knows how long?
-Grins-
-Sits down on bed-
I could get used to this.

((Ok, I am going I think. Byeeeeeeeeee ness))