RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Ooh pirateness!!!
LOL. I'm back!!
Today was fun. And random.
And Emma is here now. So I may be quiet.

Those emo boys we met were funny. Emma was scared, I liked them. That's probably coz they were sweet and showed interest in us.
They just randomly walked up to us in the street and was like HI and shit and then asked if we wanted to get drunk with them in the park.
They were nice and all, but we were kinda scared. Emma was more, I was like Meh, why not? LOL. They just kept hugging us and shit.
I am a whore for attention I guess and as they kept touching us and shit so meh, I was just like coz I am a slut I guess. And Emma was like .
She asked me as a friend if we could go and I was like, okay then, even though I didn't really want to.
But it was kinda obvious what they wanted when they got us drunk.
So we ran away. LOL.
And then hung around Portsmouth until like, half 8. LOL.
T'was SO FUN.
And we went to the cinema before and watched Knocked Up.
T'was so funny.
MORE GAY JOKES.
I love them. Hahahaha.

Okay, I'ma shut up about my day now. ))

-mutters-
I know plenty about your kind.
-watches walk towards-
-widens eyes and backs away from-
What are you, gay or something?
-backs away from but ends up getting cornered against a desk-
-puffs chest out to look bigger-

[[I tried watching Knocked Up earlier but the stupid computer wouldn't let me.
Sounds like you had fun.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I tried watching Knocked Up earlier but the stupid computer wouldn't let me.
Sounds like you had fun.]]

((Yeah, I so randomly and scarily love being out at night time. It doesnt scare me, It's really weird, I love being out at night, its thrilllllllllling. LOL.
I am just weird.
We went to visit THE GATE (Best part of Portsmouth) Like 4 times.
Coz we are so cool like that.))

*quirks eyebrow*
Really?
And what makes you such an expert on pirates, eh?
*holds against desk with body weight*
I'm not gay.
I just find sometimes *runs hand across chest* you need the touch of someone *moves hand down to crotch* who knows how to handle the *squeezes lightly* equipment.

[[Pft! Stop stealing my complex!
We have The Gate in Newcastle too.
Oh the memories.
Tigger and I hung out in a jazz bar there until 1AM after we saw Cradle Of Filth.
The walls gave me a headache.]]

-bats hand away-
Stop it!
-pushes Syn away and walks towards door-
-pauses and runs hands through hair-
-looks back at-
I know a lot about pirates thank you.
Well... about a certain group of pirates.
-drifts off remembering-

Worth a try.
Ah-a.
*sits on desk*
Let me guess.
Someone you love was killed by pirates and now you're bitter towards us all because you think we're all the same?
*grins*
Am I close?

-whips around to look at-
-glares at-
She was my wife! I have every right to be bitter!
-regains self-
-breathes-
Look. I'm sorry for coming onto your ship uninvited.
Good night.
-bites lip and turns around to head out door-

Knew it.
Your type are all the same.
*picks up letter opener*
I bet you're dying to get revenge, aren't you?
Dying to look into the eyes of your wife's killer and watch as they go dead.
*stabs letter opener into desk*
I can do that for you.

-flinches when Syn stabs the table-
I don't want them dead.
I just want them to suffer, like she did, like I did.
I don't even know if she is dead.
-stops self-
Why am I even telling you all this?
-sighs and rubs forehead-
I need a drink.

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Pft! Stop stealing my complex!
We have The Gate in Newcastle too.
Oh the memories.
Tigger and I hung out in a jazz bar there until 1AM after we saw Cradle Of Filth.
The walls gave me a headache.]]

((The Gate = The gate round the back of The Guildhall in Portsmouth where we meet all the bands who play there.
It is where we hung out with Annihilator, dude from Bring Me The Horizon and Sancitity.
And will meet more bands.
Me and Emma go round there all the time, tis the best part of Portsmouth.
I swear to God I am gonna take Alex there when he comes here. It'll be like,
Me: WAH LA! *Points to Gate* TEH BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD!
Alex: Erm, it is a gate...
Me: But it is a SPECIAL gate where all the hot famous people go!!!!!
*Jumps up and down excitedly.*))

*nods towards cabinet in corner of room*
Help yourself.
And torture's possible too.
*eyes light up*
And even more fun.
How about it?
I mean, you've got fuck all left for you here, right?
Drinking every night, rolling into bed grieving for a death which may not even have happened.
*walks over to*
Join me, join my crew and I'll help you get the justice you've been looking for.
*holds hand out*

[[Shit, I was enjoying being sleazy Syn and now I'm getting kicked off.]]

-helps self to whiskey and listens to Syn-
Mmmm Revenge sounds like something I could be a part of.
-turns around to see Syn standing behind-
-looks at hand-
-smirks-
Why not?
What have you got here? Nothing. A few hookers that know your name but you will never give it up for because you have being faithful these past five years.
Fuck it.
-takes hand and shakes-
You've got yourself a deal.


((Aww. God Damnit. Aww well. I'll... do something. Meh. Bye.))

One down.
Great.
Help yourself to that.
*points at whiskey*
Don't touch that.
*points to rum*
Get whatever you need from your home and find yourself a cabin.
Any except the last one on the left.
*grins*
That ones mine.
Now, if you'll excuse me I have something I need to sort out.
*nods down at own crotch*
*smirks up at*
It's been a long time, mate.
*claps on back*
Welcome aboard.
*heads out of study*

[[Right I shall return tomorrow, haha.
Night x]]

-rolls eyes-
What the hell have you gotten yourself into?
-sighs and puts down empty glass-
I guess I better get some clothes.
-walks out of study and sees a flash of black down the hall way-
-furrows brow-
Must be his cabin boy or something.
-laughs-
I bet it's a pretty girly boy.
-steps off the ship and makes way back to own house-
Get some clothes and the main items and get out without a word to anyone.
It will be painless.

((I will be on tomorrow. I am having a rest day tomorrow. Bye!))

[[LOL so much at the title!!!!
Aww sweet, a new one started!
Haha this one sounds FUNNY!]]

((Yayness!!
I am about to dye Emma's hair.
*Dances*
I hope she trusts me...
))

((Looks like I am moving in with my dad in Southampton
(Yay my mom loves this new house more than me so they are kicking me out) So I can catch the train, which is sorted, to Southdowns.
Which should be okay I suppose.
I am just about leaving my y'know, FAMILY to live with other people with I hardly ever see. GREAT!
But whatever still means that I get to go to Southdowns and dont have to leave all my friends. LOL.

Uhm... so yeah, I think... ))

[[Well at least you get to stay and go to the same college rather than faffing around with a new one and suchlike.
But yeah I can see how you'd be upset.

I would have been on earlier this morning but I only woke up at midday. I'd had a bitch of a headache all last night - so bad that my pillows made it hurt even more. Fuuuun.]]

((Aww Ye better now?

I would still be asleep now if Emma hadn't woken me up.
We watched Evil Dead 2 last night which is one of the funniest horror movies ever. LOL.
And then Ace Ventura 2 which is one of my favorite movies ever and... just my movie pretty much. LOL.

And yeah, like, my dad and stepmom dun even like me. But whatever.
*Shrugs* I just hope it all works out.
Hopefully I can just be on my laptop all the time while there or whatever, then it'll just be the same as normal and then I catch a train to go out with my friends, coz I will get a train pass or something, and that's practically the same as I do now, coz it is still miles to my friends house from here.
So hopefully it will be okay.
Hopefully.

Eek.))

[[Yeah, I'm better now.
I'm paranoid it's going to come back but meh, I'll live.

They must like you if they're letting you move in with them.
I'm sure it'll all work out fine.

I've never seen Evil Dead 2.
And Ace Ventura annoyed me.
But then again, Jim Carrey annoys me, haha.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Yeah, I'm better now.
I'm paranoid it's going to come back but meh, I'll live.

They must like you if they're letting you move in with them.
I'm sure it'll all work out fine.

I've never seen Evil Dead 2.
And Ace Ventura annoyed me.
But then again, Jim Carrey annoys me, haha.]]

((=O How can Jim Carrey annoy you? He is like MEH! But WORSE and more MANLY!
LOL.
And Evil Dead 2 =
A man at war with the head of his dead girlf who was still alive and trying to kill him so he attacked it with a chainsaw while it was laughing its head off.
It was so funny.
It was ade in the eighties, so enough said. Haha.

And they are kinda about it I think. Haha.
But meh, hopefully everything shall be fiiiiiiiiiiiine.
*Nods*))

[[Everyone loves the 80's.
The coolest people are 80's kids.
And you and Chloe of course.

Yeah, I'm sure it'll work out.
I can't see them taking you in if they didn't care about you.]]

((LOL. I dyed Emma's hair with purple streaks (And my hands now look like I have Ribena Stains on them *Scrubs off*) And she likes it! And it looks good and it didn't go terribly wrong!
I am proud of myself LOL.
Hopefully her mom won't kill me though. Haha.

And YAY for 80's kids! And 1991 kids! LOL Like MEH and CHLOEH LOL.
And it had better work out! Or else I'll... cry. LOL.
))