RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-finishes cleaning up and comes back into the living room-
Well.
-wipes hands with a towel-
-says in mock concerned voice-
Watching this porn must be very hard on you then.
-reaches for remote-

What? No, no, the porn is good.
The porn is helping me heal mentally.
*nods*
It's helping me to remember that the penis can be used for pleasure and not just forcing kids out of...
*shudders*

-smirks-
-looks down at-
-hands remote back to-
Alright. But only because I want to watch it too.
-laughs-
-takes a seat in the middle of Brian and Matt-
-pokes Matt, who is sleeping-
-turns to Brian-
Poor Guy. He hasn't got much sleep.
Tell you what. I'll tend to Ava tonight if she's restless, ok?
-smiles at-

((I just realised, for my CV, all the things that are in brackets, I have used two brackets like in the RPee. LOL. Oh and, how awesome is this?

Spoiler:

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[[Awww, my homokitties are having a lick and cuddle.]]

Thanks Zacky.
*yawns*
I'm surprised I haven't passed out on you yet either.
I'm fucking shattered.
And it's not really as if Ava's been that fussy.
She's being a pretty good kid.
*leans back in sofa*
Guess I'm just not as young as I used to be.

-laughs-
Yeah. You're right, I've slept fine, I have bearly heard her crying at night.
It's probably the parent vibe.
You are wired cos you think she's gonna wake up right?
Well don't worry about it tonight.
I got it covered.
-smiles at-
You better get to bed before your like him.
-motions over to Matt who is asleep with his mouth wide open-
Man that is a pretty sight.
-laughs-

At least he's not drooling...
Oh wait...
*watches as string of drool falls from Matt's open mouth*
Mmm, I bet now you know what I see in him.
*rolls eyes*
Yeah, you're probably right.
*yawns*
*stands up*
Send him up if he wakes up.
Or um...
*looks down*
Don't be surprised if you find me on the sofa with him in the morning either.
I'm not great at sleeping without him and... yeah.
It's stupid but y'know, that's me.
Thanks for the food and everything.
I'll see you in the morning.
*turns to leave*
Um...
*turns back*
Actually, I'll just...
*sits on other side of Matt*
*cuddles close*
*points at Zacky*
You tell anyone I had to do this and you're dead.
*pulls Matt's arms around*
*closes eyes*

[[Awww, what a doof.
Right I'm off.
Probably won't be on until about 3/4-ish tomorrow.
Need some last minute holiday shit.
Byyyyyeeeee xxx]]

((OH I hate the people at my old school. They add me on 'space, never talk to me, so I delete them. Then, they start to talk to me, you'd think that those bitches wouldn't care about my opinion right? Well, wrong! I've got one of them now, asking me if I called her friend anorxic. For one, I didn't, and two, even if she was, I wouldn't waste my time. It's like, they don't care about you if you do something good, but as soon as they hear that you did something bad, they are all over you like wasps on a picnic. So. I have stood up to them. For once in my life. She asked me and I said "No. Why? Why do you care about my opinion anyway?" Which, to be quite honest, doesn't matter that much normally when they call me fat, bucked toothed, emo, grunger etc for years. Grrrrrrrrr. Ok rant over, I swaer.))

-shakes head at Brian-
-turns off TV-
-laughs soflty looking at Brian and Matt curled up on the sofa-
-smiles and turns light off-
-leaves room-
-goes upstairs and walks into nursery-
-sees little Ava awake and playing with mobile-
Hey Ava.
-walks into room-
-stands over cot-
How are you?
-strokes Ava's head softly-
-sees her smile-
Aww. You like that?
-strokes head again-
You turning into a cat Ava?
-laughs soflty-
-sighs-
Man, I can't wait to have kids of my own.

((OK. I will seeeeeeeeeee you tomorrow. Bye. ))

((WAAAAAAAAAAA! I am so alone. I don't know what to do with myself. ))

((MY GOD DAMN MOM!!!!
Right, I was watching Heroes, yeah? And there was 5 minutes left and my dad told me to do the kitchen, and my mom told me to make her a coffee and I was like wait 5 minutes!! And my mom was like Ok, and my dad said he'll do the kitchen instead and my mom was like NOOO! JO WILL DO IT!! And I didn't hear the rest of the convo, cos I was upstairs but then the next thing I knew, my mom yelled at my dad and came up here and told me and Becky to pack out bags, we're leaving. This has happened many'a'times before and I am usually like *sigh* FINE but this was at least 3 years ago, the last time and I was sat here earlier yelling at my mom like NO I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! RAWR!! Kinda thing and she yelled/screamed/hit me and said I had to go now and I was like RAWR I AM NOT FUCKING GOING!! And she got maddrer and pushed me out of the house and then me, my sister and her drove around for a while and I was like can you just drop me off at Chloe's PLEASE?! Cos the only place I would feel safe was with Chloe, rather than with my mom who was angry and then we drove around for an hour and I was just crying and shit and yelling at my mom to go back home and then she started acting weird, like she was high or something and I was scared, cos she kept lauging and FINALLY we went back home and everything is okay now, I think.
Strange all I kept thinking was GO TO CHLOE'S. I'm sure your parents wouldn't appreciate that, but that was all I was thinking. Strange.
Anyway...))

((-blinks- What the hell? Ok, that is weird. But... you're not going right? What is actually going on now? But I feel kinda happy you only feel safe with me. -hugs-))

Zacky wrote:

((-blinks- What the hell? Ok, that is weird. But... you're not going right? What is actually going on now? But I feel kinda happy you only feel safe with me. -hugs-))

((They used to do this a lot. My mom is stubborn. She can't say sorry or anything.
They argue, my mom is like FINE WE'RE LEAVING!! She gets me and Becky up (this has probably happened about 10 times, it used to happen a lot like 5 years ago, hasn't happened in yeaaaaaars) And then my mom drove around for a while, with us in the back, and then after like an hour, sometimes longer, my dad would phone her, most probably to apologize, I dunno, and then she goes back, and it's all fine.
So hopefully, it is all fine.
*HIdes in room*
I need a drink.
*Gets coke* LOL.))

((I will do some RPee'ing alone then. Since I am not sleepy. ))

-is wrapped up in Mick's arms-
-sleeping soundly-
-hears muffled cry from baby monitor-
-wakes up-
-looks at the time-
3am.
-smiles weakly and gets up-
Hope she doesn't wake up the other two.
-pads into room quickly and quietly-
-hears Ava crying quietly-
Hey baby. Whats the matter?
-walks over to cot-
-takes out of cot and holds-

-stops crying so much-
-clings to Zacky's shirt-

Aww. You were lonely?
-sits in chair-
I don't like sleeping alone, either.
-smiles down on-
-yawns-
-blinks and tries to stay awake-
I'll tell you what? How about you and me, go and sleep with Uncy Mick, yeah?

-giggles and burps-

-laughs softly-
Ok then.
-stands up and takes Ava into own bedroom-
-sits up in bed cradling Ava-
-rocks her gently until she falls asleep-

-looks down at Ava, then at Mick-
-smiles-
We are gonna have our own little family some day.
-yawns-
-sinks down in bed and places Ava next to-
-holds Ava in arms and lays on the bed-
-looks down on-
Night sweetie.
-kisses head and rests head on pillow-
-falls asleep-

((I know for a fact that I slept in the same bed as my parents for like months after they brought me back from hospital, even though I had a cot. They say, I slept from 10pm til 6am everyday, I was a dream baby, I slept the same hours as I do now...Well, expect now they start at like 2am and end at 10am. Haha. LOL. Anyways, yeah, I thought this would be cute, to show how much Zacky cared for little Ava. LOL, Ava's all cossy with Mick and Zacky while Brian and Matt are on the sofa together like, sloughing it. Haha. I AM SO NOT SLEEPEH! GRRRRRR! I'm gonna go and listen to music Woo! Bye. x))

((Holy Hell! I am the first one on. It must be some sort of time warp or something. LOL.))

((-sniffs-
I'm all alone. There's nobody here besides me.
My problems have all gone, there's no one to dr-iivvvvvvvvve meeeeee!
But you gotta have friends...!

LORD!!! Where is JO?!?!?!?!?!?!
I am so alone!))

((You know I am always usually like, all the time no matter what?
This is the first time in AGES that I have been so much.
Stupid mother woke me up early even though she knew damn well I was up all night with HER in the CAR to make me go out to Fareham with her, I felt sick and wanted to stay in bed so she yelled at me to get up and then I didn't, and she said I can stay here if I clean up everywhere, which I agreed to, even though I was ill, and then my dumbass mother turned off the internet completely and hid the wire so I couldn't plug it in while she was away so I was just sat here, cleaning, since 9 this morning. My mom has only just came back.
I am so GRRRRRRRRRRRR right now.

I wanna move out, seriously.

I mean, all I do here is clean up and hide from my mom.
She shouts, screams and hits me sometimes. You can never argue back with her.
She is pressuring me to get a job, and I know in the car with you and Emma and Davage it was funny when she was making fun of me and stuff but I felt so fucking small everyone in the car ganging up on me. I hated it. It's bad enough that your mom pressures you and makes fun of you like that, but it is worse seeing her make your friends do it too. And I know it was funny and people were laughing and stuff but I really was kinda like in the back of that car. And my mom won't shut up going on about it and the whole bus thing EVERYONE IS GOING ON ABOUT THE BUS THING. I happen to be scared of catching buses alone, okay? I fucking dropped out of school in year 10 just cos we moved and I had to catch the bus alone to school. Seriously. And now my mom is going on about it, my dad is, and now my mom has got my friends to do it.
I am so right now. Seriously. I just hate everything right now.
-Stops whining and being emo-))

((I'm sorry. I had no idea that is upset you that much. I promise, I will not go on about it again. Ever. And the whole catching a bus alone, maybe we could try and over come that some day. Like, I'll tell you what buses to take to my house, and I'll meet you at the bus stop, yeah? So, it's not so bad. And, why are you scared about catching a bus, maybe there is a solution to it.))

Zacky wrote:

((I'm sorry. I had no idea that is upset you that much. I promise, I will not go on about it again. Ever. And the whole catching a bus alone, maybe we could try and over come that some day. Like, I'll tell you what buses to take to my house, and I'll meet you at the bus stop, yeah? So, it's not so bad. And, why are you scared about catching a bus, maybe there is a solution to it.))

((I dunno. Probably the same reason why I am scared of phoning people. *Shrug* I am just a pussy, I think.
And thanks. I am not mad at you at all. Just everyone else. Oh, and not you Syn either. Haha. And yeah, we should try it, I s'pose. Seriously, I had a dream last night about moving away with you and seriously, I wanna do it. Save a buncha money up and either go on some kinda road trip, travel around the world or just... move. Somewhere. Anywhere. Just... being independent, y'know? And just, away from here.
That's what I wanna do right now. *Nods*))

((Jo was thinking of a Vengdeth storyline, by the way. Okay, actually she stole it from Friends, but STILL.
Zacky wants a baby a lot, right? Mick is kinda meh right now. He wants a family but hasn't gone on about it. So I think in a few months/years when we fastforward Mick could tell Zacky he is ready to have a babeh, and Zacky is all and stuff and so they start trying to have one. Like doing eachother all the time ( ) to try and get pregnant, aiming to where it should be to make a baby, but after like a few months neither of them are pregnant, so they start to think they can't have one, so they phone up the clinic and they say that if they have been trying for this long and neither have been successful in getting preggers then something is wrong, Like with one of their sperms or both of them or something like that.
So after a really emo I CAN'T MAKE YOU HAVE KIDS I'M SO SORRY scene and no doubt Matt offering to lend Zacky his sperm ( ) for a few days they consider adoption but then more emoness when they just talk about how much they want a baby that is like them like Ava is and not some random one, and then they have emo sex and then somehow Zacky gets knocked up and everyone is like
Yeah, I was thinking that while staring at a wall. Haha))

((Thats kinda like an idea I had last night, except, my idea was that Mick's family have a long line of problems with sperm in the family. He has a lot of tests when he is young to confirm that it is unluckily he will have kids. But he doesn't tell Zacky thing, he just assumes that if the time comes, he will be the one to have it, cos Zacky's sperm is all okie dokie. Buttt... I was thinking Zacky could have an accident, that stops him having kids, or lessens his chances. So Mick is like but Zacky is like, no worries I can carry it. But Mick then blurts out about how he can't have kids. Then there is emo-ness and then yeah, your idea of the miracle. Cos then is can really be a miracle, unless Ava who was a mistake. -cough-))

((WE THINK THE SAME!!!
You know how Homer Simpson's brain consists of an empty room with a little monkey dancing or something?
Mine is probably a naked Matt dancing. YERR. LOL.
We'll shall just see how it goes. I would say try not to be too emo, but... I don't think our RP will be our RP without Zacky emoness. Haha.
But let's not do emo soon cos I feel emo and that will make me feel more emo.
SO LET'S BE HAPPEH FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!
YeyYeyYeyYey))

((We will be happeh for Christmas.
No. I have a monkey on a tricycle that keeps falling down. haha.))

((Ooh nice!!!!!
And ooooohkay XD
Oh, you do realise I SHALL have this Mick/Zacky/Matt/Brian thing even if Ihave to do it all myself, right? Haha))

Matty wrote:

((Ooh nice!!!!!
And ooooohkay XD
Oh, you do realise I SHALL have this Mick/Zacky/Matt/Brian thing even if Ihave to do it all myself, right? Haha))

((You think you are the only one that wants it? LOL. I will aid you in our quest. LOL.))